Rensselaer Gazette, Volume 3, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 June 1859 — Buying a New Stove. [ARTICLE]

Buying a New Stove.

The Toledo Blade tells a good .st„ry o' a young couple who setup housekeeping the other day. A new stove was purchased* among other traps. A fire was according!?started by the mistress of the house, the morning following her entry on her responsible duties, when greatly to her surprise, and not a little to the’chagrin of her “liege lord,” the flames became extinguished and the room filled with smoke. The stove had been warranted and highly commended by the dealer of whom it was purchased, and. the young husband, with indignation flashing in his eyes, forthwith started for the stove dealer’s establishment, where he related the inability of himself and wife to use the stove, and‘demanded that his money should be immediately refunded him. An examination of the stove was made, when it was ascertained that th“ fire had been kindled in the oven. Twin Pictures.—Here is a brief but pointed "essay on man:” At ten, a child; at twenty wild; At thirty, tame, if ever; At forty, wise; at fifty rich; At sixty, good, rnever. Here is a brief “c;.-ay on woman:” At ten. a bud; at twenty, in bloom; At thirty, married, ii ever; At forty, mother; at fifty, aunt; At sixty— The probability is that the old lady is a little the worse of the w car. (r*y'There's magic in a lady’s toot : And well the ladies know it— And she who iias a prgtty orn Is pretty sure to show it. - Delightful Offer.—John asked Julia if she would have him. “No,” said rhe, "I will not have you!" But before John could recover from the shock, she archly put in. “but you may have me."