Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1902 — Page 7

THREE SERIES OF CHEAP RATES.

A>reat Northern Kallway Popnlar lioraeseekers’ and Settlers' Excursion*.' Round-trip tickets to. points In Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon, British Columbia, will be sold first and third Tuesdays in March, April and May, at one fare plus $2.00 for the round trip. One-way settlers’ tickets to points tn Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon and British Columbia on sale every day during March and April at rates $15.00 to $25.00 each. One-way settlers’ tickets on sale March 4th, 11th, 18th. 25th and April Ist and Bth, to Minnesota and North Dakota points for only SO.OO each. These tickets are good on all trains, including the famous Great Northern •’Flyer.” This is the best opportunity that has ever been offered to parties who wish *to Investigate the many advantages offered them in the Great Northwest Inforinatlon about Great Northern country is given by agents of the Great Northern Railway, or those desirous ,of ascertaining just what op- . portunities are offered there, can secure ; full illustrated information in reference to land, climate, crpps, rates, etc., by writing to Max Bass, G. I. Ai, 220 S. Clark St. Chicago, or to F. I. Whitney, G. P. & T. A., Sf. Paul, Minn.

Must Have Been Smuggled.

Sir Barrington Beaumonts' memoirs, recently published, tell the following: /‘I recollect a discussion between a Scotch lord and Lady Clermont as to the merits of the other side of the border. ‘How is it,’ said she, ‘that the Scots who leave Scotland are usually men of more ability than those who remain at home?’ ‘Ah, madam,’ he responded, with an effort at persiflage, ‘the reason is obvious. At every outlet there are persons stationed to examine all who pass, that, for the honor of the country, no oiie be permitted to leave it who is not a man of understanding.’ ‘I suppose, then,’ murmured George Selwyn to me, ‘his lordship must have been smuggled.’ ”

Sickness of Circus Ring.

Unfortunate passengers aboard a steamer are not the only ones to endure the agonies of nausea. Any circus man will tell you that, jt is a most difficult thing to overcome the miserable sensation caused by constantly circling round a small ring. Clowns, even, the ringmasters stiffer ftom it, merely from seeing the horses go around and around; and one wellknown ringmaster, even after years of experience, still finds that if a horse balks a little, or gets behind tina,e, compelling him to follow close upon it, he will probably undergo a painful fit of sickness after leaving the ring.

$33.00 TO PACIFIC COAST

Chicago & North-Western R’y; during the months of March and April $30.00 from Chicago to Helena, Butte, Anaconda, Ogden and Salt Lake City; $30.50 Spokane; $33.00 Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Tacoma, Vancouver, Victoria and a large numbey of other points. Tourist Sleeping Cars daily to the Pacific coast. For maps and particulars apply to nearest ticket agent or address W. B. Kniskern, 22 Fifth avenue, Chicago, 111.

Chicago to St. Paul or Minneapolis foi double berth in Tourist sleeping cars of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway, each Tuesday and Friday during March and April, 1902, on train No. 1 leaving Chicago at 6:30 p. m. For further information apply to the nearest coupon ticket agent, or address F. A. Miller, General Passenger Agent, Chicago.

Wendell Philips’ Warning.

Wendell Philips once said that unless our next step in progress, as a nation, was in a spiritual direction, that boy was now living who would write the downfall of the American republic, as Gibhon wrote that of the Roman empire.

High Price for a ’Cello.

A reeprd price for a Stradivarius ’cello is reported from Berlin. It is stated that Piatti’s ’cello by Stradivarius has been bought for $20,000 by a banker, who is a grand-nephew of Mendelssohn.

EARLIEST RUSSIAN MILLET.

Will you be short of hay? If so, plant a plenty of this prodigally prolific millet. S to 8 Tons of Rich Hay Per Acre. Price 50 lbs. $1.90; 100 lbs. $3. Low freights. John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,Wis. W

A Wandering River.

During the last century the Chinese Yellow river changed its course twen-ty-two times. Its present mouth is 600 miles away from its mouth of 1800.

Sensible Housekeepers.

will have Defiance Starch, not alone because they get one-third more for the same money, but also because of superior quality.

No Money in Bicycles.

Of all the bicycle factories in Germany only six paid dividends last year. Fifteen large factories are on the point of going out ofbusiness.

Steamships Owned in England.

England owns 7,930 of the 14,077 steamers belonging to the twelve leading nations of Europe "and America. Representative Kimball has introduced a bill in the Massachusetts house to license cats. Those unlicensed are to be killed. ♦— Superior quality and extra quantity must win. This is why Defiance Starch is taking the place of all others. While gold digging in JDemerarra, a negro has unearthed a nugget weighing eighty-seven and a half ounces. - You may know a man’s principles by the things he has an Interest in.

$1.00

BEAT ESCALATOR HANDS DOWN.

Young Mau with a “Package" Outran Moving StaiM. On the “uptown” side of the elevated station at 23d street and 6th avenue, and on the south side of 23d street, there is a moving stairway, which by a tedious process conveys the tired shoppers from the street to the station above. Passengers from down town getting off at 23d street often forget about the stairway and walk to the south side of the station, only to find that the, steps move only one way. They then, walk over to the other side and down the fixed steps to the street. This was not the case with a young man who made the wrong turn the other day. He had taken perhaps one drink too many, and was being looked after by two of his friends. Discovering the mistake, the friends tried to pilot him over to the other side, but the young man, with a contemptuous look at the creeping 'steps, remarked: "I always did believe I could outrun that thing, and breaking away from his friends, says the New York Mail and Express, he bounded down two steps at a time and won the race hands down.

This is Simply Wonderful.

Champion 1 , Mich., March 17th, Mrs. A. Wellett, wife of a local photographer, has had a remarkable experience recently. Mrs. Weilett tells the story this way: “I could not sleep, my feet were cold, my limbs cramped. I had an awful hard pain across my back. I had to get up three or four times every night. 1 was very nervous and fearfully despondent, I had very little appetltie. “After I had suffered in this way for five years, 1 begun to use Dodd’s Kidney Pills. When I had taken a few pills you ought to have seen what came from my kidiieys. It looked like a spoiled egg only darker. "I kept on using Dodd’s Kidney Pills till I was cured. Now I can sleep well and do not have to get up in the night, I have no pain in my back or limbs and I feel better than I have for years.”

Hobson's Choice —That or None.

In the time of Charles I. one Hobson let horses to the students at Cam'bridge. He would'never break his ruleof letting the horses in strict rotation. Persons wanting a horse must take the one whose turn it was to go, or they could have. none. Hence the saying, “That or none/’

“Trymi” Is Reliable

and this item is valuable—worth 2yc to every sufferer from Constipation, Stomach, Liver or Nervous trouble who will cut it out and send with address to R. J. Sarasy & Co., Janesviile, Wis., for a package of Tryini Tablets free of charge. Results certain and guaranteed or money returned if not satisfied. Do not suffer when it is not necessary.

Cycling in the Mountains.

Ben Nevis, the hlg&est mountain ii Scotland, has been ascended by Dudley Grierson of Ixmdon on a motor bicycle weighing 200 pounds. After having ridden to an altitude /of 3,000 feet the cyclist was compelled to wheel the machine through the snowdrifts to the summit. You never hear any one complain about “Defiance Starch.” There is none to equal it in quality and quantity, 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now and save your money. There is no beautifier of complexion or form, or behavior, like the wish to scatter joy and not pain around us.— Emersop. The family doctor has more secrets told him, but the family dressmaker discovers just as many. Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest and best or money refunded. 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now. We are not inquiring for that boy now, but for one who will make that history impossible. The Paris municipal council will shortly be asked to name a street after Richard Wagner. Mrs. Austin’s Wheat Food pleases the whole family, from baby to grandfather. Makes a healthy, hearty breakfast that satisfies. When prosperity falls on the evil heart it but nourishes its weeds. Nothing is more friendly to a man than a friend in need. —Plautus.

"sk It is a fact that Salzer’s vegetable and flower JB _ Heeds are found in more gardens —cWfif MSraWffiF and on more farms than any oilier ln America. There is reason for thiamH p*S We own and operat e over 5000 acres for ■Kkjn the production of our choice seeds. In ■BO7 x-o» order to induce you to try them /ftfl ■C A we inAte the following uuprec- (yhO edented offer: B For 16 Confs Postpaid fit'** Br If/ kind* of rarest luscious radishes, vTjlwtl IK J 12 ■tasnlflcvnt earliest melons, kL 7 1® sorts clurions tomutors, /MWS ■ / \ 25 peerless lettuee varieties, JBrJfjl f 12 splendid licet sorts, L gorgeously beautiful flower seeds, 1 A in all 150 kinds positively furnishing H M bushels of charming flowers and Bl 1M * otß lot* of clioice vegetables, Al AB ■ ÜBS together with our great catalogue /JR Hl telling all About Teosinte and Pea Vu 1 |M Oat and Broinus and Bpeltz, onion M Be s d *t 60c. a pound, etc., all only RCvi * or 1 111 stamps. Write to-day. T/rn / \ Y\vN John a. salzer seed co.? WB - 8k Dollars ■ BUYS M DELIVERED, ■F An 800 Lb. r GOOD SCALE, On Wheel*. . PLATFORM 10X90 IN a Cml Sta.l pl-rota, mnf.ll/ ■a tamper..!, Acomit, durable, Anil ZutahtaL Ollw tin. ud SHWAGON SCALES hrelralm, tMma, U JONES V n vat. Tint rasass g BINGHAMTON, M. T. SOX «.

Hundreds of dealers say the extra quantity and superior quality of Defiance Starch is fast taking place of all other brands. Others say they cannot sell any other starch. Call another a fool and you are the fool; call yourself a fool and you begin to be wise. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are the brightest, fastest and easiest to use. Sold by druggists, 10c. per package. fled in starting a periodical devoted wholly to the scientific study of milk. Fl TSPtnnanently Cured. Bret, day’* ui<e of Dr. Kline’* Great Nerve Restorer. Scud for FREE 52.00 trial bottle and treatise. DB. R. H. Klink, Ltd..Wl Arch St,. 1 hiladelphla, Pa. But few good things come to the average man. He must go after them. I am sure Piso s Cure lor Consumption saved my life three years ago.—Mrs. Taos. Robbins Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y.. Feb. 17,1900. Envy always implies conscious inferiority wherever it resides. —Pliny.

Stops the Cough and Works Off the Cold

Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c. Success consists of doing what you can do and doing it well.

Rheumatism and Johnson's 6088

cannot agree. The former kills the latter every time.’ Try it. All druggists. With most men economy, instead of charity, begins at hqme. If you tire of Buckwheat, try Mrs. Austin’s famous Pancake Flour for a change made from the great food cereals. No man is free who is not master of himself. —Epictetus. Get a bottle of Hamlin’s Wizard Oil today; it saves trips to the doctor! It cures Headache and Toothache quickly. Genius is a superior aptitude to patience. —Buffon.

Two cannpt quarrel when one will not.

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AGENTS. WANTrn A ROOd m " n ,n th< * snd adjoining counnnniLU tlcsanGeunrei Agent for Photo Finnlly Records, other Flciurea, Portraits and Fraines. Beat paying things for agents. A beautiful 16x20 memorial aunt p. nd. for 2 Ao. Send for catalogue. 8. V. F. Cory Co., 41-U Jefferson St., Chicago. AGFMTfi Greatest telephone and office "'■■i "lujelalty ever patented. Thousands dally sold; territory allotted lira ugents; state and county rights for sale. Seud fide for sample and particulars. Mgrengo Specialty Qo,, Marsugo, 111. Gentlemanly Salesmen Wanted stock tn Bookkeepers’ Land and Cattle Co., small monthly payments; large profits; send for Illustrated booklet. C. MEBSKHVE, UP.A.Sec.. Emporia.Kan. WANTFO smi iAL AtiKNTfi kvkktwhkrc, men or wonnn i tu men: will not interfere with present rmBloyuient; great import unity to increase your Income. lon-Armstrong Co., 40 Dearborn St., Chicago, 111. LADIES make money easv selling Holdfast Hose Supporter. Big profits. Ea\v to sell. Large sales. Catalog free. Holdfast Garter Co., Ill) Western Ave.,Ch.cago. MISCELLANEOUS. Valuable 10c each. G. K. Hall, 2519 Penn. Ave., I‘ittsburg, Ba. YOUNG WOMAN Just camo into possession of *14,000 desires correspondence tVlth respeetab’a man who would appreciate good wife. Box 2538, Toronto, Can, SPRAY PUMPS prices and illu trated circulars d. scribing the best and cheapest SPRAY PUMP ever Invented. Easily sprays tallest trees or lowest vines. Our agents are now earnlngblg money. Territory free. 100 Worth fortune. Make you In,ww dependent. Home work. Little capital. Kn close stamp. A. Merrill Co., 2X. 45 St.,Brooklyn, N.Y. WANTEDP ra otiuOlliyus. OwsnMsMlssll ■<<>«•<lll wit -cu our * I Quito, so ssmvln. ..... Om. Bru<l o*l, 10s to holo Mr u . ASdm., rAUtkhStklN BWM.Y CO. ■ Ulig C«£ fri*. CHEAP RATES on Household Goods of Intending settlers to the aoove-named States. Map of California—FßEE. EMIGRATION, 38 Xkrkst Street, CHICAGO, ILL, SHEET Sent Postpaid to Any address. MUSIC 3 Piece*, Pull Size lor 23 cent*. yP.TP 7 Piece*. Pull Size for SO cent*. DATE Vocal dr instrumental. Write . for List. Manufacturer* & Publisher* Distributing Agency, P. 0. Drawer 168, Buffalo, N. Y. WRITE THK O. *. LKOLIK PUBLI9HIHQ CO. so r your Anthem, Sunday School, Day School, Singing School, Sacred Male Quartet, Memorial Books. Praise, Harvest, Thanksgiving, Temperance, Christmas, Easter Services. Childrens Day and Christmas Exercises. Everything la the line of music. 225 Dearborn St.. Chicago" ill.

JREtIL ESTATE. SouthirnMi® and Far in Mortga gea for Sale. Write for n*rtlgylaw to D. U. WELD, Windom, Minnesota. Th s Farm Ynn Want 80 »««••*- wen improved; I lllb rOl 111 lUU nolll KOf)( | building*; general farming, gardening ahd fruit*; handy market in largo city. M u*t *eil, Albert Baxter, R, K. 3, Musktgon, Mich. F*ES HOMES-GOVERNMENT LANDS! Thousand* of acres of rich farm lands remain upeu for settlement In the wheat-growing uectlon* of the Northwest aud Pacific Coast State*. Itareopportnnltie* totecure cheap koines, farm* and ranches. Tbs i estern Laud Gulue, a book tor the homeaeeker. ten* all about tno Public Landa, where they are located, HL rt ? tfh - t 5?!! l -.A n m d o'jtain title. Price AOc. Address L. B. HARVBY, Osawatomie, Kansas. CAD CAI E OUT THEY GO! North rUn UnLt* ll1 ’ B “ uth Dakota ln>- " J " , ’ proved and prairie lands. Fast becoming settled by good farmers. Have you FOR SALE IDEAU FARWI I Uli UHkfc 155ACRE5,54,000.00 Southeastern Kant**; {4O acre* under plow, 35 acre* meadow. 40 seres pasture. 10 acres timber, garden, etc. Five-rootn House, cistern, well and spring. 81,000.00 CASH, balance easy payments. H. B. BAHLER, Joliet, 111. ’""FARM oi RANCH? I can sell you Improved land at SlfttoSftff per acre, and wild land at 84 to 810 per acre in the land of No. 1 Hard Wheat.where Flaxtf ibid* 20bu.per acre, and stock lives out door* the year around. For further Information addres F. D. 'WOOD'WORTH, Hope, N. D. Money loaned; easy terms arranged. Flir Ralfl Frult Baneh, 3* Acres, Sonoma Co., Cal. > ui w**<wfiacreapeachea.re*t.exeept‘4acre*,a pie* and small fruit*. Modern, bard-finished house, barn, dryer, coating *3,500. Trice, Including all implements, stock, etc., 88,KOO. Liberal terms. For par tlculars address J. aOHRIDER. Sebastopol, Oallf, FflP Salp note FARM 1100 acre* in cultivation, * wi outs go Mre , pasture, residence, 28 ft. aquare, bain, crib, granary and wagon shed combined, poultry house, hog corrall, well, windmill, cistern and arranged; balance time. Prlca 84,000. C. N. MORRIS, Holdrege, Neb. Pct* dttafo California farm, 820 acre*, 14 ■ ww'w mile* from Sacramento. on It. R. Convenient top, 0., school* and churches, Flrst-cl*** Improvements. Cement cistern, 50,000 gallons, with O connections. Well piped for nil convenience*, lent grain or vineyard land; 2 acres in fruit. Price S3O.W nor acre. Liberal terms'arranged. Address B. I. BRANS. Elk Grove. California. FARM LANDS! “ ac , r £? ,n K ® ss ’’ th County, lowa. 125.00 per ?® r ®’ fi 2 •S£ cs ,n Kot| Buth County, lowa, well, unproved, 940 per acre. us 9 ulck for a deioriptlve list of 75 good pieces for a home or investment in Minnesota, North and South Dakota. Price from 84.00 an acre upward Also ask for man of Minnesota and lowa. It is free. VARLAND LAND CO., Glob* Bldg., ST. PAUL. MINN. FARMS! FARMS! FARMS! FARMS! ANYWHERE IN THE ‘ EVERGREEN STATE” OF WASHINGTON. On easy terms. Satisfaction guaranteed. Full information on application to FRBD. H. MERRITT, P. O. Cox EOE. TACOMA, WASH. I Will Furnish Mon2V. top “ te . nta 2 dp,:, " n<>t *»' !, ' , “’ ’ ui Ilion vs»cy n , >vontJon for an lnterm ln the same. Enterpriae, I. 0, Box 373, Hew York. OIL HAS BEEH STRUCK in the new Kintla Lake Oil Fields, just across the line from our property. Operations have begua on our lands, and we expect to strike oil before July, and for a very short time we will offer full paid, non assessable stock at IO Cents per Share. Writ* for full particulars and make remittances to *. u TEXAS OIL STOCKS MEMBKIiS Of THE HOUSTON Oil. ANJ> STOCK KXCHANQEi Note the heavy advanccs in many of the best stock*, while extensively ••boomed” stocks have little trade value ui home. Write for Information and daily of. llclal quotation circulars. References: Houston Banks, Merounttie Agencies; also important references in most largo cities. R. W. GAMBLE & CO.. Hou«ton. Tex,

Homeseekers’ Excursions California AND Great Southwest $33 from Chicago S3O from St. Louis $25 from Kansas City ?"• f*2" d^ ta ’S during March Los Angelou an<| other California points, also to Prescott. Pha> nix and other. Arizona points. One Fare plus $2 Round Trip March < and 18, April 1 and 15, May 6 and 80. From Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City tn Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Colorado, New Mex, ico, Arizona and California. Corresponding rates from East generally. Ask jour home agent. Through sleepers and chair ears Ur California over the Santa Fe the comfortable and quick way to go. Write for free illustrated land pamphlets. These Spring excursions will enable you t 4 personally inspect the ftany advantages offered homeseekers and Investors in the great South. y e8 A Bn< l c . ttli f orn,n - Particular attention is 15 T JSJ 1 d irrigated lands in Arkansas Vallej of Colorado, Pecos and Rio Grande valleys of New Mexico, Salt River Valley of Arizona and San Joaquin Valley of California. • Genefcd Passenger Office The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fa R’y System, -CHICAGO W, N. U. CHICAGO, NO. 12, Im" Whet Answering AdvertisementsMiadly Mention This Taper. — ll '*** 111 - i < z .4; Q Best <S friTi CTi, ■Ji