Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1903 — THE BRIGHT CHILD AGAIN. [ARTICLE]

THE BRIGHT CHILD AGAIN.

Remark of Observant Youngster Embarrassed His Father. "Have you ever encountered the child who, in the matter of smart Bayings and straight truths, is an absolute terror to all with whom he may chance to come in contact?” sa.a an anxious parent recently. “Because, if not, I snould like to introduce you to that boy of mine.” “What has your boy done, then ?” inquired his friend. “What has he done?” said the parent. “Why, he’s always at it. Only this morning he came to me and asked what it meant to be apprenticed. I told him that it meant the binding of one person to another by agreement, and that one person so bound had to teach the other all he could of his trade or profession, while the other had to watch and learn how things were done and had to make himself useful in every possible way.” “Well, what then?” “Why, after a few moments the young rascal edged up to me and said: “Then I suppose you’re apprenticed to ma, ain’t you, dad?” Few Old Men Can Say This. Lakefield, Minn., Feb. 2d.—Wm. E. Gentry of this place makes the following statement: “For over forty years I suffered with misery in my back and at times I could not pass water without great pain and a burning sensation. I have had to make water as often as sixteen times during one night—just a little at a time. I tried many kinds of kidney medicines, but all without any good result, till at last I tried Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and my pains are all gone.” I took six boxes and I am cured completely. I am 77 years of age and I feel better now than 1 have for over fifty years and I attribute it all to Dodd’s Kidney Pills.” Dodd s Kidney Pills have made some remarkable cures in this part of the state, and many old men and women are praising them highly as a cure for lame back, kidney and bladder troubles. It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their illluck, are only reaping the consequences of their own neglect, mismanagement and improvidence or want of application.—S. Smiles.

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