Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 June 1902 — Advice for June Brides. [ARTICLE]

Advice for June Brides.

After the wedding, put away all of your pretty dresses; they are of no farther use, you’ve got him. Insist on your pin money being put on a firm financial basis.- Getting it surreptitiously from stray pockets may be more exciting, but is not always satisfactory. Minister to the needs of his mind and soul by familiarizing him with Noe Platonism and Browning. His stomach is of no consequence, canned goods are cheap, and the factories need patronage. Keep on tap some ot those ardent vows and pledges which he showered on you before marriage. They come in handy and are salutary if given homeopathically. If all other means fail, tell him how all the other girls were dying to have him—-that always works. A vigilant care of his pockets brings its own reward. It is likewise a duty you owe to order and cleanliness and is warranted to keep things humming.