Rensselaer Gazette, Volume 2, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1858 — Hurry op Girls. [ARTICLE]

Hurry op Girls.

A writer has computed that a woman has lost half her chances of marriage at her twentieth yjear; at twenty-three she has lost three-fourths of her opportunities; and at twenty-six seven-eighths of her chances aregone. 1860 will be leap year, that delightful season, when, by coinirion consent, the fair sex can intimate their "preference. Look at the facts presented above, and then improve theuidvantagcs-of that year. Delays are dangerous . • • O ♦ - - QO - 'There are many persens who hiwo heard so much about family government that they think there cannot be too much of iL They imprison their children in stiff' rooms, where a fly is a band of musreqn the empty silence, and govern at morning and at night, and the- child goes all day long likft a shuttle in a loom, back and forward, hit at both' ends. Children subjected to such treatment are apt to grow up infidels, through mere disgust. Dreams.—When a man dreams of fishing, it is a sign some scaly fellow is quietly nibbing away his good character. To dream of being in company with a chimney sweep, denotes black looks from rising friends. For a young lady to dream of blowing a candle out, signifies that she will be likely to take to snuff For a young man to dream that he is asleep in church,-is a sign that he is not waking to his'own good. For a young lady to dream of lemons is a sign that she ought to be squeezed. Oty”lf any one knows why a woman should teach or do any "other good work, for half what a man would receive far the-same service, let him give the world the ‘benefit of his knowledge; but if none can give a good reason for till’s disparity, then all should unite to remove it as injurious and unjust. . MB D4D A . - - o?7"Brigham Young refuses, on the authority of a special revelation, to preach so long as there is a Gentile stenographer present to report his sermons. (k! f ”A political, paper in Minnesota says the retail price of Minnesota Legislators is SSOO.