Rensselaer Journal, Volume 11, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 July 1901 — He Would Have to Be. [ARTICLE]

He Would Have to Be.

Eddie —Do you know what I’d do if I was awfully, awfully rich? Maudle—No. What? Eddie—l’d go an rent an automobile fer half a nqur an take you ridinl— Chicago Times-Herald.