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The Still Sninll Voice." The moral of this story may be that It Is better to heed the warnings of the "still small voice"' before it is driven to the u?e of the telephone. A New York lawyer, gazing idly out of his window, saw a sight in an office across the street that made him rub fcis ?yes and look again. Yes, there was no doubt about it. The pretty stenographer was sitting upon the gentleman's lap. The lawyer noticed the name that was lettered on the window and then searched in the telephone book. Still keeping his eye upon the scene across the street, he called ihe gentleman up. In a few moments he ?aw him start violently, and take down the receiver. "Yes." said the lawyer through the telephone, "I should think you would start." The victim whisked his am from its former position and began, to stammer something. "Yes." continued the lawyer severely. "I think you'd better take that arm away. And while you're about it, as long as there seem to be plenty of chairs in the room " The victim brushed the lady from his lap. rather roughly, it is to be feared. "Who who the devil Is this, anyhow?" he managed to splutter. "I." an3-erd the lawyer in deep. Impressive tones, "am your conscience!" And then he bung up.

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The Limit of Kineiener. The Yale tradition spoken of below must be of ninetenth century origin, for the Connecticut divines of the days when Yale was founded would hardly have got to their "secondly" in the time allowed. President Ilad'.ey, a writer in the Bohemian says, is as witty as h? is learned. The Sunday services at Yale are conducted by prominent clergymen of many denominations and from many cities. When these visiting preachers occasionally ask Prsident Hadley how long they shall speak he Invariably replies. "There is no limit, sir, upon the time you may preach; hut there Is a Yale tradition that the most souls are 6aved during the first twenty minutes." Tut to Ol her Ue. Crawford So your wife doesn't make mince pies any more? Cral'shaw No. She uses all the odds and ends around the house as trimmings for her hat. Puck.

Kxtrnvasunt Living nnd the I'neni- !! eil. So ne of these wealthy people atteiut to justify their extravagance on the ground that it gives employment

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Marden in Success Magazine. No greater delusion ever crept into a human brain than that wanton extravagance Is justified on the ground that it gives employment, for the demoralizing and debauching influence of it all upon those uselessly employed rr.finltely outweighs aay possible good It mar do. It is true that many poor women, girls and children are enabled to eke cut a miserable existence by spending years of precious time and energv working upon a piece of lace embroidery, or a thousand-dollar gown to be worn 0T.I7 once or twice by a rich woman. But is there no better destiny for human beings made in God's image than to wear their lives out and ruin their eyesight, as is done in numerous instances, in making that which appeals only to the vanity of women, many of whom, in all their lives, never earned the equivalent to the food which they consume in a single month? The vulgar flaunting of wealth, wh!h we see on every hand, is a constant Fujrcestion. a perpetual temptation to the poorer classes to strain every r.eive to keep up appearances. "to keer up with the procession" at all ha7.?rd3.

The Codex Sinaltlcua. The most ancient of the New Testament manuscripts is the one known as the "Codex Sinaiticus." published at the expense of Alexander II. of Russia since the Crimean war. This codex covers nearly the whole of the Old ami New Testaments and was discovered in the Convent of St. Catherine o. Mount Sinai by the celebrated Tischendorf. It Is generally ascribed to he fourth century. New York American.

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Severe. Samuel Gorapers was talking In the smoke room of the Baltic about a recent newspaper attack on a rich corporation. '"It was a cruel attack." Mr. Compers chuckled. "It was as cruel as the Jonesville Clarion's paragraph about old Deacon Hiram Ludlow. This paragraph headed the Clarion's obituary column. It said: "'Deacon Hiram Ludlow of Frisbie Township, aged 82, passed peacefully away, on Thursday last, from single blessedness to matrimonial bliss, after a short but severe attack by Maria Higgins, a blooming widow of 37 bummers.' "

ohlnK Thrrf Stationary. Drummfr-Is there a stationery store at (Vow Hcnd? Staj? Driver I couldn't say, pard, that you'd find anything stationary at Crow Eend, because they have a twister in them parts 'most every day what starts things movin', but she's lively, and I'm shore you'd like the place. Judge.

Qulek at Wink. If your eyes ache with a smarting, burning sensation and dizziness us PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All druS-ists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Her Sincrre f'rieada. Nan Has LI1 told you yet when she and Jack are to be married? Fan Not yet. but I know. They'll be married just as soon as she can get Jack to propose.

Coot of Iiemleiil Fertilizers. A reader wants to know the average price of nitrate of soda, phosphoric acid and muriate of potash. Nitrate of soda usually retails at $40 to $00 per ton; phosphoric acid (bones), $20 to $33 per ton; muriate of potash. $33 to $40 per ton. Consul Hanna. in Chili, sends word that the nitrate of soda combine is broken. The object of the association was to limit production and fix prices. Now there will be unlimited production and exportation, which will result in later lowering the cost of nitrate on the farm.

Item lily for Cowpot. Isolate the cow. as cowpox is contagious and may be spread from cow to cow by the milker's hands. There is no preventive of cowpox where cows have been exposed. Treat by giving a "full dose of epsom salts at the outset of the attack and following with a half ounce of hyposulphite of Eoda night and morning- in the feed or drink ins water. Sponge the udder twice daily with a solution of 1 ounce of hyposulphite of soda in a quart of water and then paint each sore with glycerite of tannin. A sterilized uiilkin's tube may be used to withdraw the milk where a teat is extra sore and inflamed, but the tube must be boiled and baked before each use. else it will do much more harm than good. Breeders' Gazette. rinuniiiK AVorU Abcnil. If one could have the time to do his work at lust the hour when conditions are just right, how much easier farming would be! Take summer plowing, for Instance. If we could only spare the timo from five ar.d forty other jobs there are to do at this time, and keep steadily at plowinc when the moisture Is just right and the leather cool from the rain that soaked the soil, plowing at this season of the year would not be a bugaboo after all. The man who can get his grrund for any fall seeding plowed within the next thirty days certainly starts out without a handicap, so far .13 good condition of seed bed Is concerned. Sometimes, if not every time, it pays to put off haying in order to get the plowing done. , lnturliiK Sheep. Now that we have been asked the question we would say that In running farm sheep thirteen grown animals can be pastured on an acre, and one acre of alfalfa, counting four tons Of hay for the year, will winter twenty sheep. This hay land will also furnish pasture in the spring while the meadow Is getting a start, and also In the fall, when the aftermath Is on. These two acres, one of hay and one of pasture, will keep an average of sixteen r.nd one-half, or, say, sixteen sheep the whole year, or eight to each acre and an income of $4 for each sheep make3 $32 for the acre. Another thing, these sheep harvest their own crop on three out of every five acres. Now, every farmer knows it costs good money and sweat to put hay In the stack, and for this reason the sheep are of the greatest convenience. They can do the work and put on plenty of fat at the same tlma. Denver Field and Farm.

fiettlnir Hid of Miqnllnr. As pools of stagnant water, cisterns and neglected drains are breeding places for mosquitoes. Prof. Surface, the state zoologist, recommends that all tanks of water, cisterns or vessels which hold water,. or whlci might be filled with water after a rain, be covered, or screened, with a screen of at least eighteen meshes of wire to the Inch. Standing water on lots on commons should not be permitted. All shallow lots should be drained and kept dry, and post holes filled, old tin cans and bottles emptied, and all breeding places destroyed. All stable refuse should be removed at least every week. Where there are large natural bodies of water which can not be drained, the surface should be disinfected and oiled with kerosene at frequent and regular Intervals. Kero eene is invaluable In this connection, and it is also good as a dis.nfectant. Chloride of lime, or cammon copperas (sulphate of Iron) can be thrown Into cesspools. VVntrr nnd dant. Every living plant in the field is a water pump, or at least is continually active pumping the soil dry of water, writes un anonymous writer. These plant pumps do not work on exactly the same principle as the common suction, or lifting pump, but they do the work just the same. Their power of working is through capillary action, the same power that draws oil up through the lamp wick and that makes the towel absorb water. Every grass plant, every wild flower and weed, all Bhrubs, bushes and vines, and all trees are steadily at work during the summer and more or less at other seasons pumping up the water day and night from the ground in which they grow. Soma of this water Is used by the plants themselves for their growing needs, yet .much of it Is allowed to pour out of a thousand little sprouts from each tlant, which Instead of falling back upon the soil to be reabsorbed Is transformed Into a very thin water vapor and floats away In the air to be precipitated at some other time and In some other place. All of this pumping is Invisible to our gross vision, but the amount of water lifted by wild and cultivated plants over the area of a single county of a single state in one day amounts to thousands of tons of liquid. Fertilization of Orrhanls. While cultivation la In a certain sense fertilization, there are very feworchards that could not be benefited by adding to the natural fertility of the soil, says a good authority. Of the three essentials of plant food nitrogen, phosphoric acid and potash nlt.'ogen is of the greatest value in developing growth and forming wood. Barnyard manure Is rich in nitrogen and is admirably adapted to the development of wood, and while the orchard is young should be applied liberally, not only for thla purpose, but also for fertilizing such annual crop3 as may be grown with the greatest profit.

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may have thoroughly matured by the time of freezing weather, or quite late in the season as a top dressing, so that the available portion may be carried by 0;lns and melting snows into the soil ready for use the following season. When the trees have reached a fruiting age, phosphoric acid and potash are necessary for the development and maturity of the fruit. These constituents are essential to the maturity of the crops that are grown in the orchard in its earlier years, but when the trees have reached a bearing age, if these crops be continued, there must be a liberal application in addition to what ha3 been applied for annual crop purpc&as. Rural World.

Money YVIs.eI- Expended. More than 10.000 employes are now on the pay rolls of the United Stat?s Agricultural Department When it Is pointed out that only eleven years ago the department managed to transact; its business with less than one-fourth of that number, the inference is that jobs have multiplied too rapidly. Analysis of the work of the department, however, justifies the conclusion that the people are receiving a fair value for their money. The most notable increase is in the forestry bureau, which now has 3,753 employes, as against scarcely more than a dozen eleven years ago. In view of the pressing necessity for conserving our forest resources and the vast territory that' must be covered, few will contend that this service is not worth all that it costs. The bureau of animal industry has increased from less than 1,000 employes to 3,152. This has been justified by the elaborate system of meat inspection and extensive researches which have helped to check contagious diseases among animals. Scope of the bureaus of chemistry and plant industry has been tremendously broadened, with corresponding increases In the number of people em-, ployed. In both cases, however, results of their work have been of great value. If all other departments of the government were able to shov; as good results for their Increased cost there would bo little reason for serious criticism. Chicago Journal.

The Man vilth the Cultivator. The importance of the man with the cultivator can scarcely be estimated In the general acceptation of the term as applied to crop growing. At this season of the year the active use of the cultivator every hour that will permit of its operation in the field means more than is often credited by the tiller of the soil. The preliminary work of plowing, harrowing, planting, etc., means a great deal In the expense of the crop, yet It counts for nothing. practically, If the cultivating Is omitted or wholly neglected. The man with the cultivator and the. brisk-stepping team, surrounded by the live, green, growing plants, seems to be the power behind the throne. It I3 he more than any other Influence who has in control the destiny of this crop. If the crop is carefully and persistently looked after and cultivated in season It will yield bountifully, but if it Is neglected from any cause all the former labor and expense Is lost. A crop Insures the expense of producing It, and the profit that may be represented In the surplus also. It will not do to allow any other urgency on the farm take precedence over "the man with the cultivator." In seasons when there la not great rainfall the selection of the time that the cultivator is cnost needed in the field of growing crop Is not so exacting. Caution at the present time must be observed, and critically, that the cultivator Is not used when the ground Is too wet. It is Just as Important, however, that the condition of the soil be closely observed that every hour is employed between rains that the soil will admit of working and not be sticky or cause to bake. When the soil is mellow and admits readily to pulverizing, keep "the man with the cultivator" In the field Twentieth Century Farmer.

The Dominance of Agrlcnllnre. Nothing of late years has so strikingly illustrated the dominance of agriculture in our commercial fabric as the story of the panic of 1907 and the consequent business depression, which endured through the long weary months of 1008. The-railroads were all to the bad. Lumber interests were at r. dead standstill and "lumberjacks" were on the ragged edge of starvation. Manufacturers ran half time or else closed down their plants. Mining of all kinds was In the dumps, and distribution agencies of all products were content with half a loaf. Through It all the farmer kept the even tenor of his way unscathed by the public lack of confidence, and the tremendous falling off In demand for his products suffered neither fall In prices nor any appreciable abatement in demand. Through all the stress and trial ol hard times the country had reason tt be grateful that the agricultural situation was inherently sound, and this fact alone prevented that general slump that had characterized the panics of the past. Now that the long lane has been turned and the delectable mountains of prosperity are clearly In sight it is easily seen that the change has come from the wonderful prospect as to the crops which are rapidly maturing. As a whole they promise to exceed In value nnd quantity anything we have gathered In the past, and there seems but little chance now of any serious calamity, to mar this prospect. The story Is true not alone of those staple crops of grain and fiber that add 5-0 greatly to cttr wealth, but likewise of the Innumerable secondary products of fruits, vegetables and forage, whoso great aggregate importance we so little realize. It 1b true, also, that the farmer is everywhere diversifying his products, growing everything that he needsgetting daily more "self-contained" and thus yearly being less at the mercy of the failure of any one great staple. With record-breaking prices for all the products of the farm and with bountiful supplies, agriculture is leading the procession in which every other industry is hastening to Join. St Louis Times.

I.aiienbiirK, o S-oliii, In Sjin I'll 111 pU Ins In the Hunt for Cod. The fishermen of Gloucester have long monopolized fiction and poetry as being the real catchers of cod and the mo.-t picturesque o those who make tlu-ir living on the Grand banks, the New York Sun says. Rudyard Kipling let his character in "Captains Courageous" speak disrespectfully of the FrenchiiK-n and bluenoses who competed in the race for fish, and other so-called sea writers have done the same. If you ask a bhienose, that is a resident of Nova Scotia, who are the real bankers, he will tell you "the men of Lunenburg." Lunenburg is the rival of Gloucester in the hunt for cod, and a pretty husky rival, too, for fishermen from that seaport on the south shore of Nova Scotia are the backbone of that industry that is valued well over $3,000.000 a year. The Lunenburg fishermen spend about half the year at home, but they do not use this time sitting around the docks spinning yarns. They are busy with lobster catching or in the woods. When March comes around they begin to make ready for the sea. The schooners are put in order and stocked with provisions. On the Sunday nearest March 21 the churches hold special services and prayers go up for safe and prosperous voyages. They are devout, these bluenose fishermen, but they keep an eye on the profits, too. The fishing schooners are small, rarely reaching 100 tons. The law requires vessels exceeding that size to carry a certified master, and the Lunenburg man can't see the use of passing examinations in navigation. With a compass and a dipsey lead the master of a banker can find his way in any weather. The start from Lunenburg is" like the start of a yacht raca. Most of the bankers go out on the same day and there is good-natured rivalry among the skippers as to who shall first anchor on the fishing grounds. When a skipper makes berth In a likely place real work begins. The dories, flat-bottomed boats fifteen feet long, which are very seaworthy but don't look it, are put overboard and the trawls are set. These trawls are something sizable in the way of fishing lines. The main line is from one to one and a half miles long, with a fringe of smaller lines which carry the hooks. The trawls are anchored at each end and are set like the spokes of a wheel whose hub is the schooner. The dories move up and down the trawls, taking off the fish and rebaiting the hooks. It sounds easy, but in a heavy sea it is ticklish business. When a schooner has loaded full with fish, cut and salted down, she steals away from the shrieking medley of foghorns and makes for Lunenburg. It is a lucky ship which enters port without her colors at half mast, which would indicate that one of her crewhas gone. The fleet gets back from the spring trip about the end of May, unloads and sails back again on the summer trip, which lasts until the autumn.

BEN ANA LETS SECRET SLIP.

Xeier Throws Over an Old Friend t'nleaa He Is Trodden I'pon. "Ia there any reason why I should not break Into that column of yours?" asked Mr. Ben Ana. "Not the slightest. I would have Interviewed you long ago, but I felt you were too well established to need a boost. Everybody is familiar with your habits and the good work you have been doing," the reporter of the .New York Herald said. "That sound? very well, but most of the bunch feel that you have discriminated against them. Come, now, tell me just what the trouble Is. I promise you I won't feel a bit sore about it." "Well, if you insist, I'll have, to tell yoj. You've been accused of throwing down some of your best friends." "Not until they Jump on me first. I won't let anybody step on me and get away with it." "You're just as Independent as ever, aren't you?" "You bet. I'll take a fall out of Jeffries, Johnson, Fitzslmmons or any of the other heavy weights. And when I upset them they generally take the count." "You're the real yellow peril' suggested the reporter. "Not as bad as that, but I want to tell you that my life isn't all cream. Thousands of us are lynched every day. Strung up in front of grocery stores until we are dead. Those of us that escape land on pushcarts and are jolted all over town until we are black and blue. By the time some one adopts us we look like smoked herring." "You seem to take pretty good caio of yourself. That suit fits like the paper on the wall. Turn around. Not a wrinkle." "The same tailor has been making our clothes for years. We don't bother with a try-on any more. I wear the same suit summer and winter." "Some of your friends are beginning to peel." "That's what they get for stalking around in the sun all day." "What do you think of the new tariff?" "I think it's a skin game." Bananas come from the tropical countries and manage to hold their own the year around. At the present time they are selling for 15 cents a dozen. ot Onr Discovery. The Greek, Eratosthenes, 230 B. C, taught the doctrine of the rotundity of the earth, and the Ideas of the sphere, its poles, axis, the equator, arctic and antarctic circles, equinoctial points and the solstices were quite generally entertained by the wise men of that time. There were plenty of men in Rome, therefore, who were prepared to talk about the earth as a sphere and to make globes illustrating their ideas.

Hounded to Death. "Whatever became of that gr. hound that you had?" Killed himself." "Keally?" "Yes; tried to catch a fly on the small of his back and miscalculated. Bit himself in two." London Spare Moments.

ZVot Ihe Snme. "Did he say he knew me when I was a girl?" "No, he said he knew you when he was a boy." Sydney Bulletin.

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ASTORIA is a harmless 'substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops Bnd Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor ether Harcotic suhstance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Peverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency, It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has home the signature of Ohas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under Ms personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you iu this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good " are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and ChildrenExperience against Experiment

Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. Dr. F. Gerald Blattner, of Buffalo, N. Bays: "Your Castoria la good lor children and I frequently prescribe It, always obtaining jtha deslredl results." Dr. GustaTa ! Elsengraeber, ci St. Taul, Jllnfl Bays:: "I have used your Castoria repeatedly ia iny practice with, good results, and can recom mend It as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy tor children." Dr. E. J. Denni3, of SL Loul3, Mo says: "l have used and prescribed your Castoria In ray sanitarium and outside practice for a number of years and End It to be an excellent remedy for chUdren,' Dr. S. A. Buchanan, iof Philadelphia, Pa, says: "I have used your Castoria) in the case cf ny own baby and find It pleasant to take, and hav obtained excellent results from its use." Br. J. E. Slmrson, cf Chicago, 111, says!" "I have used your Castoria la cases cf colic in children and have found it the best medicine of its kind on the market." Dr. It. E. Esklldson7of Omaha, Neb, Bays: "I End your Castoria to be a Standard family remedy. It is the best thing for infants and children I have ever known and I recommend It." Dr. L. R. Ilohinson, of Kansas City, M3., Bays: 'Tour Castoria certainly has merit. Is not Its age. Its continued usa by mothers through, all these years, and the many attempts to imitate it, BuScient recommendation? ßVhat can a physician add? Leave It to the mothers." Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, Bays: "For several years I hava recommended your Castoria and ehall always continue to do so, as it haa Invariably produced beneficial results." Dr. N. B. Sizer, of Brooklyn, N. Y, sarsr ul object to what are called! patent medicines, where maker alone knows what Ingredients are put lu them, but I know; the formula of your Castoria &nd adYise its use. cenuihe" alvayo

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An Onion Lover. Dr. TV. A. Evans, health commissioner of Chicago, declares pasteurized milk to be an overrated article. "They who expect," said Dr. Evans recently, "wonderful hygienic effects from pasteurized milk are bound to be disappointed." He smiled. "In the way of real, tangible resuits," Dr. Evans went on, "they will get little more than the Atlantic City excursionist would have got if but listen to the story. "A Philadelphia gentleman was very bald. Onion juice was recommended him as an Infallible hair restorative. Accordingly, every morning he split two onions and rubbed their juicy ßesh very thoroughly over his nude white scalp. The odor was strong, but the gentleman, after a time, got used to it. Throughout his Atlantic City vacation he saw no reason to abandon his dally onion tonic. Well, one hot morning on the boardwalk, spying a vacant place beside an excursionist who was lunching out of a paper bag. the Philadelphia bald-head seated himself, unbuttoned his waistcoat, removed his hat. and exposed his head to the cool breezes and the sunshine. An overpowering odor of the onion arose. The excursionist beside him, pausing In his repast, frowned and sniffed. The gentleman fanned himself calmly. The other, sandwich In hand, kept on sniffing and frowning. Then, after a minute or two, the excursionist leaned over and said: " 'Excuse me, boss, but would ye mind if I rubbed this here cheese sandwich on yer head bo as to give it a flavor of onions? I'm awfully fond of onion3.' "

The Lruon lie I. earned. For different people the immortal stories of the world have different messages. For instance, Prof. Charles Zueblin, of the Chicago University, said at a recent dinner, which a writer in the St. Louis Globe-Democrat reports, that In his native town of Pendleton some of the mothers used to cut the children's hair. They did It with shears and a bowl. The operation was often painful, and ths result was never elegant. In Sunday school a Pendleton teacher told her pupils the tragic story of Samson and Delilah. Then she turned to a small boy, hopeful that be had extracted some lessen from it. He had, indeed, taken it home. "Joe," she said, "what do you learn from the Samson story?" "It don't pay," piped Joe, feelingly, "to have a woman cut a feller's hair.

The Italian government Ii making efforts to divert the tide of emigration from th United States to Africa.

Imprrlibable Wood, A curious source of wealth Is report ed by the French consul at Mongtze. in Upper Tonkin. It lies in wood mines. The wood originally wa3 a pine forest, which the earth swallowed In some cataclysm. Some of the trees are a yard in diameter. They lie In a slanting direction and in sandy soils, which cover them to a depth of about eight yards. As the top branches are well preserved It Is thought the geological convulsion which buried them cannot be of very great antiquity. The wood furnished by these timber mines is imperishable and the Chinese gladly "buy it for coffins. Hard on FI! JCerTes. "Did you find yourself embarrassed while in Europe by your lack of acquaintance with the French language?" "No." answered Mr. Cumrox. "I think I suffered less embarrassment than the other folks. I couldn't tell half the time what they were blushing about" Washington Star.

Steadfast. There had been a cyclone, says a writer in the Cleveland Plain Dealer, and the colonel's house was unroofed, his barn crushed and two miles of his fence blown clean over into the next county. Commenting on the catastrophe two men of the neighborhood engaged in the following conversation: "Pretty stiff blow" "Yep. Ninety-mtte-an-hour. Ta colonel says he crawled out of his cyclone cellar after it was all over, an what do you suppose was the first thing he saw?" "Give It up." "lie looked across his back lot. and there was his hired man still Eitting on th fence!"

Versatile Destiny A man becomes a fan and soon loses hi3 hearth and home. Another yearns to shuffle off this cnortal coil and gets kicked Into a prison cell by his hasty father. Another learns to his surprise, as thousands have learned before him in various ways, that there are all kinds of unsuspected dangers in sitting on a sofa with a young woman. A wife may spring a divorce, a father make take a sudden notion to kick or spank, and lightning may yank an innocent young man away from his girl and make dents II the celling with him. Destiny is a surprisingly versatile thing, with a million and one ways of knocking human plans galley-west rrovlns an Alibi. "Why do you always go out on tht balcony when I begin to sing, Johnt Can't you bear to listen to me?" "It Isn't that, but I don't want tht neighbors io think I'm a wife-beater." Kansas City Journal.

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No. 381909

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SOLID GOLD SILVER AWARD

For tlit Rt Far of Corn

To be Known as the tVti National CornTrophy

To bo Awarded at the

National Corn Exposition, Omaha, 6 toTsTlPOP.

Over one hundred thousand million (100.000.000.000) ears of corn were crown in the United States last year. Ojer a billion dollars were paid for them. More than a million and a quarter extra dollars went Id to the pockets 01 the farmers for corn this year than they received for tha previous year's crop. The reason for this may be found In the fact that the people of the United States are becinnin to learn how delicious corn id and to realize its full food value. Kellogf"3 Toasted Corn Flakes has placed corn anion the Indispensable items of daily fare. Ti e makers, therefore, are interested in the development of Ihe Kin of Cereals, and hare decided to award a beautiful

trovby for the man. woman or cuiid wuo can proauce ine oesi earoi corn iu vwu macrcut dosuus,

Prcfeuor Holden, of the Iowa State College, the created authority on corn in the world, win award thernze at the National Cora Exposition, to be held at Omaha. Neb.. December 8th to 18th. 1909. Two single rules will eorern the plan, and they are that you -end your host ear of corn to the National Corn Exposition. Omaha. Neb., bt fore November 27 1909 und that you are a member of the National Cora Association. Y ull particulars rejrardln which cau be had by

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writing to National Corn Exposition, umana, reD. lie a tar securely io your specimen aim wuru it. ror mo Kellocir Trophy Contest." and write your name and address plainly. If yours is Judeed the best, you will eet tha trophy for 1610. If you succeed again next year or the year following, the trophy will become your property for all time. In other words, you must produce the bett ear of corn two different years. There will be no restrictions. Any man. woman or child beloueini to the Association can enter. It will le onen to everv state in the Union. Profewor Holden will jude the corn particularly on the basi of quality. The irrofrin

of more coin per acre Is one object of tno award, but the mam purpose ol täe rounder oi me iropny is lor

Increasing the Quality cf Corn Used ia Making Kellogg's TOASTED CMM FLAMES A

Many people think we have reached the point of perfection in Toated Corn Flakes as it now is. 1'erhaps we have. If you haven't tried it. begin your education in eood things to

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