Rensselaer Journal, Volume 10, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 February 1901 — Page 6

SOME VAGARIES OE THE DAY

GLIMPSES OF CITY LIFE

Mr. and Mrs. Wood have been marvied only a few weeks and consequent-

ly Mrs. Wood was " V '*'T7r& decidedly ruffled at 11 11 11 H the note 1119 me ’" 11 1 1 jy | sender boy brought j I [fi I her about 2 o’clock I ) M ■ In the afternoon. \Z uIkT It was from her fl'/SpU,. ' JUBband , a nd it ran: ][F J “Caroline: A m bringing Mr. Boyce home, to dinner tonight. Get a ehloken. Henry.” She bought the chicken, but her tears besprinkled the clammy foul as she pr pared it for the oven. Six weeks married and he could write a horrid note like that! He ordered her to do things, did he? When their dinner guest departed the storm burst. The unfortunate Mr. Wood explained that when he dashed off his message to her he had about sixteen seconds to dp it In, three men were waiting Impatiently to see him and stocks were at the moment going down. AU of which to Mrs. Wood had about as much bearing on the case as though he had tried to excuse his abruptness by stating that there had been a volcanic eruption in Mars. Her feelings were decidedly hurt. He could not care for her else he would have been kinder. It was next week when Mr. Wood discovered he had carried downtown the key to the basement and he • remembered a load of coal was coming that afternoon. He put the key in an envelope and with it this epistle: “My Own Darling ' Little Wlfle: Here’s that blamed key I forgot. With love and a million kisses, your adoring husband, Harry.” Bhe wouldn’t speak to him when he came home that night. He says some women are awfully hard to suit.

“I had the queerest dream the other night,” said the girl who was making

a round of calls. “I thought I was about to take a steamer somewhere across the lake and that Tom Silsbee was going along. The boat didn’t come and finally Tom said: ‘Oh, pshaw, let’s walk out and meet it!’ I said, ‘All right,’ just as though he had asked me to dance the next twostep with him, and we started. The lake seemed not exactly frozen, but kind of rough and snowy, and we

walked on miles. Finally we came to a huge mountain of what looked for all the world like a meringue. It was not smooth, but all bulges and holes and little peaks and looked bo fragile that I knew If we stepped on it we would break through. But Tom said it was all right, so we began to climb it. We were still looking for the boat all this time. Tom insisted we should find it on top the meringue and it seemed quite likely to me, so I clambered up with good grace. But when we got to the very top Tom broke through. As he disappeared I shrieked, 'What on earth are you doing?’ indignantly, and he answered —he was falling very slowly—'it’s shorter going this way. Besides, my last bowling ■core was only 191.’ "That seemed to satisfy me, so I ■at down on the flattest peak of the meringue and began to polish up kitchen knives. And just as the meringue suddenly melted away I woke up.; I wish I knew where I was going

RATHER HARD ON THE SINGER.

When Mme. Emma Eames, the famous opera singer, was making a western tour recently she consented to sing at a church festival in aid of the cathedral of a certain prominent city. The church authorities decided to charge an admission fee to the cathedral to all who wished to hear the great singer. Most people paid willingly, but one person demanded admission on the ground that he should not be charged for going into a public place of worship. "Do you mean to tell me/’ he argued with the doorkeeper, “that I shall require a ticket to enter the kingdom of heaven?” “Well, no,” explained the ticket seller suavely, "but then you won’t hear Mme. Eames in heaven.” Then when the enormity of his remark dawned upon him the ticket Miler turned and Aed.

Old Clubs of Chicago.

Lacy Monroe, in Lippincott’s: Chisago is responsible also for the Forty Club, the One Hundred and One Club, and the Two Million Club, though why these particular figures should have a toaeinatlan, is not quite dear. The

when I started out in the first place.” “H’m!” said her hostess, tartly. “You were on the road to Kankakee, so far as I can make out!” Henrietta recently bought a massage roller to use on her face. She hasn’t any wrinkles, but she is afraid she may have, and decided to begin the fight for beauty in time. The roller had little rubber wheels and reminded her of an old-fashioned fluting iron, but the accompanying Instructions said If it were used with a firm and gentle pressure it would restore the bloom of youth to a mummy, so she knew it must be all right. The first time she used it she left furrows a quarter of an inch deep in her cheeks and people inquired where she was when the wagon rolled over her face. She thought one eye was gone the next time she essayed to handle the machine, for it slipped and did a little excavating act. She 'bruised her nose after that and then she read the instructions again. “This dainty toilet

accessory,” said the circular, “should be on every dressing table.” Henrietta thought that advice and put hers there, where it stayed Uudisturbed. She came home the other afternoon and found her younger brother using it to “squeegee” photographic prints into his camera book. “This is a funny sort of photo roller,” he remarked, “but I’ve lost mine, and I guess I can make yours do.” Henrietta says she is rejoiced to find out what the complexion roller is really good for.—Chicago News.

How Hattie was not Humbled

“Awntie” was a peach. She was the sort of person to make some poor modern Caudle lie awake nights for fear he’d dream about her. She was tall big-boned, with jaws like a steel trap and a manner to match which fortynine years of existence has not. softened. “Awntie” never approved of her brother John’s marriage. She never approved of his children, nor of the marriages of his children, so when Hattie, the niece, with the snapping black eyes and the ready tongue that was always primed for “awntie, ’’ made bold to marry well and to live happily with her good-looking husband "awntie” decided that the last straw of impertinence had been laid upon her devoted back by “John’s ungrateful tribe” and she determined straightway to humble the black-eyed Hattie if it took her a lifetime to do it. • * ♦ It is several years since “awntie” vowed to humble her niece. In fact, Hattie had forgotten all about it until her father’s second marriage a short time ago revived the recollection. Of this marriage “awntie” quite approved and came on to Chicago to visit John and his new wife and to tell them just how pleased she was. On the other hand, Hattie, loyal to traditions, evinced only a courteous interest in

her stepmother. However, she loved her father and sought to make his new wife welcome by giving a little card party in her honor. She brought out her finest napery and china and spent much cash and originality on favors and et ceteras. Everything possible was done to please her father’s bride and Hattie’s good intentions were heartily seconded by her husband. Just at this point is where “awntie” wheels her batteries into action. She came down to John’s breakfast table

first is more or less bohemian, the second tries to be, and the third is frankly and grossly material, with no object in life except the diverting one of increasing the population of the city to the number indicated 'by the name of the society. And yet there are people who think that clubs are not useful. There was another numerical chib also, a Thirteen Club, which was built to defy the ancient superstition. Its members were only admitted in batches of thirteen, warranted not to kill. In Chicago also there was once a club called the Midway, designed purely for social diversion. But the most whimsical of all clubs, the most desperately foolish, the most beguiling and impossible, was the Whitechapel Club, which once made Chicago its footstool. It was organized in rather a haphazard way by a gay band of young reporters, who dined together now and then in an obscure chophouse, where they had a way of taking forcible possession. Their dinners grew more and more frugal as the week progressed, -but they made up for it with great splendor on pay day. Marble is said to exist in twenty-four of our states.

one morning holding Hattie’s dainty

invitation between her thumb and forefinger as if it were germ-ridden. The new wife, having just received her own, made some happy comment to which John agreed. Then the stor m broke. “Awn tie” said John’s self-respect ought to prevent his acceptance of any Invitation from his reb ell io us daughter, to say nothing of the deference due his wife. John only smiled and guessed he’d

go. He liked cards, he said, and he’d just like to see if Hattie bad grown rusty at baccarat • • “Awntle” knew John to be a man of large decision and few words, so she set about mining the channel In secret. She got up a counter attraction in the shape of a card party at John’s house for the same night and sent out invitations. “That,” she mused, “will spike Hattie’s guns.” Then she told John and his new wife to make no engagements for that evening, as they were needed at home —and she went into details. John listened, but made no comment. The eventful night arrived and John and his wife dressed with especial care. So, too, did “awntie.” By and by a cab stopped at the door and “awntie” hurried into the drawing room to greet the expected guests. After a brief delay she heard John call out to the maid: “Tell him to wait.” Then John came down with his wife and her wraps and got into the cab and went away to Hattie’s and had the time of his life blessing heaven that he had a daughter who was a bit different from his sister. “Awntie” waited in chagrin the entire evening, but no guests came, which was strange, she thought. At midnight her spitefulness got the better of her

judgment and she went out and told the cook to throw out every scrap of supper they had prepared for the guests. But, John and his wife returning just at this moment, the order was countermanded.

When “awntie” regained her breath she asked “Why?” “Because we may need some of it tomorrow night,” said John. “You see,” he said, “wife and I trailed your invitations for tonight with others which set the date just one evening later. We will entertain our friends tomorrow night.” Whereupon "awntie” flounced out of the room and took train 6 for home the next morning. Hattie and humility are still as two ships that have passed in the night.

WOMEN IN CHINA

All women are not degraded in China. Witness the Dowager Empress, who rose, by the force of her own will, from the position of a slave to that of ruler over the most populous nation on the globe. Notwithstanding the prejudice against the sex among the Mongols women occasionally break through the barriers and achieve distinction. In Shanghai, the metropolis of the most coveted section of that vast empire, is a temple erected in honor of Huang, a woman deified for her great service to her people, and Chinese men do not disdain to worship before her image.

A DOG’S FIDELITY

A pathetic story illustrative of the faithfulness which seems to be a predominant s trait of the canine race is related in the London Express. At the Southampton docks, it says, there waits and has waited for nearly a year, a terrier dog; out on the veldt, under a rough-hewn cross, lies the ■body of his master, who has gone to answer his “last roll call.” But the dog still waits, and meets every incoming transport with an eagerness pathetic in its intensity. It mingles with the landing troops, yearningly searching for its dead master, and when its quest results in the usual failure it disappears as mysteriously as it came.

Mad Coyote Runs Amuck.

A coyote ran amuck through the streets of Deming, Tex., the other day and bit dogs coming and going. Persons who saw him scid that he was ffothing at the mouth and his eyes shone like balls of fire. It is supposed that the coyote had hydrophobia. He escaped.

BIGAMY COMMON.

Conflict Between Church and State Prevents Its Punishment. Rome Letter to Pall Mall Gazette: For many years the conflict between church and state has rendered bigamy in Italy not only possible, but also easy and not punishable by law. As the marriage laws now stand only the civil ceremony is legal, but, as the church up to the present time has refused to recognize this law the priest has daily performed the marriage service and given the blessing of the church without the civil ceremony. The consequence is that a man so inclined marries one wife at the city hall and another before the priest. Such a state of affairs is so gross a scandal that many projects have been brought before the religious compulsory, with a heavy punishment to any priest breaking this law. However, the effort has always been useless, as either from personal religious sentiment or for fear of offending their devout supporters the deputies have even refused to support the bill. This has produced the present absurd situation. It is announced that the holy see, to prevent a man from having two wives, has recommended the parish priests to inquire well into the circumstances and in ordinary cases strongly to advise the couple first to go through the civil marriage, to be followed on the same day, if possible, by the religious one.

ONE DOLLAR PER PILL.

Mlm Nettie Hixon Says the Remedy That Cured Her Would Be Cheap at This Price. Cincinnati, 0., Feb. 11, 1901.—(Special.) —Miss Netta Hixon is Sergeant-at-Arms of Camp No. 1, Patriotic Order of America. Her home is at No. 1717 Hughes street, this city. She is a very popular and influential lady. For three years she has been ill. .Now she is well. She says: “I cannot praise Dodd’s Kidney Pills too highly for what they have done for me. I was troubled for three years with weakness, and often had dizzy spells, so that I dared not go out alone. My head would ache continually for four or five days at a time, until life became simply a burden. “AU the medicine I took did me no good, until my physician advised me to try Dodd’s Kidney Pills. I secured a box, and soon found that my headache was leaving me. I felt encouraged and kept on taking them and getting stronger. The pains gradually diminished, until I had used four boxes, and all trace of pain had gone. I am today a strong and well woman, thanks to Dodd’s Kidney Pills. If the price was one dollar per pill, instead of 50c a box, they would be cheap, compared with other so-called medicines placed before a suffering public.” This is but a sample of the letters received every day by the hundred. They all tell the same story of sickness and soreness, changed into health and vigor by the use of Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They never fail. 50c a box, six boxes for $2.50. Buy tnem from your local druggist if you can. If he can't Supply you, send to the Dodds Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

Hanna to Join G. A. R.

Senator Hanna is to join the Grand Army of the Republic. He was one of the 100-day soldiers called to the defense of Washington, but served as a lieutenant in the One Hundred and Fiftieth Ohio.

You Can Get Alien’s Foot-Ease Free.

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., for a FREE sample of Alien’s Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. Makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cur? for Chilblains and Frost-bites. At all druggists and shoe stores; 25c. A servant girls’ union has been formed in Watertown, N. Y., on a basis of hours from 7 a. m. to 7 p. m., and $4 and $5 per week as wages. Hamlin’s Wizard Oil Co., Chicago, sends song book and testimonials for stamp. Get Wizard Oil from your druggist. Holland has nine miles of canal for every 100 square miles of surface, 2,700 miles in all. Each package of PUTNAM FADELESS DYE colors more goods than any other dye and colors them better, too. T*It requires a man of push to propel a baby carriage or a wheelbarrow. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove’s signature is on the box. 25c. When a woman discloses a secret it is always with telling effect. Piso’s Cure cannot be too highly spoken of aa a cough cure.—J. W. O'Brien. 322 Third Ave., N,., Minneapolis, Minn.. Jan. 6. 1900. The money paid the infant’s nurse is apt to be hush money.

DON’T EXPERIMENT

With your health. Use Batt’s Caps for Colds. Prompt cure guaranteed. 25c at druggists. Query—Will the coming shirt-waist man oxidize his hair? Don’t Do Unnecessary Work Use the great labor-saver. Maple Cltv Self Washing Soap. All grocers sell it.' Love can make us friends as well as angels.—Kingsley. Coe’s Cough Balsam fa the oldest end best. I t will break up a cold quicker than anything else. It is always reliable. Try it. That man is generous to a fault who never corrects it. Avoid baldness, gray hair, dandruff and thin locks, by using Parkes's Haib Balsam. Hindeboobns, the best cure for corns. IScts. The English statute mile is t,760 standard yards. Baseballplavers; Golf players; all players chew White’s Yucatan whilst playing. Never fool with a fool, he might fool you.

JOURNALISM IN CREENLAND.

Vint It Was All Cut*, Next Came Beads and Afterward* Whole Sentences. ; One of the most amusing skipper* Malting Philadelphia is the genial ■commander of the British bark Calcium, one of the fleet of Greenland (cryolite traders which has just discharged her cargo here and loaded jcoal for Demerara. A fine specimen [of the real old-time sailor. Captain Smith possesses a fund of knowledge gathered through years of rough exjperiences, the record of which would form the ground work for an up-to-date sea novel. - For years this picturesque skipper gained knowledge of the high latitudes jthat has been of great benefit to him In his present trade through service Aboard one of the old Peterhead whaliers, a fleet once famous, but now almost extinct Captain Smith has been Eae of the most successful of the Arcc traders, his only mishap being the iBS of the British bark Argenta, which he commanded, in the fall of 1896. This vessel was actually crushed to (atoms by the Arctic floe ice. All were (rescued after a thrilling experience, and made their way to Fredericksshaab, where they were housed and (fed by the Danish Governor. Captain Smith has a greater knowledge of Greenland that any other man in the merchant service. When he can be Induced to tell of the bleak settlements surrounded by the polar Ice hls stories are always appreciated, and he is sure of a large and nighly appreciative audience. Several days ago, just before his departure for Demerara, the skipper told a most interesting story of journalism in Greenland. Journalism In Greenland, he said, is represented by a single paper, and to its proprietor, Mr. Moeller, is due the credit of educating a large number of the natives, because he not only printed the paper for them, but also taught them how to read It This wonderfully energetic man performs single-handed the functions of editor, reporter, proprietor, printer, distributor and business manager. The entire paper, which is printed in Godthaab, is the product of his own pen. Some time ago he set up a primitive printing establishment and every two weeks he performs a long journey on skates to dispose of his journal. Originally it contained only a few crude illustrations, but gradually other matter was Introduced until now it contains articles on the affairs of the day. This man actually taught IBs subscribers to read the paper, first Introducing words, then sentences, and now articles on topics of the day. Mr. Moeller is a Dane and has lived In Greenland for many years. He takes a deep interest In anything calculated to make lighter the burdens of the natives, and is beloved by all who know him.—Philadelphia Press.

August Jurists Not Above a Joke.

The term “jolly good fellows” is not the first one that would be chosen in characterizing the Judges of the Supreme Court of the United States. In fact, one would say that they are a very solemn set. As a matter of fact, these august magistrates, when off duty, are possessed of an exceptional love of fun. Few men In public life are jollier. This is very evident at the lunch they take together every day at 1 o’clock. The table is set in a room adjoining the court chambers. As they eat they crack jokes and tell many funny stories at each other’s expense. Justice Brewer is the wittiest member of the party, while Justice Peckham is the most sarcastic. Chief Justice Fuller is the best story teller, while Justice Harlan would monopolize the conversation if the others would let him, by telling how he drove hls golf ball 183 yards by actual measurement Sometimes the good humor of the hour is so infectious and lasting that when the Justices return'to the bench the recollection of a funny story makes them laugh out in the midst of an argument And sometimes—say it whlsperingly—they even joke with each other while on the bench.—New York Journal.

Drinks Only Tea.

TThere is a man in our company,” says a Philadelphia stage manager, “who hasn’t drunk a drop of water in twenty-seven years. He boasts of it He is always the first man into the theatre for a performance, and is as regular as clockwork at rehearsals. No, he isn’t ‘rummy.’ In fact liquor is most repugnant to him. But for twenty-seven years he has drunk nothing but tea, and he will probably continue in his present course until he dies. He carries his little portable gas arrangement about with him, and between the acts he makes strong tea—the strongest you ever tasted—ln his dressing room, attaching hls little heater to the gas fixture with a rubber tube. When this is impossible he carries a bottle of cold tea in his pocket, and when on a long run on the train the other members are yearning for a drink the old man pulls out hls bottle of cold tea and is happy.”—Philadelphia Record.

Chicago's Fenny Lunch Room.

A penny lunch room was recently opened in Chicago. The average amount received for each check was 8%-cents. Every article on the bill of fare is one cent, and for three cents a man gets a good, wholesome breakfast The projectors intend to operate twenty rooms, and expect to feed from 25,000 to 30,000 persons a day. The experimental lunch room has proved to be a great success. A There are forty Islands In the Scilly isles, with a total area of fifty-five square miles.

INCURABLE” HEART DISEASE SOON CURED!

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WHAT IS OVARITIS? A dull, throbbing pain, accompanied by a sense of tenderness and heat low down in the side, with an occasional shooting pain, indicates inflammation. On examination it will be found that the region of pain shows some swelling. This is the first stage of ovaritis, inflammation of the ovary. If the roof of your house leaks, my sister, you have it fixed at once ; why not pay the same respect to your own body ? You need not, you ought not to let ▼ourself go, when one of your own sex holds out the helping hand to you, and will advise you without money, and without price. Write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass., and tell her all your sympMa*. Annie Aston. toms. Her experience in treating female ills is greater than any other living person. Following is a letter from a woman who is thankful for avoiding a terrible operation. “ I was suffering to such an extent from ovarian trouble that my physician thought an operation would be necessary. “Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound having been recommended to me, I decided to tty it. After using several bottles I found that I was eured. My entire system was toned up, and I suffered no more with my ovaries.”— Mbs. Anna Aston, Troy, Mo.

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A Remedy for the Grippe.

Physicians recommend KEMP*JJ BALSAM for patients afflicted with the grippe, as it is especially adapted for the throat and lungs. Don’t wait for the first symptoms, but get a bottle today and keep it on hand for use the moment it is needed. If neglected, th* grippe brings on pneumonia. KEMP’S BALSAM prevents this by keeping the cough loose and the lungs free from inflammation. All druggists, 25c and 50c. Seventy-one new banking institutions have been authorized to do business in Missouri. .

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