Rensselaer Democrat, Volume 1, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 July 1898 — Equally Unprofessional. [ARTICLE]

Equally Unprofessional.

At a public dinner some years ago, Mark Twain had just finished a piquant address when Mr. Evarts arose, shoved both of his hands down into his trousers pockets, as was his habit, and laughingly remarked: “Doesn’t It strike this company as a 11 ttld unusual that a professional humorist should be funny?’ Mark Twain waited until the laughter excited by this sally had subsided, and then drawled out: “Doesn’t it strike this company as a little unusual that a lawyer should have his hands in his own pockets?’

There is no secret of success in business. All you have to do is to attend to your business and go ahead.—Cornelius Vanderbilt. Plso’s Cure for Consumption has saved me large doctor bills.—C. L. Baker, 4228 Regent Sq., Philadelphia, Pa.. Dec. 8. ’OS. Don’t judge all men by the models displayed in front of • clothing store. Dik Mrs. WlasloWs Boorsiwe Srnwr vnr Oitwiraa teething; softens the sums. rances inf>mju»uon, aUapssab.sumswisdcoitu. nceatsnbetUe.