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With a better understanding cf the transient nature of the many physical iY.s which vanish before proper efforts gentle efforts peasant efforts r:.-htly cTrectci. There is comfort in the knowledge that so many forms cf illness are ret due to any actual disease, but simply to a constipated condition of the system, which t.2 pleasant family laxative. Syrup cf F;s ana Elixir cf So.nr.a. promptly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millions cf families, and is everywhere esteemed so lijhly by all who v:.!u2 ccod health. Its beneficial effects are cue to the fact th-t k is the cr.Iy remedy which promotes ir.terra.1 cleanliness, without debilitating the organs cn which i; acts. It is. therefore, ail-important, in order to got its beneficial effects, to purchase and note that you have t.o genuine article, which is manufactured by the California Fij Syrup Co. cnly. It is pleasant and refreshing to tho t-.stc. and acts gently yet promptly cn tho kidneys, liver and bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and assets in cverccminj habitual constipation permanently, also biliousness end the many ills resulting therefrom. The great trouble with all ether purgatives and aperients is net that they fail to act when ainle dose is takon. but that they act too violently .r.d invariably tend to produce a hab.t cf bedy rsquirinj constantly augmented doses. Children enjey the pleasar.t taste and gentle action cf Syrup o? Tigs and Elixir of Senna, the ladies fir.d it delightful and beneficial whenever a laxative remedy is needed, and business men prcnounce it invaluable, as it may be ta'r:en without ir.tsrrerhg with business and does not gripe nor nauseate. When buying note the name. California Fig Syrup Co. printed cn the front cf every package. Price, 50 cents a bettle.

A Surjrttl Lion. The man-eating lions did not always get their own way. Five Sikh carpenters read a stasia? eight feet high, and on this they fixed their sleeping tent. Kach night they ascended by nuans of a ladder, which they drew up after them. They were warned that it was not high enough, but were content to believe that God was.a!l powerful. One night they left the edge of the ladder projecting beyond the end of the staging. A hungry man eater on the prowl observed this and, thinki.tg he could not find a meal mere conveniently elsewhere, determined to try how a carpenter tasted. Calculating his spring, he leaped lightly onto the projecting ladder, which, unfortunately for him, instantly tipped up and toppled over, both falling heavily to the ground. The lion bolted: so did all the men, making for the nearest trees. From "In the Grip of the Nyika," by Colonel J. II. P. Patterson. More Proof. With deep emotion the returning Eskimo, fresh from his long journej- to the pole, gazed at hi., home. Then in a plaintive minor key he sang : "Igloo, Igloo, sweet, sweet Igloo! Be it ever so lglootinous, there's no place like my Igloo!" Hunching a gumdrop, he got down on all fours and crawled inside. Safe in his own domicile! Over the rounded summit of it t,he freezing winds may Mow and the fierce blasts of north polar controversy rage in vain! lie is secure from harm! There let us leave him! Chicrgo Tribune. DR. MART EL'S FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Veara (he Standard. Prescribed and recommended for women's ailments' a scientifically prepared remedy of proven worth. The result from their use is Quick and permanent. For sal at all drus stores. Strict Women Who Lore. The strictest women are at tirne3 the most loving. When this happens their attachment is as strong as death, their fidelity as resisting as the diamond. They are hungry for devotion and athirst for sacrifice. Their love is a piety, their tenderness a religion, and they triple the energy of love by enshrining it as a duty. Henri Frederic Amiel. Trial Bottle Free By Mail

If yon eu3er from Epilepiy. Fite. Failing Sioknet, Spaamt. or hae children that do to, my New Diaeoery will rel.eTe them, and all yoa are arked to do ia t o accd 'or a Free Trial t-i BofJe of Dr. May EZpl I ep'tlolde Cure It haa enred thoneand wbere eTery thing eiaa fUed. uaraDterü by May Medical Lanoratry I Ddrr Pur Food and Drngg Act, June 3oth,19t4 Gairanty No. 18J71. Please write for Special Fre 92 Bottla and five AOS and com pie t addraaa CR. W. H. MAY. 548 Paarl Strsst. Ne YorL The Army of Constipation I Growing Smaller Every Day. CARTER UVER PILLS feapannLL only give rcJti they permaaenl coxa Coa i haa bM. iVliL. Cons tiieaaku, ladlettioa, Sick Hcadacbe, Saüow Skia. PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE Gc&uine oat bcax Signature Maryland Farm iicrs. I.ecl land. mild. healthful climate. Two cr.; jwr -.x, l failures, u. . ikew, MiiMmry, JM. I WK WANT liv- r.i-n in -vrry locidit.v i ;; I:d Kirr ViiIIit. Minn..' lamK. K l. . Jon- Iiind i'ir,i!i.-!tiy, t"rook--f'n. Mini. Fortune Tellmg Does net take intö consideration the one

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an a happiness womanly health. The woman who neglects her health is neglecting the rery foundation of all good fortune. For without health love loses its lustre and gold is but dros. Womanly health when lost or impaired may generally be regained by the use of Dr. l'ierce' Favorite 1'rescriplioa. This Prescription has, tor over to years, teen curing delicate, weak, pain-wracked women, by the hundreds of thousands and tliia too in the privacy of their homes without their having to nubmit to indelicate questionings and offensively rcpufc cant examinations.

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nay A Uou-.f tmt.l InüiiHr. The advertisements were the most interesting things in the paper, according to Mr. Hobart's ideas. ii: re:i;l them to his v.ife as she sat at work on the stockings of their active ten. "Xo need to spend your time hunting for antiques now," said Mr. IIobart, after skimming the cream from a long article, as was his wont. "Here's a cnan that will undertake and guarantee to make your new furniture look as if 'twas a hundred years old, by a process known only to him." "1 don't see any need of processes fcr our furniture," remarked Mrs. Hobart, as she cast a hopeless stocking to the flames of the Franklin front. "Tommy's feet are all the process wc need. Perhaps we could rent him out by the day." Don't Risk Ycur Life l:v neglecting 'onstlpation. It bads to ;tu! ott.cniia. Tli i - is just one rirlit remedy for 1'onstlpatinn. that is XATn;i:s kkmf.uy xi; tabi.-tso. its .lifiVrent from all others In cause it is t !i4ioui;!i. it corrects the entire digestive system and tlie kidneys, cures I ysepsda and lihenmatistn. It's easy and sure to act. Take one tonight vifill ie 1 better in the morning. (Jet x ::.e hox. All druggists. The A.- II. !. wis Medicine Co.. St. Louis. Mo. lVSa'cOLLEfJTEF'lIIS FEU .tmatenr 1'fTort of Yon:iff iJivryer AVent I'nretvarded. AVilliam Henry Marlatt went into the practice of law before he was admitted to the bar, but the lawyers' union has never objected to him ou that account. It was in the summer of '02, after his graduation from the Yale law school and before he had been admitted to practice In this state, that he found a man in jail at Lebanon, Ohio, who was playing checkers with his nose because of a conflict between hknself and the statute relating to horse stealing. Marlatt discovered some irregularity in the commitment papers and started habeas corpus proceedings which set his man at liberty. They walked out of the courthouse into the street, where the man asked the young lawyer to state the amount of his fee, which information was furnished him vlhout delay. The man hadn't the money with him, having been in jail, but he said he'd send it at once. "My best advice to you." said the lawyer, "is to hotfoot it out of town as fast as ever you can before the sheriff gets after you with a new set of papers." "Mr. Marlatt," replied the .man, "if God lets me live until Saturday night I'll see that you get that money." And he started down the htreef on a run. They never arrested the fellow, but Marlatt is certain sure Cod didn't hi him live, because he never sent the money. He just started off on a ran and for .ill anybody knows he ran himself to death. However, Mr. Marlatt recalls his first experience at the bar with mingled emotions as he mentions the fee he earned but never got. - Cleveland Leader. Mr Window's oolbinK yrup for Children teething; softens the gums, reduces inllammation, allays rain, cures wind colic. 1!5 cents a bottle. 1Iot to uve 3Ioney, Every man who Is obliged to work for his living should make a point to lay up a little money for a "rainy day." Accumulated money is always ready to use when needed. Scrape together five dolalrs, deposit it in a savings bank, and then resolve to deposit a jiven sum, small though it be, once a month, or once a week, according to circumstances. With such an account a man feels a desire to enlarge hi3 desposit. It gives him lessons in frugality and economy, weans him from habits of extravagance, and i3 the very best guard in the world against intem perance, dissipation and vice. When blowing out a candle, hold it high and Mow upward, to keep the irnr.se l:om running. essential totrom Fierce by letter free . - - . y . edition 1000 paes, answers x'.i which every woman, single or married. LT DISTEMPER csnuiml ipit Th Pick -cured. and all oth CkenittiaadBacteriotesHtH Coehen Ind., U.S. f.,

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I!ov to Plant u '!. In anticipation of the i;c'eds of Arbor Day the Oklahoma experiment station has in presa a bulletin on Treo Culture," by Trofessor Morris of the horticultural department. While the bulletin treats of many features, such as the best trees to plant for shade or pest and role production, perhaps the most timely and useful p.dvice is that relating to planing which is as follows: The trees should he sot a little deeper in the soil than thoy stood in the nursery row, or where previously piown. The foil must be worhed in underneath the lar?e roots and tamped firm about them. Th? top of t io tree should le leaned sliphtly to tae southwest. This enables the tree to resist the hard south winds and before the end of the first season the tree will be standing in an er'ct position. It is a good plan to shake the tree several times while tanipins the dirt around t ho roots antl to rotir water anor.i the tree in order to bring: the po'.I in contact with every bit of root, surface. After the water has been poured en. another inch or two of dry soil and pood surface should be thrown about the tree to prevent baking. Tana Wrgon ,Inel. A simple and cheap form of wagon ack is illustrated. The material required is four pieces of wood and a few folts. It will serve Quite well if made of roft wood, hut will not last so long or f'o so .much heavy lifting as it would biade out of hard wood. Hickory is the best, hut white oak is almost as good. A is thirty-six inches long, six inches wide and one and one-half inchrs thick. II is thirty-six inches Ions, Fix inches wide, two inches thick. A U bolted to II at right angles with five ihreecighths bolts. It also has a succession of half-inch holes bored two nche? apart, towards the upper part. C is 2x3 inches, of hard wood and as long as may be desired. It has a succession of half-inch holes an inch and a half apart. D is three inches wide and one inch thick, and about fortyfour inches long. It is bolted to II p'vi or. " end, and has a mvnher of

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half-inch iron holes through the upper part, and an iron pipe to run through. This simple and cheap device answers perfectly for all the usual purposes of a wagon jack. ItipenlnK Apple on Tree. The longer apples remain on the tree, unless the weather becomes too old to permit their exposure, the better the flavor and the keeping qualities. The fruit that comes to perfection the farthest north, as th;.t In tho Hood river region of Oregon, appears to have the finest keeping qualities without deterioration in flavor. Of the varieties raised in the East the winter russets keep longest without being put in cold storage and really reach the full perfection of flavor only late In the winter or the early spring. It used to be considered a marvelot s and almost an impossible thing to keep apples over from the fall till the first summer apples appeared, but with methods of cold storage so extensively used as they ere now this is easily achieved and with far less deterioration in flavor than might reasonably be voected. Ileneflta of the Silo. It will keep your stock thrifty and growing all winter, produces fat beef more cheaply than dry feed, enables euws to produce milk and butter more tconomlcally, is more conveniently bandied than dry fodder, prevents more of corn stalks in the manure, furnishes a feed that the stock will relish in the cold winter months, makes palatable food of stuff that would not otherwise be eaten, enables the farmer to preserve food wh'ch matures at a rainy time of the year, when drying would bo next to impossible, and Is easily constructed and the expense of building will be more than returned the first year, and because it is the most economical method of supplying food for the stock during the hot, dry periods in summer, when the pasture i short Missouri Experiment Station. Wrlahli Ir Itoihrl. Following is the minimum or legal weight In pounds per bushel for the tarious commodities, by United States ftandnrd: Lime (unslaked) .!'App!ey (dried).. 261 M:ilt 3iB.irley 4SI füllet seed f.Ollrans (castor). 4ii ats 32H-ans (white).. Cdj (nlons .r. . I'.lue prass seed. 4i l'eaches (dried). 83Hran 2 V.as CM tuck wheat 4M J'eas (ground).. 24 Clover sted C'! Irish p.t.nr.-s .. 'oal vi Swt-et itatoes .. .ir.tv.rn shelled). . r.N Kve '5 Corn (ear) S i!t linc) 107Vrn neal - it H oarse) . . . I 1 J-Kixsf-o.t ;, Vi-nothv 4"i I lair (plastering) : Turnips r.r,lbnip seed ! Wlieat tiOlliriK'rlan f,0 Trappln: Hawk. V.'e recently luard of a poultryman who fastened several traps cn posts pr.d stumps near his poultry yard for the purpose of catching hawka. The ! traps worked day and night, and it was not long until he had caught five hawks, an owl and a polecat. Hawks have a hatdt of lighting on a post or free to survey the field b fore swooping ' i-.vn on their pre y. Farmers' .Mail 1 Freeze Ilnrd-VrUet Horse.. Many hard-worked horses suffer with fore backs and the harness galls. One of the best remedies for cooling and healing those sores is two teaspoonfuls of ground white oak bark, two quarts of water. Pour this water (hot) oer the bark and let it stand until cool. Then strain and bottle for use. Bathe sores in this solution. Walch the Cat. Keep your eye on the pet cat if yj-i have one. If not, then your neighbor may have one which visits you occaionally. It may cause the disappear-

ance of many a chick you can not account for. It takes a pretty sharp eye to catch the:n at it sometimes. The only remedy we ever found effective in such cases is to kill tie cat. It is impossible to break them of the hahH once they get it. Agricultural Epitor.iI'erllllror for Mratlon. Experiment station tests have shewn that nitrate of soda is the one fertilizer .most needed by meadows In tho spring. As early in the spring, the second year after wheat, if clover has been grown, as new fresh growth shows, make a mixture of equal weight of nitrate of soda and fine dry earth, and apply broadcast at the rate of 300 pounds per acre. It would be quite useless to use any other form of fertilizer, for everything depends upon immediate availability of the plaut food. By this treatment not only will wild grasses he kept back, but also sporadic patches of clover. The young timothy will develop very thick growth, due to very extensive stooling. The cost of fertilizer and its application will be about. $4 per acre if no fall application wa? made, r.nd SC..75 if H. was necessary to fall fertilize.

Poor Shelter for boe. Often wo sec sheep housed in places like that shc.vn. in the r'(,ture. On? can imagine what the interior of this hole would be after the winter rains. It is dark and entirelv without ventiA t'i v .. -.- v r HAD Slltxr-SIII LTI R. lation except for the front, and, in a case of a driving storm sheep would be in a worse condition inside than out. Sheep never thrive if confined in sheds that are draughty, too close, or badly ventilated, and it is surprising that men who have raised sheep for many years with poor results do not seem to appreciate this fact. A shed with an open side on the south and with an allowance of about twelve feot of floor space for each sheep, should be provided. Every sheep farm should have a dog-proof fence. Liquor and I'rlr of f'rnln. The Secretary of Agriculture is authoritatively quoted as saying that if every distillery and brewery in the United States were to close and never use another bushel of grain in the manufacture of, intoxicating liquors, the American farmers, as a class, would not know it, as far as the effect would show itself on the markets lor grain. Lnnd find Those YA'hn Work It. Ninety per cent of the land is owned by the men who work it, and about 70 per cent of it is farmed by the most intensive methods. The 30 per cent in grass is not pastured. A sevenyear rotation generally practiced is: Clover and grass two years, rye, wheat, roots, barley, oats. The land is well manured and produces heavy crops of grass. Ilrm anil Fruit. An insufficient supply of bees will hinder the setting of fruit. While ether Insects may take a rart in the carrying of pollen, the fruit raiser muiit rely chiefly upon honey bees. Experience shows that, though bees may fly two or three miles, hives should be within half a mile of the orchard or small fruit patch. To C'roaa a II rook. This arrangement anchors a post so it will not pull out when the wires are tightened. A wire is stretehed from the bases of the two posts ever the top of the lower post in a brook or ravine. Klnr ( onnlrjr Hull or. A woman In Illinois who makes fine butter writes that she skims the cream of two or three days' milk together, letting it all sour at one time, and churns as soon as it is sour. She makes pouhd rolls, and her butter always commands the highest price, her customers preferring it to creamery butter. Killing Wild Moatnrd. Wild mustard plants are easily killed without injury to the growing cereal crop by spraying the grain fields with a heavy 20 per cent solution of iron sulphate just before the mustard plants have reached the blossoming stage, according to the Wisconsin Experiment Station. I.OKK i" K ly Kleet rlclt -. Logging by electricity, it is said, will soon become the common practice In British Columbia, where electricity can be readily obtained from waterpower. With the disappearance of the steam engines in the woods will go 05 per cent of the annual forest fires. Care of Chleks. As soon as the young ehlcks are atched it Is a good plan to remove in to the garden or out under the es, if the weathrr is "favorably . here they can get plenty of insects tu eat and catch all thev like. Ilpt to ltnlap (Inn Horse. Tho best way to get a pood farm horse is to raise him. It is a mistake to suppose that a draft colt will put on bono with a diet of grass alone. He should get a little grain from th time he is big enough to eat it. Jucce Depend on Cow. Don't forget that dairy success depf nds much upon the individuality of the cow. With the same feed and are in every way, one cow may bring her owner a clear profit of $30 a year, while another will not pay expenses. Afte o f Horaea. A good authority on horses says that the grr.y will live the longest and that the roans come next in order. Blacks seldom live to be over 20, aaJ creams rarely live more than ten or fiftce i years. The LorRritl Inrnbiilor. The world's largest incubator is la Australia, where it is used to hatch 11,440 ducks' eggs or 14,010 hens' eggs at a time.

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Doiiffhnnta One cupful of sugar, two teaspoonfnls of melted butter, three eggs well beaten, one-half cupful of sour milk, one-half cupful of sweet milk, one-halt teaspoonful of soda in milk, one teaFpoonful baking powder in flour, nutmeg, salt: use just enough flour to stiffen with a spoon; take from the pan with spoon and spread on board; h't rise fifteen minutes; then with a fharp knife cut off and bring together, and fasten with fir.gers, and fry in hot lard; do not use hands to mix; u:;o -poon. Sntiee for C'hoeolnte Pnddiits:. Tour over the lire a cup of milk and ia rounded taWosr.oonfnl of suzar. Mix a. rounded tnMesnocnfnl of four with Ja little ni!k and when the milk and I sugar boil stir this into it. Cook for ! i-tvernl minutes, stirring all the tin:?, Jake from the lire and add slowly the Waten yolk of an tyg. Just before serving whip in the stiffened white with nn egg-leater and add a little vanilla flavcrinpr. Cheap Meat for Dinner. Put a flank steak into a frying pan with a little butter and brown on both sides, adding salt and pepper. Pour over the steak the contents of a,. can cf tomatoes, add a little salt and pepper and place the pan in the oven for forty-five minutes. "When done pour the juice from the meat and tomatoes cn the same platter, surrounding them with mashed potatoes. Dutch Applr I'udtllns. One egg, one cup milk, one pint four, two teaspoons baking powder, two tablespoons butter, saltspoon of palt. Mix and spread dough one-half nch thick on buttered cake tin. Cut pared and cored apples into eights and press Into the dough. Sprinkle with granulated sugar and bake. Serve with tream and sugar. I'nrnllopotl Onions. Teed six onions; boil in cold water until1 tender; batter a shallow dish and arrange the onions on it; add a cup of milk and a tablcspoonful of butler; sprinkle over a scant half-cup of cracker crumbs; put pieces of butter the size of a cherry on top of each onion; bake slowly about an hour. Walnut Wafer. Beat two eggs until light, then add pne-half pound light brown sugar that has been rolled fine, one-half pound rhopped nuts, three even teaspoonfuls Df flour, a pin .1 of salt and one-half teaspoonful of baking powder. Drop small spoonfuls on buttered pans and bake until light brown. l.emou t'rnckera. One-half pint of sweet milk, one egg, tne and one-quarter cups of sugar, onehalf cup of lard, one-half tablespoonful of oil of lemon, two tablespoonfuds of carbonate of ammonia, enough flour to make into a soft dough. Beat or knead for twenty minutes, roll thin, cut out and bake in a quick oven. Fried rtnnanaa. reel the bananas and cut each one into three pieces, crosswise. Roll each piece in beaten egg, then In cracker dust, and when the coating has stiffened fry to a golden brown in hot fat. Vhen done drain in a heated colander and send to the table on a very hot dish. Sra-Pomu Candy. Two cups of granulated sugar, half tup of corn sirup, half cup of cold water, whites of two eggs. Boil the sirup, sugar and water until the mixture hardens when dropped into cold water, then whip in the whites of the eggs and pour Into greased pans to cool. UrenkfnM Holla. Take one and one-half cups of bread i'.ough, one cup of warm water, one cup . t sugar, cne-half cup of lard, one beat en egg. Mix into a soft dough, let it raiso until night, mold into rolls, place in a pan at least two inches apart, and leave until morning. Hake about fifteen minutes. no I (er Cnlkta. Make a dough as for quick biscuit, J roll out quarter of an inch thick, zut in bcnall rounds and roll out these until thin as cookies. Trick with a fork, bake in a quick oven and when done butter well. Leave in the oven a minute and send to table. Fruit Candy. Wet two cups of sugar with two tablespoonfuls of water and boil until very thick. Stir in now a box of seeded and picked-over raisins and when these are well coated with the candy pour the mixture into buttered thins and mark off Into bars. Cocoa nnt Candy. Mix together two cups of powdered sugar, four tablespoonfuls of creacn, a teaspoonful of vanilla flavoring and a r-eent box of grated cocoanut. Pres3 the mixture hard into a square tin and cut into squares. Hint" About the llonae. Good coffee cannot be produced in a dirty coffee pot. Therefore carefully wash and dry the coffee pot each time it has been used. A little work basket in the guest room is often great comfort and one of those little things which a guest particularly appreciates. If your cooking utensils have a habit of burning cr the victuals stick easily, try boiling a little vinegar in same. Acts like magic, especially with heavy ikillets. To remove the odor of fish or onions from pans wash in good suds, then pla(o pan inverted over flame of gas range or put in hot oven for a few minutes. I'licious eggplant is prepared by tutting the raw vegetable up after tho maimer of while potatoes that are to be fried. Those are then fried in i riling h'-.'f f;it, sprinbl.'d with salt r.::.l sent to the table piping hot. When putting down linoleum or oilcloth have strips of molding nailed about the linoleum where it comes to the baseboard. This prevents dust from Gotting underneath and also prererves the edges from moisture under the floor covering. Vaseline has quite a number of domestic uses. When the brasses ar (leaned it is little extra work to ruh them over with vaseline and polish with a soft duster; but this will sav much work ultimately, as, after this treatment, they will not readily tarnish.

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Selilor 011 u I.o"iii Tube Train Were lint hr.illed. Have you seen the "Chantecler" face? It makes its owner look like a tattooed Maori chieftainess. The "Chante If r" face made its first public appearaiKe Tuesday, the London Express says. It was seen in a train on the underground railway. The wearer of the "Chantecler" face was a middle-aged woman. As she entered at the end of the carriage something strange in the appearance of her face attracted the attention of those near the door. A thrill ran through the carriage, and In a few moments forty pairs of ees were staring, as if fascinated, at her apparently tattooed features. Those who weie near Boon solved the mystery of her astonishing aspect. She wore a gauzy veil, on which were embossed chanteclers, with crowing heads, flapping wings and flowing tails. There was one large chantecler in the middle of ear-h cheek, a small one upon the end of her nose, one a little larger on the chin, another on the forehead, and on the temples were detached bunches of cock's feathers. livery "Chantecler" hat in the carriage there were several with great bunches of sweeping feathers which challenged the title became utterly insignificant in contrast with the dominating "chantroler" face. At first the wearer smiled as sho noticed the attention which her tattooed appearance commanded. But under the steady gaze of many eyes her courage oozed away and at last she -iiade a dash for the door. Then a wonderful thing happened. The sky was overclouded and rain had been falling. But as the owner of the "chantecler" face stepped on the plat'orm the clouds parted and the sun shone! "What did I do with that memorandum?" said a distinguished-looking man, speaking half to himself but with his eyes on the clerk, who stood waiting for his order in a large city grocer. "What I've done with that memorandum this time I really cannot iraogine. But you just wait a minute." He began searching his pockets. From each of them came scraps of paper, big and little, old letters with pencil notes on them, envelopes similarly decorated, two or three small note books, a theater program, and a number of pieces evidentfy torn from the margin of a newspaper and covered with writing. He examined the scraps one after' another and restored each bunch to its separate pocket. The cleric waited, and. a customer farther along the counter eyed the display with curios.lt. "Gone," said the gentleman, with aa air of finality. "I'll have to trust to memory." The clerk nodded. "Six eggs?" he said, with an interrogative inflection. "Right" said the gentleman. The clerk wrote it down. "A pound of butter?" be continued. "A pound of butter," agreed the gentleman. "Bread?" "Three loaves." "Coffee?" The gentleman hesitated- "No," he said, with decision. "Coffee enough on hand to last the rest of the week." He smiled contentedly, watched the clerk write a name and address at the top of the order, and then went out of the shop whistling. "How did you know what he wanted?" asked the other customer of the clerk. "lie lives just around the corner In an apartment and he and his wife get their own breakfasts. Always the same things never any change but he always has to have it written down." "Do you know who he is?" "His name is Bertini. I think. He's a kind of professor. I believe he has a kind of memory system he teaches to people who can't remember things." The other customer smiled, but the clerk was quite serious. He had no sense of humor. Youth's Companion. The l.olc of the Cnc. The arithmetic of the little girl in this story was faultless. She knew that two times zero equal3 zero, and she acted on tho knowledge. Dut mathematics is not business, and the milliner was probably justified In declining to accept Mary's logical conclusion. The Incident is taken from the Delineator. "I want a hatpin." said little Mary. as she gazed at the cushion full of sparkling ornaments on the milliner's show-case. "How much is it?" "Oh, nothing." returned the kindhearted Mrs. llriggs, who remembered hat Mary's mother was one of her regular customers. "Ill take two, then," said Mary. The VtrioiiN Circle. When Donald came in from school his face showed unmistakable signs of tears, and at the first symptoms of maternal affection they started to How again. "Now. Donald boy, tell mother all about it. What's the matter?" "Ze teacher she scolded me." "Well, we'll try and forget that, won't we? Never mind." "But, muzzer, zat's jes' what she scolded me 'bout. She said I never did mind!" Why She Itetunied. Mrs. Johnsen had gone away from j home, leaving Mr. Johnson disconso- ! late. On arriving at her destination, she missed her gold lace pin, and wrote her servant, r. 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