Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 October 1902 — Page 7

TROUBLE BEGINS.

Trouble begins with the first backache. Backache comes in many formssudden twinges of pain, Bbarp stitches, slow, exhaustive aches. Most backache pains are kidney pains. The kidneys fail to perform the duties nature intends them to do and the warning of trouble comes through the back. Neglect the kidney warning, grave complications will surely follow. Urinary disorders, Diabetes, Bright’s Disease, are the downward steps of neglected kidneys. Doan's Kidney Pills cure every kidney and bladder sickness and the cure lasts. Read this proof of it: Mrs. Adam Guntle, residing at 701 South Plum St., Crawfordsville, Ind., says: “I made a public statement in 1897, saying that Doan’s Kidney Pills had cured a member of our family after he had suffered for years with a weak back and kidney troubles. He took three boxes of this remedy and was completely cured. Now three years have elapsed since I made this statement and l am only too pleased to reindorse it. I have also used Doan s Kidney Pills myself, obtaining the best results, i have recommended this remedy to my friends and neighbors as one which can always be depended upon.” A FREE TRIAL of this great Kidney medicine which cured Mrs. Guntle will be mailed on application to any part of the United States. Address Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 60 cents per bax.

Bad Advice.

“We will show the Impudent public," asserts the first magnate, “that we will not be dictated to.” “Certainly we will,” agrees the second magnate. “I believe the time has come for us to reassert the famous statement of Commodore Vanderbilt concerning the public.” “No, no,” says the first magnate, who is a timid but far-seeing person. “That would never do. If the public were—well, we shall say condemned —if it were condemned, then it would not have to pay anything for its fuel.” Btats or Ohio, Citt or Toledo, i Lucas Countt, f"* Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney A Co. doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will nay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. _ FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 188& [SSALI A. W GLEASON^ Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and Sets directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, tree. „ , F.J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, a Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall’s Family Pills are the best.

“Glad to See So Many Here."

This is another joke on the minister, and the scene wa?* in Moyamensing prison. It was a Sunday morning, when the minister was about to address the inmates of the prison with the stereotyped expression: “I am glad to see so many here to-day.” What the prisoners thought it is not necessay to say.—Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.

Might Be of Service.

A Jersey City man himself performed the marriage cesemony which united him to a buxom widow, also of that city. It would seem that if he ev«r wished the marriage annulled he would be able to prove that when he made the necessary responses he was talking to himself. Bother Oraj'i Sweet Powders for Chlldrea Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in the Children’s Home in New York. Cures Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80,000 testimonials. At all druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address Alien s. Olmsted. Leßoy, N. Y.

Good Material for Money.

Explorers in Labrador report that they have found a beautiful blue and green mineral. If the present fashion keeps up, the ladies will be demanding that a mineral with such a lovely color scheme should be made into money.

WHEN YOUR GKOCBR BAYS

he does not have Defiance Starch, you ,s afrald t 0 keep it until his stock of 12 oz. packages are sold. D«Is not only better than any L C ?i d Wat , er Starch, but contains 1# “ the packaee and rails for same money as 12 oz. brands

Deadlier Weapons.

The pistol that wasn't loaded has gone 'way back and taken a seat since the trolley and the auto got on the ground. “Out West" is easily the leader among Western magazines—and "counts” In any company. It is beautifully and fully Illustrated, and thoroughly interesting to all for whom It is intended. Hundreds of dealers say the extra quantity anl superior quality of Defiance Starch is fast taking place of all •ther brands. Others say they cannot sell any other starch. If you would narn to read character listen when a person laughs. A hearty laugh Is the echo of the music of the spheres. "A dose in time saves lives.” Dr. Wood’s Norway Pine Byrup; nature's remedy for coughs, colds, pulmonary diseases of overy tort. Many an octogenarian can attribute his longevity to the fact that he never called another man a liar. Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest and best or money refunded. 16 ounces 10 cents. Try it now. Italy makes eight millions a year out of foreign visitors. Nothing half so fine as Mrs. Austin’s Panoaka flour Ask your grocer for lb Basle has the only zoological garden in Switzerland.

PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN FRANCE

American Ideas and Methods Are Being Introduced. Thb people who rebel against the closing of the Catholic schools and the sending of their children to the public schools are those who know absolutely nothing about the latter. They think they will have tuition to pay for. Now, in many public schools here even the schoolbooks are provided, and great facilities are given to bright scholars in the way of scholarships whereby they may continue their education In the higher schools. Ignorant parents, and these are many such in countries like Brittany, imagine that the government will teach their children to be atheists. It is needless to say that parents will have as much freedom in bringing np their children In any religion they please as In America, Bays a correspondent In the Brooklyn Eagle. The French authorities have an eye on the American systems of public education and copy them as far as they are able, taking into consideration the idiosyncrasies of their people. During the republic untold sums of money have been spent for the building and the establishing of public schools, for the organization of libraries, for the running of night schools, and after all that trouble and expense if there are people who, like the Bretons, refuse progress and enlightenment, ought not the government compel them to obey? It is like holding the nose of a sick child to force it to swallow a medicine which will save Its life.

BALKED ON RED FLANNEL

Georgia Man Tells His Troubles to Chicago Newspaper. Being from down in Georgia, where conditions are different from what they are In this climate and acting on the advice and by the orders of Abby, my wife, I write on a matter of deep concern to Abby and me. My question is this: When ought a fellow who works out of doors to put on flannel underwear in Chicago? My wife is plum scared for fear I’ll get sick if 1 don’t wear flannel. She says every man up here wears flannel. I wore them one day. They done like to made me fall from grace that day. I never could have believed such a devil was in them red things. I was clean dumbstruck silly with their action. Talk about 1,000 tongues to sing! I needed 1,000 hands to scratch! 1 yanked them off that night and betwixt us as man to man I cussed them. Then I told Abby: “I reckon we had best light out for Georgia if I have to wear such truck.” She let me alone for a week, then she got started and it’s no use; I reckon I done got to wear them pesky things. I wish youall would put it in the paper that a man doesn’t need flannel until long after Christmas. This will soothe her worry and put off trouble for me and the Lord knows what might happen before Christmas comes, though I must say I like this town first-rate and would hate to leave it—Letter to Chicago News.

Queer Building in Maine.

They do things oddly in the Pine Tree state sometimes. In the outskirts of the shipbuilding city of Bath I'saw recently the front wall under the roof of a comparatively new house torn out and the bow of a 24-foot boat protruding. A long distance from the water the owner had passed the winter building the boat in his attic; knocked out the front of his house to remove it to the yard, and then transported it by skids to the Kennebec river, says the Boston Post And on the same trip in the elongated township of Phipsburg my driver pointed out an isolated house, a modern structure built by its owner personally and entirely inclosing his smaller and more ancient house. The Inner one he and his family occupied during the constructing of the new one and then demolished it and ejected "the remains” through the new windows.

Up or Down?

Even teachers sometimes have a sense of humor. One to whom that gift has not been denied teaches in an up town school, says the New York Times. Not long ago she was straggling with a class In geography. “What is a compass?” she asked a wide-eyed child, who promptly answered, with the confident air of one who knows: “A compass Is an Interment tor finding directions.” The teacher gasped, but John was not detained, as were the others who answered incorrectly. For, as she smilingly remariced: “Tradition would uphold him In his belief that at certain stages of man's development an interment is necessary to find the direction in which he Is going.”

Gray Uniforms for Warfare.

The German emperor has decided that all branches of the German army are to be supplied with gray uniforms for use In time of war. The parade uniform* will not be altered.

Peaches In Georgia.

Georgia Is the peach state of the union, having 7,660,000 peach-bearing trees. Next is Maryland, with 4,015,000, then New Jersey, with 2,700,000. and Delaware, with 2,400,000. It’s curiqus that while “pante” is • Blotter word than “trousers” the good, old-fashioned “pants” seem to last longer and cost less. No. Cordelia, we can’t an he heroworshipers; some of us must be heroes.

MONKEY IN THE SURF.

Little Animal Enjoys His First Dip In Salt Water. The spectacle of a monkey bather was one of the rather unusual sight 3 at this resort the other day. The animal was the property of Frank Hnbin, who has a store next the States avenue baths, and the idea of giving the animal an ocean bath was suggested by a little girl, who timidly approached Mr. Hubin the other day and asked if she might take one of the “cute little things a-swimmin’.” Mr. Hubin acted on the suggestion and in a short time he procured some material and had one of the young ladies of the place make the monkey a tiny bathing suit It was soon done, and the monkey togged off in the new garb. He was taken to the water, but no amount of coaxing could induce the little fellow to take a dip. He was picked up by his owner and carried out Into the surf and then dropped. He was shocked at first, but soon got over his fright and liked the water so well that he did not want to leave when his master did, and had to be carried out He caused considerable fun for the bathers by his peculiar antics while in the water. — Atlantic City Correspondence Baltimore American.

A Cure for Rheumatism.

Bridgeport, Wash., Oct 20th. —Rheumatism and kidney trouble seem to be the prevailing ailments in this territory and particularly in Douglas county. A remarkable and plainly sure cure has, however, recently been introduced. It is called Dodd’s Kidney Pills and although but a short time on the market, it has already worked many wonderful cures. One of the most striking of these is that of Mr. John Higgins, who for a long time suffered with rheumt Jsm and kidney trouble. The pains of these diseases had combined to make his life very miserable indeed, and he could get nothing to do him any good till he heard of this new remedy. He tells his experience with it in these words: “Dodd’s Kidney Pills have done more for my rheumatism and kidney trouble than anything else I have ever used. There is more virtue In them than in any other medicine and I will always highly recommend them to all of my friends.”

Thought Advice Was Good.

She is a comely damsel, black, but beautiful, a native of Porto Rico, now a domestic in an East End family. Every month she has made it a practice of sending some money to her parents on the sunny little island in the south. “Conchita,” said her mistress the other day, “you ought not to send your money the way you do. You ought either to register the letter or send a money order.” ’’Madam," said the dark little lady, gravely and politely, “I think you are right, for on the way down town yesterday I saw the sign over and over again, 'Post No Bills.’ ” —Pittsburg Dispatch.

FOUR DAILY TRAINS TO ST. PAUL-MINNEAPOLIS.

Via Chicago A Northwestern Railway. Leave Chicago 9 a. m., 6:30 p. m. (the Northwestern Limited, electric lighted throughout), 8 p. m., and 10 p. m. Fast schedules. Most complete and luxurious equipment in the West. Dining car. service unequaled. For tickets, reservations and descriptive pamphlets, apply to your nearest ticket agent or address W. B. Kniskern, 22 Fifth avenue, Chicago, 111.

Automobiles In Holy Land.

Five hundred automobile carriages are now running in the city of Beirut Hundreds more are in use in the Lebanon district and in Palestine. Two-seated automobiles are run to accommodate tourists between Haifa and Jerusalem.

Do Tour Feet Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes, Allen’s FootEase, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE! Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leßoy, N. Y. Miss Bertha L. Corbett, a clever Minneapolis artist, widely known as the creator of the “sunbonnet babies,” made her first “baby” in the way of a joke also. Now she has eighteen assistants, the '‘babies” have won fame and affection all over the world and still their astonished originator Is besieged for “more.” A man turns 112,000 spadefuls of earth in digging an acre of ground, and the soil he has moved during his work weighs 860 tons. You may drive a horse to water but you can not make him drink, and you may drive a man to drink but you cannot make him take water.

WHY IT IS THE BEST

Is because made by an entirely different process. Detiance Starch Is unlike any other, better and one-thin, more for U cents. The reason bachelors don't marry la probably because they believe that misfortunes never come singly. Scald bead is an eczema of tbs soaip—rsry severe sometimee, but. It can be cured. Doan’s Ointment, quick and permanent in fte result* At any drug store, 00 cents. Warsaw, Russia, Is going to have a statue of Chopin. England experienced the coldest May In 60 yean.

VERY LOW COLONISTS' RATES.

To the West, Northwest and Southwest. The Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron Mountain Route will sell one-way Colonists’ and Settlers’ tickets to California and North Pacific Coast points, also to points in Missouri, Arkansas, Indian and Oklahoma Territories, Louisiana and Texas on the first and third Tuesdays of each month from October 21st to April 21st, at one-half the standard first-class fare, plus $2.00. For further information see nearest agent or write H. C. Townsend, C. P. & T. Agent, SL Louis.

What a Shoe Man Bays.

Women with large feet should hear one or two things in mind. One is that if they are big women they have no right to expect to have very small feet. A woman of 5 feet 6 inches high is entitled to a foot 9 1-2 inches long, and it might be a little longer without making her feel that the world was coming to an end. Another thing the large-footed sister should recollect is that when she squeezes her foot into a shoe too small for her she does not disguise its size, states the Shoe and Leather Gazette. On the contrary, she makes this, more apparent. The foot spreads in its overtight covering and lumps out in the wrong place and stretches the shoe out of shape in no time at all.

THROUGH SLEEPING CAR.

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CONGRESSMAN WILBER SAYS! [To The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co., of Columbus. o.] “ Pe-ru-na is All You Claim For It." Congressman D. F. Wilber, of Oneonta/N. Y., writes: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio: Gentlemen—“ Persuaded by a Mend I have tried your remedy and l have almost fully recovered after the use of a few bottles. lam fully convinced that Peruna Is all you claim for It, and cheerfully recommend your medicine to all who are afflicted with catarrhal trouble. David F. Wilber.

Pe-ru-na a Preventive and Care tor Cold*. Mr. C. F. Given, Sussex, N. JJ., Vice President of “The Pastime Boating Club.” writes: “Whenever the cold weather sets in I have for years |>aßt been very sure to catch a severe cold which was hard to thraw off, and which would leave aftereffects on my constitution the most of the winter. “Last winter 1 was advised to try Peruna, and within five days the cold was broken up, and in five days more I was a well man. 1 recommended it to several of my friends and all speak the highest praise for it. There Is nothing like Peruna for catarrhal afflictions. It Is well nigh Infallible as a cure, and I gladly endorse It.”—C. F. Given. A Prominent Singer Raved From Los* of Voice. Mr. Julian Weisslitz,l7s Seneca street, Buffalo, N. Y., is corresponding secretary of The S.mgerlust, of New York; is the leading second bassos the Sangerlust, the largest German singing society of New York and also the oldest.

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In 181*0 The Sangerlust celebrated its fiftieth anniversary with a large celebration iu New York City. The following is his testimony: “About two years ago I caught S severe cold while traveling and which settled into catarrh of the bronchial tubes, and so affected my voice that I was obliged to cancel myengagementa In distress I was advised to try Peruna, and although I had never used a patent medicine before, I sent for a bottle. “Words but illy describe my surprise to find that within a few days I wae greatly relie ved.and within three weeks I was entirely recovered. lam never without it now, and take nn occasional dose when 1 feel run down. —Julian Weisslitz. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna write atones to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and ho will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratia Address Dr. Hartman, President o( The llartmau Sanitarium, Columbus, Qi

isoo ! ®©S®®Sfi UUUU cur©, either with or without the m> • tlent** knowledges Mo and 11. Tablet o *sr fThompitn’i lye Water $25«. at wamsaag STONeMWl >MKlLF **>* ■' ,w ami WMnH'% ,ES* Beckman Bros., dcs moincs. iouml W. N. U. CHICAGO, NO. 43, 1902. Whoa iaswertag Advertlsemeßts llaAf Jleotioa Thia Fim