Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 August 1901 — Page 4

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Now some idiot is booming Schley for the Presidency. This is the worst blow he has had since Senator Wellington sp warmly espoused his cause. I don’t like the word “shrinking” applied to a woman; it always reminds me of a flannel shirt that goes into the wash too big, and comes out too little. Now, Coin Harvey says it was all due to Jones’ management. Wrong! It was due to the fact that Bryan was one candidate and McKinley the other. A Siberian mammoth which has been dead for 50,000 years has been found with undigested food still in its stomach. This breaks the record for indigestion. Now that Mr. Bryan is referred to merely as “a disturbing factor” in the situation, it is about time that he and Grover should get together on a “midunderstood” platform. At any rate, J. Pierpont Morgan didn’t say’or do anything abroad to make his country ashamed of him and that’s more than we can say of all Americans who cross the Atlantic. For a man who criticized American newspaperdom so severelj’ as he did, Editor Harmsworth has reached the limit for servility in copying the worst phases of yellow journalism, too. Pullman porters are discussing a scale of tips to be posted in their cars, so that they may make a living. As an alternative, how would it do to apply to tne Pullman Car company for an increase of wages. The Germans are practical folks and are not likely to esteem General Waldersee’s conduct of the Chinese campaign as reflecting much honor on, or bringing much profit to, the Fatherland. Secretary Alger is going to reminisce about the Spanish war. Can’t he wait until we get the Schley business off our hands? The exhumation of the embalmed beef question would be a little too high for this time of year. True, the air ship has been proved more dangerous than the automible. But, nevertheless, it is not likely to meet with general acceptation until some way is devised of making it more destructive to the innocent pedestrian. Despite the great outcry China made about its inability to pay indemnity it seems to have found no difficulty in securing a million or so with which to build a legation building in Washington that will be bigger and finer than anything in the city.

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They that take the sword, says the Psalmist, shall perish by* the sword. Bnt they who live in the same country where a strike is going on should not be ruined by pne side or the other to the quarrel. Isn’t it about time that the public should stop this sort of thing? Pretty boon Shaffer will take his place with Debs, Irons, and the rest of the long roll of those who have led labor unions to ruin through their own personal inordinate ambition. After a much longer time, labor organizations will learn not to entrust their interests to flighty individuals whose only recommendation is a facile tongue. But it will be a long time before then. Now it is proposed to import hand some butterflies from abroad with which to beautify our city parks. We object! The lovliest butterfly will sooner or later be followed by a lot of caterpillars and goodness knows we have enough of those without import|pg more. The man who brought the gypsy moth, or butterfly, into Massachusetts is still Oosting that state thousands of dollars a year in the attempt to undo the damage his heedlessness has wrought.

Arrow Shots.

I shot an arrow Into the air. It fell to the earth; I know not where. —Longfellow. It is not the people with the most brain that wear colored shoe strings in their shoes. No matter how ill fitting a suit is, if it is the college style, a college boy likes to strut around in it. How much idle, foolish talk there is. Do you talk it? Nobody* cares what promises he makes to a liar. ou can always attract a woman’s attention with a new cook book. Lots of men are all right, only they stopped learning too long ago. Isa woman has no other reason to make you move when you are seated reading, she chases the fli«s. •w. -w. It is all right to take the last banana off a fiuit dish, because nobody else wants it anyway. The best ice cream is always towaid the bottom of the freezer. If you take out your watch and the rest of the crowd’s watcnes agree, you will hear no protest, but if they do not, then everybody will question your watch’s accuracy. After a man gets to be thirty, there is always something about him that fixing How do you like to have people tell you that the county papers aro all the same, anyway? Dentists’ shops are always on the second floor, presumably so passersby cannot see into your mouth. There are always people who never spend a cent, yet are always kicking about the high price of everything. Some days a fellow could easily waste every bit of his time listening to fool stories. A dentist always says it will not hurt, yet it al way a does. Sometimes a livery driver uses a lap robe not so much for the looks of it as he does to conceal the fact that he changed coats, but did not change trousers.

People Who scarcely have a deefeht shirt to their back make a bluff and call It going to a “house party.” When folks begin to laugh at the big stories a man tells, he might just as well quit telling them. If a person has once been a preacher he never loses the reputation. ■u People who have no children make much ado over dogs. < Lots of people’s stories are laughed at by some people, bm when they are laughed at by everybody, then It is time to quit. If a man is once fixed up in a patent right deal, folks never forget it. We are inclined to magnify the things we do. A man who goes to a picnic and comes home good natured is entitled to be called a Christian.

Not Like Other Circuses.

The Great Wallace Shpw, which will exhibit here at an early date, is unlike other shows in many respects. People who absent themselves from the Wallace Show be cause they have seen some other circus are using very poor discretion. The fact that all books are books does not make the books alike. The fact that all cars are cars does not make all cars alike. Some are so much superior to others that they are not similar except perchance in shape. So it is with the Great Wallace Show. It gives an exhibition under a canvas, but that is about the limit of its similarity to other shows.” Its superb equipment, its “finest horses on earth,” and its concert bands of best musicians, its waterproof canvas, its rich harness and trappings, its score of original cjowns, and its hundred of the highest salaried performers to be found, all go to make up a magnificent show that places the Wallace Circus in a class entirely by itself. Every year thousands of people attend the Wallace Shows who do not patronize others. This in accordance with the well founded conviction that the Great Wallace Show is well worth | seeing because of the host of novelties seen with it that are not to te found elsewhere. By appearance of the street parade which is so much richer, costlier and more gorgeous than any other of like character, the truth of the assertion that the Great Wallace Show is different from others is impressed upon the public. After a visit to the Million Dollar Menagerie, and after witnessing a great performance by all star performers and well trained animals, the public in each community visitedby this show has nothing but unstinted praise for the Wallace Show since it exhibits all it advertises, and fulfills every promise. This latter fact alone is sufficient to put the Wallace Circus in a class by itself. The Great Wallace Shows will ex hibit one day only, afternoon and night, at Rensselaer, on Tuesday, August 27.

Chicago Markets.

As one would expect of a newspaper combining the facilities of The Chicago Record and The Chicago Times-Herald, The Chicago Rpc-ORd-HERALD covers the markets and financial and commercial intelligence generally on a sca'e of exceptional fullness, covering two entire pages of each issue. The quotations on live stock, grain and provisions, stocks and bonds, and in fact, every commercial and financial market in which the people of the Northwest are interested, are thoroughly complete and satisfactory. Examine the market pages of any issue and see for yourself. Warden Nafus has been hot on the trail of fellows who have been after the birds before the “law is out.” He tells an amusing incident of a case that came up in Jasper county for prosecution. The witness was asked by the prosecuting attorney in what county the prairie chickens were shot. He replied, “in Newton county,” thus depriving the court of jurisdiction ano releasing the defendant. He should have been tried where the offense was committed —Lowell Souvenir.

Hunters Permits.

In answer to numerous inquiries we state that those wanting hunters’ permits may secure the same free of charge by applying to Z. T. Sweeny, Columbus, Indiana.

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Ben Hur at the Illinois.

Klaw & Erlanger’s stupendous production of Gen. Lew Waliace’a “Ben Hur” will receive its first Western representation at the opening of the second season of the new Illinois Theatre, Chicago, on Monday evening, September 2nd. In all features this great production in its powerfully impressive story, in its beautiful music, and in its massive and magnificent scenic equipment, is the greatest stage spectacle that has ever been witnessed either in this country or abroad.-’ The audiences are transported back two thousand years into the realms of beauty and glory.

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Wonderful scenes of Palestine in the days of the child Christ, stern and severe, fade away iirto more brilliant pictures of the granduer ‘of Rome. Spectacles of martial pomp are sue needed by pictures full of poetry rnd infinite daintiness. The Klaw and Erlanger “Ben Hui” production will come to Chicago from New York direct Several trains will be req ired to transport the organization, its scenic equipment, i.s vast machinery used in the representat on of the chariot race, its sixteen horses and its three camels. A corps of stage carpenters have been at work for several weeks making the necessary and extensive alterations behind the footlights for the presentation of this vast performance. When it is considered that the chariot race alone requires more than forty tons of ma chinery a panorama of 2006 feet of painted canvas thirty-five feet high which is whirled across the stage in

the space of one minute and 16 sec onds, it can be easily comprehended that none but the most modern theatres can present this great play. There.will be twelve horses racing in full view of the audience during the famous chariot race. The incident of smashing of Messala’s wheel by Ben Her’s superior horsemanship, the clouds of dust, clatter of hoofs, the roar of the multitude, the cries of the excited contesting drivers makes a stage spectacle such as has never before been witnessed. There will 1 e 350 people on the stage in the princi pal scenes of “Ben Hur,” including fifty children.

The drama holds to the original story as closely as stage requirements will permit. The book-reader will experience the delight of seeing all the characters followed with untiring interest in the story translated to the more realistic atmosphere of dramatic portrayal presented in an environment which most truthfully mirrors the period and locale of which it treats. The sale of seats for the first three weeks of this limited engagement will open at the Illinois Theatre, Chicago, Thursday, August 29, and the management announce that out-of-town patrons may secure admission and coupons by mail, if orders are accompanied by money order or check.

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