Rensselaer Journal, Volume 10, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 May 1901 — Wouldn’t Be Necessary. [ARTICLE]

Wouldn’t Be Necessary.

Teacher —Now, Tommy, suppose you had two apples, and you gave another boy his choice of them, you would tell him to take the bigger one, wouldn’t you? Tommy—No, mum. Teacher— Why? Tommy—’Cos ’twouldn’t be necessary.—Tit-Bits. «