Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1901 — Barber In Reckless Mood. [ARTICLE]

Barber In Reckless Mood.

A Droltwich barber was Just finishing lathering a customer and was talking volubly, as usual. "Yes, sir," he said, “there’s h° carelessness allowed by our employer. Every time we cut a customer’s face we are fined sixpence, and if we make an ugly gash it costs us a shilling.’’ Then, picking up and brandishing his razor, he added: “But I don’t care a rap today. I’ve just won a sovereign.”—London Answers. AGENTS WANTED—Murat Halstead's creates book. “Life of Win. McKinley, the Martyr President,’ ail about his life; complete and only official history of the life of McKinley's career as President; over 500 papes; large octavo book; written by official historian to the department and private secretary when Governor of Ohio; years In preparation; will contain full account of the funeral; all about anarcbv; largest and ouly authentic book; agenta can make from $lO to $35 per day; most liberal terms guaranteed; price only $1.50; sells at sight; freight paid; handsome outfit free. Bend lOcie. In stamps to pay postage. Educational Union, $34 Dearborn-st., Chicago.