Plymouth Tribune, Volume 9, Number 19, Plymouth, Marshall County, 10 February 1910 — Page 6

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TOhVvcü is!TCWJ? .TP'S WS. I.V'ST HX-'-'-f 'JAj 7 :m: . 7i ir-u: c"-n n-jnu . ItSlZ CAUSED BY Iviijt5TiON ORSOf LIVERj ROUBLE W'rCH CAN BCl'RED BY .lUIUCüiESl 31 nnyon'n Paw In vr coax the liver into activity by gentle methods. They do not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a torjc to the stomach, liver and nerves ; invigorate instead of weaken. They enrich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into It. These pill. contain r.o calom 1 : they are soothing, lieallr.g and stimulating. For pale by a.i 'hugpisU i:i 10c and l'öc si-e. If y-.i neec medical advice, v. rite Munyon's Ioctors. They will advise to the best o!' their ability absolutely free of Cnarfce. Jll'. YO'S. .-..'Id and Jellerkoa St.f Philadclphia, Munyon's CoM Remedy eures a cold In one day. Frhe -ö ?.lar.yon's Rheumatism r.emedy relieves in a few hours and cures la a few tlays. Price 20c. Wnlxtruali for Duck. Taney cold weather waistcoats for pet made by experienced tailors, is the announcement that meets the eye in a London west-end shop. These waistcoats are made in all the latest colors and of the finest materials. They are braided and beautifully finished, and must take hours to manufacture. Charms in the shape of mirrors, tiny brushes with the dog's monogram on the back, and silver toads are other novelties advertised for dps wear. TO C I UK A COLU I. DAY Tak.- LAXATIVE EROMO Quinine Tablets. l'riUiT'-'f'4 n-fur.d money if it fails to cure. E. W. GKOVL'S v.nature is on each box. J5cCatching On. I'upliorbia," he groaned, "after all these years of devotion on my part are you poinj? to close the door of hope in my face?" "Yes. Algy," she said; "but I'll open It when you er ring." Al?y understood. He brought a solitaire the next time he came. Chicago Tribune. "ar. white clotl.es are a :gn that taa h'MiLt-ei.er uses Ued Cross Ball lila. ltij. package, R Ciate. ' HEAPING IX WASTE PLACES. Arronipllfthment of a Vncanl-Lola Cultivation Axtwintlou. 'You don't mean to say you could make a garden out of that disreputabielooklng lot? Why. it Is covered with stones ajd tin cans and all sorts of refuse. I doubt if you could coax a weed to grow there!" It was an owner of unimproved real estate who made the objection to James H. Dix, the superintendent of the Philadelphia Vacant Lots Cultivation Association, says Harper's "Weekly. Mr. Dix had asked for the free use of the lot for one of the 4.000 poor people to whom such ground gives the one opportunity for gaining a taste of the delights of the farmer's life. "Just wait and see,' was the answer. "Come back in three months and you won't know it for the lot." Long before the three months had elapsed the surprised land owner, after gazing with wonder at the luxuriant green of corn, tomatoes, beans and iotatoes .which had made his ugly lot a thing of beauty, exclaimed: "If this Is the sort of thingyou vacant-lot people are doing in Philadelphia you are public benefactors." " Last year, at an expenditure by the association of less than $G,000 for all purposes, Including putting the land In shape and the cost of free seed to those who could not afford to pay for it, the amateur gardeners realized more than $40,000 from their product. Many of the gardeners were thus saved from becoming public charges, new life and vigor were imparted to many others, while In a number of cases the life in the open proved just what was needed to save from the grave sufferers from tuberculosis. . A mother and three children, oeserted by the husband and father, were almost destitute when they learned that a garden could be secured. Bravely they went to -ork on their little firth-of-an-acre tract. The mother fell sick, but the children would not give up. They were able to supply the heme table, while they sold more than a hundred dollars' worth of provisions, and put up for the winter twelve bushels of potatoes and fifty quarts of canned vegetables. GET POWER. The Snpply Come from Fond. If we get power from food, why nbt strive to get all the power we can? That is only possible by use of skilfully selected food that exactly fits the requirements of the body. Toor fuel makes a poor fire and a pcor fire is not a good steam producer. "From not knowing how to select the right food to fit my needs. I suffered grievously for a long time from stomach troubles," writes a lady from a little town in Missouri. "Jt seemed as if I would never be able to find out the sort of food that wa3 best for me. Hardly anything that I could eat would stay on my stomach. Every attempt gave me heartburn and filled my stomach with gas. I got thinner and thinner until I literally berame a living skeleton and in time was compelled to keep to my bed. "A few months ago I was persuaded to try Grape-Xuts food, and it had such Kood effect from the very beginning that I have kept up its use ever since. I was surprised at the ease with which I digested it. It proved to be just what I needed. "All my unpleasant symptoms, the heartburn, the Inflated feeling which gave me so much pain disappeared. My weight gradually increased from S3 to 116 pounds, my figure rounded out, my strength came back, and I am now able to do my housework and enjoy it. Grape-Xuts did it." A ten days trial will show anyone some facts about food.' Look in pkgs for the little book, "The Road to Wellville." "ThereV a Reason." Esr read the above letter? A new one appears from time to ttme. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest.

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HIS VALENTINES. To Maud I'll send a valentine All tinsel, bows and gilded lace; She's such a young sweetheart of mine That gifts like these will be in plae; She'll dance for joy, because, you see. My sweetheart Maud is only three: To my old sweetheart, grandma dear. I'll send a parcel, trim and neat; Contents I need not mention here Something to wear, or drink, or eat; No matter! She'll consider it The valentine för her most tit. For quiet May I'll buy and send A pretty book to read betimes (She my good comrade Is, and friend); To suuey Lil some saucy rhymes; To Ethel llowers; and then ah, well. To her whose name I will not tell, Whose tender eyes before me shine. Whose sweet face haunts me, angelfair. I dare not write a valentine. I breathe, instead, a trembling prayer (So dear she Is, so far apart). And send her, silently, my heart: Woman's Home Companion. St. Valrnline' liny. The god of love has a day in this month. Cupid celebrates St. Valentine's day, when hearts are trumps and arrows are Hying promiscuously about. St. Valentine was a lion. an priest who suffered martyrdom at Rome about 270. He is a saint of most uusaintly play, whose sport it is to mate the birds as well as the hdn and lassies. Ho is a grave wag In robe of priestly flow. Chaucer notices this saint in "The Assembly of the Foules," when they meet together to choose their mates. We hail thy returning d.iy, good St. Valentine! "Thy name is great in the rubric of the saints; not greater indeed i3 any other father in the calendar; not Jerome, riot Ambrose, not Cyril, not Austin, whom all mothers hate; not Origen, who hated all, mothers. Thou comest, gay St. Valentine, attended with thousands of little loves, and the air is 'Brushed with the his3 of rustling wings.' Singing Cupids are .thy choristers and thy precentors, and Instead of the crosier, the mystical arrow Is borne before thee. Mysterious personage art thou, oh, thou immortal GoBetween " Ileent a u Intuit. Too much could not bo said of Mr. Lincoln's uniform meekness and klrdness of heart, but his temper could be aroused on occasion. Among the callers at Le White House one day was an ofiict who had been cashiered from the service. He had prepared an elaborate defense of himself, which he consumed much time in reading to the President. When he had finished Mr. Lincoln replied that even upon his own statement of the case the facts would not warrant executive interference. Disappointed and considerably crestfallen, the man withdrew. A few days afterward he again called upon the President and went over substantially the same ground. For a third time he succeeded in forcing himself into the presence of Mr. Lincoln, who with great forbearance listened to another repetition of the case to its conclusion, but made no reply. The officer looked at the Presi

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dent a moment and then burst out: "Weil, I see t'uat you are fully detcmiined not to do me justice." This was aggravating even for Mr, Lincoln. Manifesting, however, no :i?eiv feeling than that indicated by a . :-'r;!)t compression of the lips, he very quietly arose, laid down a package of paper lie held In his hand, and then suddenly seizing the defunct oTicer by the eoat collar, he marched him forcibly to the door and pushed him into the hall, saying: "I give you ,fair warning never to show yourself in this room again. I can bear censure, but not insult." FAMOUS xSAYINGS or A5PAHAM LINCOLN COtltCTLD BY DR. DIX 4 One war at a time. Keep pegging away. The majority should rule. We cannot escape hiftory. War. at the best, is terrible. I can bear ceniure, but not Insult. Important principles must be Inflexible. Towering genius disdains a beaten path. Had promises are better broken than kept. I.t is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. Nothing is so local as not to be of somo general benefit. The government must not undertake to run the churches. If I havo risen, why should any be hindered from rising? There Is no grievance that Is a fit object of redress by mob law. The smallest are often the most difficult things to deal with. We don't read that Hannibal had any money to prosecute his wars with.1 The dogmas of the quiet past are inüdeauate to the stormy present. People of any color seldom run unless there be something to run from. Shall he who cannot do much bo for that reason excused if he do nothing? Gold is good in its place, but living. bruve and patriotic men are better than gold. Persisting In a charge which one does not know to be true is simply malicious slander. Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this. If the end brings me out all right. what is said against me won't amount to anything. I claim not to have controlled events,' but confess plainly that events have controlled me. We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing. Advancement improvement In condition Is the order of things In a society of equals. Why. as to Improvements, magnify the evil and stoutly refuse to see uny good in them? Is it the true test of soundness of a Joctrir.e that in some places people won't let you proclaim it? Let us renew our trust In God and

sea. go forward without fear and with manly hearts. Allow mo to assure ou that suspieion and jealousy never did help any man in any situation. Whenever I bear any 'one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to 'v it tried on him personally. I have said nothing but what I am willing to live by. and if It be the pleasure of. Almighty God. die by. Would llnve Plenied Harum. Wfcen Abraham Lincoln was a lawyer In Illinois, he and a certain judge onco got to ban:ering one another about trading horses, and It was agreed that the next morning they should make a trade, the horses to be unseen up to that hour, and no backing out, under a forfeiture of $2r. At the hour appointed the judge came up, leading the sorriest looking specimen of a horse ever seen in those parts. In a few minutes Mr. Lincoln was seen approaching with a -wooden saw horse upon his shoulders. Great were the shouts and the laughter of the crowd, and both were greatly increased when Mr. Lincoln, on surveying the Judge's animal, set down his saw 'horse and exclaimed: "Well, judge, this Is the first time I ever got the worst of ' in a horso deal." A Valentine Q next lou. Wlv.it for her valentine? And what could please her bettei Than to inclose this heart of mine Within a Utter' She'd Emile and toss her, curls. (O innocent and artless!) Put all the other girls Would straightway doom me heartless! i Atlanta Constitution. ' Advertisements first appeared In newspapers In 1652. TIME MAKES Chicago News.

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I have it still, tho" years have fled. And sho is numlurod with tho dead; Om e more upon tny desk it lies, With love-liht in its dreamy eyes; And while I read its simple rhyme, I feel n:y old heart beating time: "The rose is red. the violet's blue Xo knife can cut our love in two." One winter morning, long ago. It came to me across the snow, A little messenger in white, Though faded now my heart's delight. Met h inks I see the golden hair, Tho eyes that held me in their snare; And from the past, almost divine, She speaks through this old Valentine. I i Aye, from the past so deeply veiled, P.eyond w hose, mists our barks havo sailed. Steals forth a hand that seems to write, t'pon this sairic old page to-night. As once 'twas writ, that homely rhyme, Fo mercilessly touched by time "The rose is red. the violet's blue, Xo knife can cut our love in two." I wonder if beyond the blue. That robes the sky for me and yon. The sweethearts of the olden time Ib-spect to-day; the childish rhyme. Like that which now before me lies, With love-light in Its thousand eyes It insist be so, for I to-day. Have he.nd a voice from far away. . T. C. H.irlaush. i Lincoln mid the Southerner. The Hon. (Joor;? D. Wie, a former Congressman from Virginia, tells his friends an interesting story about Lincoln. In lhe spring of ISO I Mr. Wise and two other young Southerners, one ot whom stood six foot four, were attending school in Washington. The morning th? Kev.s of !h firing on lVrt Sumter reached them, they d - id'd that it was their iniy to return r.t once to Richmond, their hone, and enlist in the Southern cnise. As Mr. Le.ieoln was to give a public re-e-i-iioa tl.it müht, your.-' Wise proposed that they r-;ter..l. to se; what sort of niau the President rerlly was. "Xo." :iid the mil fellow. "I for one v.o.i't gi) near the rascal." "P.ttt," ur-ed the third youth, who at o.ice fell in witli the suggestion, "there is going to be war. ami Mr. Lincoln will undoubtedly i ise to great prominence. We really -we it to ourselves to know something about the m:n." Mon abuse followed from the tall fellow. "Xow look h m . " broke in voting Wise. after th argument h:ul gone on for a sjK'ii. rrcd and i here are going to that reception to-nilit, and you are going with us." The upshot of the matter was that the three young men went to thr receptiou und lined up with several hundred others to greet President Lincoln. Of tht three friends the tall fellow stood first in line, with his hands held resolutely behind hi back. "I'll go," he had finally said, "but I'll never shake hands with him." Slowly the three Southerners passed tin with. the lino until the tail fellow stood opposite f'C President. His two friends waited breathlessly for the expected or the unexpected, they scarcely knew which. The President reached out his hand. The tall fellow, with Iiis hands still behind him. looked the President straight in the eye, and with a proud toss of the head, passed ou without taking the 'outstretched hand. Across the sad face of the President Hashed a look- f surprise and inquiry, and then a merry twinkle leaped to his eyes, as he half-divined the cause of the slight. "Just a moment, young man," he said, as the tall felloy was passing on. "How tall are you':" "I I I'm six feet four." stammered the youth, utterly astounded at the question. "I believe I can match you." returned the President; and then and there, before the assembled throng, he turned back to back with the Southerner to determine which of the two was the taller. The Southerner outmatched the President. "Young man, I can't match you," the President was forced to admit, "but," he added, putting, out his hand again and smiling kindly into the eyes of the young fellow, "I never let anybody taller than I am get by me without shaking hands." And t'.ie Southerner, completely overcome, took the extended hand; nor did Ix ever again speak ill of Mr. Lincoln.Youth's Companion. Verne un Woman. Trivial as it may seem, the verse penned by Lincoln when he was 17. at the time of his sister Sarah's marriage to Aaron Grigsby. may give some insight into his lifelong estimate of the attitude of man toward woman. These are the concluding verses: "The woman was not taken From Adam's feet we see; o he must not abuse her, The meaning seems to be. "The woman was not taken From Adam's head we know. To sh w she should not rule him 'Tis evidently so. "The woman she was taken From under Adam's arm, So she must be 'protected From injuries and harm." Sin lie of Fortune Grim. ' Fortune Teller You will be very poor until you are S5 years of age. Impecunious Poet (eagerly) And after then? Fortune Teller You will get used to lt. The Sketch. Same Iteaalt, Anyway. "Why don't you go to the picnic?" "Aw, I'm too tired. Let's soak a few sandwiches in lemonide and eat 'em on the kitchen floor." Washington Herald. IT BRIGHTER.

The I'arly Demand I'eaoe. Roth the President and the country want the Republicans in Congress to stop wrangling and go to work. In its platform of 1H0S the Republican party made certain promises in regard to legislation, and an attempt must be made to carry them out. A start was taken in the special session, by the enactment of the Payne tariff. That act is giving an excellent account of itself. It is furnishing moa-e revenue than the Dingley law afforded, and at the same time it is giving ample protection to every important interest which needs any. That act will aid the party in the congressional campaign of 1910 and in the Presidential canvass of 1912. Threats were recently made by the Democrats that they would attack the Payne act in the campaign this year, but the chances now are that they will say very little about it. The Republican campaign managers would welcome an assault on the tariff by the Democrats. It would give the Republicans an iisue which could be relied on to win tens of thousands of new votes for theni in every industrial State. A Democratic attack on the tariff in the campaign this year would make some of the rock-ribbed Democratic districts of Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolina and Louisiana decidedly doubtful. Tke tariff, howevdr, was only one of the promises made- by the Republican platform of 1&0S. As far as practicable, all of them must bo carried out. And they cannot be carried out unless a reasonable share of unity is maintained in the party. Mr. Taft has a decided interest in keeping the Republican line unbroken. So has the entire country. Only by the preservation of peaco in the party can it hope to win in the electious next November. The Democrats have neither intelligent leadership nor a policy which appeals to any considerable number of the progressive people of the country. Nevertheless, any serious, split imong the Republicans might take away enough seats in the coming election to place the Democrats in a majority in the House. If the country should seriously believe that a Democratic victory would tome Jn .November business would get a setback which would quickly diminish the volume of our industrial activities. Only by the maintenance of Republican sway can the trade rally be continued. Everybody remembers the prompt forward movement of industry which greeted the Republican victory In IPOS. That was an assurance that the country would have san?, progressive legislation for at lei-st four years longer. But a Democratic triumph In 1910 would destroy this hope. It would, moreover, carry a portent of Democratic victory for both President and Congress In 1912. St. Louis Globe Democrat. Tariff Aftermath. New England shoe manufacturers, having complained very bitterly 6f the extreme costs of materials, succeeded In getting the following paragraph in the Payne tariff bill against ' the loud protests of the cattle raisers: "Hides of cattle, raw or uncured, whether dry, salted or pickled, shall be admitted free of duty." The Dingley law had charged a duty Df 13 per cent on hides. The manufacturers were still not satisfied. Having the Influence of Cannon and Aldrich and most of the Eastern representatives with them, an attempt was made to maintain the Dingley tariff on shoes, which was 25 per cent. There was a lot of juggling. A most ingenious joker got into the bill. But some one caught sight of it and it became one of the points over which Mr. Taft balked when the measure wqs in the hands of the conference committee. The paragraph having to do with hides now reads, In addition to the quotation above: "Provided that on and after October ilrst, nineteen hundred and nine, grain, buff and split leather shall pay a duty of seven and one-half per centum ad valorem; that all boots and shoes, made wholly or in chief value of leather from cattle hides and cattle skins of whatever weight, of cattle of the bovine species, including calfskins, shall pay a duty of ten per centum ad valorem." The National Boot & Shoe Manufacturers Association met in New York and decided upon an Increase in prices of at least 10 per cent on all grades. The public is told that this Is made Imperative by the high cost of materials. The lower, duties upon pulp paper caused Canada to start putting an export tax into effect which counteracts any possible saving J.o consumers of paper and robs the government of just -so much revenue. The fruit growers of California obtalhed an Increase in the tariff on lemons and the railroads Immediately raised rates so as to absorb the profit. And here the shoe manufacturers, after pleading for lower duties on raw material, in order that the poor public might not have to pay mox&.for footgear, blandly raise the prices. They also defy the competition with Europe made possible by lower custom rates! The figuring of economists is never more awry than in dealing with the tariff question. Low duties do not necessarily mean low prices to consumers and an open door for foreign goods does not prevent trade associations from dictating increases in their wares. The principal free trade argument is made ridiculous by a halfday's meeting of a group of Industrial magnates. Toledo . Blade. atnrnl Death. A tourist while traveling in the north of Scotland, far away from anywhere, exclaimed to one of the natives: "Why. what do you do when any of you are ill? You can never get a doctor." "Xae, sir," replied Sandy. "We've jist to dec a naitural death." London Opinion. (Jraniiy' .ew Hole. Little Gladys Granny, go down on your hand? and knees for a minute, please. Fond Grandmother What am I to do that for, my pet? Little Gladys 'Cause I want to draw an elephant. "7n the Contrary. His friend Hello, old man! So you've taken it up, too, have you? The Inventor (owner of a flying machine that will not fly) On the contrary!

f A Subject Which Deeply Interexti People of Small Menu. Congress and one or more state legislatures have set out to ascertain if they can the reason why the ccst of living is so much in excess of what it was a few years ago. This is a subject which interests so deeply the people or small incomes, who make up ninety-nine-one-hundrodths of the total population, that they do. not like to wait for the tardy conclusions of investigating committees. They would like to know now why prices are so high and who are the beneficiaries, so that they may apply the remedy If the situation shall admit of one. The Tribune, aware of their impatience, has been making an elaborate investigation, whose results have been published day by day. Food and clothing are the two items which touch the wage earner most nearly. That they have become dearer during late years is undisputed. .It is not necessary to quote figures here. Every housewife knows what the advance in food prices has been. Everybody who could possibly be concerned in the advance swears that he has de rived no undue benefit from it and Is not responsible for it. The farmer, the cattle raiser, the railroad manager, the packer, the retailer, each of them says in turn that he is not the man. There is no question that the farmers are much better off than they were in 1S06. They complain of the high price of labor, agricultural implements, etc., but they would not exchange present conditions for those of fifteen years ago. Their wteat sells now for twice what it did then, but it is the demand that regulates the price. The farmer is in no pool or trust. He is robbing nobody. Nor does it appear that the retailers of foodstuffs are doing so. They ask more for goods, but they have to pay more. Their operating expenses are heavy, largely because consumers make them so. If everybody took home his own groceries the grocer would not. ba put to so much expense for wagons, horses and drivers. They are a convenience to the consumer for fhlch ho pays. The tariff cannot be blamed for the advance" in the cost of living. The rates have E$t been changed materially during the last dozen years. Those on a few foodstuffs were lowered a trifle last year. Xor can the railroads be blamed. Their rates have varied little. Wages have gone up, and the wage bill is an essential element of the cost of production and of services. But the wage workers say that the advance In their pay has not kept pace with the advance In the cost of living. Furthermore, there are some classes of workers clerks, for instance where there has been little or no advance. Whoever may benefit by the higher cost of living, they are the chief sufferers. The Vribune may be asked, "Then is nobody responsible for the higher cost of JivingV' Its answer would be, "To a certain extent, everybody." A higher and more expensive standard of living is everywhere the Inevitable result of Increasing prosperity, but lu this country there has been a general tendency to raise the standard unduly. We have scoffed at the petty economies of the household. President Harrison said "a cheap coat makes a cheap man." That has been taken as a gospel truth. Housekeepers have refused to buy cheap and nutritious foodstuffs. They have insisted on the dearest and the daintiest. There has been frightful household waste due to ignorance of the arts of cooking and of marketing. The wages which many a man says" are Insufficient for the support of a family would be ample if the woman of the house knew how to make the best use of them. It may be that she- is not to blame. She may have spent In mill or factory years that otherwise would have been employed in learning how to make digestible and palatable meals for little money. A meat boycott is a spasmodic protest, not a remedy. The remedy is to bear in mind the fact that the cost of living depends to a great extent upon the individual. He is not compelled to buy the best cuts or the whitest flour. The1 wastage of the American kitchen would feed a frugal nation. Not long ago the Agricultural Department published statistics showing that the per capita production of most staple farm products was as large or larger to-day than in 1S75. Presumably the per capita waste of those products is much greater now than then. But they complain of the higher cost of living in France, Germany and England, where American extravagance is not imitated. So some general cause of the advance must be sought for. A majority of the political economists find it in the increased production of gold. They point to the rise in prices which followed the discovery of America and the flood of precious metals from Mexico and Peru, and say that history is repeating itself. "So long as the gold supply increases faster than population, production and the consequent volume of things bought and sjld," says Prof. Taussig, "so long the rise In prices will continue." If the political economists wre of one mind there'would apparently be no remedy for an advance in prices, with wages lagging in the rear, unless the output of gold could be limited until population and production caught up. It Is to be hoped that the Congressional and other-investigators will not fail to deal thoroughly with this phase of the question. That there has been an enormous increase in the output of gold since 1S90 all know. Has it been so great as to reduce perceptibly the purchasing power of the gold dollar? If so, we shall have an explanation, good as far as It goes, of the higher cost of living. Chicago Tribune. He Did .Not Ilenltnte.. "You must rest," said the specialist after a knowing thumping cf the pop. ular preacher's person. "You will be in the next world in three months unless you go abroad, and take a complete rest." "Oh, then I'll go abroad at cn"?," replied the preacher quite innocently. Youth's Companion. Do a n Suttntltute. The Assistaat Our tattooed man is sick. Museum Manager Well, we ought to be able to find a football player with enough black and blue spots on him to do as a substitute. Ionjsrello-T,'i4 (iravc. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, the poet, is buried in Mount Auburn cemetery, Boston. Experience is a great teacher, but it Is a slow way of getting "an educa tion.

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Sprains - . Sloan's Liniment is the best remedy for sprains and bruises. It quiets the pain at once, and can be applied to the tenderest part without hurting because it doesn't need' to be rubbed all f ou have to do is to lay it oa ightly. It is a powerful preparation and penetrates instantly relieves any inflammation and congestion, and reduces lhe swelling. Here's the Proof. Mr. L. Roland, Bishop of Scranton, Ta. says: ' On the 7th of this present month, as I was leaving the building at noon for lunch, I dipped and fell, spraining my wrist. I returned in the afternoon, and at four o'clock I could not hold a pencil in my hand. I returned home later and purchased a bottle of Sloan's Liniment and used it five or six limes before I went to bed, and' the next day I was able to go to work end use rr.y Land as usuaL Sloan's Liniment ' is an excellent antiseptic and germ killer heals cuts, burns, wounds and contusions, and will draw the poison from slim; of poisonous insects. 25c.tC0c.and$1.G0 HlAan'a book oa hnrtra, mttl. hf nntl poultry Mkl tree Auure Dr. Earl S. Sloan, ' Boston, 31iss U.SJL J VYd" Serlptural Corilnrr. A Scriptural method cf carving fowls when 'in secular company was claimed , by a witty clergj maa . who, having heea asked. to carve one day, said, "Inasmuch as you demand it, I will carvt- the fowl according to Biblical principles." "Yes." exclaimed tho hostess, "act according to tho Scriptures." The theologian therefore began the carving. The baron V.-33 tendered the head of the fowl, the baroness the neck, the two daughters a wing apiece and the two sens a first joint, the carver retaining the remaintier. "According to what interpretation, do you make such a division?" inquired the host of his guest as he regarded the clergyman's heaping plate and the scant portions doled out to the family. "From an interpretation of mj own," replied the clerical wit. "As the master of your house the head belongs to you by right; the baronesr being the most hear to you, should receive the neck, which is nearest the head; in the "aings the young glrla will recognize a symbol of their noble thoughts, that fly from one desire to another; as to the ycung barons, the drumsticks tbey have received will remind them that they are responsible for supporting your house, as the legs cf the capon support the bird itself." London Standard. WI1KN YOtVltE AS llOAItsK tiicm. Wtw our cootf tun it and airg. Wtwn jou'Tea oldtashiurted dep-eata cold, t.ike At en' l.nnf Hal' tJin. hold t j all driiKiMs, 2jc. tue and ll.W bouiea. Same of Clothea. "Funny. Isn't it," said the observant woman, "how our clothes are named. In some of tiem there is a sort of pretense that may please others, but it seems absurd to me. For Instance, I have had a woman show me a coat and tell me bow fine It would be for driving, when neither I nor ope in a hundred of her customers would ever get into a carriage. Then the motor veils! Jui.. see how every woman rushes to get them. I suppose they will be ßelling thousands of aviation hats next. But if you don't realize how our clothes are named and the foolishness of It, just conside that at the same time a wonr.n may wear a so-called tennis blouse, a sailor collar, walking shoes," a riding hat, a motor veil, a trotting skirt, a golf vest and a driving coat, And in spite of the complexity of sports she wouldn't look particularly incongruous, cither." At the Mäht School. Teacher You have heard. I presume, of the "fourth estate." Have you any idea what it is? Shaggy Haired Pupil Ye, sir; it's a quarter section of land. For Asthma, Bronchitis and all Throat Troubles Take CUKE tit tut nvszi m (sJcsiiLuj T The relet a as quick as i: b certain. Heasant to take and cJi:inteed 1 1.1 r . .ansojutciy nee rrom opia-cs. AH Dnjjvkta, 25 cent. Dr, fitartol's Feniais Pills SEVENTEEN YEARS THE STANDARD Prescribed and recommended lor women ailment, a sclenliiirally prepared remedy o3 proven worth, lhe result rmm their ue Is quick and perraancnt. for le at all driiQ tore. naillictcdwilb Sre Eyes, use IIS r fir ill

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