Rensselaer Republican, Volume 13, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 October 1880 — Page 4

SeSßdt IX>B RHEUMATISM, Heurafgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Cheat, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swellings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily ■ Pains, Heath, Ear end Headache, Frostea Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. «• Firaanlioa oq «*rtk ejoato 9i J*c«Oii M t. m/V, aimpta and cheap bearul U4JM4J. A Mel eatuk tart the comp anpralj tr(S<*c omO*, rs M Cents, end eserr vltL pain can !*•»» chop and poitttfs J*«*C *ta litoKflmn la Tlrufi Uafaa|M. •OLD BT ALL DRUOGIBTB AID DBA LEM II MEDICIYB. A. VOGELER A CO., Baltimore. JftL. V.S.JL D& JOHN BULTS SMITH'S TONE HUT roam oraot FEVER AND AGEE OB Chills and FcTeri Tta m-mlatm at this oslsbrstad waSUSm tatata 4ila> for it » snportocltr arm all nawtlM armaOmm (ha pafaila far Uu un, OOUB, iPtiD* aM mpm W.nw.n at .tM and fer*T.o»chill*andtosss, •SHtaMfUort or loac Uaadlad- H«nhn»»tta» ttM Mlkan aid waatara eaaatay to baar Ua taS r mama to lit trith of Iha aaaartlno that la aa aaaa Tlulavar ntU tt fall to caj* If tba dtiaeUoea ara tart to • taUaoad aM carried oat. Ia a gnat many team a tat been (Belant for a core, cod Mote T»i~ilHt~ Sara baaa cured bp a stasis bottle, wltk a psrfata »total! ns 0 i the general beelth. U la. taiaaiM. rood cot. aad la aaan oaee mo«*ert*ia to con. « tta ' aa to eaotlaoed la smnUsr doaee (or a weak at tva liter tho dieeaaa hue baaa ahaekad, aero especUllj la dJAcatt aad loni etaailng eaeaa. Patlly tbla aadta Wiu aot raqaine cap aid to keep the booato ta a** order. Shoaid the patient howerer. reqatra a jatbartoa modfel«a altar bariag takaa three ar tear J f —i g the toaic, dagie dea> a( Bull's Ttaiunj rtwu Pills will be eitontiat. The aeaolaa bon * Tone 8m» »aat hara Pa. Joss B cll’S prirate Wamp ea aaeb botUa. Da. Joan Sr la oalp kae the right to maaoiaetara aad eeU the John J. Salih's Toata Bpru, ofLoolorilU, epTSmaalna well the label ea each bottle. II av '■■train stamp le aot oo eaeh bottle, do aat parnheae.nr ’ pea will bwdocolTcdDr. JOHN BUX*X*j Maaaiaetarer aad reod«r at Smith’s Tonic Syrup, ' Ball’s Sarsaparilla, Ball’s Worn Destroyer, TKt Popular Remedim of tXs Day. MrTrtmefenl otoaa, Bl Mala etraat, Loatoatlie. Kp.

HDSIUTEII’s Sitters IStttk Mb alt lax ilka aa Upea Leaf the -biiie ard serer, the rietitn of malaria auj •tVI rerorer bp oUr g Ihle celebreted rpeclflc, which eet only break* up the moot aggravated attack*, bat prevent* th lr rechmnee. It to InflaiUly proferalle to qule ne, not only beaaaee It doe* the boUneo* ihp •ore thoreocbly, bat aleo on arooant of it* perfect wboleeoateneee and Inrigurating action upon the eatire pretnn. fat «ale by all dmggiet* aad Assists gacerelly .♦^^aluableStu^us!^^^^ Hep Blum Will Care Tea. , If yaa ara a aihrttarr. aad bare ewt-Li-<l j-najs. •eliwtthTawrpaatoraido- tioii or a mother, worn Ilep Bluer* will Ibeetore Joa ITyoeere a man of tee- tnrea, weakened by the •train ct your erorydey dutiee; aw a maa of lettar*, tossing over year midnight work. Hag BUfen will Strengthen Taa. J • JI yea ere yoeng. end arffertng from any irwlle/Smm,arwn ju etagteo fmt, a* £» often the caia, nag Bitten will Relieve Yaa. sgsSzjslSi Ss-SSus nag Bluer* Is What Tea XeeJ. ■eg Bitter* win gtn pea Hew Utk aad Bna ■oe Oooe* Ocaa to Meet ead beet. | srsasss'gsg-isx'-ifsrissl 81. I. Otoaa etaotarteaad IrrvUeUhle core for drnak-1 «ri*iw, mee of opfaua. totaoco cad acrcodc*. AkwwedlCyavoba. Hey kaeikh Ca UnrCwtw, W.T.I

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OKIjY AN IDUS FANCY. Aa If riwm only actor* A With wmUßd. —at ■.cud aeng We threaded oar llvea together, v v l Aad vonearaflhctloasuoog. s*> Vrivet, aad cllk.and aatla. ' \SI( Jovrola. aad gatd galor*. * Bagtea.Uaart.aad baagtaa. »BK-. . / Nothing of tbeae the wore; ' li t Simple and plain her drown. V V Bat worm with exotedlaggnes, 1 And all that had woa my toacy &boa« oat Of her torUy Rote , 1 I iu Be one wHli thecootog dove. Tana only aa That Blight linger the tewsalhrough: Only a young man'* folly, -jj . They »aid—bat lbey *poke not irae; For time to the teto as hdtoar. Tbrogh youth to fickle aad gay. And the eweetbesrt I won that Saauser lathe Joy of my life to-day! a surprise. *y Be was stringing on ike gate— She had cmuUotied him to wait— And ha waited. Boar* flitted, cam# »he not: Fled hie patience, and be get Aggravated. _ “I will give hereegrprtoe.''' , Thto be muttered—aad he flics / ’ ‘ , To her winder. * And be warbled. “I am her*. v Come and comfort me, my dear ■ By Belinda.” Than be scooted, taking not All the component* •( what Bobed hto body. And the cor that aot and chewed Wlnk-ed ehy. as lf"he “hneWed" It was shoddy. THE LAMB IN YHB BKI. •Tbere to a lamb.’ - the children said, Sweet in Uic gran they *aw It lie: ij Jf S But the baby lifted the goloen^otbeufi’ ■ And looked for the lanro u> the sky. Then the children laughed as they saw hhn look A the high white cibuito,but I know not why* For flier e 1 not read In the beautiful book *) There to a lamb tn mechy.

JUMP IMG ON A TRAIN.

“Catching a train” in England is a very different affair from catcning it iq thia country, for there it siguifiefethe individual baa sufficient time to«htef the railway carriage before the guard closes the doors ana gives the signal to start. After that, no matter who arrives, it is too late. A* i I The laws against getting on or -off * moving trains m England are very strict, and also in guarding the tracks at the station and vicinity ajyi ase not tn infringed upon or mth impuStyx as an Americanjriend recently fouga to, his sorrow. * w He chanced to he on a train going t<l London, and had written to have his baggage sent from a certain point tol meet him, to be put on-hoard the train s at an, intermediate station, where alsca his wife and son were to get on. Ar* rived at the latter place, where the train stopped for a few moments, he left the . railway carriage, put his family on board and sought for his luggage to place on the train ; but in vain. Meanwliile the time for starling the train arrived, yet still he tarried, thinking to jump on at the last moment, American fashion, and started to do so, but was restrained by an official.

“But I must go on this train; my wife’s aboard,” said the anxious American. “Can’t help it, sir; train’s in motion ; against regulations.” “But you are going,” said the traveler, as be marked the long train gradually moving, car aftercar, past them, and the official preparing to take his place. “Certainlyl’m the guara—last man on. I take the vau. Stand back!” So saying, the guard, or, as we call him, the conductor, pushed back the American and leaped to his place on the step of the guard’s van, or last carriage in the train. Quick as lie wap, the American was equal to him, for with two or three bounds, despite the cries and rush of the porter, he leaped after the guard, dung to him on the step of the carriage, and both were hurled out of the station in that manner, after which they tumbled into the compartment of the guard together. The official was white with rage. “I told you that you could not-get upon the train when it was in motion.” “Ah 1 but you see I did.” i “Do you know we both narrowly missed being hit by that crane as the train went out of the station 7” “A miss, my good fellow, is as good as a mile.” “And you have broken the regulations, ana made me and yourself liable to prosecution.” “Oh, fudge 1 The company won’t take trouble to prosecute, I guess,” said the Yankee. But this time his national guess was incorrect

The train was an express, and he rode in the guard’s van mare than fifty miles before another stop enabled him to rejoin his party in the other carriage and continue kis journey to London, during which the matter passed from his mind. Arriving at the station in London, our American secured a four-wheeler, selected his baggage, had it placed on the roof of the vehicle, bestowed his wife and party inside, and was about to follow, when he was tapped on the shoulder by a quiet, plainly-dressed individual, who remarked : “Sorry to detain you, really; very unpleasant duty, but you are wanted on a charge of aseaulting the guard in the discharge of his duty, os the train left Leamington.” ,„i. . , M Here was a dilemma. A stranger in London, after dark, arrested 1 What should he do ? He at once explained. "He was an American tourist; he was not aware of the law. Hja wife and he both strangers Hadn’t even been to their hotel yet. Couldn’t it be arranged in the morning?" “Oli, certainly, if he would khidlv give his card, the oflrfllHrSWP'cSrfct nis hotel at eleven to-morrow.” ' No sooner s&id.thanjdone. The American whipped out his card-case, handed over the t*tof pasteboard i»niweffiwr Who glanced at driver, wip claeKtSTlklr df SKe vehicle, and the party were soon rattling over the London pavements. As they whirled along, the first view of London by gaslight was forgotten in the explanation of the affair by the American to liis wife.

“But it is all over now, I guess,” laid he "Tor although I gave the Allow my name, I didn't give him any address, and he won't know where to come alter all.” Here again was s mistaken guess, for a second thought might have informed Him that the number of every cab admitted in the railway station was known* that he had given direction to the driver before being accosted by the officer, and thereby the latter had obtained his address ; and that if the case had been of sufficient importance, the cab could easily have been followed by another, even if the driver had not been instructed to notify the officer where he left his fare. / however, our tourist, being somewhat uneasy, related the affair to' an English friend whom he met on arrirglj* the hotel, who did not relieve liis anxiety by looking grave, blinking his head, and remarking th>had better both goto the railway manager’s office. This they did, and through the intervention of a personal friend to one of the directors,

after atul cf donations, tile American departed, glad to bare got rif as be supposed, of the unpleasantness. About five days ak*w, baring meat time changed hie hotel, oar America a citbNn had business down in (the cit 5 after tnutfactmf, which be ha<l to meet his wfib and fnend at Wes r minster HaH, toriew that noted bail* dug. Standing near the entrance, and awaiiti* her coming, he was astonished to observe her to be two genUamen nff - had called at to A meri ~ ant tion : “Mr. oTFohce, LeAmingtoa." . >;- fc -,'a> atesaaesoffense our traveler had committed upon one bf her majeety’s servants, and »ou>inmifiNthfmfkrdrr to appearon the following Wednesday, (it was then BaturdJtyjTat “the aforesaid” Leamington. ’ was coming up to London myself,” said the offiaal, apologetically, end thought 1 would serve this, to make it

as cttntortahle-as ponible.” tdil* It was useless for the American to stats that the matter had all been settled by the railway manager ; of this the polite chief or police knew nothing. The first arrest was probably at the in ; stance of the railway company in London ; but thia was by the police lues at heaminglon, of which he was cMW. Tnfl 6nl cial would not he satisfied except by a.visit of the American and responsible friend again to tfiq managers office at the London station, where it was arranged that the traveler would appear and answer on the following week, if the affair w|s not settled before; and the polite chief of the' Leamington police took his departure. .. The visit to Westminster hall was given up for that day, and the American began to wish he had never jumped on that railroad train. Supposing al> right now; he forgot all about it again, unulit was unpleasantly brought to mind on the following Sunday by a note sent him by private hand, from liis friend, to a place where he wa^spending

IfiIVVEJ* £ * TJiis note informed him that the affair had qnte a serious look; that the general managers at Leamington had been mulcted for damages for an accident that occurred at that point a few months since, Iha that Ills jumping on the train had been witnessed by two of the principal directors, as well as hy one or the focal police, and it was determined to punish any such criminal recklessness, Hence the summons, etc. This the London railway officer had, by his personal .influence succeeded in postponing for a few days, but an expense of £3 10s. haa been incurred, and perhaps it Would be best to arrange that before -Mr. John Lund or another official eame up to London again. Our American was now getting nekvotuand scared. He at once saw liis V9WrfViend in London, wndfooceeded to arrange the matter as suggested. I Then, returning to his hotelffte ordered a cab to take him to a railway station,

and- having dischugfid the cabman, he todfe another efib and drove to a new the hope fids means have done the reason therefor was explained in the ■following letter, sent to him by iris' friend, who had arranged matters, and . wiio itwimi rfciHray'Autiionties A “I think I have arranged matters for the withdrawal of tlie summons. The expenses incurred amount to three pounds, ten shillings. If your American friend pays this, and at the same time wishes to benefit the widow and orphans’ fund association of the railway line, a check for five pounds in full will be received.” It is almost unnecessary to state that the American’s English friend did the needful thing instanter, and the American himself breathed freer accordingly, although it had cost him twenty-five dollars for jumping upon an English train in motion. -

How Mean a Man Can Be.

“Speaking of gall,” remarked a printer in a Nevada beer-saloon, “talking of solid cheek, I never saw a man who hadmore of it than Pete BHvens, of Kansai City. Three of us used to room together there in 1672. One night in July—it was so hot that if you’d chuck water on the side of a house it would sizz like so ranch hot iron—we concluded to go down and sleep on one of tlie timber rafts on the river. Well, we got on tlie rafts with onr blankets. Just before tnrniag in Pete Blivens said he guessed he’d coel off by taking a swim. I knew the current would snatch him right under, btrt didn’t want t<o give him any advice, and lie dived off the end of the raft. Tlie undertow caught and. sent him put of sight in about three sfccoifdv. As* soon as we saw tliat he was drowned and the other chap went for hia ects. We found $8.50 in his ]«nts pocket and au old watch. We took ’em up town and soaked the clothes for Sff, and sold the watch for sl2. Then W«. went ’round town on a sort of a jamboree and spent the money. About five o'clock in the morning we were drinking np the last dollar with some of the hoys at the Blue Corner, when who Bhould walk in but Pete himself iu an old suit of clothes that he’d borrowed of a man, three ihiles down the river. And hang me if he didn’t demand his clothes, and the next day he was ’round dunning us for the paltiy sum of $8,50. The gall of some men’s enough to paralyze a Louisiana alligator. ...

Bald-Headed Lovers.

No one who looks down from a gallery in a church upon a devout and God-like congregation, can fail to notice how very prone the Christian is to the Toss of his hair. Piety and bald-headedness seem to go together, that the head of the believer might be a shin big light, a city on the hill. And yet if one goes to a godless theater the same thing is observable. Worldliness is as bad. as piety. The bloated capitalist and the hornyhanded son of toil are equally liable to* 1 bare-footed ness on the top of Mie riiRRT. And this, too, in the fkde ortho fact that proud science has long wrestled with the problem, and inventions innumerable announce themselves ns causing a lnxnriant growth of hair. Baldneaderkiess, however, does not impair a man’s value In the ordinary affaire of life. He can buy or sell, insure, run a bank, or accept an office, with not hair on his head for a first class eye-brow; but when it comes to making hive t 6 h* girl it is very much In the way, There is a great deal of capUargiattraMlon to love. Girls adore a handsome snit of glossy hair. It is lovely. And when a lover comes to woo her with the top of his head shining like a greased pumpkin, be is at a disadvantage. Jnst as the words that glow and the thoughts that burn begin to awaken in her boeom a sympathetic thrill, she may happen to notice two or three flies promenading over his phrenological organa—and all is over. Girts ate so frivolous. She immediately. becomes more interested in those flies than all his lovely language. While he is pouring out his love and pwrioib she is wondering how the flies ravage to hold on to such a slippery —lt is difficult to say what constitutes the begaty Of a woman. The Sandwich estimate women by their weight. The Chinese require them to have deformed feet and black teeth. A Jslahds*. African princes require their brides to have their teeth filed like tlrase of a saw. And thus goes the world, the criterion of beauty differing according to latitude and longitude.

Words of Wisdom.

A little girl was >■ I]the within it., . J.*— so thehbui fcJnnot Qod. its life* without prayer. »»*- *] I Wherever you ott'flnA'V It is little troubles that wear the healt out. It is easier to‘throw Urfidmftshfill A mile than a feathefL£y#ft*feflh artfrory. When tho tongue is'silent anoasreefi not speak .there maybe feiooHfe gesture, an iunuemio that stabs and is more fetal than thefMttpgpiVie uti ia .wrasas ynMftth— Jhp runs copfty f fda VAMP* bat something goi•T.iMlii lyti Es t mors refinement mu*tVJ^raiu• drO reel | th» nran rautiraly* illifl rai i<**l ? rs--flecti' ■ •! Ii V* ■•mem Have enough to Ireflt your qnl*t imHUness. .fipitpp- arfenutre' myesmveraeg afed.JWrtrgpprfl^yy^ffia'ry what is faulty, and ■exoelfest in them, xfl j*«i oh- i ,

Leisure Is tittfe ** doing soiSethtnd ssefal, this leisureflhediUgezrt'mlfewili obtain, but the lakyisiafe ssvs/.'ao < tikatji 'nSrstfsi they, rarely 4ei Utty upr the understanding, olflfiMbq.penhjPff city, guide the heart, m •».»> isttwl Ihis ingnii liUej Liberty is a great aufe dntrA We must not foreet, or allow others forget, how mfect bEfiffife’s sweetness and useftihrees Is eecuroTby bending to our dirties,, aad. beih&tlk£ him who came not to ss mfnifraras but to minister. | fk, / Love, like the oI thedieaven* to the saints, shows for esdit to the dullest man, the the human race. He has feftbzßopq and charity for another, being: perhaps but a creation of bis imagination j still; it is a great advance for a man to be B^s“ 113,y htM-israh Men unfold their natures grficfuiily, and tlieir traits- and called out by a Variety^ As a feather which# w i lj e wind blows, and twrakhfl «V----rent of a Btrsamr, mMpy it ItttTo: enable yQU.tb.Oetormineacter of a lira*, pnd lrtJW>rwoa can trust Mtfl, find * aro bilities. ' ■ •<■ e m toasa# |

Burmah Smokers.

Burmah is the paradise of thAfihM&efe if bis paradise eemflists in the d&euce Of airTostfoiTt on fm*m*^mrtrXo preacher wMI feeiEj hint tliat ; toffißoo* smoking is tltePrsflltep to for, with raipfi darnel lAql chleffirwherd t|><^iiS|kJnjn.fe*lit [ tear s|fi iHHjie mosTnencaxOiy for flip women of every rank possibl#, 1 more inveterate smokers than the mefi. No dread of liis master’adispleasure re- 1 *tw» the fldilhfliflltAotimy from he cigar or dgarett™ Boys and girls . alike smoke as soon ns they-‘can wMfk and children are even said to learn the habit, before they leaye their moUiec’s arms. The ne\v-cx.mer to the country js often offended by the freodom with which a Burman who lias uot been much thrown with Europeans wilt continue to puff hifil cigar in Jus presence, in absolute innofc ceneebf tiny bites'ch of- oourtesy, and ip the indigenous school children, even in class, only lay aside tlieir cigai-s while tlielr lungs are occupied with WMVJingj out the trite textt es the spelling-book.* A pipe is rarely seen, hut- cigars and cigprettipfi fire ifpjfrsal, and tfreir ihan»Vf facture and eule Torih one of the commonest employments of-thesWoraeff,

Bathing in Public.

As we were about to leave,says a Japi the Philadelphia Ixmrt, a lady or elegant attire .and attended by a female servant'bearing her toilet apparatus wi tb other luxuries of bath," entered. ..On* new arrival; after giving sonte J (ttre<*tfousi with the assistance of her maidjj*gan' to arrange herself for th# bath. Witli het itly folded and laii| away M a cioni Tn a cl£an place each* of her ’Hftparah as 1C WIM removed. First her silken robe.jji ep, the flowing gown-like robe or purple, then! the nether garments of dntif we j-eached nature&_iOwn. As. gently as a

Zephyr piayfflgkipon the foliage of the trees sne stepped ajong toward*the water. ; Her benutflW-tdtffltted IbiftTand poetry of motion would 1 fear* been vagnslv risible .Bilfeath the laminated folfflr ofli oMßnTnnrts would set, the whole community agog at homwt wfiile a whole form, nude as nature and Jnaore beautiful than an angef, tfonld hot somuch aa attract a passing ginned ia

She Fixed Him.

The yorrag manwos evidtehtly hop em in hi* intentions, bufctkrseyearsocroftstant courting had failed his excesß^®^^J^ s - They’were apart WwjPftftg 6 man, having spent five minut* isl aeafeh sbassrifbct: cooler ■ you ** a 'p”s^ r i u i*a oar “Nicely.”jwpliedthmvoung miss: “I’m improving - woraAßmy. I can make IfcubiMril “"I” 11 d 0 "I like one «a<jp AJAsmsUstgarAnd citron and raising and currants, and lots of those things, and beautlfhTfmating on top,” , reapondmfiiNßiyMmfi Miss. ■ eji ' ***'“•• They am ukarrfed riovr. JsO ,1 Vd .*.

that —either the food on which /aw lame fed, or the substance on frhlcHTße eggs Wre Uid.andaddk- ThismSy^beeasily ntfted by shutting tfa Aiflying hen and giving £ e ‘ K**uP*JPLflr>l«ltl barley to eat. In a Ws ha| 8 eggs W r j this to be correst. we cannot speak of it with the feme certainty—that an egg laid or* anygflbng, smelling substance will contract lL.Xbfe is explained by (fie rectlhat thefhSf when the en is sires lai* *<*»*■**, tively soft and impressionable, andonfe hard after contact with the atmosphere. Let your birds hr wholesomely plain food, and your nests be made with clean straw. Hay nests have a tendency to make egg* taste. Follow nature and you will have nothing to complain of. ~ (v ~ _ • “ 1 ■ J- Lt *- - i —Old Dick fjniafitdLmirtied A second Ins first, wffinenr tne iteignbors serenaded him m4h ■Mr-prua hamr iHlrsi jMWtftWki hen went forth, and spoke thrus: “£oya, J you care nothing for. tM Jws «es a bridegroom, I think*yoirf*dMirt{rtJl spect the feelings of ts widower, tlie late partner of whose bofiom is yfit hardly cold in the grave.” The J>oys were stunned, and silently departeQ.

An American in Florence.

brightly Revolutionary Afttfl nfi-w l ffftftile!fji^tea!jwocES<S< kge, and fir'thirty.flv® yea n'itaa Heed mrvfiNKßisfcs# for ScTrnrjCaxor I»xr. i^rriuubiuii irwivou CiftelW SHMMh HM\« ad Excellent cUarical : acho\kr. He iS^ftMMTBmiwk#*ng T of

rftj»l]>4fc«* ••<•> olßoiliortaq bit*. 1 A relative whoHaMtiiM4>Mi««s< j)OftUc<ipg t yi,tJt,l4ija > ap4 t ¥rlm k/tojVB him in P.irw in 1 tariff* tonre he ihfceadt <b—pee a hiawqmrty feisfce that UeJni Usßdaib -vwrouArplsices on the Contin«Mb»bae haa ■jjjwajgab«agmg 'BasttfoAsßatthsi htpe mod (Anson >UrtiM<foMg dpfota-ao young teeyataMviMpmi 4thi Usinowu in Bnrone, .Tbo~late Anson Livingston ImKHk it MNHUieB ttutiifo Mikes no tmsto ter HbdAvlflig m Bdozen horses. Rfodne* I tOf lait in , fl #xi the keeping for pleasure of a oozen or more horses may be 9bn»M«+eff> as*#Msi*i «attt*. A But it ' fetii probably Met fai4i*y

Tattooing in Burmah.

Of tattooing, *e,EogwiTlbe disposed to lower the . Sr^i£UttC|^ L £ Othee wlld eflbhoot df ‘Hfi«iab!tj*l*YH it4a no any such want t>f edjfttre. From the educated native* j&dge who lish hium^ k»t -iahorenid'uifr field;*' ifian of th«* i>«palatk*i ia tattooed, not at -ptoaoare attd.vsiUtin.4he limits he himself may draw, but by a rigid.custom which devoteyq masters, l in’ gem blue forced under the #])diaHil process. Bed ttßooing ** codfiued/do' tbe«j«f>pbf s *mrt of the $U* M *h'«4*#(t£>j ittf 3t WprtedHWd surface ia onfyflhidrrtU bflt the teett£iiHbe case of edMndfudaeUi. on the a of and «muna. those wio have served ia BurWMM flempies of iliis art am among tfitf.commoaest relies ihown tofedmirlug friends' at home. taWbatover* may have been the^erigimba!Ms atfißge custom, mark of

Hogs Killing a Jayuar.

have a dinned’ .«m m *> *.•%**** liquefy towarda-th^^^lS^tSanu^to the edge ofat clewing they euw by the a^t ' StiuKmm&a fifty flrou °| 1 - fnClr Btood the hillock. As thenSltiiiaied • pigs rnmmmj bQdj or the above the grunting, squeHlinfiaSsof pigs, and his IsePl «W>P9* • <*• m remains were MeTWirulU ffO WjSwdat »v-»|il!i»(fi;i< i 4£j2§§&3gf&^to USW«»aritolfcw«# j« guar’s m t we* ll w* y ** B wuO*e Om#«i «-« mi ~-*t* ttiniw* km i * Ininlto wisdom and goodnean I wonld refer th«w to a poem of mine, "The answer, Spare me dread angel of reproof,’ SS«M£? * ==Pv

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TRUTH. Thou mint betrue thyielf. If thou the truth wooWtf U>*ch r Thy tout moat overflow ts thou A uolher »oul wooldat reach ; . It uoedi th* overflow of beurl To glv* tho Up* fall qpeoch. Think truly. uuO thy thoughts Shall tbs world's famine feed; •mtk truly, sod such word of thtno shall b* a fruitful seed: Ur* truly, aud thy llfa shall bo - A steal and nobleaood.

" Man's Uncient Brother."

, Borne very remarkable traits of intelligence have recently been observed in the large chimpanzee at the New York Aqnarium. It is a known fact that the discharge of firearms causes considerable fideasinesß to all the members of the uxnikey tribe, frequently frightening them so badly as to cause death. There is s performance on the stage of the Aquarium in which a pistol is used, and for fully five minutes preceding its discharge the chimpanzee is on the watoh for the moment of its report, and his-’ actions meanwhile are precisely those of a child under like circumstances. Ho will get to the farthest corner of his cage and watch the stage intently, then suddenly rush back to a place where a view of the performance can be had, and iust as the pistol is about to be fired he will seek the far comer and actually place his hands over bdth ears to exclude the noise of the pistol's explosion. As soon as the noise has taken place the chimpanzee will run briskly to the glass side and peer intently at the stage again, as if endeavoring to ascertain the cause of so much commotion.

Remedy for Indigestion.

Here is rather a curious remedy, bnt 4b many cases a very certain for the core of indigestion. It is simply the cultivation of a habit of chewing, while out of doors, different kind of green leaves and swallowing the juice. One can always cull a leaf from a hedge or j>ush as one passes. Almost all are good that are nauseous, such as the ivy, or poisonous laurel-leaf. . One of the latter, however, is a capital thing where there ,is. a. slight irritation of the stomach. The.chewing of leaves cures dyspepsia, principally, I believe, by. increasing the 4ow Of salivary juice, and partly by the t fonio and stimulating action of the leaf ehewed. The leaves that occur to me at present as most likely to be beneficial Me (hose of the pine-trees spruce or Scotch fir, blackthorn, currant and rose bushes, mint, the petals of many flowers, the stalks of mountain-daisies, the white portion of rushes, the bark of many young trees, and the tender parts of the stalks of green wheat, oats, or almost any of the larger grasses; but your own taste mlxst in a great measure guide you, if you elect to make trial of any remedy. I should say, however, that the chewing is'better, to take place before or between mpafe than immediately after.

ii John Brown writes that he never .enn forget an incident during the cholera in 1832: “One morning a sailor came to say I must go three miles down the river to a village where it had broken out with great fury. Off I set. We rowed in silence down the dark river, passing the huge- hulks, and hearing the restless convicts turning in their beds in their chain*. The men rowed with all their might: they had too many dying or dead at home to have the heart to speak tome. We got near the place. It was Very dark, but I saw a crowd of men and women on the shore at the landing place, all shouting for the doctor. We were near the shore, when I saw a big, old man. hi* , hat off, his hair gray, his head partly bald. Ho said nothing, bnt turning them all off with his arm, he plunged into the sea, and before I knew where lie was he had me in his arms, t was helpless os an infant. He waded oiit with me, carrying me high np W his left arm, and, with his right levelling every man or woman who stood lhhis way. It was Big Joe, carrying me to see his grandson, little Joe. He bore mb off to the poor, convulsed boy, and (1 tired me to leave him till he was Detter. He did get better, but Big Joe was dead ttiat night. He had the disease on him tvhen he carried me away from the boat, bnt his heart was set upon his boy. I can never forget how terribly in earnest he was.”

I Dr. D. Rawls, of Oonnersville, Ind., pr°" oounceaDr. Ball’s Cough Syrup as an infallible remedy m the community. He says it finds a ready sale at all timer. It s the people’s remedy. A Mortgage. —ln the whole range ot sacred and profane literature, perhaps there is nothing recorded which lias %uch staying qualities as a good healthy mortgage. A mortgage can be depended upon to stick closer than a brother. It has a mission to perform which never lets tip. Day after day it is right there, hot does the slightest tendency to slumber impair its vigor in the night Night taid day, on the Sabbath, and at holiday times, without a moment’s time for rest and recreation, the biting offspring of It* existence, interest goes on. The seasons may change, days run into weeks, weeks into months, and monthd may be swaftopred up into the gray man of advancing years, but that mortgage stands up in sleepless vigilance, with the interest,* perrennial stream ceaselessly running on. like a huge nightmare eating opt of the sleep of some restless slumberer, the unpaid mortgage rears up its gppnt front in perpetual torment to the miserable wight who is held within its pitiless clutch. It holds the poor victims Tprith the relentless grasp of a giant; not one hour of recreation, not a nap* hint's evasion of its hideous presence. J? Q W. of modifying asppet yfflt.W® .interest is paid; a very devil qf hopeless destruction when tlie pay-

* -‘-A 1 story is told of a man in Con■'CellCut who fell from the roof Of a flvestofybuilding to the sidewalk:'but as he strode on the thick soles of his rob-ber-boots, lie bounded back within a quarter of an inch of the roof, and so continued to bounce, the distance decreasing by only a quarter of an inch at each journey. He subsisted on hash enclosed in robber balls, which he managed to catch on the bound, and at die end of a month, was stopped and restored to his family. •».One day of domestic felicity is worth a year ot public gratitude and enjoyment.

[Boston Daily Globe.] New England Personal.

1 1 $J w iF Wadleigh, esq., clerk superior cqtm, Boston, Mass., adds his name to the ifUTjr armjf using and recommending Bt. Jflpfcw OB* He certifies to s cure by the .Herman Remedy ot neuralgia sad rheumatic pains in his family.

New York Market.

’ Pfour firm; superfine state western, «<oft@4fio; common to good extra 8 85@ MJjrgbod to choice, 4 80@« 85; white W£*t. extra, 4 15®4 50; extra Ohio, 4 00 @880; St. Louis, 4 10(30 85; Minnepatent process. 5 o°3B 80. Wheat, WBtt pK*. 9 spring, 1 08W@1 00, the lattsrchoioe; ungraded red 85@1 07*; No ® d « 1 °«k@l OSH; No 8 do, 10% @1 08; mixed winter 1 08; ungraded white, 85@1 04; No 8 do 102k@l 02*. Com in fair demand; ungraded, 50*@ i No 2 do, 51 Hi yellow, 6 Oats unsettled; mixed western 40<§42>4;

I®H* Hess quiet but steady. Cut meats quiet but Ann; long clear middles, 8 88; short clear do 9 25. Lard heavy; prime stotam at 8 85. Butter strong .at 16)f@81 Cheese firm at 10 (§l2. ‘ ~ East Liberty Market. Cattle—Receipt*. 1,530; market active, selling about lower than last weex; beat shipping steers 5 0005 25; fair to mod butchers’ 4 50®4 90; common and ightß 50t04 25; Stockers scarce at 800 to 8 65; bulls, cows and stags 2 00 to 8 85. Hoga—Receipts, 1,800; Philadelphias, 5 40 <95 90; Yorkers, 5 00(95 15; grassere 4 00 4 50. Sheep—Receipts 1,800; active at yesterday’s prices.

Dty gcsi7jSKjing*tnufo**active and I business continues satisfactory with commission houses. Cotton goods in steady demand and generally firm. Prints, ging hams and dress goods doing well. Woolen goods in light request. Bulletin Bays over flue thousand places tapestry and car. pets sold at anotton to-day and brought good prices- ■ <%lsaßs Market. w«i( Flour quiet and unchanged. Wheat easier; No 2 winter, 92){; No 2 Chicago spring, 93% @94. Corn active but lower at 40. Oats easier at 28%. Rye firmer at 84%. Barley firmer at 78. Provisions steady and unchanged. Pork 17 50@17 75 cash. Lard at 800 bid cash. Bulk meats dull and unchanged. Whisky steady and unchanged. Policy often effects what force finds it impossible to accomplish.

[A kron Beacon.]

Our well known fellow-citizen, Mr. £. Steinbacber, one of Akron’s oldest merchants and the leading druggist of this section, informed the writer that without exception the sale ot the Hamburg Drops was the most satisfactory of anything he had ever sold, and that the unprecedented demand was due solely to its merits. Such emphatic expressions need no comment on our part.

Bunting Flags.

Kail A Bro. keep in stock all grade* and lengths of flags and can fill orders promptly. Send in your orders. KEIL A BRO., Fort Wayne, Ind.

Why Are You Bilious?

Because yon have allowed your bowels to become costive and liver torpid. Use KidneyWort to produce a free state of foe bowels, and it will stimulate foe liver to proper aotion, and cause new life in foe blosd.

Don’t Know Half Their Value.

“They cured me of ague, biliousness and kidney complaint, as recommended. I had a,half' bottle left which I used for my two little girls, who the neighbors said could not be enrea. I would have lost both of them one night If I bad not given them Hop Bitters. They did them so much good I continued their me until they, were cured. That is why I say you do not know half the value of Hop Bitters, and do not recommend them high enough. Rochester, N. Y. See other column.—American Rural Hfane.. /.|j •

KxoruUsiinz Pain./ Edwin Freeman, ot Morton, Mass, says: “I hare suffered the most ezcatlatlnff pain in my kidneys for yaars, and physicians or medicine could not relieve me antu I oommenoed taking HUNT’B BEMEDY. After using one bottle 1 was tree from pain, and although this was three year* ago, I hare seen no trace of disease, and have not had to take any medicine siaoe.” The market is flooded with worthless and vile oomponnds for the rejnvination of foe hair, but Carboline, the great patroleum hair reuewer aud dressing, as now improved and perfected, still takes the front rank as the best preparation ever offered to the public. A thorough practical education can be had, at H. B. Bryant's Chicago Business College and English Training School. Write for circular^. If you have scrofula, don’t fail to use “Dr. Lindsey’s Blood Searcher.** Bold by all druggists. It matters not the age of sufferers f rom colds coughs, or croup, “Dr. Sellers’ Cough Syrup’* is good for all alike. Price 25 cents. For sore throat, gargle with Piso's Cure, mixed with water. WriHorr’s Frver and Ague Tonic. The olg reliable remedy new sells at sl.

OTJM OWK-MQ. flg. KIDNEY Bladder, Qdaary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy, •travel iidDUbetei, an cured by HUNTS REMEDY, kne Great Kidney and Liver Medicine. HUNTS REMEDY Bright ■ dIiMM, retention or aonr*tontlon of * >«. PBfot in tkebßak, >obMoreid«. Haat'tßraßdf nsses Mllionsn..., head sob e, fanndloa, nst atoiaaoh, oonsMpatlon end pUea HURTS RXMXDf ACTS AT OWCE on the Kidneys, Idvwr, aad Bowels, restoring them to a healthy action, and CURES when all other medicine# fail. Hundred* have been saved who have been given ay to die by (Heads and pbysielana. Send far pamphlet to WE' E. CLARKE, Providence, R. I, Trial size, T* cents. Large size cheapest. SOLD BY ALU DRUGGISTS.

Kxtra Fine Chrono Cards—no two l swKJ silks, with nsmn. 10 cents. O- O- DxPPY, (8) Syracnee. W. Y. I MM Ml 0 I „ Samples of DR. R. W. BEAD'S h vlpTlnn R Celebrated Asthma Belief sent ft It InVI A fre ® 40 “> who * ,k - Immediate Am ■ fltfl A^js^t^fg^y 1 “ . Rome, M^V. KRKiCI a Musical Journal. Add's F. Brehm Erls Perry Davis’ r ” i Pain Killer. v *27 —fimr, miner, Mekaato mI ■'-*“•“•*' OPTS AND BURNS It a MS bSSSF^ Aak roar druggist or froeor for It. witAsseh hassle. . _ . TRIX2SJSKSI*JIS£,'Stt. MstsA Bsqa, Fert Wayns, W bolasale AfewU- .1 Aqrh A MOJTTH—‘Ssenta Wanted—7S bsstrcu

STANDS TO-DAT IN THE For the cure of all kind* of Agut And Chilis it has tt°a??^*ihi^ 1 "5. of nnlTem.T USe for thirty year* in the mos^SCl^SSSt? !ir=fe3 S swS^SStlSefwSSt ■ aanfhetared by Th* Dr. Darter MedlrliwCo.. So. 81* N. Main Street, St. Lonl*. .i’A*— aw< «* +?

IWO MAN

WEAKNESSES PECUUAR DO FEMALES. FaTorlte Pi^serlpUon In a. powerful BestoraUve Tonic to the entire stwtA. It l» a nervlpe of nit aurpaaned HTlracy, and while It qwieta nervous lrrltattaw. It »IreutUiOT» Uie e»<TH* d m-rvok system o l^r? > J_rr* to t "• »•? healthfU visor. The following dUeascs are among those In which the Favorite Prescription has worked etlres as If by manic, and wlthocertaliitr never before aitalnnl, vie: Lrawa *g»» swssslvn Snwhact poMM aewatramlMM ssmtaM aeyprrml.ii .ok keki-joUpa an r *®*« vs tbs wteewai waterstafeni retrwreratawt hesHnc-dSara seeittewf ehreele <m(MUm, Mue msAlsw, ud Nleerwtlsat fwtsvwnl Wall airraii disi iirtaaii lane ail alvk hcadaehei debility* aad karreaana, *p abrisn, when not rrnmr Iby atitotnmof tie neck of tie: womh. V\ ben Uic taller srttwttfc sSL a?jaOTaisr - “ Kara rite Prescription Is noM under a pnfHtrp cwansatM. For condlUons, sec wrapper around bottle. C & “p^cS^l^nS •otnpletelr dttbosrtwned. and an Weak I could with dSlfiiUrcroas the room alooe. I bejran taking rp« ww*lln i'ruacripUoa' and Ustac ths Isval MnTnwßt4«cdniil*mdeil In your ‘Common Sense II .rT I iTTr i I Ad | yl * e t’ e n ‘ , Ti. p fJ. toa treatment so fully and plainly lalddOM Uvereta, aad were much better already." Dr. Blares'! Favorite Prescription is sold by 01 drugyiata sratnarasa an ; vmuewamuaiaicu,i«KUnwi,awr*wtV

m CENTS TOd AM. 1. J A s&ste M ii m 1» Em trial subscription will F Hfei H| BN enable readers U) be■BH ' ERjl come acquainted nitn the cheapest metroeilltaii weekly In the .S. Independent in BBS politics, all tbe sewa RMttl iMfcM Bkfa correct market reports, fori M Km six completed stories . -i i :la m every Issue. A faTor--111 :353 Jan. 1. 1881. Eleven iSm M Mil trial subscrtptlous for S IBH EPP Sl.co. Regular price is a year. Ail dress wUSSw Victor F. I.awjcn A FOR CHILLS AND FEVEI i AJWX3 AX«X« Malarial Poisoning ••m. a • OF THE BLOOD. A Warranted Cars Price, SI.OO. pr ros uu bt iu nxteeirr*. Jot

Sellers 9 Cough Syrup. 50 Years Before the Pablie. Pronounced by ill to be the mostiileasant and efflcaclons remedy now in übb for the enro of conghs, colds, croup, hoarseness, tickling sensation of the throat, whooping cough, etc. Over ajniJlion bottles sold within the last few years. It gives relief wherever used, and has tho power to impart benefit ’ that cannot bo had from the cough mixtures now in use. Sold by all druggists at 25 cents per botdo. SELLERS’ LIVER PILLS are also highly recommended for curing liver complaint, Constipation, sick headaches, fever ‘and ague, and all diseases of the stomach and liver. Sold by all druggists at 25 cents per box. ' : iC. j . ; A R.E.SELLEUS&CO., ■ o-;. )/: Pittsburgh, Pa. , na in Specific for laflammEilons, ■ Hemorrtw get, Wound., Cui.-, H MSB Bruise*, Banns, Spraais, Ac . H Ac. Stopping the flow of blood, MUovlßg at once tho pain, subduing the tnfiammsUon, haiumng the heal Ing and cuing foe dlaeaw eo Bonks. SlSidmitt«t*aft^^Stfad«j. a ' endorse, recommend and prescriboit. It will cure A RhanmatUm, Catarrh, 99esss& s^rom, Dlarrhpea, Headache, • 4 Boils* Sores, Pile., ■ , . , And. stop aU Hemorrhages H hysicians g *** mediately pain In any placo g!l where it can be applied in- ■ temaDy or externally. For MeSS cuts, bruises, sprains, Ac , it U the very beet remedy known : arresting the '■■'■'w bleeding at once, reducing ■ ' the swelling and inflammation, stopping the pain and ■M a |U healing the injury in a wonJ MK I ll derfnl manner. Vegetable, It Is harmless In any case no matter how BB applied or taken. The gennine isnever sold in bulk, but only in oiir own bottles with r 1 words -'Food’s Extract” blown in the glass and our trade-markon the outside buff ■M it, . wrapper.Btwartofa.vyimitation*. Try it once and you will I’-MB __ never be without it for a s)nUWELY id* day. Bold by alt Draggit . x I The great Blood Purifier and I t, Aspe* ■ cific for Laver Complaint, Biliousness, chills and ■ v slt^ s Aep»*»lKidney Disease,Rheumatism, ■ and Constipation of the Bowels. Remove.nim- ■ pies and sallowness from the skin, producing a ■ clear complexion. It is purely per- ■ fcetly harmless and pleasant to take. Pint bottles ■ only on. doliar, and every bottle warranted. I PVDfOXAgM, tr*MSUSr%SS: ■ Asthma, Bronchitis, Croup, Whooping Cough, ■ and Incipient Consumption. Fifty cents per ■ bottle; large bottles one dollar, and every bottle B warranted. For sale bm •.

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rt>e beat food In the wbrM for Invalids and rneiUls akea bribe Htt-e folks. 1 ooLßlou A 00. on eveo sbel. All firtt-ciahs ilmgEiafa bare It. iMr.yli|ioi i;itbaa a EL A STIC tafl Tl'fc Genuine ELASTIC A. TRUSS F’V TRUBH Is worn with per T «. u a a_ fern comfort, nlcbt aad day, retalnlbs rupture an a der tbe hardest exercise os V S severest strata. Hold at V V w f cAKxxtT mvuoed miWN# oxs, and staf by mall is ttEHHb sw. arte*: " * - W. Q. PREBB & CO. BANKERS Sc BROKERS, .No. 137 Madison street, Chicago, 111. Bgsaaaaaaag wrtt * f,r ' H Ix4* I NT* W A.TC/JH^Mk •©gffisgg £Re -til sWwaWe flstslsean. en SkJa »—aJ. .. list—i .JL. lO(X^W^!!llMa. filU lul plea free. Tari.oa »aos A Co/Havaland.O.