Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 October 1902 — Revenge Is Sweet [ARTICLE]

Revenge Is Sweet

The Memnon had Just been unveiled, when Its architect was asked why he had made the statue to sing at sunrise. “Because,” he answered savagely, “that’s the time the man who practices the cornet In the flat below gets to sleep.” Perceiving his scheme of revenge, the other tenants also bribed the Janitor to blow the whistle at the same time.