Rensselaer Democrat, Volume 1, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 April 1898 — Page 3

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FRESH WATER FOUND IN ROCKS.

Plaid Fit to Drink Found at a Depth of 100 Feet. In a late number of the Geographical Journal we find a communication from Sir Clements Markham, who describes how Baron Nordenskdold reasoned out the possibility of finding fresh water by boring strong crystalline rock. Baron Nordenskiold’s Idea was that by boring through the granite rocks he would strike water-bearing fissures. He therefore selected the rocky Inlets on the Swedish coasts which serve as pilot and light stations, and completing borings found sweeter water lying In the fissures. In the depth of 100 feet, the texture of the surface rock preventing the salt water from percolating through and commingling with the sweeter water lying in the fissures. In the same number of the Geographical Journal there is an article by M. E. Martel on “British Caves and Speleology." Mr. Martel describee a descent into caves near Enniskillen, as well as other descents In Ireland, and also describes what he saw of underground rivers and lakes in Derbyshire and In Yorkshire. In the case of the Irish caves he says their flowing waters must have an outlet under the sea, as there Is no other way to account for the phenomenon. We refer to these matters, as they Interest cable engineers, and bear upon a paper read before the Institution of Electrical Engineers during last session by Mr. Benest. In this paper it was stated that it was believed by some engineers that submarine telegraph cables were laid on a continental slope and in a direction more or less parallel to the coast dine, were liable to interruption from the effects of an outburst of subterranean water. Deductions from the evidence furbished by Baron Nordenskiold and Mr. Martel seem to increase the belief in the theory’ referred to in Mr. Benest’s paper.—Electrical Review’.

Fabulous Wealth.

The “mineral wealth” of newly found mining regions Largely run by syndicates is in too many instances a fable. The products nearer home are surer and promise more rewards. No one will go unrewarded in the matter of improved health who use regularly Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters for malaria and dyspepsia.

Another Relle of Pompeii.

Another Roman villa has been dug up at Boseoreale, on the slopes of Vesuvius, near Pomiieii, where the great find of silver ornaments was made two years ago. The walls are covered with beautiful frescoes, chiefly landscapes and marines. One represents a bridge over a river, with an angler fishing with a line. Four wine jars were In the cellar and seven skeletons have been found In the excavation.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

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Clearing Up an Obscurity.

“W’hat in thunder do you mean,” asked the city editor, ‘’by comparing the air to frozen quinine?” ,“I meant to say,” said the new reporter, with proud humility, “that it was bitter cold."—lndianapolis Journal.

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tableu. All Drugglito reluatl the money If it fall* to cure. 25c. George 111. was passionately fond of music, and during bis madness could always be calmed by the sound of an organ.

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She Knew How to Be Cruel.

A young man, upon whose upper lip the first faint signs of .adolescence had begun to manifest themselves, had become deeply enamored of a maiden several years his senior. His home, and hers as well, was In an ambitious college town in the middle West, among whose municipal regulations—but let us not anticipate. He had been under the Influence of the tender passion for a period certainly not less than four weeks, and could wait no longer to know his fate. One eventful evening, after walking up and down in front of her home until nearly 9 o’clock, he went up the doorsteps, rang the bell and was admitted. The young lady received him in the parlor, and without loss of time he declared himself in the most impassioned manner. There was a brief silence. Then the deep tones of a distant bell were heard. “Harry,” she said, patting him gently on the head, “there goes the curfew. Come earlier next time. Good night.”

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He Won Her Sympathy.

“Young man,” said the magistrate, severely, "the evidence is conclusive against you. You tried to kiss the plaintiff against her will. Have you anything to say before sentence Is passed upon you?” “Only this, judge,” replied the young man. who was about as handsome a specimen as you could find in a day's journey. "Only this, judge—that lam exceedingly sorry that I did not succeed. When I look upon the beautiful face and rosy-red lips of the plaintiff, I feel that if I had succeeded in kissing her I would have paid the fine with the greatest cheerfulness.” . “Judge.” faltered the fair plaintiff, “if you don't mind I would like to withdraw the charge.”

There Is a Class of People

Who are Injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in ail the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-O. made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives It without distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over one-fourth as much. Children mny drink it with great benefit. 15c. and 25c. per package. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O.

Uncle Sam's Big Pay Roll.

The total number of officeholders In the civil service of the country is 178,717. The aggregate salaries amount to $99,589,827. The classified list of officeholders numbers 87,108, leaving in the unclassified list 91,609, of which number about 60,000 are fourth-class postmasters. These figures are furnished by the Civil Service Commission at Washington.

Lane's Family Medicine

Aloves ihe bowels each day. In order to we healthy thia ia neceaaary.. Acta gently on the fiver and kidneys. Cures slek hendnehe. Price 25 and 50c.

London's Barge Telegraph Office.

The largest telegraph station in the world is at St. Martin's-le Grand, London. There are about 3,000 operators, 1,000 of whom are women.

Hall’s Catarrh Cure.

Is a constitutional cure, Fries 75 cents. The speed of our fastest ocean steamers is now greater than that of express trains on Italian railways. Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best of all cough cures.—George W. Lots, Fabachcr, La., Aug. 26, 1895. Why are not more sermons equally as deep as they are long? Mro. Wifttew'* itoonm snorter (MMtm K'JMSSi'MIS.TISaITIBSr*

SONGS OF THE HOUR.

Remember, Boys, the Maine?

Where hovers o’er the nation * mighty cloud | of war, A threatening storm Is coming, me Me U from afar. And many hearts are anxious, all ready for the fray; There are thousands all In order, the Bine I beside the Gray, And while the drums are beating and from the bugle's mouth A call “to arms" Is sounding, tram the North and from the South, There blends a mighty chorus, one long and loud refrain: “When we strike for Cuba Libre, remember, boys, the Maine:’’ In this chorus are the voices of men with many scars, ’ Who battled In the Southland against the; stripes and stars; ' There are voices of the veterans who battled ■. for the North, >“ Who wore the blue at Shiloh and faced thecannon's mouth. They followed different banners and differ- j ent anthems gave. The South sang for the Southland, the North : for Northmen brave; But now they are united, have one chorus,one refrain: “When we strike for Cuba Libre, remember,; boys, the Maine:’’ j Mothers, sisters, sweethearts, when you beer’ the war alarum. And the drummer beats “to rally” and the bugle calle “to arms,” And yon flear the tramp of thousands from the North and from the West, From the valley and the Southland, hastening onward to the Ra?U When you see your dear ones leaving and marching to the fray, And your farewells all are spoken and your, tears are brushed away. Let your voices blend In chorus. In one loog and loud refrain: “When you strike for Cuba Libre, remember, boys, the Maine!” —St. Louis Star.

On Chickamauga Field. 'Way down at Chickamauga, In good «M Tennessee. The regulars and volunteers will soon assembled be; They’ll camp upon historic ground—and won’t It just be great To see 'em start to Cuba from Old Hickory Jackson's State? Attention. Americans: Line up all proud aud straight. For you'll suou be sent to Cuba from OK Hickory Jackson's State. The Dons themselves may recollect Old Hickory Jackson's name. For he licked ’em down In Florida and covered ’em with shame; So maybe they will understand why now we jubilate At the thought of starting for 'em from Gid Hickory Jackson’s State. Attention. Americans! You won’t have long to wait. Ere you march away to Cuba from Old Hick ory Jackson's State. Don't'you heat the bugles calling? They’re sounding clear aud strong. As down to Chickamauga our new army sweeps along; It's a glorious procession, for no maa would be late When the cry's “On to from Old Hickory Jackson’s State! Attention, Americans! And strike a winning gait When you march away to Cuba from Old Hickory Jackson’s State! —St. Louis Republic. The Flag Goes By.

Hats off! Along the street there comes A blare of bugles, a rutile of drum*. A flash of color beneath the sky! Hats off! The flag is passing by! Blue and crimson and white it shinea. Over the steel-tipped, ordered line*. Hats off! The colors before ns fly; But more than the flag is passing by. Sea fights and land fights, grim and great. Fought to ninke and to save the state; Weary marches, and sinking ships; Cheers of victory on dying lips; Days of plenty and days of paaee; March of a strong land’s swift Increase; JSqpal justice, right ami law. Stately honor and reverend awe; Sign of a nation, great and strong To ward her people from foreign wrong; Pride and glory and honor, all Dive in the colors to stand or fall. Hats off! Along the street there comes A blare of bugles, a ruffle of drums. And loyal hearts are beating high; Hats off! The flag Is passing by! ° » —Youth’s Companion. Marching Southward. Again the fire of Bunker Hill Fills every martial band; Again the sound of marching feet Is heard throughout the land. •' The hosts are streaming through the South Along historic ways. And Chickamauga sees again The campfire’s fitful blaze. Now Southron marches side by aid. His friend.from lands of snow. And every blade Is drawn against The nation's common foe. Among North Georgia's somber hills The bugle calls to strife. And ghosts that dwell on Kenesaw Are stirred again with life. —Atlanta Jouraal. Venseance Is Near. Will we ever forget The Virgtnius debt That darkens pur flag with Its stains! Will we ever forgive The assassins that live To gloat o'er the wreck of the Matte f Arouse from your dreams When the old banner streams. The day of our vengeance Is near; Let your glad voices break On the stillness and wake The world with a patriot’s cheer. There are pood prospects Cer « bugs yield of peaches in western Maryin ad and Went Virginia.

Why She Wanted a Pint.

Ethel to small, ta* extremely eoberariaded, and therefore to be trusted to ram em household errands. The ether day her mother called her ttera her play and said: “Ethel, I want yon to ran over to the grocer’s and get me a qaart of vinegar.” Ethel looked thoughtful and hesitate*. “I’d rather get a pint, mamma,” ■she anawwe*. “Why, Ethel, deori” exclaimed her asteatahe* parent, *1 need a quart, which you must get.” Again the tittle one paused. “Ko,” she said, “TH get you a pint.” “Fm surprised at you! Why should you buy me a pint when I want a quart?" Insisted the mother. “Because,” answered Ethel, the tears befitaofnff to come, “I can say pint, and I ean’t say krort!”

Yankee Ingenuity Explained.

▲ Manchester, England, publics’'on gives to Americans the credit of being far ahead of the mechanics of Great Britain In the Invention of labor-saving

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Garrulous Age and Youth.

Penelope—Why do they call age gam rulous? Marina—Because it’s sure to tell <M* a girl. Penelope—Well, why do they say ths| same thing of infancy? Marina—Saine reason.— New Yoriq Press.

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