Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 December 1901 — WITH THE HUMORIST. [ARTICLE]

WITH THE HUMORIST.

“How are you getting along with that scheme of yours for a procession of the unemployed to march to the city hall and demand work?” “It’s going, to be a Azzle. The blamed chumps all send me word they’re too busy and can’t get away.”— Chicago Tribune. “She has a lath-like Agure.” “Yes, and a plaster complexion."— Chicago Record. Larry—Ye say after th’ foight at Finnigan’s ye saw miny new faces? Denny—Yis; th’ faces thot were tan an’ red.before th’_ scrap were black an' blue.—Chicago Daily News. “Some people,” said the boy with the dirty face, “never thank ye, no matter what ye do fur ’em. A feller put a bent pin on the teacher’s chair th’ other day, an’ when the teacher was about to set down I pulled the chair out from under him to save him frum the pin. An’, by George, he licked me for it!” —Chicago Tribune.