Rensselaer Journal, Volume 12, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 June 1902 — Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

A Real Friend. “I suffered from dyspepsia and indigestion for fifteen years,” says W. T. Sturdevant, of Merry Oaks, N. C. “After I tried many doctorsland medicines to no avail one of my 'friends persuaded me to try Kodol. It gave me immediate relief. I can eat almost anything I want now and iny digestion is- good. I cheerfully recommend Kodol ” Don’t try to cure stomach trouble b dieting. That only further weakens the system. You need wholesome, strengthening food. Kodol enables you to assimilate what you eat by digesting it without the stomach’s aid. A. F. Long. Fourth of July Rates. On account of the 4th ofJulyholi day a rate of one fare for round trip within a distance of 200 miles will be made. Tickets sold on July 3rd and 4th, good returning to and including July 7th. Trains No. 5,6, 33 and 30 will stop at all stations on July 4th Sprint/ Fever. Spring fever is another name for biliousness. It is more serious than most people think. A torpid liver and inactive bowels mean a poisoned system. If neglected, serious sickness may follow such symptoms. DeWitt’s Little Early Risers remove all danger by stimulating the liver, opening the bowels and cleansing the system of impurities. Safe pills. Never gripe. “I have taken DeWitt’s Little Early Risers for torpid liver every spring for years,” writes R. M. Everly, Moundsville, W. Va. “Theydo me more good than anything I have ever tried.” A. F. Long.

Marriage Licenses. Greenburg Lewis and Bertha A. Hopkins. William Reck and Etta Donnelly. Ira O. Dowell and Pearl Parker. Pearl Davis and Mabel Caster. Harry B. Smythe and Susie B. Kessinger. Ready to Yield. “I used DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve for piles and found it a certain cure,” says S. R. Meredith, Willow Grove, Del. Operations unnecessary to cure piles. They always yield to DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve. Cures skin diseases, all kinds of wounds. Accept no counterfeits. A. F. Long.

Happy Time in Old Town. “We felt very happy,” writes R. N. Bevill, Old Town, Va , ‘‘when Bucklen’s Arnica Salve wholly cured our daughter of a bad case of scald head.” It delights all who use it for cuts, corns, burns, bruises, boils, ulcers, eruptions. Infallible for piles. Only 25c at A. F.Long’s drug store.

As an evidence that the public schools are producing statesmen rapidly we give the following composition on “Hens,” written by a young student: “Hens is curious animals. They don’t have no nose, nor no teeth, nor no ears. They swaller their vittles whole, and chew it up in their crops inside of ’em. The outside of hens is generally put into pillers and feather dusters. The inside of a hen is sometimes filled with marbles and shirt buttons and sich. A hen is very much smaller than a good many other animals, but they’ll dig up more tomato plants than anything that ain’t a hen. Hens is very useful to lay eggs for plum pudding. Betcher life I like plum pudding. Skinney Bates eat so much plum pudding once that it set him into collery. Hens has got wings, and can fly when they are scart. I cut my Uncle William’s hen’s neck off with a hatchet and it scart her to death. Hens sometimes make very fine spring chickens.”

Saved From An Awful Fate. “Everybody said I had consumption”, writes Mrs. A. M. Shields, of Chambersburg, Pa. “I was so low after six months of severe sickness, caused by Hay Fever and Asthma, that few thought I could get well, but I learned of the marvelous merit of Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, used it and was completely cured.” For desperate Throat and Lung Diseases it is the safest cure in the world, and is infallible for Coughs, Colds and Bronchial Affections. Guaranteed bottles 50c and SI.OO. Trial bottles free at A. F. Long’s drug store.