Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1902 — Page 5
A SURPRISED PHYSICIAN.
■A dying patient recovers through the Interposition of a humble German. Chicago, Nov. 15. Some weeks ago Dr. G— —, a very reputable and widely-known physician, living on C Street, was called to attend a very complicated case of Rheumatism. Upon arriving at the house he found a man about forty years of age, lying In a prostrated -and serious condition, with his whole frame dangerously affected with the painful disease. He prescribed for the patient, but the man continued to grow worse, and on Sunday evening he was found to be in a very alarming condition. The knees and elbows -and larger joints were greatly inflamed, and could not be moved. It was only with extreme difficulty that the patient could be turned in bed, with the aid of three or four persons. The weight of the clothing was so painful that means had to be adopted to keep It from the patient’s body. The doctor saw that his assistance would be of no avail, and left the house, the members of the family following him to the door, weeping. Almost immediately the grief stricken ones were addressed by an humble German. He had heard of the despair of' the family, and now asked them to try his remedy, and accordingly brought forth a battle of St Jacobs OIL The poor wife applied this remedy. The first application eased the patient very much; after a few hours they used it again, and, wonder of wonders, the pain vanished entirely! Every subsequent application improved the patient, and in two days he was well and out When the doctor called a few days after, he was indeed surprised.
An Ingenious Convict’s Device.
Charles Lennox, confined at Butte, Mont., under sentence of death for murder, recently shot through the bars of, the death cell and out of the jail window an arrow which he had fashioned with his penknife, tied to which was a message to the wife of Sheriff Furey of Silver Bow county. Lennox makes a polite request In the note for some literature. He met Mrs. Furey recently and she was very kind' to him. The murderer used an old corset steel for a bow and tied * piece of pink ribbon to the arrow, which was picked up and sent to Mrs. Furey by a messenger boy.—Portland Oregonian.
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An Item in Demand.
He was cutting an item from a newspaper. “It tells how a house was robbed, and I want to show it to my wife,” he explained. “What good will that do?” a friend inquired. "A whole lot,” was the reply. “You see, this house was robbed while the man was at church with his wife.” “Say!” exclaimed his friend excitedly, “you haven’t got a duplicate copy of that paper, have you?"
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Peculiarity of Mauna Loa.
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GENERAL MILES PRAISES ARMY
United States Troops Have Proved Their Fitness on the Battlefield. URGES AID FOR ARTILLERY ARM Little Attention Being Paid to Proper Housing of That Branch of the Service, Though It Is Exposed to the Climatic Elements. The annual report of Lieut. Gen. Miles, commanding the army, has been made public. The commanding general has much to say in praise of the officers and men of the army. “The experience during the great civil war and years of campaigning along our western frontier," he says, “afforded the best schools of practice for our army In former years. The attention given to calisthenics and gymnastics and military exercises made our small army a corps of athletes, while the elementary schools established for enlisted men, the post libraries, the post lyceums, and officers* schools, the various schools of instruction and practice for officers, as well as the military academy, produced an army of such excellence that I was able in my annual report for 1896 to state: ‘The personnel of the army was never in better condition.* Praise for AIL “This was proven to be true by the fortitude, skill and heroism displayed in every serious campaign, on every field of mortal combat, whereever the army has been engaged in any part of the world during the last four years. During that time many changes have occurred and the army has been largely increased. “The long and varied service of the senior officers, their experience in organizing, disciplining, instructing, and leading their comrades, as well as the excellent discipline, instruction, and exemplary conduct of the soldiers of the army of *9B, have been the leaven of the army of the present time. Evils may creep into any system or great organization. Such as have affected our army have been or will be eradicated.” Quarters for Artillerymen. Gen. Miles indorses the recommendation of Gen. Brooks for a readjustment of the geographical limits of the different departments with a view of equalizing conditions. He calls attention to the necessity of quarters for troops, saying that while hundreds of of dollars are being spent for quarters for cavalry, little is being used to afford shelter for artillery, which is exposed to severe climates along the coasts. “These troops,” says Gen. Miles, "are required to be located adjacent to the fortifications, notwithstanding the exposed position of many of them, and I see no reason why buildings should not be properly constructed in time to be occupied, when it is known for years exactly where and when they will be required. Some Criticism. "I also call attention to the incomplete condition of the fortifications, especially on the Pacific coast, where millions have been expended in engineering and ordnance work, and yet the commands have not been properly supplied with ammunition, electrical plants, and other appliances essential to the effective use of these fortifications in actual warfare.” Of the actual campaign work of the army during the last year, Gen. Miles says: “During the last year there have been no serious engagements, except that of the troops under Gen. Frank D. Baldwin in Mindanao, P. L, with the Moros. For the number of men engaged this was a spirited and desperate engagement. Our forces were commanded by one of the most experienced and efficient officers of tue army, whose record has always been of the highest order, and his achievements, together with that of the troops, in this engagement, made another chapter of fortitude, tenacity, and heroic sacrifice in the history of American arms. Treatment of Indians. "The condition of the Indians is quite satisfactory, and there has been no disturbance of Importance among them during the last twelve months. .This is accounted for principally by three reasons: First, just and huma.ne treatment of the Indians and the judicious management of their affairs; second, their gradual transition from a condition of barbarism to that of a semi-civilized people; and, third, the close proximity of the military garrisons, which are always available in case of threatened disturbance.”
Gen. Toral Is Insane.
Madrid cablegram: Gen. Toral, who surrendered Santiago de Cuba to the American forces in July, 1898, has become insane at Murcia.
Dies In Sanitarium.
Springfield, 111., special: Mrs. F. C. Keuchler, daughter of Dr. W. M. Jayne, president of the state board of charities, died at a private sanitarium in Wisconsin, where she had been under treatment for nervous prostration.
Flour Mill Burns.
Nashville special: The Model Flour mill and a large wheat elevator adjoining it were destroyed by fire. The less approximates |240,000, which is covered partly by insurance.
COOKING VENISON IN MAINE.
Game Warden Declares There Is Only One Way to Do It Here Is the most savory way to prepare venison, according to Game Warden Walter I. Neal. He says: “The man who is going into the woods to shoot a deer and to cook and eat venison of his own killing should leave all his broiling and grilling utensils behind. There is only one way to cook venison In the woods or anywhere else. Heat a thick frying pan or an old style spider upon the coals until It is almost red. Cut off thick slices of the meat and throw them in the pan and keep them right up against the dry, hot surface until they are scorched on both sides. Then turn them out on the platter, cut the meat full of deep gashes, clear down through the crust and into or beyond the center, and fill the openings with butter, piling it on until the platter swims in gravy. After this add pepper and salt to suit the taste, and eat It before it is cold. Cooked and served in tills manner venison is the best meat that grows, and the man who does not like It either has trouble with his stomach or his conscience.— Lewiston (Me.) Journal.
Green County’s Sensation.
Catskill, N. Y., November 10th.—Ulster and Greene counties are ringing with the news of the wonderful recovery of George F. Ayers, who lives at 16 Division street, in tills city. One year ago Mr. Ayers was suffering from Bright’s Disease of the Kidneys, and the doctors gave him little relief and less hope. To-day Mr. Ayers is as well as man could wish. He tells the following story: “About a year ago I was at West Camp, sick with Bright’s Disease and without hope of ever being better, when an old gentleman from Bath, N. Y., advised me to take Dodd’s Kidney Pills, telling me they had cured him of the same disease. "I had tried so many remedies that I was past hoping and told him so, but when he bought me a box of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and coaxed me to try them I did so just to humor his whim. “That was the means of saving my life. I took that box and half a dozen more. Thanks to that old man and Dodd’s Kidney Pills, I am cured."
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THOUSANDS OF WOMEN A DYING FROM CATARRH —■■■ Pe-ru-na Cures, That Is Why the People Ltk<> ltAll the Advertisement In the '•’ ' 'ttijtak H | P'ij'W | World Could Not Make Pe-ru-na I l|| I M ml®wWullHll 1 Popular as It Is. ft MKL ■iilffl I i Ii i lißsr S3E3EM 1 !ii 111 Wl ! IB Miss Margaret Donnelly, 21 Webster® j 1 y <V> |j| Wfi'uHlL WvTT H IfflF V ace ' Brooklyn, N. Y., writes: fl W | .Z/si “Peruna was recommended tome about Jl Jilffl W I Mla year ago for catarrh with which I had M M |||||[ II F b® en troubled nearly all my life, but yl w 1| wllll Hi N which had given me serious troubles « Ml ' ®l II ffiff -a M W few months before I took Peruna. In U | ft! HI A * \vT\VW HU tw ° weeks m y hea< i cleared up, I did I II • 1 \\ W 1 \ '\w ll not havo beadaches, and in a short time I I • I * llffll 111 perfectly well.’’-Margaret Donnelly. Il 11] .IJ l| Mil W/'iH lili a All nil A | I November Colds Should Not Be Allowed to Develop Into Chronic xSsBL*. \. zV / rv*Jflry Catarrh. V-» MBj> * £A* Pe-ru-na Cures a Cold Promptly \ /(r and Permanently. A “lam glad to recommend Peruna as it neighbor recom has done so much for me. I had been a mends it to neigh- > great sufferer from catarrhal colds un- bor. Peruna cures jflT til I was urged to try Peruna, and lam catarrh permanent- ’ 1 Ift ’AI I * I bappy to say that it has entirely cured ly, and this way A Ih±Slii“ eTer IXS V nd basffaineda life-long friend. V People who have been cured by Pe- „ IxJDl\ • I j e a ® ict *d a » I baye been. runa ma , nT ve a ri aero Wave been
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