Rensselaer Republican, Volume 13, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1880 — KOMICK KUTTINGS. [ARTICLE]

KOMICK KUTTINGS.

“I shall shoitty be connected with the AjBUaMrBSA the coroner doesn’t recognize them. While the reoord of fast hones is constantly being brought down, the record of A* Mtereantabti* beb»g*hffffnup. It,was* Windham wife? who, wlten hfer ssss ssshs^^s^ an untimely(»d. a . . M»sv..jr»e 1— „ fopd thing in iM way, |MjTh*-. p sdl lc ?••>. •* A little girl,being naked what charity was, answered: “It is giving to the poor »■» •<*• wff 'wan* M» %h(ome qpc, where It*ls a s good jfrZrXn; i*t*» si<■»“*»>"Bing to me toe old songs,", pleads b pom. Ahonflbur hours’ warbling of “Old Dan Tucker’’ and “Deo-DM' would cure him,perhaps. , .- ! lady giving her idea of women’s rights SpW its w*e“l#-delude one man into the ga’ttfeJtks?' AUEqpjgant is a bell guide, * raeltof Shelf and a pipage of #y «J B oA South Ena man aqked a one-armed organ gnnder ffne war a survivor of toe late war,and ifie organist replisirkH&ng it, do I abt as (hough I was killqd “irjbnfes undertakes to .pull my ears,”i said a loud-mouthed felldw ofi a street corner, “he’ll just have bis hands fall.’’ The crowd looked at the man’s ears aad

E *v p. . Akii-i , It was a man of considerable means who said, when thrown from his home, that although not in a very comfortable position yet be considered himself pretty .welloff. f* ebsbte •* ■ A Chicago man being accused of mre lying ffte wives Wsb asked by the Judge why be wedded so many. •s“fn Ordef to meet with a good one, ff possible," was toe reply. >**‘Bo#to Fiy Gmtfch ia new facok ylf toe same methods tad made to successfully apply to othet btefc will li&wttez' Male.-—Philadej ia News. .aem scbsft, complainr or tne irregularity of the mails. Yet one would suppose that it got all of rts letters. "I htve three children who are thevgry *lmage of myeslf." “I pify th9youngest,’ 1 replied bis i§terlocutcr ’ "Be cause he is the pne,whu wiH have to re- : *te»bre yofi tof Jwgest." ~ , up dtawipg acadand, findingilraccuptcu by a stern- " loosing sophomore, stand gr.zlng at him then bracing op timidly* ask him, “Are you sitting here ♦” j Ariefeus' Ward onco told us that-the fuflfciest story he evertheard was about an. nintoriated teportesjnho Med LVef the telling of- the reporters gallery, in -the English House ot Lords and inquired: Swill sham oobte terd plea shingcomic s|piongr’ ‘•Clothe me in says Miss Fanoio Driscoll* iff a “recent poem. And the. Eifftfrad Free Frees man,’ spreading his fingers open before 4ti» eyes to hide his blushes, shouts “Oh- now. see jbpre, dear—that’s to told." J ,«« «»* Alphonse Kara once sent st better' to ' a g.” 7 h J<* gl note of istenvgation—r The answer was —O. jB»4 l»eai»inffiot thesw notes *as,"What iSH niece of Professor Ray mbs d’ itirtr sf camwto repeat her prayers one night at to slrop Fleaje God send me a sew doll “f-hullof’’

FaAionablc Galvestion lady at a social gathering remarks jestingly to Gilhooly. £l-,wgnaer how much I would bring if I *** »t up at auction apd sold to the . bidder?" *Just about $3,000.'' my Jewelry altme is worth that.',’ iSA. Bat's what I put it down at in my ■te. . Kit % ii i n ajkpl W„. Aon* holes inyoUr ■ if f said a widowed mother to her Snly ¥»- “Oh, mother, I hid behind the rfa When Colonel Gobler was sayiDg to ianaihat he’d take her, even if you had to be thrown in, and he didn’t know I . w “ * a? 11^. 80 * heW ®y tongue and iaaghgt In mj sleer: > till I bast eat.” » - •W asks, -1$ a brilliant men §*# ’* ftittlaht with his wife than Brith any one cleat” we sn®oswn»r«»fl(?Bf!CVpolley often er |h a» ny end else.' *Tbu take to bcsi rowins**noney regularly and ‘ConStimf/* of yputflearest and most brilliant friend. S 3 see What Will became of his bri.’iancy your presence. .I-ft >«ippcns 'that a man Mia the tru th wbed hts real object is to toll a iff An Italian, Unfamiliar with the used to sell flah on the streets, Jsing ■ the ttiuttj call—‘ Ereehee hshee, IfaMW!”; After »'While hfretirusing pwWterCTi the word#—", ‘Freshepcggt, all alive,” densely uncon''k"* »«• ' 'M~ »* M It appears that, despite the maoyradactions to hi* household expenditures effected by Leo Xllf., the outlay Of the Holy Barf still amounts to nearly 5,000,000 lire ann&lly, toward ' which total Papal invostmesu in foreign'»stacks only conttibutepboot 500,000. Thus U desirable that the Peter’s pence should be ’nsgftßtbWiekkaa much ae wfll'balance the PintTftc|| bad**, end even a trifle more, whsrewSh, hy degrees to 'lugmend ,! the capital fifosUd abroad. The Popdstifl deeHue* to accept the income—B,2so.ooo lire—offered to him by She Italian Government, although it has been lately proposed that this nbwatiw should take the form|nfa*o personal eontnbution to tta?«tei*a pence fond emthspast of the Kipg andjQueea.. A committee of Oerd ins] s aim prelates hah Jseea formed t« give imnftueto the oolloction, which has JeHen ofnGt^fjiinoe. Ahe of Pine iX* Kj, |>i< •'•o* —will- i nis **• w 71 ff BS’WWIW# SUW S.. »v*a»» n h s peiaceholy fact Hist of atl hibl Sv attSKiuu'soyfoslSSLeiveKfffo BnglHh oMPveaotL, or anything but Americas*. Tie'Chinese, the Japanese, Butsions, Tftrkft »H English and nations • civil teed* or otherany and all clrcumstanoes, dofeod anVare proud of their native land.

It is only the Amencio, ‘with soul so dead,” Who aped the English, or attempts to pass himael fed as Fmwh. If weheß a Siberia, it might bo v }l - to * end 4 few of these iH-oowtricUd idiots thither for life, Ml*, perhaps,' leoolkctioi would stimulate their natriotism.—From Andrews Americas Qaeen. Talm&ge tfaya: poetry about the oak and the iry 4s false, stale and flat When men are in tronbie they go to their wires, and bythe coumge of the women the men are led back again into com4 ’ aU. those from ofthe evenings are obstacles to married happiness, I make no Indiscriminate attack oh dub booses, continued Mr. Tslmajse, for indeed if I had no home I should seek oat the best club and spend my time there. But then with families have to right to spend their time away at dubs, f hare nerer known a- man destroyed by being fond of domestic life. When, h? any place better than home, then loo)$ Out for break*™. 1