Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1901 — Page 7

THE COMMERCIAL STATE BANK. NORTH SIDE PUBLIC SQUARE. RENSSELAER, INDIANA. STATEMENT OF CONDITION at the close of its business, on the 30th day of October, 1901. RESOURCES. LIABILITIES. Loans and Discounts $162,066.53 Capital Stock Paid in 25,000.00 Overdrafts 570.00 Surplus Fund 3,000.00 U. S. Bonds 11,900.00 Undivided Profits 42.00 Due from Banks and Bankers 39,299.10 Discount, Exchange and Int. 4445.13 Banking House...., 5,585.00 Deposits 19M54 78 Cash 9,321.28 /- ~ T $228,741.91 $228,741.91 STATE OF V Jasper County, / SS- I, Emmet L. Hollingsworth, Cashier of the Commercial State Bank of Rensselaer, Indiana, do solemnly swear that the above statemert 1S £? e - r „ EMMET L. HOLLINGSWORTH. We respectfully call the attention of the PUBLIC to the foregoing statement as reported to the AUDITOR OF STATE. * We have money to loan on FARM and CITY PROPERTY and on Personal Security at reasonable rates and without delay. We pay interest on SAVINGS, self drafts on FOREIGN COUNTRIES, make investments on FIRST MORTGAGE SECURITY for our customers, rent safe deposit boxes for safe keeping of papers, and transact a GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS. We respectfully solicit a share of the public patronage, promising lair and courteous treatment to alh—Addison Parkinson, John M. Wasson, James T Randle, Geo. L. Murray, E. L. Hollingsworth, Directors. S per cent Farm Loans a specialty. RAY WOOP’S Five CKeur Bsrfc>er SKojb I The Largest and Finest ( In Jasper County. Go there for a Fine Smooth Shave and Fashionable . Hair Cut. Boot Black Stand in Connection ....

CTilniSitiTMai MDNON TIME TABLE NUMBER 3, (In Effect June 2, 1901.) , n ' NDttTB llOtfiu). | SOUTH HOUND. In a r “ S l 5 ,10 65 am £J 0i * 3 0.55 a m N 039 6 15pm •S° 3 ®’ 6<*2pm N 045 2 40 p ni t?*° 38 2:5/ p m *No3I 449 am w 9.55 a m except Sunday. tSunday only. IPIaK stop.

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CONDENSED STORIFS.

Witty Sayings of a Celebrated Irish Judge. In a trial for assault before Judge Morris, a celebrated Irish judge who died recently, an eloquent lawyer addressed the jury at great length to prove that his client had not battered the prosecutor. All during this speech Lord Morris was turning over the pages of a railway guide. At last the barrister sat down, declaring that he would not call any evidence. “Gentlemen of the jury,” said the judge, “I have computed that the young gentleman who has made the interesting and beautiful speech that we have all enjoyed was I§B miles away from the scene of this brutal assault when it was committed. He is the only witness for the defense. On the other hand, there is the man who was struck, the man who saw him struck and the constable who saw him hiding under his bed. It is for you to say whether a broken head or an outburst of eloquence is the better testimony to a matter of fact.” At another time, in a sanitary case, a lawyer once said, “I assume that your lordship is fully acquainted with the statutes and authorities.” “Assume nothing of the sort,” said the judge. “I yield to no man in my utter ignorance of sanitary law.” One of the most characteristic of Lord Morris’ sayings has yet to be related. There was son*? discussion on theological matters at a club in Dublin and one of the disputants was ironical over what he called the credulity of educated Catholics. He' admired it, he said, as something entirely beyond his own powers. Lord Morris broke in with his great brogue: “Ah, now, ve think yerself a line intelligence because ye can ■ only believe this and believe that. I’ll tell ye now, I’ll send out to the public house at the corner and for sixpence I’ll get ye a fellow that doesn’t believe the lalf of it.”

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FUNERAL REPRESENTATIVES.

Busy men have no time for, attending ordinary funerals; therefore it has now become the fad to send secretaries and office boys to pay the final tribute of respect to friendship. At a recent quiet funeral in this city a clerkly looking young man was stopped at the door by the servant, who demanded his business. “I am come to attend the final obsequies,” was the reply. “Friend of the family?” inquired the lackey. “Not personally, hut I represent Messrs. Blank & Thank, who are unable to he here.” lie was admitted. Some mutual acquaintances, talking about the funeral a few days later, expressed surprise that neither Blank nor Thank, both intiinate friends of the deceased, was present, and were still more surprised to learn that the firm’s office hoy did the honors by special appointment.—New York Press.

Origin of a Famous Phrase.

It was Judge Thomas M. Cooley of Michigan, instead of Grover Cleveland, who first gave utterance to the famous phrase, “A public office is a public trust.” Governor Durbin of Indiana is to blame’ for dispelling the illusion. In a speech recently he attributed the authorship of the saying to Judge .Cooley, and upon being called upon to give his authority he 6ent to Clerk Hopkins of the supreme court, who had no difficulty in finding the words in a copy of Cooley’s “Principles of Constitutional Law,” published in 1880, several years before the words were ' made famous by President Cleveland. There is, however, no claim that President Cleveland believed he was coining a phrase when he employed the words. He simply expressed an established truth.— Detroit Free Press.

Women Who Smoke.

A venerable woman calmly puffing away at an old clay pipe was one of ( the sights, now much less frequent than formerly, in the Carthage (Kan.) courthouse the other day. She had come in from some of the backwoods corners of Jasper county, where there are others of her kind. “From Tennessee? Why, sartinly,” she replied to the local interviewer’s query, “and from South Ca’liny to Tennessee when a little girl. You see, us girls learned to smoke the tobacco we raised, and the boys they chawed it, and there wasn’t no objections from the old folks. When we come out to Missouri, along afore the war, our pipes come too. Yes; I reckon I ain’t the only old lady in Jasper county what smokes a pipe.”

Aluminium Nails.

After many unsuccessful experiments and trials an alloy of aluminium has been made with which nails, staples and tacks can he made to compete with copper. Among other advantages claimed for the new material is that it is not affected by the weather and will not deteriorate, as in laying roofs, lining tanks, etc. As the alloy is noncorrosive and nonpoisonous the new nails ousrht to find favor among makers of refrigerators and other articles used for food storage. When the difference in point of number and weight is taken into consideration, it is seen that aluminium nails are about 4 cents a pound cheaper than copper nails. It is not intended to put them in competition with ordinary steel nails.—Hardware.

Russia Suspicious of Visitors.

It would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a foreigner to enter Russia these days without a passport, says a St. Petersburg correspondent. The system is getting more and more rigid instead of being relaxed. After making a good deal of official fuss on your entering the country — carefully scrutinizing the passport, copying it and taking it from you from time to time—they make the same fuss on your leaving. They keep harassing you during your stay with questions as to when you intend leaving. They give you the idea that your presence among them is a matter of much concern to them and that it will he a great relief to them when you are gone. /

Unlucky Names.

Juliet’s “What in a name?” might be asked regarding the vessels of the British navy which have borne the names of reptiles. It is said that four Vipers have been wrecked, the last of the name but recently, and a Cobra, still more lately, has broken in two and gone to the bottom with officers and men. Also four Serpents, three Lizards, two Snakes, one Alligator, one Crocodile, one Rattlesnake, one Basilisk and two Dragons, which are not reptiles, have at various times met with disaster. British tars, it is said, have a superstitious feeling of dislike against sailing in vessels hearing such names. Lucky or unlucky, the names are needlessly disagreeable.

He Who Would Thrive Must Either Hold or Drive.

That would do in the olden times but now he must both hold and drive. Men everywhere are driving and climbing for dear life (or gold). It is this being everlastingly at it that shortens men’s lives. Every nervo is put on the stretch and sooner or later the system begins to give out. The stomach isofthe greatest possible import uuce 111 sustaining life and vigor, and is liable to be the first to give out The work performed by the bowels is no less un jnirtant. The overstrain caused by rush and worry of lile soon results in indigestion, dyspepsia, constipation, liver and kldliev tumbles Fiend-

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Saye He Was Tortured.

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WINTER TOURIST TICKETS NOW ON SALE VIA LOUISVILLE 4 NASHVILLE R. R. TO FLORIDA AND Gulf Coast Points. Finest Dining Car Service In the South. Write for folders, descriptive matter, etc., to C. L. STONE, General Pass. Agent, 1 Jny- Louisville, Ky.

The New Factory For Rensselaer Will probably soon be here. We have a little factory here at present on the banks of the Iro (|uis, where they do up your SHIRTS, COLLARS ani> CUFFS, And we solicit your patronage. Our Phone No. is 239. Ring us up and our wagon will call and deliver your laundry at any time. All work guaranteed. GIVK US ATRIAL. We are a Rensselaer institution and employ Rensselaer people to do our work. Rensselaer Steam Laundry, F. C. LAGEN, Prop.

TRUSTEES’ NO,TICES. Marlon Township. 1 will devote Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday of each week to necessary country work. Will be In my office In room 4. Odd Fellows’ building. In Rensselaer. on Friday for poor work, and on Saturday >1 or general office work, with the exception of the first Saturday of each month during the school term, which will Ire devoted exclusively to township Institute work. O. M. BLUE, 1 Sept. 01. Trustee Marlon Tp. Hanging Grove Township. Joseph tewart. Trustee of Hanging Grove Township, gives notice that he will he at his residence in said township on Friday of each week, for the purpose of transacting township business, and business relating to maxing com thcls or paying claims will ire done ou such designated dav. JOSRPII STKWAHT. , 12 Sept.. 01 Trustue.

PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW. Moses Leopold,' Attorney at Law, Abstracting and Insurance. OWes over Pills A Murray's. RENSSELAER, INDIANA. Wm, B. Austin, Lawyer and Investment Broker. A’ITOUNKY roil Tint b-.N.A.A U.Ky. and Kknshkj.akh W.L.A I'.Oo lar~Otttee over Chicago bargain Store, RICNHHKI.AKK. INDIANA. Mordecal F. Chllcote, William 11. Parklson Notary Public. Notary Public. Chilcote & Parkison, ATTORNEYS-AT-LA W. Law. Real Estate, Insurance. Abstracts and Loans. Attorneys for the Chicago. Indianapolis A Louisville ttallway 00. Will practice In all of the courts. Office over aji niter's bunk. oll Washingtonst... KBNBBKLARK. I Nil.

It. F. FERGUSON. .1. R, WILSON. Ferguson & Wilson, Attorneys at Law. Koal Estate, Insurance, Abstracts and Loans on both Personal and lteal Estate Beeurlty. Are making a complete set of übslract books. West Hide of Public Square, In llolllugsworlb block. HISNSSUt, IKII, * * INDIANA. I<rank toll/.. Obarles Splt.ler Marry it. Ivurrlo. Foltz, Spitler & Kurric(Huccessors lo Thompson A llro.) Law, Real Estate, Insurance, Abstracts and Loans. Only Ht'l.of Ab*tract Hooks In tin* Oounty Rensselaer, Indiana. HANLEY & HUNT. Law, Abstracts, Loans and Ileal Estate. Office over Kills & Murray’s. MEAT MARKET WMmV -- Moody & Roth, Successors to (UtRVIHTON llltOH. Uknssmi.akii. I Mi Hhopllrst door east of Odd Kellow building. avery thing fresh iinu clean. Fiosliattd salt meats, bologna, etc. Please give us a call and we will guarantee to give you sails faction, None but good cattle killed. Ite member 111 ■ place. Illgbest marked price paid for bides and tallow.

B,c'3HBDHiMHHXEQR£JK. uA. fit. SMITH PREMIER IPERISHABLE POSITION Tnquestioned superior merit ' annually adds thousands g n antes to the long list of I nith Premier users, repre- I nting every line of trade and 1 ery profession. It is held in I sting regard at home and I abroad. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE FREE. The Smith Premier Typewriter Co. 9 116 Clark St., Chicago, 111. WHEN IN CHICAGO YOU MUST EAT, AND THE BEST PLACE IS THE BURCKY & MILAN “RESTAURANT, 154, 156, 158 and 160 South Clark Street, Chicago. EXTRACT FROM BILL OF FARE. Dinner. baked Whitefish 15 Roast Mutton.. ,15 Mutton Pot Pie.. 15 Ladies’ and Boiled Trout.... 15 Roast Pork 15 Veaj Pot F.e. .. .15 „.. Gentlemen alt Mackeral. . .15 Roast Veal. .. 15 Pork and Beans. 15 kndlegs vaneTonet Rooms Dried Perch.,.. S Boiled Ham..... f Soup 5 Wholesome’ with Hot and Roast Heel 15 Beef longue... 15 Pudding 5 property and'oihm cr Breakfast and Supper. cooked, at conveniences. Small Steak ....15 Pork Chops. ... 15 Whitefish 15 Seating capac- Veal Cutlet 15 Breakfast Bdcon. 15 Fried Perch.... 15 f™e* .Ferity 700. Mutton Chops.. 15 Salt Pork, Boiled 15 Salt Mackeral..-. 15 ect service. Bioiled 11am. ... 15 Fried Sausage. .15 Fried Eggs IS _____ _____ Lever and Bacon 15 Lake Trout ;.. .15 Scrambled Eggs. 15 CHICAGO HOTEL IN COINECTION. ROOMS 50c. 79c mil SI.OO PER DAI.

Arc you Goinq ( If so bear in mind that ) we do a general contracting to Build? i business, and keep constantly on hand a full line of Lime, Hair, Brick, and Cement, anu make a specialty of Cement Walks, Cisterns, etc. Estimates furnished for any kind of buildings, jf you want a home of your own and pay for it in monthly installments instead of paying n n J' Co Z, in us ' * RUSH 4 WARREN. • Office with Irwin & Irwin, 4 D I i j a Phone 140 / Rensselaer, Ind. f _.. _ „ , _ ’ Odd Fellows’ Building.

REAL ESTATE, LOANS, BTO. .1. F. Ikwin. 8. (J. Irwin IRWIN & IRWIN, Successors to Warren A Irwin, Real Estate,, Abstracts and Collections, Farm Loans and Fire Insurance. « Office Odd Fellows Building. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. DR E. C. ENGLISH, Physician - and - Surgeon, Office over P. O. ’Pit, ueH )m, ’° I ‘" r - Koimaolaer tod I Residence tilt. M*'"’ both night and day calls wilt be given prompt attention. Du. S. C. Johnson Physician and Surgeon, Office and UuHldence over Porter A Yeoman’a. ’Phone 206 RENSSELAER, - - INDIANA. I- B. & 1. m 7 WASHBURN. ~ Physicians & Surgeons, Ur. 1 It Washburn will give special attention to I Uncases of the Kye. Ear, Nose. Throat and Uhronlc Diseases, lie also tests eyes for glasses, Office up-stairs, over Kills A Murray’s store. Telephone No. 4ft. BANKING. Alfred MeUoy, Pres T. J. McCoy .Cash. A. It. Hopkins. AsslstantOashler. A. McCOY’s & CO’S BANK Rensselaer, Ind. The Oldest Bank in Jasper Oounty. KMT A It I. IN H Kit IK 1N.14. r-aiisacts a general banking business, buys notes mill loans money on long or short, time on personal or real estate security E a |r and ll.torn I troatmont Is promised to all. Interest paid on time deposits. Foreign ex change bought and sold. Your patronage Issolicited. 1 atrons having valuable papers may deposit them for safe keeping. COMMERCIAL STATE BANK. See card In another column. DENTIST. 11. 1.. Brown, l> l> S Mofrt KUUuuh, Vroum and Hrldyt Work. Teeth Wlt It out Plate* a Suer. tatty. Ohs or vltlllzod air administered for the painless extraction of teeth, Give me a trial. Officeover Meyer’s Drug Hlore.