Rensselaer Journal, Volume 10, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 April 1901 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

All the stranded actor wants Is a show. Curiosity has a peculiar way of getting the better of discretion. He who rules with a rod of iron should select a malleable one. The dog who chases his tail tries his best to make both ends meet. The man whose mind is not made up should never air his opinions in public. A bachelor always feels sorry for a pretty girl who marries some other man. J When a man of mature years acquires the cigarette habit it is easy to see his finish. Possibly the world may owe every man a living, but it has too many preferred creditors. Noah was evidently in the pickling business—at least he filled the ark with preserved pairs.—Chicago Daily News.