Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 October 1902 — Set Thief to Catch Thief. [ARTICLE]

Set Thief to Catch Thief.

A professional forger has been eifiployed by one of the Chicago banks as an expert in the detection of bogus paper. Dealers say that as soon as a customer tries Defiance Starch it is Impossible to sell them any other cold water starch. It can be used cold or boiled. Those who strive for fame ought to be made to realize that the higher one gets up the less company there is and the chillier the atmosphere. Everybody’s liable to itching piles. Rich end poor, old and young—terrible the torture they suffer. Only one sure cure. Doan’s Ointment. Absolutely safe; can’t fail.

A wise man will take his umbrella when the sun is shining; a thief will take the wise man’s umbrella any time. Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. H. Green’s Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. Ihe greatest dropsy specialists in the world. Read their advertisement in another column of this paper. Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one rascal less in the world.—Carlyle. AIX UP TO DATE HOUSEKEEPERS use Defiance Cold Water Starch, because it is better and 4 oz. more of it for same money. Life Is like sea-water; it never gets quite sweet until it is drawn up into heaven. —Richter. It’s always something to know you’ve done the most you could.— Charles Dickens. 1 do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds.— John P Boyeh, Trinity Springs, Ind., Peb. .5,190 U The slickest liar is the one who lets another think that which is not. To Cure a Cold in One day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Ail druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 26c. Rain fall'eth upon the just when the unjust has taken his umbrella. Mi’S. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup. For children teething, soften* the gums, reduces Inflammation. allays pain, cures wind colic. 250 a jottla The early bird catches the worm, but the worm was gobbled up. No trouble to get breakfast quick If you have Mrs. Austin’s Pancake hour. To be always in love is to retain one’s youth.