Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 December 1901 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

When you don’t know what to say It is best to say so. The wise man always carries an um - brella instead of a corkscrew. If you pay down today you won’t bs asked to pay up tomorrow. The polite man is always sure of his standing In a crowded car. “Fut Yourself in His Place” Is the offlceseeker’s favorite novel. The amateur hunter may not Injure the birds but he makes them soar. The fee advanced to the matrimonial agent is money paid in to court. Calling it a landscape doesn’t Improve the appearance of the back yard. When a woman has credit she always buys a lot of fool things she doesn’t need. —Chicago Dally News.