Plymouth Tribune, Volume 9, Number 11, Plymouth, Marshall County, 16 December 1909 — Page 7

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For sale by all druggists. Trial package and a treatise entitled "Causes of Diseases in Women" sent free on receipt of accom-panj-ing coupon. Write your name and address plainly and address THE PJSO COMPANY, DEPT. B., WARREN, PA. i What Gcvsrr.or Deneon, cf Eiünols, I " Scys About It: i! :ys -Tirsraor Denton, cf Illinois, rm . "As n American I cm IHeli -.h'.c 1 to the rnirkali! propres o Western (uarvU. Our reople uro lUx-kinz arm s tha boerrfurf in thruiI sani. ana I tiarc not yt t I ratt ouo itha B'linittca P'rV. 1 1 . .- a . . 1- ..... I . a It Wh32t h 1223 TTeotnra Cr.naft fielu crop f.r ICi will .i: tipM t O tDi f.ux.tr 170.0O0.G00.t0 in eaxlt. J reellomeMeaddof ltOa.Te, i !A Zfi?'Jt and r-r .! wide iemptlon of IHÜhcivm inj au acre. l;r.;I-.7iy a;: a oapnaifs h ave Ian . irr nie 4' f O ' r; reafoTi:.t.le rrie. Mary f;rnis have naiil for their Saai ot.1 of th trxifi( ot 0110 (too. Spfenul.l tlimnte. sooil mtIhioI . elleit railwar fielilUf 3,lov7 f r'irh raifs wood, wate aiii r.-7J. . .V-?;---1 "" -'f-Jfl naviculars a J.AJ!)ic top't of lm s as to mutable JocnUoa I . n-itirry rma. aft 'f 13 : Cn.. or to ti,4 fallowing Canadian lior't Acnl. W. H.Kogcr.31 loirTrctt.n-TeriiiliialDui:diii-r. laiiianao'i". I nil., and II. ji. Willlar.ia. Km r. Law Ikiililinj. X.'ieuo. uUio. (Use aUures ceret yo.) riease ys.7 trhcro you saw tbis adTertlsemea!. As sie ärows old ihe bowels grow lass active. Some then take harsh Cathartics, j and ihelr bowels harden. Then j they multiply the dose. Seme ! take candy Cascarets. They act ! j in czhxral ways, aad one tablet a i day is sufficient j Vest-txckct box. 10 centr-at drct-stores. People now ase aüüioa boxes monthly. SSI I Beit for Baby and Best for Molier I A CURE S Is fine for cindren and adults, Terr pleasant W to take and free from opiates. It soothes andheah the aching throat and assures rsstful h nights to both mother and child. AH DrozgiiU. 25 cent. pi CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR HOLIDAY RATES VIA NICKEL PLATE ROAD. Tickets on sale Dec. 24, 23, 21 and Jan. 1. Good returning Jan. 3. Fare and a half for round trip. Ask Agent or write F. P. Pamln, T. P. A., Ft. Wayne, Ind. (09-4 S) It Told the Troth. A countryman on a visi3 to Glasgow, while walking along Argyll street reading the signboards and the tickets in the shop windows, said to his companion, "Hoo can a thae ham shops be the best and cheapest? Every yin o them says that, and the same wl the clothts shops, tae. They are i 1st a lot of leears." They continued along the street until, coming opposite a plumber's shop with a big bill in the window with the word3 "Cast Iron Sinks" printed In large letters on it, he exclaimed: "Well. Jock, here's yin that tells the truth at ony rate. But any half-witted foci ken3 that cast iron wad sink." Tit Bits. AT.TXNM TX"0 HALS AM Is tbe old reliable rcuKh trmixij. Kound In ererr lru rtoreur! m pr-wiK-ally erry home, for ule by all ürxwiois, Zjc, Ibc and Sl.CJ boities. i Who Krer Heard a welkin ring? Or sat on ti3 hostess' right hand? Or joined a young lady in a cup of tea? Or saw a rafter split with laughter? Or caught a cow with a cowcatcher? Or fairly raised a roof with his shouts? Or dropped his eyes to the ground? Or withered hi3 enemy with a glance? Or was frozen by one? Or stabbed by the same? Or had hi3 heart run away with his head? Or hitched his wagon to a star? Or ran a joke into the ground? Or saw a little pitcher with big ears? Or a cat that would give seven cents to look at a king? R. S. V. P. Harper's Weekly. If jon rise Mil blue, fftt Red Cross Call Blue, te best ball blue. Lars 2oa. package. C cents. Would Be m Bllaflt. Scapegrace Nephew I wish I had your appetite, Uncte Henry. Elderly Relative Be thankful you haven't, my boy. It wouldn't fit your Income.

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say, but if you are afflicted Name Post OfficeState SOUNDS LIKE A FAIRY TALE. Tbe Farmern of Central Canada Heap "Wheat and Hiebe. Up In the Provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alborta. the prov inces that compose Central Canada have such a quantity of land suitable for the growth of small grains, which grow so abundantly, and yield so handsomely that no fear need be feared of a wheat famine on this Continent The story reproduced below is only one of the hundreds of proofs that cculd be produced to show the results that may be obtained from cultivation of the lands In these provinces. Almost any section of the country will do as well. With the country recently opened by the Grand Trunk Pacific, the latest of the great transcontinental lines to eater the field of the development of the Canadian West, there is afforded added ample opportunity to do as was done In the case cited below: To buy a section of land, break It 1 up and crop it, make $17,550 out of the I yield and $10,SSO out of the increase ' of value all within the short period I of two years, was the record estabI lisbed by Jan.es Dailey, a well-known I farmer within a few miles of Regina. I Mr. Bailey bought the 640 acre3 of I land near Grand Coulee two years ago. He Immediately prepared the whole ; section for crop and this year had COO i acres of wheat and 40 acres of oats. The wheat yielded 19.87a bushejs and the oats yielded 4,750 bushels The whole of the grain has been mar kete-i and Mr. Bailey 13 now worth J 17'550 Irom the in alone. Ha bought the land at f 18 an acre, and tDe otQer day refUsed an offer of $35 an acre, just a 517 advance from the tfme of his purchase. The land cost 511.320 In the first instance. Here are f the figures of the case: Land first cost. 640 acres, at $18, f 11,320. Wheat yielded 19.S73 bushels, at 84 cents a bushel. $16,693. Oats yielded 4,730 bushels, at 23 cent3 a bushel, $S53. Offered for land, 640 acres at 535 an acre. $22,400. Increase value of land, 510.SS0. Total earnings of crop. $17 530, together with Increase In value of land, a total of $28,540. It is Interesting to note the figure: of the yield per acre. The wheat yielded 33.12 bushels to the acre, and oats 118.7 bushels to the acre. The figures are a fair Indication of the avciage throughout the district. Agent of the Canadian Government In the different cities will be pleased to give you information as to rates, etc. Severe Winter Foretold. This year's miserable summer, as far as lüurope is concerned, is likely to be followed by an exceptionally severe winter, If a Paris meteorologist Is to be believed, the New York Sun fays. He find3 on consulting ancient chronicles that years ending with a 9 1 h have alv.-ays had an evil reputation for inclemency of weather. He recalls the winter of 850, when the northern part of the Adriatic wa3 frozen over, and of 1179, when several feet of snow lay for months over the entire temperate zone. In 1263 the entire width of the Daltlc sea was crossed by sledge. In 1339 a great many persons were frozen to death in England. In 1409 the Danube was frozen up from her source to her estuary in the Black sea. In 14C9 all 'vines in France were killed by frost. In 1609 and 1639 the port of Marseilles was frozen over and there was great suffering and distress. In 1709 France was icebound from north to south, the Ice extending for miles seaward. Birds and animals fell dead from cold. The years of 1729, 1749, 1762 and 17S9 were also noted for severe cold and prolonged frosts, all the central European rivers being frozen up for weeks. Snow lay continuously for forty-five days over central Europe in 1829 and 1839. Long and severe winters were also those of 1879 and 1SD9. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot rach the spat of the diifas?. Catarrh is a j1k1 or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is not a quack raediclno. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians In this country for years and Is a rirular prescription. It Is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two Ingredients is what produces Mich wonderful results in curlnjj Catarrh. Send for testimonials free. F. J. CHENEY &. CO., Toledo, a Sold by Irujr?:!sts. price 75c. Take Hall's Family Fills for constipatiot. Xante Tower for Kins and Queen. The news that the King and Queen have consented to allow their names to be assigned to the western towers of Truro Cathedral is extremely welcome. Many of our cathedral tower3 bear names connected with some saint or some great local notability, but wo believe it is a new departure of recent years to give them a royal aspect. The kindly action of the King and Queen will be much appreciated in Cornwall. Lady'3 Pictorial. TheStomac

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"CAH ME NOT DEAD."

Call me not dead when I, indeed, have gone Into the company of the ever-living High and most glorious poets! Let thanksgiving Twither be made. Say: He at last hath wen Rest and release, converse supreme and wise. Music and song and light of immortal faces; To-day, perhaps, wandering in starry places He hath met Keats, and known him by his eyes. To-morrow (who can say) Shakespeare may pass. And our lost friend just catch one syllable Of that three-centuried wit that kept so well; Or Milton; or Dante, looking on the grass, Thinking of Beatrice, and listening still To chanted hymns that sound from the heavenly hill. -Richard Watson Gilder.

THE INTERVIEW

Sidney Appleton, retired well-to-do. former mayor of Little Byfield, strolled round his garden. Ordinarily he found this a highly enoyalle occupation. W.rth his long hours of leisure he did not know what he would do without his garden. But this rooming hi3 mien, was anxious, his interest slight. What had happened to disturb the serenity of ordinarily so placid a gentleman? In his pocket, almost burning the lining, was this letter: 410 Chlswiek Mansions. London, S. W. "April 21, 190G. ''Dear Mr. Appleton You will be surprised to receive this letter from one who, up to the present, la a perfect stranger to you. During her visit to London I have s:en much of your daughter, Miliy, and, to be perfectly candid with you, have fallen deeply In love with her. I believe that my love is reciprocated by the dear girl, but as I am personally unknown to you I think it is only right that I should ask your consent before seeking her hand In marriage. "As under the circumstances a per TELLING Renal interview is the most satisfactory thing, 1 propose to take the train down to Little Byfield to-morrow and to see you on the matter. Yours very truly, Carl Hilltabd." When the above letter arrived at breakfast time, it was as though a bombshell had burst at Mr. Appleton's feet. Ah! if only his dear, departed wife were here to help him deal with the crisis that had arisen In the usually placid life of "The Limes"! Never a hint had come to him that anything of this nature was likely to occur. Three weeks previously Milly had gone on a visit to an aunt in London, and the date of her return was still unfixed. Suddenly the sound of footsteps fell on Mr. Appleton's ears. lie looked up and trembled from head to foot. A young man was carefully closing trie garden gate. The moment for the dread Interview had come. The young man politely raised his hat. "Good morning, sir! Il3ve I the honor of addressing Mr. Appleton?" "That's me," replied the former mayor, too nervous to be regardful ot grammar. "I hope I have not come too early, sir?" "Not. at all! Not at all! Let's go Into the house!" "But I don't like to take you away from your gardening." ' "Not at pH!" "I would have come by a later train. ; but, to use a gardening metaphor, 'the early bird catches the worm,' you know." A shadow of displeasure crossed Mr. Appleton's face. Such a quotation ! from the lips of a prospective son-in-law was hardly in the best taste. Milly a worm? "We'll go into the drawing room. This Is a trying situation, my young friend." he said, reflectively. The "yot.ug friend" raised his eyebrows Inquiring';-.' By this time Mr. Appletcn bad decided that he wis plain to look at. "Yours?" "No ours! I mean - you must know that to a father the bare thought of being bcnarated from one's daughter" "Separated. Mr. Appletcn? Is that Quite t.he word?" "No. prLaps net. But you under stand my feelings on the point. Milly and I have rarely "beeu parted for an hour. The man to whose care I give her must neceisariJy be of the highest character." "I'm sure I m satisfy you on that matter, Mr. Appleton. I took the librty of bringing some of my references aad certificated with rae." He fumbl in tils pocket. That's all rirht,' etd&lmed the for-

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mer mayor, hastily, motioning him to put the documents back, into his pocket. "I'll take them as read. Your words er are quite sufficient." "Very good of you, L'm sure. Then I've matriculated." "Oh!" Thi3 Interesting pi-ce of information hardly seemed to affect Milly's welfare. "I see. Studious in your habits, eh?" "Very! As a small boy I was never without a book in my hands. I passed the College of Preceptors when I was ten." "Qui: so, my young friend, quite soXow lt me ask you a question a delicate question! Are you in every way a fit and proper parson to assume the charge of Milly?" "I assure you that I am, sir." "You have never had an attachment in your life?" The young man colored. He looked as though he was disposed to resent the question. "Never! I have had too little money ever to contemplate marriage, and so love was best let alone. But this unexpected chance " Chance! Then the man had sudden-

MILLY. ly stepped Into a fortune and had of fered Milly his hand and heart on the strength of it. Mr. Appleton's manner perceptibly wanned. Thi3 just showed that one should not judge by appear nnces. "Ac, we are coming to essentials now. Well, I don't mind telling you that I'm not rich. You see, I'm retired and haven't the opportunity of adding further to my little pile.' "Oh, I shouldn't expect you to give rae very much." "I beg your pardon." "I repeat I should be content with quite a moderate sum." Mr. Appleton's few remaining hairs went almost straight on end. "What, sir?" "Oh, I shouldn't like to name the figure. If you would just let me have enough to live comfortably on." Mr. Appleton was too much aston ished to ejaculate a word. "I shall, of course, take into con tdderation the fact that I shall be living with you here." "With me. here, sir?" The young man looked up surprised The voice was that of another man. "Are you not well, Mr. Appleton? That was clearly set out as part of the arrangement" Mr. Appleton found his voice and words. This last straw had broken the camel's back. He sprang to his feet and came threateningly toward his visitor. "You scoundrel! You miserable hound! You've only come here to insult me. If Milly has consented to such an arrangement, she is no daugh ter of mine. I disown her." The man addressed had gone as pale as Mr. Appleton was purple. "There is some misunderstanding." "There is no misunderstanding. You've been brutally candid with me; I'm going to be brutally candid with you before I fling the door open and kick you out. You thought you would come here and sponge on me, did you?" 'There is some mistake, some ex traordinary mistake. Do you know who I am?" "I've forgotten your name, but I've got your letter safe enough. I intend to keep it as the work of one of the most Impudent fellows that ever ci owed my path." The other man was now calmness itself. He approached Mr. Appleton, wljo had subsided into a chair, perfectly breathless. "Now, perhaps, you will kindly allow mo to explain. I am here In answer to this advertisement in to-day's Daily Intelligence: "Wanted, a gentleman tutor for girl of 14; knowledge of n-odern languages essential; unversity man preferred; live with fwnlly; moderate salary. Apply Appleton, The

.imes, Little Byfield.' My name U ercy Edmonds there's my card. I'm

here, as I said before, in answer to that advertisement. "I think I am fairly entitled now, Mr. Appleton, to a little explanation rom you." A lanky girl came runniDg over the awn. lesson book in hand and hair a-fiying. "Where's Mr. Edmonds, Milly?" The girl in the deck chair opened aer eyes. "I don't know." The lanky girl cast her eyes at the vacant chair beside her. "And don't care?" "Don't be silly. Beryl! But I don't think he has gone out of the garden." "Ah. there he is, taking a constituional aM by himself in the shrubbery. What luck!" She skipped away. Milly closed her eyes, ihe two voices discussins a iroblem in Euclid were just distin guishable from where she was sitting. How peaceful it was in the old-world garden at "The Limes!" How different this scene and that! Only a few months ago Carl Hillyard the real Carl Hillyard having vis ited "The Limes" on the afternoon of Edmond's memorable interview, and. laving wrung a reluctant consent from Mr. Appleton, hnd proposed to her and been refused. She did not love him. How had she found her life's mate n a poor tutor, whom she had dis missed for fifteen minutes whilst she thought and thought and thought? What would her father say to Percy Edmonds now? Much as he liked and respected him as Beryl's tutor, could he contemplate him in his new capacity? The voices from the shrubbery had ceased for a minute or so. There came a light footstep over the gras3. "Is that you, Beryl?" She knew per fectly well It wasn't, but this is a woman's way. "No, it's I." He bent' over the back of the chair. "It's a quarter of an hour since you sent me away. Well?" She slowly picked to pieces a blade of grass In her hand. "It's all right Percy." "You dar " His hands were on der shoulders. "Stop! You must go and ask papa first. He's sitting reading In the drawng room. Better luck than last time!" Over the lawn Edmonds stepped, hl3 heart In his mouth. He remembered that one awful Interview with Mr. Appleton. Would his reception now be anything similar? 'Take her, my boy, take her! I've always liked you except during the first twenty minutes of our acquaint ance." said the old gentleman. "1 11 stand behind you in the matter of money. There's my hand and blessing! Now go and tell Milly!" And Edmunds went. Philadelphia Bulletin. SCOTT AS A DUNCE. Great Author Gave Snecessor Fee for Keep I no; Ills I'lace Warm. Once there was a dunce. The name of thi3 dunce was Walter Scott, and when he was at school he was such a dull boy that his teacher called him "the great blockhead," according to the Philadelphia Record. But Walter Scott did not cry and he always tried to do his best, and after ward, when he grew up to be a man. he became famous all the world over because of the great books which he wrote. And because he was so famous he was made a knight, and afterward he was knoxn as Sir Walter Scott And yet he was such a dunce at school! One day, when he had become a fa mous man, Sir Walter Scott went on a visit to the very same school where he had been called "the great blockhead." He talked to the teacher and to the boys, and then he said: "You have shown me the clever boys. Now show me the dunce. You have one, haven't you?" The teacher, therefore, called up a poor little boy. who was very bashful at being brought before such a famous man as Sir Walter Scott. Sir Walter smiled cheerily at the lit tle boy. and said, "So you are tho dunce, are you?" "i'es. sir," said the little boy. Sir Walter patted him kindly on the head, and said, "Well, my good fellow, I was the dunce when I was here, so here Is half a crown for keeping my place warm!" I rather think that every boy In the school must have wished he was the dunco then! Only One Way He Conld Get Even. Frank Bertram, a well-known actor, tells the following story: "I was playing at Leicester during the fair week and in the market place there were several merry-go-rounds. "I noticed one melancholy Individ ual, who.' despite the fact that he was apparently suffering greatly, persisted in riding on one of the merry-go-rounds. "Eventually I spoke to him End asked him if he liked It. "The man replied, 'No, I don't like It a bit; the blessed thing makes me 111.' "I then asked him why he persisted in riding, and his reply was, "I can't help It. The man who owns this round-about owes me money, and the only way I can get even Is by taking It out in rides." London Dally Tele graph. Com with Earrings. By an official decree issued not long ago every cow In Belgium must wear earrings. This decree embraces all animals of the bovine species that have attained the age of three months, and 13 based on hygienic grounds. Belgian breeders are obliged to keep a 6trict account of the animals raised by them, and the ring, whereon Is en graved a number, is fastened In the animal's ear for the purpose of pre venting the substitution of one animal for another. Qunllty of Popular Sonn;. "The trouble with your versos is they are ungrammatical. do not rhyme and are without meter or ideas." "Then you can give me no hope?" "Yea, I can. You are a born song writer." Kansas City Times. i "ot Unanimous. She There's Mrs. Toozie. She seems quite reconciled to the death of her first husband. He Yes, but I'm afraid her second never will be. Illustrated Bits. A man often thinks: "I am no angel, but I'm a pretty good sort of a fellow after all." Coal was first used as an illutnlnan; In 1S26.

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Eczema for n Year Got No Relief Even at Skin Hoapltal In I)esiu!r ; I'ntH Cullcura Cared Ulm. "I was troubled by a severe itching nd dry, scurfy skiu on my ankles, feet, arms aud scalp. Scratching made it worse. Thousands of small red pimples formed and these caused Intense itching. I was advised to go to the hospital for diseases of the skin. I did so, the chief surgeon saying: I never saw such a bad case of eczema.' But I got little or no relief. Then I tried many so-called remedies, but I became so bad that I almost gave up in despair. After suffering agonies for twelve months, I was relieved of tbe almost unbearable itching after two or three applications of Cuticura Ointment. I continued its use, combined with Cuticura Soap and Pills, and I was completely cured. Henry Searle, Little Rock, Ark., Oct 8 and 10, '07." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Trops. of Cuticura Iiemedles. Boston. t'ot of Modern AVer. The Anglo-Geiman crisis is only one phase of the question in which every nation, America included, is vitally concerned. The impoverishment of the world by war even by war which is never fought is the most imminent evil now threatening the race. It costs $10,000,000 to build a warship of the latest typo. Each broadside fired by such a vessel in practice or at an enemy cots $10000, and her guns are capable of discharging six rounds a minute. The construction of these marine monsters is proceeding at the utmost capacity of the dockyards and gun foundries of the entire world. The peace taxes of the present are already heavier !n the aggregate than the burden imposed to carry on any of tha great wars in history. . Save This Recipe for Cold. "Mix half pint of good whiskey with two ounces of glycerine and add onehalf ounce Concentrated pine compound. The bottle is to be well shaken each time and used in doses of a teaspoonful to a tablespoonful everv four hours." Any druggist has these ingre- I dients or he will get them from his wholesale house. This is wonderfully effective. The Concentrated pine is a special pine product and comes only in half ounce bcttle3 each enclosed in an airtight case, but be sure it Is labeled "Concentrated." False Teeth Trade. Some idea of the general use of false teeth may he gathered from the statement that 20,000.000 of them are exported from America to England every year. When we consider that probably not more than half the inhabitants of Great Britain Indulge in the luxury of false teeth, no matter how many grinders they may have lost, these figures would seem to indicate that nearly everyone in England suffers from defective or missing teeth. As far as observation goes, the United States is no better off than England In this respect. Some people suffer continually with tired, aching and swollen feet. Little do they know how soothing is Iiamlins Wizard Oil. Bub it in at nig!u aud have thankful, happy feet la tbe niornmg. "Squatted" In Empty Houses. A woman who recently applied to the Lambeth guardians for relief said that for the last three months she and her fivfe children had lived rent free by "squatting" in the rooms of empty houses. In Lambeth there are many such houses which have reverted to the duchy of Cornwall, and people are permitted to occupy the places un til the premises are demolished. Loa- i don News Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up 40 j-ears ago. They regulate and invigorate, stomach, liver and j After Twenty Yearn. Mr. Peck This talking machine record is filled with a few remarks by Mrs. Peck. Oldbatch It's wonderful to think that you can hear the vole of one who is not present. Mr. Peck And more wonderful to think that I can stop it so easily. Judge. Yellow Clotbe Are Cnstffbtly. Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers sell larga 2os. packas, ' Ills Discovery. Tommy was studying one of the advertising signs in the car. "Mamma," he said, "isn't 'Reason' a funny name for a girl?" "Hush, dear!" "And her first name Is Theresa.' Look at it, mamma. 'Theresa Reason.' Gee! I'd change that name if it was mine!" Chicago Tribune. IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANTTniNO beHer for skieactM, backaches or stitches than I'.'-.ry P&vis' Painkiller. iet the large f-lze. It Is tha cHeapcbU At all druggists, 26c, &e and uüc bottles. Fistic Astronomy. "If you want to knock your adver Borj out," said the physical Instructor, "IsTid a blow on that spot That's the location of the Klar plexus." "And if I only want to mile him see stars." said AU;y, "I suppose I must land on his lunar plexus. Where's that?" Mrs. Wlnslow' Soothtns Syrup for Children toething; soften tbe gums, reduces Inflammation, allays pain, cure, wind colic Ji cents a bottle. Ilypnotlo Power In Animal. An Interesting instance of the hypnotic power possessed by a good many animals Is given by a correspondent of the Glasgow Herald. One morning outside Elgin a blackbird was observed to be standing by the roadside, paying no heed to the footsteps of the passerby. It was gazing fixedly at four yorng weasles under the hedge, which were approaching in a semi-circle, apparently to surrcund it Just then a warning cry was heard from behind, uttered presumably by the parent weasel, and the young ones disappeared in the hedge. The bird still remained powerless and immovable, and only after repeated urging did it fly to a tree near by, when It gave forth a weak, frightened sound, as though till under the influence of the terror which had arrested Its faculties.

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SWIFT'S PREMIUM Foot famous old-time songs: America; Home. Sweet Home; Old Folk at Eoo. axd Tbe Old Oaken Bucket. Each cf the four larre sheets Illustrates In color tha hone and childhood scenes, autorraphed portrait cf the author, biography cf t ha son p. words of t ho song and on the rerers side a full piar.o music sccro. . One of these calendars should be In every home. It is an authentic picture history of songs dear to every American heart. Sr.t postpaid for. 1 0 Wool Soap wrappers, or 10 Premium Butterlne wrappers, or 1 cap from Jar of Swift 'i Boef Extract, or 10 cents In coin or stamps. Use In the homeSwift's Pride Soap Swift's Pride Washing Powder Swift's Pride Cleaaser.

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The largest manufacturer of Msn'S Fine Shoes in the World Wear W. L. Douglas comfortable, atrwalklnc shoe. They are made u pon honor, of the best leathers, by tho most skilled workmen, In all the latest fashions. Shoes In every style and shape to suit men In all walks of life. If I could take you Into my larce factories at Brockton, M ass., and show you how carefully W. L. Doug las shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their chape fit better, wear (oncer and are of greater value than any other make. CAUTION. See that W. L. Donehuj name and the retail price Is stamped on tha bottom. Take No Substitut.

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