Plymouth Tribune, Volume 10, Number 9, Plymouth, Marshall County, 1 December 1910 — Page 7

Doctors More Thorough. A physician at a dinner in Denver sneered at certain Biblical miracles. Lazarus," he said, "was raised from the dead and yet I don't see any dead folks being raised in our time. "No." said Rev. Herbert T. Tresham. the Biblical scholar, with a smile. "Modern medical science has progressed too far for that, eh?" Washington Star.

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Lucky GEORGE ; Seven, come eleven! After promising Clara J. that I : would never again light a pipe at the race track, there I stood, one of the busiest puff-puff laddies on the circuit. Well, the truth of the matter is just .this: I fell asleep at the switch and 'somebody put the white lights all over me. Just how I happened to join the Dream Builders' association I don't know, but for several weeks I was Willie the Wild B07 at the race track and I kept allthe bookmakers busy trying not to laugh when they took my money. Every day when I showed up at the gate the pipers played "Darling, Dream of Me!' and every time I picked a skate the Smokera society went Into executive session and elected me a life member. Every horse that finished last gave me the trembling' lip as he crawled home, well aware? of the, fact that I had caught him with the goods. . I blame Bunch Jefferson for putting the bug in my central. Bunch went down to the skating pond one day with $18 and picked four live wires at an average of 8 to 1. Then he began to talk about himself. Af:er that event whenever I happened to meet Bunch he would raise hl3 megaphone and fill the neighborhood with hot ozone, fresL from the oven. It was pitiful ,to see that boy swelL Just to cure Bunch and drive him out of the balloon business 1 made up my mind one day I'd run down to the Flatfish Factory and drag a few honest dollars away f rem the bookmakers. Splash! That's where I fell overboard. One bright Saturday P. M. found me clinging to a wad the size of a fountain pen and trying to decide whether I'd better play Dlnkalorum at 40 to 1 or Hysterics at 9 to 5. I . finally decided that a ten-spot on "What Is It Like? How Many Room In One Dinkalorum would net me enough to give Bunch a line of sad talk, so 1 stepped up to the poor-box and contributed. Dlnkalorum started off in the lead ; like a pale $treak, fend I Immediately : bought an entirely new set of furni ture for the flat. About half way around a locomotive whistle happened to blow near by; Dinkalorum, being a Union - horse, thought it was six o'clock and refused absolutely to work a minute overtime. I had to put the furniture back In the store. In the next race I decided to play a system of my own Invention, so I took my program, counted seven up, four ' down and two up, all of which result ed In Pink Slob at 0 to 1. It looked good and I handed Isadore Longflnger $10 for the purpose of tearing $600 away from hlra a little later on. Pink Slob got away in the lead, but he made the mistake of walking fast instead of running, with the result that when tho other horses were back in the stable. Pinkie was still giving a heel and toe exhibition around near third base. It wasn't my day, so I squeezed into the thirst parlor and bathed my injured feelings with sarsaparilla. Just before the last race I ran across Bunch. He was over $300 to the good and he wanted to treat me to a lot of kind words he felt like saying about himself. Oh! bet maybe he wasn't the city boy with the head in the suburbs! When I reached home that night I felt like a sock that needs darning. Clara J. had invited Uncle Peter to take dinner with us and he began to give me the nervous look-over as soon as I ancwered roll call. Uncle Peter is a very stout old gentleman. When he squeezes into our little flat the walla act like they are bow-legged. Uncle Peter always goes through th folding doors sideways, and every time ho sits down the man In the flat below kicks because we move the piano so often. Tacks was also present. Tacks is my youthful brother-in-law with a mind like a walking delegate because he s always looking for tro; ble, and when he finds it he passes u up to somebody who doesn't need it. . "Evening, John!" gurgled Uncle I Peter. "Late, aren't you?" "Car3 blocked ; delayed , me," I sighed. "New York will be a nice place PRESS AS A HOSTILE POWER ,ln 1633 Roger L'Estrnnse, "Overseer of th Press, Advocated the Severest Restrictions. There was a time in England when government officially viewed ths press as a hostile power, to be destroyed If possible to be curbed at any cost. In ;1633 Roger L'Estrango, "overseer of th press," brought out bis "Considerations and Proposals in Order to the Regulation of i1 PreEs." Ht tdroca-

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s Days V. HOBART when they get it finished, won't it?" chirped Tacks. Just then Aunt Martha squeezed in from a shopping excursion and I went out In the hall while she counted up and dragged out the day's spoils for Clara J. to look at. Aunt Martha Is Uncle Peter's wlfa, enly she weighs more and breathes oftener. When the two of them visit our bird cage at the same time the janitor has to go out and stand in front of the building with a view to catching it if it fallt". That night I waded Into fill the sporting papers and burned dream pipes till the smoke made me dizzy. The next day I hit the track with three sure-flres and a couple of perhapses. There was nothing to it. All I had to do was to keep my nerve and not get side-tracked and I'd have enough coin to make Andrew Carnegie's check book look like a punched meal ticket. I played them and when the Angelus was ringing Moses O'Brien and three other bookbinders were out buying meal tickets with my money. Things wrnt along this way for about a week and I was all to the bad. One evening Clara J. said to me: "John, I looked through your check book today and I've had a cold In my chest ever since. At first I thought I had opened the refrigerator by mistake." At last the blow had fallen. . I had promised her faithfully before we were married that I'd never play the ponies again and I fell and broke my word. The accident was painful, and I'd be a sad scamp to put her wise at this late day, especially after being fried to a finish. I simply didn't dare confess that my money had gone into a fund to furnish a home for incurable bookmakers what to do? What to do? s? Where Is It?" She Inquired, All Breath. She fcad me lashed to the mast. "May I Inquire," my wife continued with the breath of winter in her tones, "why It's all going out and nothing coming in? Have you begun so soon to lead a double life?" Mother, call your baby boy back Lome! If Uncle Peter would only drop in, or Tacks or Aunt Martha or even the Janitor! Suddenly it occurred to roe: "Dearie," I said, "you have surprised my secret, and now nothing remains but the pleasure of telling you everything." A thaw set in. "As you have stated, not incorrectly, my dear, large bundles of Green Fellows have severed thtlr homo ties Clinging to a Wad the Size of a Fountain Pen. and tiptoed into the elsevhere," I continued, gradually getting my nerve back. The thermometer continued to go "Clara J., on several occasions yo. ave expressed a desire to leave this torn-up city and retire to the woodlands, haven't you?" I asked. She nodded and the weather grew warmer. "Once you said to me, 'Oh, John, if they'd only take New Yr,rk off the ted the severest restrictions for au thors and printers, as well a3 for "the letter-founders and the smiths and Joiners thatwork upon the premises. and "the stitchers, binders, stationers, hawkers, mercury women, peddlers, ballad singers, posts, carriers, hackney coachmen, boatmen and mariners." A proposal of L'Estrange was tha. culprits convicted of having broken the law should be condemned "to wear some visible badge or mark of ignominy, as a halter instead of a hatband, cne stocking blue and another red. a

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operating table and give the poor city a chance to get well, how nice it would be!' didn't you?" Another nod. "Well," 1 said, backing Munchausen la a cornsr and dragging his medals away from him, "that's the answer. You for the Burbs! You for the chateau up tht) rrcck! Henceforth, you for the cage in the country where tho daffydowndills sing in the treetops and buttercups chirp loud from bough to bough!" "Oh, John!" she exclaimed, faint with delight; "do you really mean you've bought a home in the country? How perfectly lovely! You dear, dear old John! And that's what j-ou've been doing with all your money, just 'to surprise me! Bless your dear good heart! Oh! I'm so glad and so delighted. Won't It be simply grand?" I could feel the cold, spectral form of Sapphira leaning over my left shoulder, urging me on. "What Is it like? How many rooms? Where is it?" she inquired, all In one breath. Where was the blamed thing? What did it look like? How did I know? She could search me. I could feel my ears getting red. Presently I braced and mumbled, "No more details till the castle is completed, then I'll coax you out. there and let you revel." "How Loon will that be?" she asked. "Tomorrow? Yes, John, tomorrow?" "No," I whispered croupily, "in in about a week." I wanted time to arrange my earthly affairs "Oh,' lovely!" she said., and kissing me rushed away to break the news to mother. -I felt like a rain check after the sun comes out. . Suddenly hope tugged at my heart strings and I remembered that I had a week in which to beat the ponies to a pulp and win out enough coin to buy six Swiss cheese cottage? In the country. Day after day I waded in among the jelly fish at the track,1 but the best I ever got was an $S win. Eight dollars .wouldn't buy a dog bouse. I was desperate. Every evening I had to sit around and listen while Clara J. told Tacks or Uncle Peter or Aunt Martha or Mother what she intended doing when we moved to the country. They had it all cooked up. Uncle Peter and Aunt Martha were coming to live with us and Tatks would be there to let us live with him. Undo Petfr intended starting a garden truck farm in the back yard and Tack3 figured on building a chicken coop somewhere between the front gate and the parlor. Aunt Martha and Clara J. almost came to blows over the question of milking the cow. Aunt Martha insisted that cows are. milked by machinery, and Clara J. was equally positive that moral Biiasion Is the only means by which a cow can be brought to a show down. . In the meantime I was dying every half hour. Finally the day preceding the longtalked of country excursion arrived and I began to figure on the safest and least expensive methods of suicide. I went to the track in the afternoon and threw out enough gold dust to paint our country home from cellar to attic but never a sardine showed. Frost-bit ten and suffocatetd by the odor of burning money, I crept into a seat in the car and began to plan my finale. . Presently an elbow poked me in the ribs and I looked into the smiling face of Bunch Jefferson. "Still piking, eh?" he chuckled; "you wouldn't trail along after your Uncle Bunch and get next to the candy man, would you? Only $400 to tho good today. Am I the picker from Picklesburg, son cf the old man Pickwick? well, I guess yes!" Then In that desperate moment ' I broke down and confessed all to Bunqh. Then Bunch began to laugh a long, loud, discordant laugh which ended in, "John, I'll help you rke good!" and then I began to sit up and notice things. . "I'm away ahead of this pltty-pat game at the merry-go-round," Bunch went on, "and it so happer that recently I peeled the wrapper off my roll and swapped it for a country home for my sister and her daughter. She's a young widow, my sister is, and one of the 'loveliest little ladies that ever came over the hill. And sh has a daughter that's a regular plate of peaches and cream." Still I sat in darkness, and he went on: "Now, my sister won't move out there for a day or two, . so tomorrow, promptly on schedule time, you lead your domestic fleet over the sandbars to that house and point with pride to Its various beauties are you wise?" "But, Great Scott, man, it's not mine!" I gasped. ' "Roll a small pill and get together," admonished Bunch, with a seraphic smile. "Can't you figure the trick to win? All you have to do is to coax your gang out there and then break the painful .news to them that you've suddenly discovered the place is haunted and that you're going to sell It and buy a better bandbox getting wise?" Bless good old Bunch! I offered to buy him a quart of Ruinart but he said his thirst wasn't working, so 1 had to paddle off home. That evening for the first time in several weeks I felt like speaking to myself. It was a cinch, I assured myself, that the gho3t story I had broiled up to tell on the morrow would send my suburban-mad family scurrying back to town. . Many times mentally I went over the blood curdling details and I flattered myself that I surely had a lot of shivery goods for sale. I coufdn't see myself losing at all, at all. So me for Jlggersville In the morning. (Copyright, by G. W. Dillingbam Co.) Taking No Chances. "Hadn't you better look into that sandwich before you cat it?" 1 "Why?" "There might be a bug or something in it.', "And if there was I'd be out tb dime I paid for if blue bonnet with a red letter TcrS upon it" A few years later L'Estninge went one better by declaring that newspapers ought not to bo allowed at all- He said that the reading ot them "makes tho multitude too familiar with tfc9 actions and councils of their superiors, too pragmatical and censorious, and gives them not only an itch but a kind cf, colorable right and license to be meddling with the eovernment," In icas L'Estrange was fcalghted.

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MAN'S THRILLING ESCAPE FROM JAWS OF CROCODILIL Story of an Old Sailor's Determination to Bag His Game After Being Injured in Encounter With Monster. It is only a few months since the incidents happened that I am about to relate, writes A. Cavendish in Chamber's Journal. My work took me on a visit up a river to one of those timber-cutting tamps where are felled and rafted the great hardwood logs so valued in the Chinese market. G., the white man in charge, was a characteristic old "hard case," who bad started life before the mast in a sailing ship and drifted in a beachcombing fashion to our colony, where he had been given, almost in charity, a Eut-ordinate billet in one of the large timber companies. Arriving In my boat at the little jetty or landing stage, I was astonished to find G. lying on a rattan couch within a few yards of the bank with a heavy express rifle across his knees gazing intently at a rough pagar or fence erected in the stream. Hanging from this fence and a few feet above the water were the corpses of a monkey and several pariah dogs; while half a dozen ducks, each tied to the fence by the leg with a long ctrlng, flapped about on the water and quacked dismally In their efforts to escape. I was Just wonderinp. wheth er the whisky bottle or too much solitude accounted for this state of affairs, when I noticed that G.'s leg was swathed in rough bandages from knee to ankle. . ' Throwing myself down near him in the welcome shade I learned the fol lowing story: Two nights before G. was Elceping peacefully in his little palm leaf house in a clearing about 20 yards from the river bank when his dog began, to growl and refused to be silenced. G. turned out and walked abound the hut to ascertain the cause of the disturbance, but seeing nothing addressed himself to the dog in his usual lurid and picturesque sailing ship language and retired to bed again. Five minutes later he was oncB more aroused by a yelp from the dog, and this time really annoyed he seized a stick and sallied forth to inflict dire punishment ort tho disturber of his dreams. Suddenly a dark form glided swiftly from the shadows and G. felt himself seized by the right ! knee as In a vice. I Stooping to free himself, he found he was in the grip of a large crocodile whose teeth were firmly imbedded in flesh and bone. Backward and forward the struggle swayed, the crocodile striring to pull its destined victim to the water's edge and Gn hampered as he was by his imprisoned leg, fighting for his life to reach higher ground. At last the beast, hurling its victim to the ground with a shake of Its powerful bead, began to drag him swiftly toward the water. Poor G., feeling, as he expressed It, that it was "all over bar the shoutln', determined to make one last effort for his life, and taking advantage of a momentary halt as the brute was steering paat a tree stump, he sat up and succeeded In getting' both his thumbs into the reptile's eye sockets, the only vulnerable , part of a crocodile's head. The rest of the story Is perhaps best told in -G.'s own words, or as nearly as circumstances (rnd the editor) will permit: "So soon as I gets me thumbs made fast In Ms eyes 'e opens 'is mouth to shout and lets go my leg. Then first thing next mornln the coolies lays 's breakfast for 'm, as you Ree, an I gets into this chair, an 'ere I stays if it's a month." Vainly I tried to persuade G. to come away with me to the next station and see a doctor. He refused to move from that chair until he hal bagged his crocodile. I met him again a week later in & hospital bed suffering severely, but quite happy in the knowledge that the bones of that crocoaile were bleaching in tho sun outside his house. Poor old G.! Only a few weeks afterward the habit of clearing creepers from his path in the jungle with the butt, end of his loaded and cocked rifle proved fatal to hlra. ' Fish Trained to Be Shy. Theie are people In the world who will hardly believe that fish can be trained to be shy. ' Training, they apprehend, has the effect of producing confidence, and even boldness in some rreatures. Shyness is a quality Inherited by nature, they say, and is a trait, under some circumstances, to be eliminated. This is a case illustrative of the wonderful play which it Is possible to place upon many of our English words. We .are reminded of the Frenchman who enlarged upon this peculiarity of our tongue. "You say 'fine' for beeg tings and 'fine for letle tings. You say elephant is 'fine animal and the needle be 'fine.' You say 'fine' day when it is glorious, and the rain when It Is 'fine,' very 'fine.' After all. It very economical to be able to condense, so to speak, our vocabulary In this way and utilize one small word to convey so much. The fact is, we say that fish are shy when they really are cunning but.it is the kind Df cunning which is Indicated by. this word shy.- We' find also that there ire degrees and varying qualities of Bhyness, Judged by fishermen's parlance. The fish are said to be gut shy. hook shy, shy this and shy that, which Indicates that the evolution along this line is going ahead. Had to Be Eaten. A Washington woman who was visiting some friends in Philadelphia noticed that the little girl in the family was eating sqme now sort of cerea'i at breakfast Sho evinced little enthusiasm for the stuff. ' Don't you like it, dearie?" asked the visitor, "I don't think much of it," replied the child. "Then why do you eat it?" The Jittle girl paused in her task of disposing of the obnoxious article and regarded her interlocutor gravely. "It's got .to be eaten," said nhe solemnly. "The grocer gives mamma a coupon for every two packages she buys, and It's got to be e8ten every morning." Down to Brass Tacks. Excited Lever Oh, fly with me, fa'l ,one, and we'll dwell In a land of milk and honey! Practical Girl By that you probably mean hat you will keep a hive of bees and a cow and I will have to do the milking. Love Finds a Way. MJss Bronx I cannot marry j-oti be cause I am wedded to my art. Mr. Harlom Hut you can easily set a divorce on the ground of nonsupport. Judge.

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fow a Severe Case of Kidney Troubfo Was Finally Conquered. Byron Bennette, 1018 St, Clair Ive., East Liverpool, O., says: "Six months I was helpless in bed with kidney trouble. Kidney secretions "were painful, my head ached terribly and my body bloated. I ran down until) I weighed but 80 Dounds and everyone thought I had r?onsiimT)tion A specialist gave me up and so did my home physician. Surprising as it may seem, I was able to leave my bed after using six boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills and for six years I have remained free from kidney trouble. I confidently believe Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. She Covered Her Head. Scene a country church of Episcopalian denomination in process of being decoraied for the Christmas season. The rector, who has a strong leaning towards forms of all kinds is fastening a festoon of evergreen about the baptismal font, when, enter Miss Dymple, who unceremoniously flings her bat upon the seat of a pev and comes to his assistance. The rector suddenly observes . that he is hatless and renjarks severely: "Miss Dymple, it is particularly forbidden that women shall como into the church with uncovered heads." "Oh, bother, I forgot!" responded the young lady irreverently. "Well," grabbing up the rector's derby and setting it Jauntily on her pert little head, "will this do?" It Revolted Him. William Loeb, Jr., at a dinner In New York, referred with a smile to the harsher penalties, even to Imprisonment, that are ww to be Inflicted apon smugglers. "They take it hard, very hard, these smugglers said Mr. Loeb. "Revolted at the size of their fines, they make me think of George White, the chicken thief. "'What! George shouted reproachfully on hearing his sentence. 'What! Ten dollars for stealia that chicken? Why, judge, I could 'a bought a imarter h,en for GO cents!" TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary. Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 30c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00. Eye Books end Eye Advice Free by Mall. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. No Union. ... Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont, at a luncheon at the Colony club in New York, urged cn women the necessity for union. "If we are to gee the vote," sho said, "we must stand together. Too many women face this question as they face all others like the elderly belles at the charity ball. " 'What a flattere? Wooter Von Twlller Is! said the first belle. "'Why, did he tell you you looked nice? said the second. " 'No, was the reply. 'He told mi you did!" HAD TO BE POSTPONED. I -.VI 11 - U 1 i. I & His Friend I 'ought you wus goln' to commit sukide, James? The Hejectd I wus! but when I got to de river I remembered I'd forgut me swimmin tights. END STOMACH TROUBLE NOW Dyspepsia, Gaj, Sourness or Indlges-1 tion Co Five Minutes AfUr Taking A Little Diapepsln. If ytur meals don't fit comfortably, tt you feel bloated after eating, and rcu believe It Is the food v.hich fills rou; if what little you eat lies like ;ead on your stomach; If th4?re is difficulty In breathing, eructations of our, undigested food and add, heartburn, brash or a belching of gas, you ean make up your mind that you need lomething to stop food fermentation md cure Indigestion. A large case of Pape's Diapepsln costs only fifty cent3 at any drug itore here In town, and will convince iny stomach sufferer five minutes after taking a single dose that Fermentation and Sour Stomach Is causing the misery of Indigestion. No matter if you call your trouble Catarrh of the Stomach, Dyspepsia, Nervousness or Gastritis, or by any other name always remember that a certain cure Is waiting at your drug itore the moment you decide to begin :ts use. Papo's Diapepsln will regulate any )ut-of-order Stomach within five mlnItes, and digest promptly, without any hiss or discomfort, all of any kind of food you eat These large 50-cent casss contain jiore than euOcient to thoroughly :uro any chronic cass of Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Gastritis or any other Btomach trouble. Should you at this moment be sufleiing from Indigestion, Gas, Sourless or any stomach disorder, yon can lurely get relief within five minutes. There is not a vice which more effectually contracts and deadens . the feelings than the desire of accumulat-. Ing possessions. Mant. Dr. Pierce' PJpasant Pellets cure consti-1 pation. Constipation is the causae of many diseases. Cure the cause and vou cure iue ttisea?e. rary 10 xaK.e. A quarrel merely proves that one cf the parties to It hasn't any more sense than the other. Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore Throat will not live under the Fame roof with Hamlinn Wizard Oil, the best of all remedies for the relief of all pain. A mother makes a fatal mistake when, she leads her children to believe tbat they tu-e wingless angels. llcmly in a jitTy. delicion brown cakes, Mr. Austins 11 tick wheat Flour. A true friend Is a link of gold in tn 5 chain, of lifo.

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Patient Look here, doctor; you said if I took a ottle of your tonic I would have a remarkable appetite. Why, I only eat one soda cracker each week. Doctor Well, don't you call that a remarkable appetite? DR. MARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended" for Women's Ailments. A scientifically prepared remeij of proven worth. The result from thoir use is quick and permanent For gale at all Drug Stores. The Lawyers Won.' Askit Old Sklnnerd left quite a large estate, did he not? Noltt Yes; but, some of his relatives contested h!s will. Aikitt Was there much lei t after it got through the courts? Noltt Nothing but tse heirs. ' Be up and doing but be careful what or whom you undertake to do. "Rady in a jiffy, delicious brown cakes, Mrs. Austins Buckwheat Flour. Too often a piano stool is the seat of discord. Aids Nature

The freat success of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery ia curing weak stomachs, wasted bodies, weak longs, sod obstinate and lingering coughs, is based on the recognition of the fundamental truth that "Golden Medical Discovery" supplies' Nature with body-build ing, tissue-repairing, muscle-making materials, in condensed and concentrated form. With this help Nature supplies the necessary strength to the stomach to digest food, build up the body end thereby throw off lingering obstinate coughs. The "Discovery" re-establishes the digestive and nutritive organs in sound health, purifies and enriches the blood, and nourishes the nerves in

short establishes sound vigorous health. v If your dealer otters something "last Jtj ood,'9 It is probably better FOR tllM'-it pays better. Bat yoa 'are thinking ot tbe coro not tho profit, mo there's nothing "fast as Hood' for ?ea. Say so. Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, Ia Plain English; or, Medicine Simplified, IOCS rages, over 700 illustrations, newly revised up-to-date Edition, cloth-bound, sent for 31 one-cent stamps, t rover cost of wrapping and mailing only. Address t Dr. R. V. ieroe, Buifalov N. Y.

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