Rensselaer Journal, Volume 10, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 May 1901 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Cuteness in a child develops into downright impudence as the years roll by. Love that has nothing but beauty to keep it healthy is apt to have ague fits. Lets of people spoil their memory by overloading it with facts that are not in their line. A gruff old bachelor always looks under the head of marriage notices for news of the weak. Courtship was probably Invented by some man who wanted to find out what some woman thought of him without asking her. It is universally conceded that a man has a perfect right to steal an umbrella or a kiss whenever he has an opportunity.—Chicago Daily News.