Plymouth Tribune, Volume 8, Number 36, Plymouth, Marshall County, 10 June 1909 — Page 7

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There, through the closing gate of Day, The sunset seems to drift away In pallid gold and dream-like red, With thin gray cloud-lines overhead. At the dim margin of the blue Venus Is trembling into view, Pulsing with timid, silvery light The first gem on the breast of Night. Here, In the wood, all birds are still. Save the sad-hearted whlppoorwill, Invoking through insistent song Reluctant vengeance for some wrons. Above the firefly's fitful spark An owl sits brooding In the dark Silent, beneath his feathered hood A somber wizard of the wood.

i Scribner. A HAPPY Irene Desborough's face fell. "Not a boarding house, Frank?" "Yes. why not?" "But we've always gone into apartments before." That's no reason why we shouldn't have a change this time." "Think how free and easy one can be In lodgings." "So you can In this boarding house at Seabourne, I'm sure, Irene. Snell, who has stopped there twice, tells me that It's a regular 'home from home." " Thus the Desboroughs, brother and Bister conversed towards the middle cf July. And Frank Desborough got his way; spoilt younger brothers usually do. On the first of August they found themselves two In the company of twenty-four stopping at the Crescent Boarding House, Seabourne. At the first meal Irene looked around with foreboding; her worst fears were realized. The stateJy dowagers that form the chief clientele of the Crescent for eleven months out of tne year, had for this one holiday month all fled, and youth and beauty were in possession. The stately dowagers (average age sixty) would have been such safe company for Irene, but this gay crowd ah! danger lurked In every girlish laugh, gleamed in each flashing eye. Ah! If Irene only had had the strength of mind to insist on dull, decorous apartments. You have guessed the situation; let a few words be said in excuse for Irene's selüsh conduct. The Desboroughs were orphans, and had no near relations for whom they particularly cared. The sun of Irene's sky, the pride of Irene's heart was her brother Frank. She clung to him and looked up to him In everything. She wished to keep him to herself; he must never marry, because there was no girl in the world worthy of being his wife. Frank was not good looking, but then, of course, it Is a delusion (chiefly peculiar to lady novelists) that girls like good-looking men. He had highly agreeable manners, and was of i most genial disposition, and the company at the Crescent soon gave him their fullest admiration. "A delightful man, your brother!" ald a pretty, fair-haired girl, Mabel Patton by name, to Irene. He had Just been singing "Songs of Araby" the most dangerous song in his repertoire, for every girl In the room thought it was sung for her. Whenever a chance subsequently occurred, Irene glared at that fair-haired girl. She did not offer her the mustard at table, and made her ask twice for the salt. But it seemed no good; the fates were against her. Resist as she might, Irene felt the horrible drift Df circumstances. Those two were growing Intimate with appalling rapidity. Last night Miss Patton and Frank had been drawn partners at a whist drive, and now they were out there on the lawn playing singles at tennis. "Thirty, love!" sang out Frantf across the net; and Irene went writhing to her room, to have a good cry. It was only a score In tennis, but destiny she felt sure was scoring off her, too. Suddenlj', In the secrecy of her own room, Irene's eyes brightened; a wicked little smllo played around her lips. She had thought of a scheme such a simple scheme for saving her brother from the fair-haired girl, and possibly preserving him Intact for several years to come. The simplicity of the scheme seemed to guarantee Its success. One sentence of a few words, and Miss Mabel Patton. now In Irene's eye3 a bold adventuress, would be choked off forever. It was in the drawing-room after dinner. The men had not yet drifted up from the smoking-room, so the ladies were exclusively In possession. In-ne, a large volume under her arm and her best smile on her face, crossed over to Miss Patton's side. "Would you like to see this book of j photographs my brother has taken?" Mabel Patton expressed delighted acquiescence. Sfce had no suspicion of the plot In hand. . . - . It was the photographic amateur's usual collection, consisting of odds and ends of people and places, principally gathered on Frank De.sborough's holl days. Irene made the usual explanation, and Mabel the usual appreciative remarks. When boredom seemed at hart!, Irene slid her hand abruptly over tfce photo of a girl. "Now, Miss Patton, I've a good mind to make you guess who thi3 is." "Oh, please don't. I'm no good at conundrums." "I wonder If you know my brother luQclently well to be able to picture his fiancee?" "Miss Desborough, you don't mean " Irene nodded, slowly taking away her hand from the photograph. With color unmistakably heightened, Mabel Patten looked closely at the likeness revealed. It was an imperfectly developed photograph of a distant cousin of the Desboroughs, named Ada Seymour, for whom Frank, needless to say, did not care two straws, whom indeed he had not seen for three or four years, and was not likely i see again, as the families had quarreled. Its effect on Miss Patton was somewhat surprising; she started. "I er seem to know this face." "What!" ejaculated Irene, trembling. "Oh, no, I must have made a mistake. It is like some one I know, though. Well, it's an Interesting face, and I hope she and your brother will be happy together." And Mabel casually turned the page. Irene breathed again. When Frank came In with two other gentlemen, and Miss Patton backed hurriedly out

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SOLUTION of the room, she could hardly conceal aa air of triumph. But that triumph would have been short-lived had Ehe been able to overlock the letter that Mabel Patton had stolen out of the room to write. Thl3 was it: "Dear Ada I think you're perfectly horrid. Fancy keeping the news of your engagement a secret from me, whom you call your friend. I was getting on so well with Frank Desborough, and now I hear that he 13 engaged to you. I'm not going to offer you the smallest congratulation until you write and give me a satisfactory explanation. Your disappointed friend, "MABEL PATTON." The envelope was addressed to "Miss Ada Seymour." II. A week later, Irene Desborough sat thinking on the beacli at Seabourne. She was thinking about her brother. It was evident that Frank was not happy. He had developed an extraordinary taste for long, solitary walks, from which he returned moodier than when he started out. At meals his only appetite seemed to be for Mabel Patton, whose face he devoured hungrily, though without much satisfaction, for she hardly cast a look in his direction. Yes, Irene's plot, helped by the fact that Ada Seymour was away from home and could not at once repty to Miss Patton's letter, seemed to be eminently successful, and yet she was not WW "WOULD YOU LIKE TO StE THIS EOOK?" satisfied. Suppose heaven really Intended those two to be mates for life, and she by her arbitrary conduct had separated them! She genuinely cared for Frank, and it was horrid to see him go about with that look of blank misery on his face, as if life were not worth living. Another cause contributed to Irene's sense of dissatisfaction. For the first time in her life she was interested in a person of the opposite sex who wa3 not a relation. Only a mild form of interest, of course, for Cecil Lonsdale was one of those quiet, studious, intellectual, spectacled young rnfn to whom no suspicion of sentiment can possibly attach. He had asked her for three dances last night, and had hovered In her vicinity all the evening. "Excuse me, Miss Desborough, but are you aware that the tide is coming in very fast?" She sprang up to confront the last object of her thoughts. "I really wasn't thinking about it, Mr. Lonsdale." "Well, you should. We shall be cut off by the sea if we're not very quick in going back." She looked around and saw that he was speaking the truth. They sarted walking briskly in the direction of Seabourne. "How did you come to see me?" "I waä walking along the cliff." "And you scrambled down from that height?" "In some fashion. But an ascent 13 out of the question; the soil is too light and gives under one3 feet. Come, we must hurry." They sped along. It was a question of rounding one point that jutted out into the sea; beyond the roast line receded, and they would bo safe. But the tide at that point was already up to the cliff and was deepening every moment. Cecil Lonsdale measured the depth with "his eye. "I don't think It is more than above my kr.ees. Let me carry you." "Oh, please let me try myself." "You simply can't do it in skirts; t?e current Is pretty 6trong at thl3 point. No, I insist. There's no great danger if we're quick." She assented, for her knees were trembling under her, and fright seemed to have taken away all powers of progress. He was strong far stronger than you would suppose from his appearance and his air of confidence was vry reassuring. He walked several yards with hl3 burden, and all seemed well when an unseen, slimy rock proved his undoing. He stumbled and fell. Before she could properly realize what had happened, Irene was under the water. But he still kept her tightly in his arms. She came to the surface, choking with the water, and beating her arms wildly. "Keep still," she heard him cry, and then she knew no more. The face above her vanished into mist. She had fainted. Irene was lying on the sofa, still weak, from the shock and exposure, but radiant with new-found happiness. Who could have dreamed that a journey so perilous would have this joyful termination? Radiantly happy for herself, but, oh,

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perfectly wretched on Frank's account! How was she to break the news to him? How tell so devoted a brother that this wonderful thing had happened, entailing their coming separation? Frank, the dear fellow, whose budding romance she had slain by her deceitful conduct! Ah! but she did not know then what love was. The door quietly opened. "Resting. Irene?" It was Mabel Patton, addressing her by her Christian name. Raising herself on her elbows, she uttered a surprised "Yes!" "I must call you Irene now because we're to be sisters. I'm going to take Frank away from you." "Marry him?" "Yes. but I do feel horrible about it. Out of love for him you did your best to keep him by telling me he was engaged, didn't you?" "Then you know? Whatever does Frank think of me7" "He doesn't know; he need never know. My friend and your cousin, Ada Seymour, has given away the

plot, but fortunately only to me. I had a most indignant letter from her this morning repudiating everything; there, you can read it for yourself. Perhaps that letter changed my face to Frank entirely. Anyhow, he came up to me a little while ago and asked me to be his wife. Some things must be, you know, and this seemed one of them. But, poor girl, your loss will be awful." Irene sat up. She had forgotten all her weakness. "Mabel, forgive my meanness. It was done for love of him, I really believe, but that shouldn't excuse it. And your news has relieved me Immensely." "I'm glad. But how?" "Why, I'm going to marry Mr. Lonsdale, so you can have the whole of Frank from this time forth and evermore. Now, isn't that the happiest solution imaginable?" Philadelphia Telegraph. SHOPPING. T Mr. May, large, fat, cheerful, had been shopping with his wife. They had spent the better part of a day at it, and reached the station Just in time to catch the five-forty train home. In the car Mrs. May found a friend, with whom she began to converse earnestly, leaving Mr. May to the friend's husband. He, too, had been shopping, as hi3 armful of bundles testified. "Don't you hate It?" he said to Mr. May. "Hate what?" asked May, innocently, wlith no apparent worry on his face. "Hate this shopping, I mean. But there's no reason why you should; you haven't been buying anything at all. I can't see," he looked hi3 companion over, "that you have a single package. You haven't been shopping." Mr. May threw back his head and laughed. "My dear Tom," he said, "Mabel and I started In at 11 o'clock. We went to three furnishing stores, five department stores, and one grocery shop I know because I counted 'em. Three and five and one makes nine, doesn't it? Yes, I guess that's right. "We had lunch at the fourth department store, if you can call a chicken sandwich the size of your watch a lunch. We talked to forty-one salesgirls, one of whom was a man I counted those, too. And now you say I haven't been shopping!" "All I C3n say is," remarked the other, smiling, "that you weren't made into a pack-animal the way I was. Perhaps you had the stuff sent home?" "Not a bit of it!" exclaimed Mr. May. "I've got it with me. Here it is." He dived into one coat pocket, then another, and finding nothing there, struggled his way into his trousers pocket. Finally, on the left side, he got hold of what he wanted. A pull, and he had jerked forth a diminutive package, which he held up for Cooper to examine. "There you are!" he said. "Nine stores and forty-one clerks, and this as a result!" "What Is It?" asked the other. "A box of celluloid hairpins for the cook." X STRIKING FOR COMPANY, t A strike for higher wages or shorter hours or more and better food is comprehensible, but one has to go to Mexl co, writes C. M. Flandrau, in "Viva, Mexico!" for a strike that involves neither a question of material advantage nor of abstract principle. One afternoon, during the busiest season of the year on a coffee-ranch, all the coffeepickers, with the exception of one family, suddenly struck. When asked what the trouble was, the spokesman, In a J florid and, pompous address, declared I that the were "all brothers, and must pick together, or not at all." It came out during the Interview that the father of the family who had not struck had received permission for himself, his wife and six small children to pick in a block of coffee bj themselves, and to this the others had been induced to object. Why they objected they could not say, because they did not know. It was explained to them that the man had wished his family to work apart ; for the sole and sensible reason that first, he and his wife could take bet ter care of the children when thej were not scattered among the crowd; and secondly, that as the trees of the particular block he had asked to b allowed to pick in were younger anc" smaller than the others, the children had less difficulty in reaching thf ranches. He had not only derived no financia advantage from the change, he was voluntarily making some sacrifice bj goiiig to pick where the coffee, owing to the youth of the trees, was less abundant. "Don't you see that this Is the tmtt and all there is to it?" the strikers were asked. "Yts." "And now that it has been explain ed. won't you go back to work?" "No." "But why not?" "Because.' "Because what?" "Fecause we must all pick togeth er." i Many people are curioui to know I about peculiar things. For instance I th? writer Is curious to know if I ! barber gives his wife the fee he col ' lects for shaving a dead man.

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A check In the growth of colts means something off their value when they become horses. A horse's usefulness is measured by his strength and rapidity of movement and not so much by size or weight. Cows should be able to drink whenever they wish, as a constant supply of water increases the milk yield. The farm telephone wire Is the connecting link between neighbors and the outside world. It banishes loneliness and creates sympathy and a spirit of optimism. Pome men are bo prodigal of their strength that they work hard to raise a crop of corn just to throw it In the mud to be trampled and wasted by the cattle. Keep the sheep near the barn at night and in an inclosure to which dogs cannot easily gain access. The dogs are not apt to bother the sheep If kept near the barn. Any sudden change In dl of the farm animals is a shock to the system which will taks the animal some time to mover from. Begin the changes from winter feed to grass gradually. The washtubs should be emptied around grapevines or bush fruits on wash day. The dirty wash water contains a considerable amount of fertilizing matter, whic'i is lost if the water is. poured Into a drain to produce foul odors in it. On the farm, where It is the wise policy to give the chickens the range of the land. It is wise to fence in the garden plot with wire fencing. It will save the garden from many a foraging expedition on the part of the cLickens and will keep you from doing a lot of worrying. To plow deep is all right if ft Is stubble land, but in plowing sod for corn four inches Is plenty deep. This leaves the grass roots in the best places for corn to benefit by the plant food they contain, and when the land Is plowed next year, by plowing six or eight Inches deep the richest part of tha soil is not on the top, where the roots cannot reach. $lclc Animal. A sick animal should be placed in a well-disinfected and dry box stall with plenty of bedding and sunlight (avoid drafts). In cold weather place a blan ket on the animal, feed sparingly with digestible food, such as bran mashes made of linseed tea; keep manger rwett and clean. Water should bo pure and clean and warmed when necessary. It Is always necessary for new milch cows to be given warm water. Spray I'-oIsonl nu. I sowed some rye in orchard to cut green. Would the spraying of trees with a poisonous solution be dangerous, or would rain wash any droppings off rye? R. P. Watscn. There is practically no danger of poisoning live stock allowed to feed in sprayed orchards or fed green stuff cut from under sprayed trees, provided reasonable precautions are observed. Some care should be exercised not to overload the trees with the spray. The aim should be to stop as soon as the foliage begln3 to drip. Experiments have shown that when thee precautions are observed it 13 pafe to feed the animals from .grass cut under such trees. On the other hand, recent experience In Eastern Massachusetts, where very large quantities of poisons have been used for the destruction of the gypsy moth, have shown that serious consequences may result if the animals are allowed to feed under sprayed trees. Tho general rule under such conditions has I een to exclude them for at least forty-eight hours after spraying, or until n good rain waches most of the poison from the grass. This latter rule is a gcod one to follow in most localities and can generally be observed without inconvenience, even though it may not be dangerous to cut and feed grass Immediately after the spray has leen applied. Country Gentleman. Mrnwttcrry Planting. My strawberries are set out the first week in May, and it take3 a week to dig and set the plants, which is plenty long enough to leave the weeds, so I start the cultivator Just as soon as 1 get through setting and keep it going as the weeds show themselves. I think that there is no danger of over-cultlvatlon. I narrow up the cultivator as the runners spread and try to leave the plants in uniform matted rows 2 or 2'L feet wide. Right here let me say that I long ago gave up trying to carry over an old bod, as I would rather set new every spring and care for the new bed than clean out an old one. I used to try setting in the fall, but It only gave me extra work In weeding, with a greater percentage of winter-killed plants, that had to be reset in the spring, and, worst of all. an Inferior quality of fruit. So I abandoned fall setting altogether. I do not trim the roots, although I like the plan. Time is worth too much. I use a hoe in setting. Buy a newhoe, as good a one as I can find; cut the handle off to fifteen or eighteen Inches long, then cut one side of the hoe off to a point, the right side for a right handed man and the left side for a left-handed man. I find this tool very valuable In weeding, so much so that most of my men choose it in pref erence to any other. Taking this hoe and sticking it into the ground its full depth and drawing it toward me enough to give room for the roots of the plants to set behind it bo that the roots will be straight down In the ground. I then place the plant in and withdraw the hoe, and, taking both hands, press the plant In firmly, he harrier the better, unless the ground is very wet Farmer and Drovers' Journal. "Which Ilreed of Hog. The question io often asked and discussed a3 to which breed of hogs is the most profitable to raise. This 1 easy to answer and the answer is

Dt V2 the one that will mature and be ready for market first. Thirty or forty years ago hogs were seldom sent to market until they were two or three j-ears old, but now the hog that is not ready by the time he is eight or ten months old is too slow maturing to fool with, providing he has received the proper care. From the time they first see the light of day until sent to market all hogs, except the breeding stock, should be given all of the good, sub stantial food they can eat. They should be made to make a gain in weight every day of their lives. The quick-growing, smooth hog that will command attention when he arrives at the market where there are thousands of his kinsmen is the kind of a hog to raise, that will bring the top of the market. The "best hogs always sell first and bring the best prices, and they are no more trouble or cost than the long-legged, sharpbacked hog that will not get fat and that will make a gain in weight of a pound, while the smooth, well-bred blocky hog eats no more, yet makes a gain of 2 pounds or perhaps more. It is a waste of labor and feed to keep a lot of coarse, plain quality, expensive hogs around. To succeed, the farmer must follow business principles and turn his labor into the greatest amount of money possible, and there is no surer way than by raising corn and feeding it to good, thrifty hogs. Live Stock Reporter. Catch Crop. The term "catch crop" is not generally understood. It applies to any crop grown that is not regularly planned for a certain field, in other words, It is put in where another crop has failed, or after another crop has been removed from the land. As an illustration, millet sown where a corn or other grain crop has failed, or rape sown with a grain crop, or after a grain crop, or in corn at the last cultivation to funish fall feed, is a "catch crop." There should be more Interest taken in this catch crop question than what there is. The use of such crops should be extended, as they not only furnish very cheap feed, but they grow in place of weeds, and improve the condition of the soil by adding vegetable matter, especially if pastured off or plowed under. Of all these crops, rape is probably the best, as the seed is very cheap. It grows quickly and furnishes excellent pasturage for all animals, with the possible exception of milch cows. Rape makes a good growth for pasture in about six weeks after sowing, if sown alone. It may be sown successfully with grain crops when they are sown, or shortly afterward. When sown in this way it is used for fall pasture. An instance is cited where a farm er sowed rape and clover in sixty acres of grain In the spring of 1P07, and that fall pastured his herd of twenty cows two months on this field, getting from the creamery $223 In cream checks for the two months, which brought him over $3 per acre from his field after getting the regular grain crop. The whole of the crop was left on the field. While growing after harvest it used the available plant food In the soil, which otherwise would have been largely lost by leaching, and thus left this plant food in the soil in the form of vegetable matter that will be easily broken down next year, and while being broken down or rotting it will help to liberate the mineral plant food locked in the soil. Such a crop adds considerable to the income from the field the year it is grown, besides leaving the soil in better condition for crops In succeeding years. Rape is net considered a desirable food for milch cows, but for other classes of stock it Is excellent. Where land is very rich there Is some danger that the rape may grow too large in the grain and cause trouble in harvesting and curing the crop. In such cases It Is well to sow the rape after the grain is up, thus giving tho grain a considerable start. The rape msy be scattered on the field any convenient way, as by hand or with a hend broadcast seeder. When It is sown at the same time as the grain crop, it, of course, is mixed with the grain, and In such cases there Is no cost of sowing. There Is a certain amount of moisture and plant food constantly being taken from any soil during tho open season, whether there is a crop growing on it or not. Crops growing on the fields during the fall are not depleting the Foil of fertility, but are simply making use of what would otherwise be wasted Philadelphia Record. lie Wnn Too Cold for Her. "Agnes broke her engagement to I-uis because he was too cold and indifferent." "He doesn't strike me that way." "He is, though. He said as long as they saw each other every day, he didn't see any need of corresponding." Lippincott's. Cnuse and I.flTcot. The Earl of Ennui (dreamily) Wisht I just had er million, and ten years ahead of me. Baron Beating-It Well, you grab the million and you'll get the ten years all right. Puck. In Texas there aro fifty-five counties, 35.000.000 acres, without a foot of railway. Most of Texas is over ten miles from a railway, and there are places 100 miles away. Turkish cigarette manufacturers want Kentucky to grow Turkish tobacco, Imports of which have grown from $23,000 to $4,000,000 in only twelve years. William H. Dunn says that oil keeps tl.e macadam driveways and roads in good condition and lessens the wear, f.nd that it is 34 per cent cheaper than water. Bcbbs They say that if you keep a thing seven years you will always have use for it. Dobbs Don't you believe it; I have kept my mother-in-law for fourteen. Jayne Do you really believe there is luck in stones? 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