Rensselaer Gazette, Volume 2, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1858 — VARIOUS ITEMS. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

VARIOUS ITEMS.

| company and bad whisky ars 'twin agents of the devil. Douglas is going to canvass ev]ery county in Illinois this summer. | C£7*"T ommy, how’s your folks.” "All , well but Growler, and he’s got the bow-wow- ; el complaint. majority of a select committee have reported in favor of females entering the AI ic iigan University. i v I OCr’Mr. 11. declared that his wife had five fulls—“ That she was beuutiful, dutiful, i youthful, plentiful and an armful." i is a man out West who labors * under the delusion that “Hon” placed beforn | a man’s name stands for honest that clock right over there?” : asked a visitor. “Right over there? Certainly, ’taint nowhere else” j man was brought into Court yesterday in town upon decidedly grave charge’s. They were charges for burying his Wife. (pfyWe often hear of a man “being in advance of his age” but who ever heard of a woman being in the same predicament! OCBA beautiful smile isto,t‘ne female counj tetiance what the sunbeam i? to a landscape. |lt embellishes an inferior fat e and redeem* j a homely one. ] fire broke out recently in a broken i bank of Illinois. The Cashier smothered it j with bank-rags,, T* e flames were no match ! for their “weight in f wild cats!" Q77”The papers occasionally speak of persons “drowned while skating.” We appre- * bend that the unfortunate persons stopped | skating before they began to drown. CCy-‘You don’t seem to know how to take me” said a vulgar fellow to a gentleman he ! had insulted. I do,” said the genfle- | man, taking him by the nose. ■ 4 is said that among the Republican i members of the next Congress from Massachusetts, will be Charles Francis Adams, I son of John Quincy Adams. OC/*Alr3. Goldschmidt (Jenny Lind) jffi- * cently gave birth to. twins—one of each sex. Here we have another edition in two voljumes. “Goldsmith’s Animated Nature.” * OCyThe Yew Orleans Crescent utters the ■ following prediction: “‘Win. H. Seward will I be the next President of the United States, I if he lives and the Lufion lasts.” Stift’s jewelry shop, in Indianapolis, was robbed of $3,000 in watches nd jewelry, while he was absent-at dinner, on Wednesday iust. The entrance was effected through the rear. (tfyAnold fellow beingjrisite'd by his pastor, he assured him that he could not be a good Christian unless he took up his dally cross; whereat he caught up his wife and began lugging her about the room. G<yA young 4ady of Rock Island, named Firck, was drowned in the river while bathing last Monday week. She had a brother ! drowned in the same manner early the pres- ! ent season. I ports from Kansas state that Gov. * Denver intends resigning, soon after the ! elecMon under the English bill, next month: | and will add one more to the long list of j Ex-Governors of Kansas. ; (gs*”So.ne one blamed Dr. Marsh for i changing his mind. “Well,” said he,“that’s j the difference between a man and a jackass; | the jack can't change his mind, and the man * can—it’s a human privilege-,” j QfyDickens * (the author) and his wife have separated. Tha diflit-.ilty grew out of | a supposed criminal intimacy between him j and an actress in one of his private theaters, i Publih sympathy is with the wife. | (jyA pair of sweet lips, a pressure of j delicate hands, and a pink waist rib- ! bon, will do as much to unhinge a man m ! three fevers, the measles, a large size whoop- ■ ing- cough, a pair of lockjaws, several hydrol phobias, and the doctor’s bill. (ty-Prentice, of the Louisville Journal ob- | jects to the five minutes rule in the New York prayer meetings. He says, "imagine, | for instance, old Bennett, of the Herald, ! confessing his sind'in the ridiculous space of fivo minutes!” oy~Can any of you explain to us how it is that brokers, and others who deal in notes, mortgages, ect., consider these articles of merchandise''valueless when they are canceled? What we want to know is, why they cannot sell that which they can-cel." ffy-Alad dogs are taking tha country in the neighborhood of Feosho, Missouri. Tho Herald of that place gives a frightful account of the havoc they have made. Mora than twenty people have been bitt*», half "f '"h'xm di!*d with hydfephobH