Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 January 1903 — Page 7

THE COMMERCIAL STATE BANK. NORTH SIDE PUBLIC SOUARE. RENSSELAER, INDIANA. STATEMENT OF CONDITION <co N ot M .«» at the close of its business, on the 15th day of Sept., 1902. RESOURCES. LIABILITIES. Loans and Discounts $195,407.57 Capital Stock Paid in 25,000.00 Overdrafts 1,008.82 Surplus Fund 5,000.00 U. S. 80nd5...... 11,900.00 Undivided Profits Due from Banks and Bankers 29,193.00 Net Earnings 3,502.08 Banking House.. 6,000.00 Deposits 215,860.38 Ca* l * 5,853-°7 $249,362.46 We respectfully call the attention of the PUBLIC to the foregoing statement as reported to the AUDITOR OF STATE. We have money to loan on FARM and CITY PROPERTY and on Personal Security at reasonable rates and without delay. We pay interest on SAVINGS, sell drafts on FOREIGN COUNTRIES, make investments on FIRST MORTGAGE SECURITY for our customers and transact a GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS. We respectfully solicit a share of the public patronage, promising lair and courteous treatment to all. Addison Parkison, James T. Randle, ) John M. Wasson, Geo. E. Murray, [- Directors. E..L. Hollingsworth, J 5 PER CENT FARM LOANS A SPECIALTY. PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW. R. W. MARSHALL, Attorney-at-Law. Practices in all Courts. Special attention given to drawing up wills, and settling decedents’ estates. : : : Office in county building, east side of court house square. Wm. B. Austin, Lawyer and Investment Broker. ATTORNEY FOB THE L..N.A.& C.Ry. and Rensselaer W.L.&P.Op tv Office over Chicago Bargain Store, Rensselaer. Indiana. W. H. Parkison, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW. Law. Real Estate, Insurance, Abstracts ana Loans. Attorneys for the Chicago. Indianapolis* Louisville Railway Co. Will fractice in all of the courts. Office over armer’s Bank, on Washington st., RENSSELAER, IND. B.F. FERGUSON. J. E. WILSON. Ferguson & Wilson, Attorneys at Law. Real Estate, Insurance, Abstracts and Loans on both Personal and Real Estate Security. Are making a complete set of abstract books. feP Office West Side of Public Square, in Hollingsworth Block. RENSSELAER, jfc * INDIANA. Frank fc oltz. Charles Spitler. . Harry r. Kurrle. Foltz, Spitler & Kurrie. (Successors to Thompson & Bro.) Law, Real Estate, Insurance, Abstracts and Loans. Only set of Abstract Books in County Rensselaer, . Indiana. JUDSON J. HUNT, Law, Abstracts, Loans and Real Estate. Office over Geo. & Murray’s. DENTIST. 11. L. Brown, D. D. S. Gold. Fillings, Crown and Bridoc Work. Teeth Without Flates a Specialty. Gas or vltillzed air administered for the painless extraction of teeth. Give me a trial. Office over Larshs’ Drug Store.

J- C. GWIN, LUMBER ...MERCHANT... Lumber of all Kinds. Shingles, Lath, Doors, Sash, Blinds. SEWER PIEE—AII Sizes. ESTIMATES ON BILLS SOLICITED. I buy direct from Lumber Regions. Paxton’s Old Stand. J # C. GWIN. WHEN IN CHICAGO YOU MUST EAT, AND THE BEST PLACE IS THE BURCKY & MILAN BMRE3TAURANT. 154,156,158 and 160 South Clark Street, Chicago. EXTRACT FROM BILL OF FARE. Dinner. 'Baked Whitefish 15 Roast Mutton...ls Mutton Pot Pie.. 15 1 Ladies’ and Boiled Tr0ut....15 Roast Pork 15 Vea; Pot Ike. . ..15 „ ~ Gentlemen i&lt Mackeral. ..15 Roast Veal. ... 15 Pork and Beans. 15 Endless vaneToilet Rooms Dried Perch.... 15 Boiled Ham.... 15 Soup ...5 g°f Oood, with Hot and Roast 8eef..... 15 Beef Tongue... 15 Pudding -Wholesome Breakfast and Supper. S&X* conveniences. Small Steak.... 15 Pork Chops.... 15 Whitefish 15 Moderate Seatingcapac- Veal Cutlet 15 Breakfast,-Bacon. 15 Fried Perch....ls ;■ . er “ ity 700. Mutton Chops.. 15 Salt Pork,'Boiled 15 Salt Mackeral. ..15 * ect semce - Bioiled Ham.... 15 Fried Sausage.. 15 Fried Eggs 15 «^ — ———Lever and Bacon 15 Lake Trout... ..15 Scrambled Eggs.ls CHICAGO HOTEL IN CONNECTION, ROOMS Sic, 75c and SI,II PER DAY,

REAL ESTATE, LOANS, ETO. J. F. Irwin. s. O. Irwin IRWIN & IRWIN, Successors to Warren & Irwin, Real Estate, Abstracts and Collections, Farm Loans and Fire Insurance. Office Odd Fellows Building. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. DR E. C. ENGLISH, Physician - and - Surgeon, Office over Mrs lines’ millinery 9tore. 'Phone-! 177 • Rensselaer Ind rnone-j R esidence U 6. t# Both night and day calls will he given prompt attention. DOCTOR A. J. MILLER, Physician and Surgeon. Office up-stairs in Forsythe block. General practice of medicine, surgery and X-ray work. Calls answered promptly day or night. Office and residence ’phone, 204 (Jasper County), and Independent, 43, at residence. Dr. S. C. Johnson Physician and Surgeon, Office and Residence over Porter & Yeoman’s. 'Phone 205 RENSSELAER, - - INDIANA. I. B. & I. M. WASHBURN, Physicians & Surgeons, Dr. I B Washburn will give special attention to Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat and Chronic Diseases. He also tests eyes for glasses, Office up-stairs, over Ellis & Murray’s store. Telephone No. 4ft. —ijm BANKINdFT Alfred MeCoy, Pres T. J. McCoy, Cash. A.R. Hopkins, Assistant Cashier. A. McCOY’s & CO’S BANK Rensselaer, Ind. The Oldest Bank In Jasper County ESTABLISHED IN 1854. Transacts a general banking business, buys notes and loans money on long or short time ou A?J' sonai or rea l estate security. Fair and liberal treatment Is promised to all. Interest paid on time deposits. Foreign ex c i? 11 ,? 6 bought and sold. Your patronage is solicited. Patrons having valuable papers may deposltthem for safe keeping. COMMERCIAL STATE BANK. See card In another column. PMEAT MARKET -- Moody &IRoth, - Successors to CREVISTON BROS. Rensselaer. Ind. Shop first door east of Odd Fellow building. Everything fresh and clean, Fresh and salt meats, bologna, etc. Please give us a call and we will guarantee to give you satisfaction. None but good cattle killed. Remember the place. Highest marked price paid for hides and tallow.

HUMOR

SMITH’S MEMORY. There Wu Only One Thins He Had Forgotten. A large and perspiring man, laden with bundles, bustled on to the Milwaukee boat, upset a small boy in a sailor suit, carried away a half yard of flounce from the skirt of a lady with a purple silk waist and finally brought up, panting and exhausted, beside a small woman sitting tranquilly on the after deck. “Horace!” “There, now, I know just what yon are going to say, Mildred—that same confounded old question. My dear, I forgot nothing!” “But, Horace”— “No;- I did not forget to buy the fruit!” He thrust a basket of peaches into her lap. “Nor the toweling! ” Another package followed. “Nor the 6)4 yards of cambric, Mildred ! ’ ’ Another package. “Nor the spool of silk—hang it I—spool of silk!” “But”— “Nor the rattle, nor”— “But, Horace, dear, will you allow” “No, madam, I will not allow! There is no use in asking. I tell yon, I have forgotten nothing—nothing 1” He began to unload bis pockets. “Here’s the prescription, and here’s the—er—thingambob that your mother wanted, and here’s a book for Amelia, and hereV ’ — “Horace Smith, stop your talking”— His wife rescued the “thingambob” from the deck, smiled brightly up into the triumphant face and said pleasantly : “Yes, dear, but in what store did you leave your hat?” And then the boat started.—Chicago Inter Ocean.

Wanted Something to Tell Her.

When he had finished singing “Break the News to Mother,” he sat down beside her, and she said in her winning, confidential way: “I would be glad to if I had any important news to break to her. Can’t you think of something?” On reflection he thought he could. — Chicago Post.

Sort O' Mixed.

First Hindoo—Have you ever been for a boat sail ? Second Hindoo—Oh, yes. - First Hindoo—How did you enjoy it ? Second Hindoo—l did not like it. It’s too horrible. The boat is going upside and downside, and your inside is going inside and outside.—Punch.

Courteous Reproof.

Ida Nownce—She talks incessantly about herself. Sallie DeWitt—Yes, but never about Pther people.—Brooklyn Life.

September. Goodby, Mistah Summer, You made it wahm foh me, But dar’s sweetness in de bushes An dar’s goodness in de sea. I takes my dog an hurries Down beside de marsh’s edge, Or else I ships on board a boat An Btahts in foh ter dredge. Lady, lady, dry yoh eye I Don’t you weep no mo’. Reedbird, he’s a-flyin high; De oyster’s layin low. Bobolink kep’ eatin; He’s lazy, an he’s stout. I’ll be mos’ as fat as him Es dis gun holds out. Don’t be frettin, honey; Skaht about yoh life. I puts away de razor, An 1 draws de oyster unite. Lady, lady, don’t be shyl Swing dat oven do’. Reedbird, he’s a-flyln high, An de oyster’s layin low. —Washington Star.

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LINES HIS WALLS WITH LEGS.

Cblcogo Veteran Turns Uncle Sam's Bounty to Novel Uae. Henry Curtin, a veteran of the civil war, living on the West Side, has a room in his residence that Impresses all his visitors as a veritable chamber of horrors. This is because Its mo9t conspicuous decoration and ornament is a row of human legs suspended ou the walls and entirely circling the room. Mr. Curtin always laughs at the fright of strangers at the first sight of this room and then explains that the legs are only artificial ones, and there’s nothing to be afraid of. Then he tells them how the legs came to be there. “You see,” said Mr. Curtin, “in 186-1 I was so foolish as to try to stop a cannon ball with my right leg. Of course I wasn’t one, two, three, and the next thing I knew I was in a camp hospital with only one leg left. That ended my soldiering. The government had me measured for an artificial leg as soon as I was able to be about, and I came home to Chicago. “Well, I discovered that I couldn’t wear the kind of a leg the government gives owing to some reasons connected with the way my leg was amputated,- and the only leg I can wear is this wooden stump that straps to the thighs. It was In 1865 when I got my first leg. In 1866 an express package brought me another. I sat down and wrote the war department that the legs were of no use to me and therefore not to send them. They didn’t take a bit of notice of my letter, and in 1867 another leg came. I wrote again to Washington; told them I had \hree of their legs now that I couldn’t use and didn’t want them to go on and bankrupt the government buying me legs. “They never noticed me. In 1868 I got another leg. They began to get in the way around the house, so then I started the labeling and dating of each one and banging them up on the walls of my den. They come regularly—one each year. There’s 35 there now, and I guess I’ll last long enough to see 50 or more if Uncle Sam doesn’t get tired sending them.”-—Chicago Inter Ocean.

New NameS For Months.

Several German papers are expressing dissatisfaction with the names of the months. These critics point out that it is absurd for Europeans and Americans of today to dedicate onesixth of the year to the memory of Julius Caesar and Augustus, to name a third after heathen gods and goddesses, to have two months of doubtful nomenclature and to designate the remaining four by misleading numerals, September being obviously ninth and not seventh in order. There is, of course, nothing to Bay against this argument from the point of view of common sense, but unfortunately common sense is not always the ruling power in human affairs. Not only the months, but the days of the week, too, and indeed most of us bear names which are either meaningless or inappropriate, and perhaps we like them all the better on that account. Some of our Teutonic contemporaries suggest reverting to the old designations of their uncivilized ancestors, which resemble closely enough those of the French revolutionary calendar. But one doubts whether the kaiser even would venture on such an innovation. Another idea is to adopt mere numbers, but that, too, has been tried by the Quakers and found wanting.— London Chronicle.

Those Little Reminders.

Wifey—Did you think of me while I was down at the beach, dear! Hubbie—Why, of course. Didn’t I get a ‘ bill from the landlord once a week I —Yonkers Statesman.

Information For the Young.

"Papa, what Is untold wealth?” “That’s what a good many people have when the • tax assessor Is present.”—Chicago Tlmes-Herald.

Just Cause.

Anna —She’s awfnlly afraid of cows. Aline—No wonder I She’s got the hay fever.—Kansas City Independent.

Worth the Priee.

“Just think 1 The impudent fortune teller to whom I paid a mark and 50 pfennigs told me I had a bad temper and would get a stingy husband 1” •‘You ought to have gone to the fortune teller who for a mark told me I would inherit a fortune and marry a nobleman.”—Fliegende Blatter.

WITH THESE TWO in the House you may quickly check the first symptoms of Cough, Cold and Constipation. Safest for Children. Best for Everybody Because no Morphine used. MONEY PROMPTLY REFUNDED M* NOT AS OLAIMEP. ASK DRUGGISTS FOR THEM. NOTICE (IF WM me. Notice la hereby given that at my office on Friday, February 6, 1903, at one o’clock P. M. I will open sealed bids received prior thereto, for the constructltn of a tile ditch known as the \Y. \V. Burns Bitch No. 846, located as follows: Commencing at the center of the northeast quarter of section three (3), township twentynine (20) north, range six (6) west, and running thence In a general northerly direction sixteen thousand three hundred and forty (16,340) feet to its outlet In a dredge ditch known as Gifford ditch, a point two hundred and ten (210) feet south and six hundred (600) feet west of the northeast corner of the southeast ouarter of section twenty-one (21), township thirty (30) north, range six (6) west. All work to he in accordance with specifications on file In the county auditor’s office. Each bid must bo accompanied with bond lft the amount of tho bid. Wm. C. Babcock, Auditor of Jasper County, lud. Jan, 10, 1003. Jan. 22-20.

NOTICE OF DITCH LETTING. Notice Is hereby given that at my office on Friday, February 6, 1903, at one o’clock P. M. I will open sealed bids, received prior thereto for the construction of an open ditch known as the Parker ditch, No. 559 located as follows: Beginning sixteen hundred and fifty-six (1650) feet west of the southwest corner of section seventeen (17), township twentyeight (28) north, range six (6) west, and running thence In a general northerly direction a total distance of 0200 feet to Its outlet In Smith ditch on the east side of the southeast quarter of the southeast quarter of seettoo eight (8), township twenty-eight (28) north, range slx(6) west. All work to be in accordance with specifications on file In the county auditor’s office. Each bid must be accompanied with bond In the amount of bid. Wm.o. Babcock, Auditor of Jasper County, lnd. Jan. 10,1903. Jan. 22-29. NOTICE OF DITCH LETTING. Notice Is hereby given, that at my office on Thursday, February 19.1903, atone o’clock P. M. I will open sealed bids, received prior thereto for the construction of a tile ditch, known as tho fiigo ditch No. 603, located as follows: Beginning on the west side of public highway running north and south through the centerof section thirteen (13) townshlptwon-ty-seven (27) north, range Beven (7) west, about four hundred (400) feet north from the center of said section and running thence In a general northerly direction to Its outlet In Carpenter’s Creek, three hundred and twen-ty-live (325) feet south, and two hundred and ninety (290) feet west from the center of section one (l), township twenty-seven (27) north, range seven (7) west. All work to be in accordance with specifications on file in tho county auditor’s office. Each bid must be accompanied with bond In the amount of the bid. Wm. O. Babcock, Auditor of Jasper County, lnd. Jan. 26.1903 Jan. 29-Pel) 5.

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CHICAGO and the NORTHWEST, INDIANAPOLIS, CINCINNATI, LOUISVILLE, FRENCH LKX SPRINGS! and the SOUTH, Monon Time Table (In EfTeot June 29, 1902.) NOUTH BOUND. I SOUTH BOUBP. ~~ L 4 80 A m NoS..'..,K>66*«i "P*™ 8-TOp m No 3 1125 pm *No3O ,6.82 pm N 045 240 pan No 46 9.56 a m •Bally except Sunday. tSuhday oUy ♦Flag stop. W. It. BEAM, Apot.

WE HAVE FOR SALE In Big . Horn county, Wyo., some- very fine ranches, good fence*, stabling and houses. We have them all sizes, from 160 acres up, apd in fine state of cultivavation. ALFALFA. WTHt, OHS. WHEAT AND CORN grow well. There as plenty of FREE ramjgc for cattle and sheep. Call or address, TRIUGH, NICHOLSON & VINCENT, Goodland, lnd.

The Main Traveled Route ■ *V‘ ‘ | THF O the Northwest is the Oh§~ A I oago, Milwaukee & St. Pm* ..T Railway. It is the BEST / N' road, has best train equipment, and best sleeping ear and dining ear service. It la the route of the United States Government Fast Mail trains and of the famous Pioneer Limited trains. If you go to the Twin Cities of Minnesota or beyond go via “The St. Paul Road” and ride on the best train in the world. All ticket agents sell tioketa vis Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul By, For descriptive literature addrasa; F. A. MILLER, General Passenger Agent, CHICAGO, ILL.

Double Dally Train Service via the Louisville & Nashville R. R. Between Cincinnati, Louisville Chicago and St. Louis and Nashville, Memphis Atlanta, Birmingham Mobile, New Orleans Florida and Gulf Coast Points Through Sleeping Cars and Chair Cass An Unexcelled Dining Car Service Low Rate Excursions Firat and Third Tuesday each Month '! For rates, maps, folders and time tablet Address C. L. STONE, Pass. Agt. Louisville, Ky. 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrn

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