Plymouth Tribune, Volume 10, Number 6, Plymouth, Marshall County, 10 November 1910 — Page 7

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T ' toouIJ raiher preserve the health of c nation than le Us ruler." MUNYON. Thousands of people -who are suffering with colds are about today. 'Tomorrow they may be prostrated -with pneumonia. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Get a 25 cent bottle of Munyon'a Cold Cure at the nearest drag store. This bottle may be conveniently carried in the vest pocket. If you are not satisfied with the effects of the remedy, send us your empty bottle and we will refund your money. Munyon's Cold Cure will speedily break up all forms of colds and prevent grippe and pneumonia. It checks discharges of the nose and eyes, ptopa sneezing, allays inflammation and fever, and tenths up the system. If you need Medical Advice, write to Munyon's Doctors. They will carefullj" diagnose your cae and advise you by nail,. absolutely free. You are under no obligation. Address Munyon's Doctors, Munyon' Laboratory. 53d and Jefferson streets, Phil-j adelphia. Fa. THANKSGIVING l wlllnd too Fre 10 hie' enibnsned.rolnr! tupor rxriwc or Oinros i na ten von now to irrt on mora '- All I ark I t rvnt Jo rtampa o pT poatco. EVER SINCE. Virginia I suppose you and Harry have been thrown together a good deal lately? Grace Yes; ever since he got hia new automobile. '' Lover's Wedding Cake. Four pound of our of love, half a pound of buttered, youth, half a pound of good looks, half a pound of sweet temper, half a pound of self-forgetful-ness, half a pound of powdered wits, half an ounce of dry humor, two tablespoonfuls of sweet argument, half a pint of rippling laughter, half a wineglassful of common sense. Then put the flour of love, good looks and sweet temper into a well furnished house. Beat the butter of youth to a cream. Mix together blindness of faults, self-forgetfulness, powdered wits, dry humor into sweet argument, then add them to the above. Pour in gently, rippling laughter and common sense. Work it together until all is well mixed, then bake gently f oxerer. A Condition, Not a Theory. A sociologist, in conversation with practical person from the middle west concerning the labor problem in her part of the country thereby learned the lesson of the situation. "Are there many men out of work?" he asked. : The lady admitted that there were Quite a number. "What," said he then, "do the unemployed dot" -Nothlnjc," said the lady. "That's the troublo." Youth's Companion. Reporter In Luck. City ' Editor (hurriedly) Anything new about that suicide in the St. Fashion hotel? Reporter Not much. The man wa3 a stranger, about my size. Shot himself with a 32-caliber revolver. Had on a dress suit at the time. The bod had been taken to the morgue. City Editor 'Bout your size. That's lucky. I want you to report a big society wedding in an hour. Rush around to the morgue and ask the keeper to lend yo that dress suit With a Sour Laugh. A Chicago editor has trougLt from London an amusing story about Humphrey Ward. "Humphry Ward," he said, "was in hi3 bachelor days, a really well-known art critic. Bat now! "I met Humphry Ward at a dinner in Soho, and he said toe, with a sour laugh: "'When a girl wants to retire from the world and be lost in oblivion, she has to enter a nunnery. But a man, to achieve the same end, need only marry a famous woman.'" STOPPED SHORT Taking Tonics, and Built Up on Right Food. The mistake Is frequently made of trying to build up a worn-out nervous system on so-called tonics drugs. New material from which to rebuild wasted nerve cells is what should be supplied, and this can be obtained only from proper food. , "Two years ago I found myself on the verge of a complete nervous collapse, due to overwork and study, and to illness in the family," writes a Wisconsin young mother. "My friend3 became alarmed because I grew pale and thin and could not sleep nights. I took various tonics prescribed by physicians, but their effects wore off fhortly after I stopped taking them. My food did not seem to nourish me and I gained no flesh nor blood. "Reading of Grape-Nuts, I determined to stop the tonics and see what a change of diet would do. I ate Grape-Nuts four times a day, with cream and drank milk also, went to bed early after, eating a dish of Grape-Nuts. "In about two week I was sleepkis soandly. In a short time gained 20 pounds in weight rnd felt like H different woman. My Tittle daughter whom I was obliged to keep outlet school last spring on account o chronic catarrh ha3 changed from a thin, pale, nervous child to a rosy, healthy x and hasgone back to school this fall. "Grape-Nuts and fresh air were the only agents used to accomplish the happy results." Read "The Road to Wellvill" in pigs. "There's a Reason." lvr read the above letter f A He appear from time to time. They are g-eaulae, true, aad foil of hvmaa la tarsal.

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lohn Henry 's Sea Shore Visit ' By GEORGE V. HOBART

Clara J. and I had finished the first part of our honeymoon trip, and had reached the sad sea waves. "We're all right now, little girl!" I said, when the train finally pulled Into Spray ville-on-the-Sand. But when I said so I , didn't know that there were some 200,000 hack drivers waiting for us outside. "Did you ever catch that collection of norse-teasers which invariably surrounds the railroad station at a seaside resort? You begin to miss your change as soon as they see you. Most of these human speak-easies are colored. They fix it that way so's they won't have to blush every time they make an overcharge. "Where , shall we go?" Clara J. asked when we saw the long line of brunette pleaders with outstretched hands inviting us to step into their wheelbarrows and get toted somewhere. T wish I knew the answer," I said. "I think I'll close my eyes and go down the line while I count twelve. The hotel hack I stop in front of gets us." I tried it, but after we reached the hotel I came to the conclusion that I must have counted thirteen. It wasn't a hotel. It was a hold-up. They gave us a room which they said had an ocean view, The only ocean view I could find was a ten-cent picture in an eighW3nt frame on the wall, and even that was a scene on some chsap canal. It was called the "Paradise House." If the re;il Paradise is like that hotel, then me for that other'place. It had one bell-boy to tako your money. There was a large, plnk-complcx-ioned dlLing room that took your appetite and treated it badly. On the door our room It said, "All bills must be paid weekly." If you depended on the dining-room alone for sustenance that's the only way you could pay them weakly. After dinner we r.tnt out to get a sniff of salt air on th.3 veranda, but some careless person hud moved both the air and the veranda. I complained to one of the clerks, ti 'Tm sorry," he said, "but they've got a banquet on at the hotel next door and they've borrowed our veranda ti7 the back porch." "How about the salt air?" I inquired. "Sam!" he yelled to the bellboy, "who's using the air?" "Gfc'raan in 93, suh!" Sam replied. "Sorry," the clerk turned to me, "but I guess you'll have to wait till the wind changes, then you'll get all that's coming to your We went after the porch, but that, too, was busy. One man was using

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it, and he was so earnestly engaged in fannine riosquitoes that we didn't hav-3 the hear to disturb him. i The hotel push called them mosqulj toes, but they looked more like crows that had lostjtheir bread-winners. I never acted as a meal ticket to ' hungrier birds. j Ono blg brute by the name of Hec- ! tor drove his drill through my hand and broke it off in me. Thea he gave me a loud New Jersey laugh and flew the coop. The' only way to protect life and property when a flocK.of those mosquitoes lights is to pull a revolver and shoot to kllL ; As wo strolled out to size up the shore, to saw, leaning against a tele- ! graph pole In front of the house the I hungriest Poking specimen of a seashoro new boy I ever put my peeps on. Somebody must have offered him a dinner at the Paradise house, and the invitation gave him dyspepsia. "Say, mister," he piped, "gi'me a dime, will'e? I ain't eat nuttin fcr two days." "You ain't, ain't your I said. "Well, ; what are you doing with that tooth pick in your mouth?" , "I'm Jus' playin' a joke on my stomach," he answered. After that crack It was up to mo to f stake Lim. The next day Clara J. and I put on our chorus rags and went out to push the ocean back from the shore. The first wave I went up against hit me a bat in the eye and then trieft to pull one of my arms off. I started to tell Clara J. to look oufor the undertow, when another wav came along, saw my mouth open, and went right downstairs. It tasted exactly like the clam broth they gave m at the hotel. Jurr. then a little old Dutch pickle floundered out where we were and began to bite the top off the surf. Altnr a bit he stood up and revealed Money and Earning. Feuds of this nature, though too frequent in tho country, are very fatal to the ordinary people, who are so used to bo dazzled with riches that the7 pay as much deference to the understanding of a man of estate as of a man of learning; and are very hardly brought to regard any truth, how important soever It may be, tbat is preached to them, when they know there are several men of five hundred a year who do not believe it. Joseph Addison.

himself. He looked like a steam roller wrapped up in a red undershirt "Dis makes a nice bath-tub, ain'd id?" ho said. "Bud doan'd you dink der vaves vas pud on a leedle too loose, yes?" I gave him the mackerel glance, but missed him by a foot. He grinned at Clara J. and said, "You haf a nico vife. Is she yours, alretty?" We moved on up the beach, but he trailed along after us, chatting pleasantly in the manner of an easy conversationalist. "Could I swim her?" inquired the pretzel builder. "I am much of a swlmmlst mit a lady. I could also float her, because my own wife is noc a chealous vornan. She is now ub on der beach eadlng peanuts for der benefit of her hnnger. Perhabs your vlfe's name is Lena, yes?" He simply wouldn't let go, so, in otj der to avoid an ambulance call, I took Clara J. by the hand and we ran to cover. A half hour later we were sitting In the sand quite close to the sea when something In a yellow make-up began to beat the waves in front of us. "It's a sea lion!" I explained to Clara J. "No, John." said she "it's a man." "A man wouldn't dare take a face like that In the water," I said. "It's a sculpin, that's what it is. Or maybe it's a mermaid's foolish brother." The thing kept coming nearer to us, and I began to feel uneasy. Presently Clara J. laughed, and at the same moment the horrible truth swept over me. It was Benedict Murgatroyd, the lad with a map like a'cow! The only and original Brother of the Ox. He saw us and let a yell out of him that sei the" beach front back about a foot. Then he danced up to us and all around us, gibbering like a dub with an unbuttoned brain. "Isn't this a surprise, though! John Henry and Clara J.l Here! Why. six of us just ran down for two or three days Sid D'Brie and some of the other boys. Won't they be delighted to know you're here! Where are you stopping?" "We're nov stopping, we're simply sliding through," I said. "But you'll be here this evening?" ho chirruped. "I'll get the boys together and we'll serenade you with our mandolins! What hotel are you at?" s 'The Hifalutin house," I said, giving Clara J. the sneaky elbow. "We'll be glad to see you any . time after eight o'clock." "Fine!" said the human menu card, dancing a two-6tep around us to the amusement of the beach gang. "Spuds

Gibson is with us, and he has his cornet. We'll have a Jolly 'spree. Say! I must have ar kodak of you in your bathing suits. I want to show it t the boys in the ofllce. Wait right here, won't you, till I run and get my camera I'll not be five minutes," and cfl! he dashed. We hustled for the bath house, changed our clothe-s, and did a closedcarriage ride back to our hotel. "Clara J.," I said, "Fate has pointed its finger at us and said to the world, 'Sic 'em, Towser!' The troublo is we have too many fool friends who believe that our marriage will be a failure unless they explode torpedoes all over our right of way." "Isn't it perfectly awful?" she answered. "The only way we can honey lv. peace, and quiet is to charter an airship and go up till we lose them," I said dismally. "If those boys find us and start that serenade I'll Bimply die," sho confessed. "Then it's . up to me to save your life," I answered, and an ho"ur later we were in a train on our way back home. ' (Copyright by G. W. Dillingham Co.) Easy Money. "I get out of patience when I heard somo husky young chap say he can't make a decent living." "You do?" "Yes. Why, only yesterday I was reading in a newspaper about a fellow selling mothballs to Pennsylvania farmers at a dollar apiece." Perfectly at Home. "Is jour wife backward with your people?" "Not a bit. She has already begun to teach sister how to look stylish and mother how to cook." Louisville Courier-Journal. rijirini nr n.ru-unri.ri nrruiH nif rn rf" "i"t"uj n Human Life is National Resource. The gradual lowering of the death rate Is one of the great achievements of science and civilization. Conservation of lifo Is the most important of the rmny current project? for conserving nationr.1 resources. But human life is still held far too cheap and methods of checking waste are still more cr less rudimentary. Catty. "I had one of the handsomest men In the city at my feet last night" "Corns or ingrowing, nails?"

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USE SANITARY MILK PAILS Have Small Opening and Some Provided With Strainer to Keep Out All Oirt. There are a great many different ityles of sanitary pails used in the production of certified milk, any of which are an improvement over the old open pall which has no provision for keeping out dirt and which should not be used in any dairy. Generally speaking, the sanitary pails have a small opening. Some are provided with a strainer through which the milk passes in entering the pail. This strainer consists in som3 cases of metal wire, but is not so satisfactory as a cheese cloth strainer. Aside from the strainer used In the palls absorbent cotton Is generally preferred. This is usually inclosed between two thickness of cheese cloth, a method found to be very practical. The pail ohown on the left in the illustration a good, sanitary milk pall. The heigh: is convenient and as the opening is on the side there is but little chance for dirt to fall in. The seams are all well flushed with solder. The objection to this pail, if any, is Sanitary Milk Pails. the difficulty of seeing that alL-parts are clean. The right hand pail shows a cup attached for holding the foremilk. There is the same objection to this as the other presents that is the difflculty of seeing into it to make sure ail parts of the interior are clean. All palls and utensils with which milk comes in contact rhould be thoroughly washed, rinsed, and steamed or sterilized. HOW SEPARATOR IS WORKED Pulls Milk Away From Cream as It Is Whirled 'Around Bowl Speed la Big Aid. Cream rises from milk by gravity. The fat in the milk is lighter and rises to the surface, but it takes a long time to do it. The separator pulls the milk away from' the cream as it is whirled around the bowl. It acts just as a stone tied to a 6tring and swrmg arouM the head. The faster it is iwung the harder the pull. ' When the milk is placed In the bowl abd the latter is whirled around it a tremendous speed the heavier portions of the milk are drawn to the bottom and the fat and lighter portions to the top. The whole volume in the bowl becomes arranged In layers, the pure milk separated from the fat joes to the very bottom, that not perfectly separated rising toward the top md the fat or cream slipping eff the lurface. " -' Now, the faster the bowl in refolved the cleaner the milk will be "skimmed" because tb centrifugal force is greater. The slower the bcwl Is revolved the more fat there will be left in the milk. Simple, isn't it? Pasteurized Cream. During recent years the pasteurisation of cream for butter making seems to te gaining favor in our het.t creameries. In fact this practise has become almost a necessity in thoso localities where cream of all kinds Is1 gathered from various sources. The butter maker has come to realls that If he is to have control over hli finished product, so that he shall haveBjme assurance of the constant and Malform quality of the output, he must resort to means by which he can eliminate the variable factors In his cream, namely, those undesirable bacteria and disagreeable flavors which will develop later on and make their presence manifest In the finished article. By heating the cream from 170 degrees to 180 degrees F. and cooling it at once nearly all of the bacteria are destroyed and many of the objectionable odors are driven off. The Paying Cowa. Tho Ohio experiment station has found a man in that state who is a thrifty farmer of the smaller class, owning but a small bit of land, A'ho commenced 20 years ag with a single cow. Even now he has but ten cews, but they individually produce from 10,000 to 14,000 pounds of milk per year, Tho gross income from his cowa varies from $1C0 to $219 per cow per year. Average feed bill is about 53 per cow per year. Titlg dairyman kept a record of what hin cows and their ancestors had done for the whole 20 years? of his etpri' encc as a dairyman. He bred his best cows to the very best sires he could secure, and looked more to the performance at the pail than to dairy type or conformation. Selling the Cream. Since the cream separator has come into general use, making it possible to extract all of the butter fat from the new mUk, the best profits in the md are ma-Je by selling the cream or butter and feeding the skim milk at heme to calves or pigs. Producing Baby Beef. The production of baby beef can be made a successful side line to dairying, and the skim milk disposed Of in Ms way will, probably bring as lArg"? 'arger returns than when disposed to the creameries, cheese factories o. to ice cream factories. Rations for Dairy Cow. It has been determined, that cows fed on soiling crops alone without pasture consume 75 to 100 pounce of forage a day. Here the protein content of the forage comes in for consideration, ns a dr-iry cow in fujl milk needs nearly two pounds of digestible protein per day. Alfalfa contains 3.9 I pcunds of protein per hundred i pounds; red clover, 2.9; f .ts, 1.8; rvrct corn, 1.5; millet . 2; flint corn, 1: ' sorghum, 6. The clover and mi' furnish enough protein while the . are short In that element of food. '

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On Sure Way in Tell Whether Animal Is Earning Keep Is by Babcock Tester. The only way to tell whether or not every cow in the dairy is earning her keep is to buy a Babcock tester. The illustration shows a complete outfit The description of the various parts is as follows: No. 1, scales for weighing, No. 2, milk pail; No. S, galvanized iron box for keeping samples of milk; No. 4, mi Babcock Tester. sulphuric acid; No. 5, Babcock hanfl tester; No. 6, composite sample Jar; No. 7, beaker for adding acid; No. 8, test bottles; No. 9, acid measure; Nos. 10 and 11, pipette; No. 12, clinical thermometer for determining strength of sulphuric a.cid. ONE WAY OF COOLING CREAM Minnesota I'airyman Gives Hia Method as an Improvement on That alven Before. , Mr. W. Barney's system of cooling milk is pretty good but I think it can be Improved, fo I will try to explain how 1 did It 9. few years ago when we ran short of ice in the month of August, writes George H. Miller of Mln. nesota in Hoard's Dairyman. I took a barrel, bored a hole about two Inches trom the bottom, inserted a galvanized pipe with an elbow and ran the pipe up a little higher than cream cans would be in the ban-el and cn top of it I screwed a wooden jelly pail and Method of Cooling Cream or Milk. pumped the water Into the pail. As we all know, the warmest water always rises to the top so I had another pipe on the opposite side of the barrel, a little lower than the top of tho cream cans for the water to run into the watering trough. I pumped the cold water from the well into the bottom of the barrel with the coolest water and did not mix it in with the warm water at th'o top of the barrel but let that run off undisturbed. Dairy Cow at Machine. A high-bred dairy cow is an extremely complicated organism. You may regard her as a machine which is being wcrked to its highest efficiency. For this reason the Importance of ministering to her needs is ,not sc much a humanitarian problem as a questlou of dollars and cents. Th better care we take. of our cows the more prcflt we gat from them. Repeated tsts have shown that ther li an appreciable difference in the yield of milk from cows tbat are worried or annoyed by children, dogs, flies, tod so on, and from those that are kept quiet and undisturbed. i When feeding the calf by hand, i'eed ofteu and in small amounts. On mauy dairy farms the production of meat can be made a profitabl? side line. The heifer .carrying her first call should be well fed and otherwise well cared for. The da'.ry heifer may, and should h:, bred kooner than the heifer of o beef breed. When the calf is about fuur weeks old offer H shelled corn, and new corn if you ha (ro it. Where milk or butter is produced there is dscided advantago in rais'ng tie calf by hand. The dairyman of necessity must produce calves in order to have hi? cows freshen every year. One of the chief causes of trouble in growing calves by hand is feeding them from unclean pails. There is less cost in marketing a veal calf than in marketing the m!lr that it takes to produce it. During the third week of the normal calf's life it will begin to nibble at hay, if any is in its reach The beef calf, in order to make quick and profitable growth, must receive an abundance of nourishment. The calf, or any small animal running with Its mother.j takes nourishment many times a day, each time in small amounts. Butter or cream and meats of all kinds are concentrated finished products, hence they are easy to market and bring the highest prices. The flesh of chickens fattened and finished on skim milk as the principal diat. in connection with crushed grains, is very light, tender and Juicy. Combining meat production with general dairying is a good combination, and one which will leave the largest proportion of fertility upon the farm. ' In starting to grow the calf by hand feed it whole milk fresh and warm direct from the cow for the first week and give no other feed during tho time. Some breeders of fancy beef cattle provide nurse cows for their calves in order to supply them with sufficient food to niak6 them grow as fast as it is possible for them to grow. Whcrft the farm is Urge and there Is plenty cf good pasture, the male calves are often saved for steers, be!ng forced for baby b?f or held and marketed at two or three yean o-4

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LUCK OR MISFORTUNE ASCRIBED TO THE DIGITS. Second Numeral Acquired an Evil Reputation Among. Early Christians Because the Second Day Hell Was Created. The number 1 is esteemed as very lucky by the Japanese, wbo allot but one day to each of . the several operations of husbandry, leaving that portion of the crop that could not be gathered in one day, an exchange says. The second digit acquired an especially evil reputation among the early Christians, because the second day hell was created, along with heaven and ec-rth. It also seems to have been a number unlucky in English dynasties. Harold II. was slain In battle; William II. and Edward II. were murdered; Ethelred II., Richard II., and James II. were forced to abdicate, and Henry II. Charles II. and George II. were unfortunate in manv ways. The number 3 has an abundance of superstitions connected with it It was the perfect number of the Pythagoreans, who said it represented the beginning, middle and end. Little mystery was attached to the numbers 4 and 5. In folklore the fourleaved clover is considered especiallylucky. . The caballsts asserted that the number 6 was potent in mystical proper ties, me world wa3 created, in six, 1 4V - T 1-1- A J t..N uitjit, tut; Jtiwiüu bervHUi berveu but years. The number 7 has been invested with more mystery than all the other digits together, and to it were ascribed magic and mystical qualities possessed by no other number. S-everal learned treatises have been written on this number, and septenary combination have been sought everywhere. Tl seven days of creation led to a septenary division of time to all ages. ?ev eral of the Jewish feasts lasted seven days. Ellsha sent Naaman to wash in the Jordan seven times, and Elijah sent his servant from Mount Carmel seven times to look for rain. For sev en days seven priests with seven trumpets invested Jericho, and on the seventh day they encompassed it seven times. There were nine earths, according to medieval cosmogony; nine heavens, nine rivers of hell and nine orders or angels. The number-being perfection, since It represented divinity, was often used to signify a great quantity, as In the phrases, "A nine days' wonder," "A At has nine lives" and "Nine tailors make a man." In Scotland a distempered cow was cured by washing her in' nine surfs. To see nine magpies is considered extremely lucky Nine knots made in a black woglen thread served as a charm In the case of a sprain. It was also believed and is still by some, that if a servant girl finds nine green peas In one pod an' lays them on the window sill, the first man that enters will be her beau Nine grains of wheat laid on a fourleaved clover enables one, it Is said, to see the fairies. Discovering Woman'a age. We wonder what death the man will die, or what tortured life he will be caused to lead, who has Just discovered the little "trick" by which a woman's age can be ascertained beyond a doubt that is to say, while her health is normaL The only Instrument required Is an ordinary watch. The wrist of the lady whose age is in question is the tell-tale. For when you count her pulse, and it registers C9 beats per minute, you know that she Is between twenty and twenty-five years old. During the next five years 71 beats go to the minute, and the "femme de trente ans" and over is entitled to 70 throbs. It Is a pity the man of science who has established these facts is not more exact when dealing with the women of riper age, for, according to rumor and tradition, it is only after she is thirty that a woman begins to leave off having birthdays. Clothespin Saves Life. With a clothespin kept constantly between his teeth for 15 days, to prevent the Jaws from locking while suffering from lockjaw, Renaldo Capilane, 18 years old, is now on the road to recovery at Plains, Pa., successfully responding to antitoxin treatment. - Capilane is a miner. Recently in fi mine accident he had both arms crushed, necessitating the amputation of one. Subsequently he contracted lockjaw. As soon as signs of the malady were apparent Dr. A. A. Barton tidministered tetanus antitoxin and persisted in the treatment for a period of 15 days before success was guaranteed. Now the swelling in the arm is reduced and the tension of the muscles in the Jaw and other affected places has relaxed. Uncrackable Glass. Glass that can be heated white hot and then plunged into cold water without breaking, while an aparent 1 possibility, has yet been made an complished fact This glass Is derived from Brazilian quartz pebbles heated red hot and then thrown Into distilled water. The ! purest pieces are selected and welded with the oxyhydrogen blowpipe into long stems like straws, from which glass vessels of any shape can be manufactured. Thus far this quartz glass has been employed chiefly for making laboratory apparatus. A test tube made In this way will not break when a white-hot coal Is dropped Into it Something In a Nam ft. "Pretty smart girl, eh?" "You bet she's smart Why, k spring that gal trapped a half-dozer, skunks down here In Poppinton't woods an' sent th skins to Noo Tori to be made up. Now she's got one ol th' finest sets of Alaskan sables yoc ever laid eyes on!" Missing. "I have some filigree work on th handle of my umbrella." "I wish I had on the handle of mj umbrella vhat I had on it the last tltnf I saw if "What did you have on your umbrr handle the last time you saw it?" "My hand."" Her Diplomacy. , "You could make my future brighter," he saW, looking at her longingly, "l could say the same." she replied, looking down. "How?" he asked, eagerly. "Well, an" engagonieil ring with a diamond in it would help some," she admitted. Would Be Beter. In a lecture before the America? "isheries commission a Japanese arts that he can educate oyster; nter educate the lobsters first

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"No, I don't think Rsggy will ever team to run his auto." ' "Wrhy not?" "He's always trying to roll a cigarfette and guide the machine at the same time." Expecting Too Much. It was a cold, raw day, but the Neversweats and fae Fearnoughts were playing a gam of ball on the prairie, just the same. The pitcher of the Keversweats,, his fingers half frozen, fUled dismally In getting the balls ove.' the plate. "Aw said the captain, "I fought ye wus one o' det,e cold weather pitchers!" "I am," said the slab artist, blowing on his benumbed digits to warm them, "but I ain't a i:e pitcher, blame ye!" Capacity. Knicker How many will your motor car hold? Docker Five and a cop. When a woman berins to tell a man how nice looking she thinks he is he immediately develop unlimited faith In her judgment. Mrs. Austin Buckwheat. Floir Rives the real genuine old time flavor. Most marriages are happy; the unhappiness,, comes later. : Mrs. "TinioTr- Soothing Syrap. ForchiKlren teetämtf, softt-n t noHunib, r-aur-f' üamiuatiun.aMaTS iun.curesirindcouc. io botia... A conventional man is one whose action you can predict ahead of time.

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W. L. -DOUGLAS 3 & 04 SHOES 5! Boys Shoes, $2.00, $2.50 & $3.00. Best in the Would. IV. Lm Douplaa $3.00, $3.50 and $4.C0honm arm ponJt firmly thm bmmt tnadm and moat ooty ulnr mJtomm fme thm ttrlom In Ammrletm, and rm thm moat moonomloal ahmmm for jrou to buy, Io you rcalizo that my thoet have been the tandard for tvr 30 years, that I make and sell mar .i.oa. S3JM and K4.no

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stove, which is. usually far from the window. You can work where you wish, and he warm. You can work on dull winter days in the full light near the window, without being chilled to the bone. . The Perfection Oil Heater quickly gives heat, and with one filling of the

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