Rensselaer Gazette, Volume 2, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 June 1858 — The Wife’s Commandments. [ARTICLE]

The Wife’s Commandments.

1. Thou shalt have no other wife but me. 2. Thou shalt nottake into thy house any beautiful brazen image of a servant girl, to bow down to her and serve her, for I am a jealous wife, visiting, &c. 3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy wife in vain. 4. Remember thy wife to keep her respectable. 5. Honor thy wife’s father and mother. 6. Thou-shalt not fret. 7. Thou shalt not find fault with thy dinner.! 1 '• f' ‘ 8. Thou shalt not chew tobacco. 9. Thou shalt not be behind thy neighbor. 10. Thou shalt not visit the rum tavern ; thou shalt not covet the tavern keeper’s rum, nor his brandy, nor his gin, nor his whiskey, nor his wine, nor anything that is behind the bar of the rumseller. 11. Thou shalt not visit billiard halls, neither for worshiping in chance nor heaps of money that lie on the table. 12. Thou shalt not stay out after ten at night. . . 13. Thoii shalt not grow pevish, and contort thy beautiful physiogomv because of being called to foot store bills, which thy (dear wife hath made without thy advice or |qonsenti for verily she knows the wants of the household. "" 14. Thou shalt not set at naught the commandments of thy wife. No Apology.— TheiVejc York Times has tried hard to find some apology for the Conference plot to compel Kansas to take I*ecompton or nothing, but comes to this sensible conclusion; “There is no room to doubt that the real object and motive of th:s provision is to coerce the; people of Kansas into adopting the Lecompton Constitution, and this motive is flagitious, corrupt and personally as well as politically discreditable to the authors of the scheme.' Ityis a gross invasion of popular rights thus to influence an election by punishing a community for voting against '-the wish of a dominant party,”

has been the occasion of remark that Miss Lane, the President’s niece, has remained single, and the fear is expressejl that she emulates the celibacy of her uncle. However, the numerous admirers of that beautiful lady may find comfort and consolation in a very old maxim to the effect that “It’s a long Lane that has no turning.” The intended point is spoiled by the fact that Miss Lane herself is long! OC?"The Engjish papers have the indelicacy to announce that the Princess Royal recently married to the Prussian Prince is already in an interesting situation. She inherits) with the virtues, the temperament of her mother. / O^7“A little boy> four years old, son of Mr. Jacob Stelzel, was choked to death at Newviile, Penn., on Tuesday last, by getting n short lead.pencil in hi* throat: