Plymouth Tribune, Volume 8, Number 30, Plymouth, Marshall County, 29 April 1909 — Page 7

I want every chronic rheumatic to throw war all medlclna, ail liniments, all r'asrer?. find cive MUNYOWS UIIKUMATlSil REMEDY a trial. No matter wbnt your doctor niay say, to matter what your frUnds cay say, 10 matter how prejudiced ou may to anin?t all advertised remeoi-s. py fit crue to Tnr ri'-ns-plst and pet a bottle of ttc llKKL'MA. T1SM K EM KPT. If It falls to c'vp pattsfaetlon.1 will refan! yoar njony. Mnnyc Remember this remedy contain no salIrrllc ncid. no opium cocaine, morphine or other harmful drues. It 1 ort 12p under the guarantee of the Pure Food end Drug Tor sale by all drasslsts. Trice. 23c lnvfllnc Xntare. A man must invest hinisolf nenr at hand. ;tr.l in common things, and l content with a frtoartr and moderate return, if ho would know tho Hessedress of a cheerful heart and tho sweetness of a walk over the round earth. This is a lesson the American has jet to learn capability of amusement on a low key. He expects rapid and extraordinary returns. He would make the very elemental 1 iws pay usury. He has nothing to invc t in a walk, it is too slow, too cheap. We crave the astonishing, the highways of the jrods when we see them always a sign of the decay of faith and simplicity ot iliac John HtirroTichs. A Cure for Colds and Orlp. There is inconvenience, suffering and i.mjrer in a cold, and th" wonder is that people will take so few precautions against colds. One or two line's I'leasant Tabler (be ijre of the name) taken "-hen the fir-t snuffiy feelinc appears, will jtop the progress of a cold and save a rreai deal of um necessary Miffering. Druzpists and dealers generally sell these tablets. j.ri-f cents. If you cannot get them send to Orator Y. Woodward, IcItcy, N. Y. Sample free. Then Are Kxoept Ion. Trgardsn Isn't a lawsuit over a pitzl right about tLe dullest lliing you ever Atom Net always. I attended a trial of that kind once that was too funny for anything. A tall lawyer named Short was readinz a G,000 word document be called a trief. ' SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red. watery and swollen eyes, use PETTITS EYE SALVE. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo. N. Y. Roth Reluctant. "O. it's raining, and I haven't any umbrella "Here, miss, take mine." "But you m.y med it yourself. I Late to take yours." "Well, if you hate to do it er elba't, miss." If yoa wtsa beautlrul, clear, wnlte clothes, vse Red Cross Ball Blue. Large Sot. pack ie. S cent 9om2hlnjg la a Xnoe. Although New York has never had nore opera than at present, and we ire being constantly told that our ruble is opera mad. there are still some ho are far fron, epera educated. iVhen tho new opera. 'The Bartered Bride." was announced one of the firs: .e'.ephone conversations held by Max ilirsch. of the Metropolitan Opera House, ran : "Hello, is this the Metropolitan t -Yes.' "Well, want two sweats reserved for The Bartenders Bride.'" New York Sua. Ill Protracte-l Effort. "Muriel. I love you !" "Is b that all yo.i have to say, Rudolph;" Jreat Si ott. Muriel, it has taken mi tighiecn months to say that!" sigk odadhe Positively curd by these Little Fills. They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia. In aiseslon and Too Hearty Eatir.f. A perfect ren eCy Icr Dizziness. Nausea. Drotvilness. Bad Taste la the Mouth. Coated Tongue, Pala In the Slda. TORPID LrVTIL TLey regulale tho Ecwels. Purely Vcgetatli. SMALL FILL SMALL D3SL SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear fo-Simüe Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. FOR OUT DOOR WORK IN THE WETTEST WEATHER NOTHISC EQUALS WATERPHOOF OILED GARMENTS THFV I OAK VVF! I WF1 !. INJ ANDYILL NOT LEAK LONG Cdtfb -J'ö SUITS 322 Soto cvcmrHCBS M CATALOG flfcC A.J.TOWC CO. BOSTORUAA. Towzr Canadian Ca uwTto -Toronto, can. PILES PAY ir CURED W y FKK K Rtl CKJSS afifl Ftstnl Cur. CO. Dept. D5i MIaapoll, Nino. Opportunities steads, irrigated farmn. Ltislnes openings. Send 10c for our plan. Southwestern Bureau of Information. EI I'aso, Tex. p nil r to.Iohnston. the Heil Estate man for UwHlL brgainü in farnx.clty property, tiusln's b:o:ks. resort propt-rty as 1 sell more than any n.an In Charlivox county. Joel Johnston. East Jordan. Mich. BICYCLES $13. TIRCS$1.05. Catakirue tree. Pcncture 1'rook Sfi f Hfai tso Tires $1.80 to j.5o. JJ RnsILSA BKOStLS. Ft. Wayne. Ind. 4M FC SALEMicti:ssM farm; All s zes. Southern and Central Michigan. Write for H.-.t and teruia. Eldo -Murray i. Co., Charlotte. -Mich. II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use

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. t'2i:e Feathers for llnnl. It !;.-! :'!!(! that in the i.iidu it.t. r of im;; r,, (Ymimh il.tv Van Sautvird w:.s n I 'c-. 1 to I'ortnss M;ir'c. Mi4- .f tli 11. :ii::im1. ; slr.itut.orits. the Kiver IJ. :;!. hail lu-eii i liarM rcil by the govfrji.'iK'iif and it was in rnrwicetioii with t'iis -harter that the nnimndire was i a lied to rrtrcss Monn After the I ii-ines that called him there had been dune the commandant of the fort said r the commodore that he had jut received dispatches from (Jeneral Sherman for llcneral Grant. They were the first written dispatches that had :--n;o from Sherman after his capture of Savannah. "If you want to see General Grant you can have a good opportunity through acting as my messenger in taking thce dispatches to him. I will give you a pilot who will take the River Queen up to City Point," said the commandant. iVimmodore Van Stantvoord was. of course, greatly pleased to have an opportunity to meet General Grant, but unhappily the pilot ran the Iliver Queen ashore at Harrison's Landing, just at nightfall. The dispatches for Grant were sent forward by a messenger and delivered to General Meigs, but the commodore and his friends were obliged to remain upon the IMver Queen all night. In the morning the steamloat grit out of the falsi' channel and went to City Point, where one of General Meigs' assistants met the commodore and his party. He escorted the party to General Grant's headquarters. In a few moments the log hut or cabin which was Grant's headquarters came in view and the commodore saw f tanding in the doorway clutching lirmly the door jamh a man In a shabby uniform and wearing a slouch hat. He was looking Intently at the approaching party. The commodore asked what that man was and the orderly with a half smile replied: "That is the man who is running the machine." And although the commodore hail met General Grant a number of times, yet U did riot recognize him in his shabby uniform and well worn hat. Grant, however, greeted the party very cordially. lie led them into the single room that was his Lead planers, a roaring tire was blazing upon the open hearth. General Grant chatted with them a Utile while and then spoke of the dispatches while he had re-elved through their iiid the night before. He said It was the first communication he had had from General Sherman, and sjHko of the magnitude of the achievement which had at last brought Sherman and his army to the scene. I'pon all that had been done Grant felt free to converse apparently with full expression of opinion and with the most glowing r-ommendation for Sherman and his army. Put of what was jet to be done he was. as ever, silent. After a few moments he seemed to forget tnat anyone was with him and sat staring intently at the tire as though his whole mind was concentrated with all its imwer uron some vast problem. At last he looked away fron the blazing logs at the company, and then said quietly and grimly. "Gentlemen, i: is a big thing." And although the expression was laconic and was merely an echo of the colloquialism, almost the si an- of the day. yet the tone in which it was said, the Intense earnestness which seemed to shine through Grant's eyes ns he spoke, gave to this party a full and perhaps first realization that this silent man. undemonstrative, modest, without any self-consciousness or heavy dignity, had a full realization o the giganti.' nature of the task which 2e had undertaken, and In which Shcr:nan and Sheridan had s; thoroughly -o-operated with him. which had for. its purpose the bringing of tho Chil war to an end. Philadelphia Press. IInrIlilpi of War, Kev. I). It. Floyd, in his "History of the Seventy-fifth Indiana Kegluient," fpeaks thus of the 17th of August. !W: "We marched for miles along the backbone of a spur of the mountains (Cumticrhind Mountains. Tennessee), on one of the dryest and hottest days which we experienced dnring the war. No water could be ohtaliu!, nnd as we approached Swcodon's Cave, ten miles' dastance from our camp, the rays of the Mazing sun had a depressing effect upon our men. some of whom Ave overcome by the heat and thirst." lie also quotes Chaplain Lyle. of the Third Brigade, who gives a vivid pen j-icture of this march: "The column had been marching from early dawn long dusty roads and literally In a try and thirsty hind, where there was no water. It was now a little past the hour of noon, and the Mazing sun shone out fiercely In a clouded sky. Mary a strong hearted soldier had fainted hy the wayside, for his canteen wa empty, his Hps were dry and parched, nnd he was footsore and weary. 'Water, water,' was the great cry. 'Water, anything for water nnd ome shady place In which to rest. More and more intensely did the sun shine out. from the brazen sky, while the earth seemed like a furnace. The dry. hot dust, stirred up by thousands A feet, irritated the throat and lungs, at the same time increasing the Intolerable th!r."t under which all were suffering. Onward and still onward pressed the men. drearily and In pain, while the dust, increasing In heat and quantity, threatened to suffocate them at every ftep. Not a breath of air seemed to be stirring. The verj- leaves on the low shnihs and the grass by the wayside seemed to partake of the general depression and suffering, ami looked drooping and dying. Thus mile after mile of the weary way was Traversed, and hour succeeded hour, as if each one was an age, and impressions, of suffering and utter exhaustion were made so deeply on the minds of nil that time will never efface them. Suddenly we entered a narrow deijle through which the road wound round, and. as if by magic or like the crealon of some fairy tale, a cool and fragrant breeze logan to fan our cheeks." Ours and the Seventy-fifth belonged to the same brigade. And we participated In t his never-to-be-forgotten march. Hut I thing that Tuesday, Aug. IS. was hotter than the 17th. nr.d that the Chaplain's vivid description applies to It rather than to the march on Monday. We remained in camp on Kattle Creek fron the eve ning of the IS1I1 until noon of the 21st. when we marched down the Sequatchie valley six miles to Jasper. While there I find I wrote In my diary on the irjnd : "This Is the hottest day of the season." Again the 24: "The past few days have been the hottest I ever experienced." The perspiration was so profuse that the sweat woul-J run down on the paper from

"Tiivs hard. s. that letter writing had to be dispensed w It Ii. ni!!;'-n::a com rad-s were anxious to write to s'rlen.N vhi:e in crirup. a radical ehtiiig i! ie, for my u-i-nl f the 'Jötli reads : 'The wc-ith'T -hMc-ed ::: ziiigly. This p. 1:1. ? so com! tl;:;t that it is almost jj:p:e:isant." Airai:'. Aug. -7.:i. "Last niirht was so eeoi we siejit u;iei:: fort ably. This brief hNJory covers tl;- hotfoot

weather 0 t!ie war. it indeed 1: wn- 1 ever equaled. Its tortur- upon that march permanently injrrcd many men not a few of whom prematurely perished. American Tribune. erpt Iii ltenrt. After the Civil war was over General Sherman loved to talk about It and about "his boys." a he uel to call the men who had served under him. nnd who came to see him from all pans of the country. Toward the close of his days this pave rise to a pathetically human Incident which the American Magazine recently printed. Once, while the late Augustus SaintGaudens was modeling a figure of Sherman. Ilobert iouls Stevenson visited New York. Stevenson had a passion for the study of war. He knew more about fighting than most lighting men. and was esvialiy interested in the Civil war. and in Sherman's spectacular campaign in Gc-orgia. He asked Saint-Gaudens to introduce him to the general, and the next day the sculptor told Sherman that Stevenson wanted to meet h'm. "Who is he?" asked Sherman, "one of my boysV" "No," said Gamlens, "he's the great writer- Stevenson." "Never heard of him." said Sherman. "What did he write:" "Why. he wrote Treasure Island' and 'Kidnaped' and Tavid I ta I four' " "Don't know them." said the general. "And he wrote lr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde."' "That's a good play. I Mansfield play it. Well. saw Iiek fetch him along." Saint-Gaudens the kindest and tendcrest creature that ever lived, would never think of wounding Stevenson's sensitive soul by telling him what Sherman had said. "The general wants you to come around tomorrow," said he to the author. "Does he really want to see meV" Stevenson iisked. "Of eourso. ho does," said Saint-Gaudens. "Want to see you? Why you should have seen his face when I told him you were coming." They went to the studio the next day. When Sherman arrived. SaintGamlens came forward most Impressively and Inylng great stress on the author's name, said: "General Sherman, this Is Mr. Kotiert Iouis Stevenson." "Ah. how do you do. Mr. Stevenson?" said the general. "Glad to meet you! One of my boys?" I.ee at Appnmattm. Men who saw the defeated general when he came foith from the chamber where he had signed the articles of - capitulation say that he paused a moment as his eyes rested so nee more on the Virginia hills; smote his hands together as though in some excess of Inward agony, then mounted his gray horse. Traveler, and node calmly away. If that was the very (Jcthscmrnie of his trials, yet he must have had then one moment of supreme. If chastened, Joy. As he rode quietly down the lane leading from the scene of capitulation, he passed into view of his men ot such as remained of them. The news of the surrender had got abroad nnd they were waiting, grief-stricken arid dejected, upon the hilsldes, when -y caught sight of their commander on the gr.-y horse. Then, ensued one ot the most notable scenes of the history of the war. In an Instant they were about him. kissing hi hand, his boots, his saddle, weeping: cheering him amid their tears; shouting his name to tho very skies. He said: "Men, we have fought through the war together: I have done my host for you; my heart is too full to say more."V.. lice, the Southerner, Nelson Page. From Robert by Thomas Tle Hank Could Stand It. A western lawyer tells of n remarkable Instance of the convincing power of feminine logic as evidenced by an fx-currence which he once witnessed while standing 01 the edge of a crowd that was liesioging the doors of a bank supriosed to be fin the point of suspending payment. A conversation between a rosy cheeked Irishwoman and her husband, who were near the lawyer, at once attracted his attention. "Mary," said the man. "we must push up. so ye can dhraw your money a t onct !" "Hut I don't want to draw it out, Itogor." replied Mary' placidly. "Don't ye know, Mary," persisted the husband, "that they'll lose your money for ye if don't hurry t dhraw it out?" "An' shure. Hoger." retorted Mary, "ain't they letter able to ! so It than we ere?" Ksger was stunned by this unanswerable logic, and after a few more words the two withdrew. Fortunately the bank survived its difficulties, ami no depositor lost a cent. Harper's. Odd and Knd. The average revenue of Gorman railways Is T.7 per cent. France's birthrate h;is fallen from "2 to lt)j per cent in Kh years. Atwjut ?-V worth of quinine Is consumed annually the world oer. Climatic conditions in Colombia cause a Inrge demand for portable houses. The largest pontoon bridge In th world connects Calcutta with I low rah. It Is likely that the height of the new buildings in Messina will be limited to alMiut thirty-three feet. F.xoluding nliout SO.mx) small vessels, the commerce of the world Is carried on by wO.lOO vessels, of a total tonnage of about 2ö.(XiO,0tO. The project f-r electric railways which since the war have been put forward In Japan aggregate an estimated exienditure of jo.f i0. Ilurmah Is one of the world's singlecrop countries, basing her prosperity on rice, as Hawaii does on sugar, and the Philippines do 011 hemp. The larger kind of West Indian firefly gives a light so brilliant that by it printed matter may be read at a distance of two or three inches. There Is a lighthouse to every fourteen miles of coast In England, to every thirty four miles in Ireland and to every thirty-nine miles In Scotland. An l,iCH-horsepoer vertical gas engine, said to be the largest of Its kind, was recently put Into operation at Runcorn, England, driving an electric generator.

" ,y,,k." ccr The best farm friend is a bank roll. Men who ex7ect the best often get :he worst. Oil meal Is good for the cows, will prove a pay ration. It A blind pig gts very little sympathy from the other hogs. Milk is easily contaminated, and hence is a most prolific medium of conreying disease. Iaise colts, but don't try to do it with poor, run-down, overworked mares. Strong colts cannot be gotten in this way. Good grooming, good bedding and pood feed will make the good cow nore profitable. Don't fool your time way on the poor cow. r.e sure that you get a standard grade of cement nnd that It Is mixed In proor proportions with the other materials if you want to get good reults. As compared with the old pan mothd of raiding cream, the separator Is is far ahead of the old method as the .hreshcr Is ahead of the old flail net hod of threshing grain. Ar you carelessly letting the liquid nanure go to waste? It Is the most raluable part of the manure. Save It 'ithfr by tight gutters running to a ristern. or use plenty of absortents to oak It up. Yes. it is s!ve trouble nnd expense alsing dairy cows, but see what you lave after you have raised them, if rou have saved those from your best ows mated to a purc-brod bull. That s the wav to build tip a dairy herd. If troubled with lumpy or stringy nllk. try this treatment: First give l thorough purge, say a pound of Slauber's salts. When it has ceased n act. give half an ounce of niter nnd tO drops of aconite twice a day for two :Iays. or longer If not cured. The time to wash out the buttermilk from butter Is when It has reached the granular stage. Co.nl butter comes not by any chance, but from good feed, properly separating the cream and careful churning. The cream should alwavs be churned when ready. Over In Germany they have a mechanism for catching and destroying but- ! terfiles which damage their fir woods. The contrivance consists of a power light whl' h attracts the pests, and a large revolving fan which draws them Into n hamber where they are bruised and killed. Ituying a hand separator Is quite diflrrent from buying almost any etiler piece of machinery used on the farm. It pays to get a good one and give it a thorough trial lefore accepting it. A joor machine is not only short lived, but loses money every day for the owner. In Australia all the butter running Is done cm the co-operative system. Farmers no longer make butter on the farms. Australian butter ranks with the liest In the world, and the dairy business has brought prosperity to the farmers who lost nearly all they had In the drought of lfH.2. A Pennsylvania dairyman who has ; kept a record says it taues i,.i quarts ' of milk to produce a calf that will ! wetr-h KVO nounds at four weeks. His record of feeding SO calves showed 12xiO quarts of milk, and for which he received $11. or four cents per quart, and the calves did the milking. He says the calves must be good ones not little, runty Jerseys, So long as stock and feeding steers ran be bought In the large market places cheaper than they can be picked tip around home, the farmers will raise fewer each year. As soon as they do this they pave the way for small marpins on feeding cattle. Small margins lave already arrived and that Is why the she stuff at the farm sales is picked ap so quickly. Cows seldom kick unless there Is forae reason for It. It may be a sore, or It may lie long finger nails. PosBlbly some previous Injury or pain makes the cow so afraid and nervous that she cannot resist the Inclination to kick any more than a man could resist striking another who he thought was going to Injure him. Kicking can frequently be cured by finding what Ihe cause Is and removing It. Vjt comes another Individual who ,'lalms that he knows of n more disigreeable Job than hauling wheat it raw over a frozen road on a windy !ay. Here It Is. Yoke up a pair of iteers on a hot spring day when the pints are In their liveliest mood and ro Into a field where the weeds and jrush nre about waist deep and try to break them so that the weeds a:id rush will all burn off clean. The apple tree needs care like other ,'ruit trees. If it Is going to do well. Tho old Idea that once planted It mould bo able to care for Itself and king forth an abundance of fruit can no longer be maintained, since such a method is neither economical nor business-like. Fruit trees of whatever kind or nature need as much, or more, rare and attention throughout the season as any crop grown. A good cow sells ns high ns a fat 4e-er nowadays. It seems that everyody wants cows. A good many of the farmers have dropped out of the business of raising cattle the last few years nnd now want to get back In again. The man who bought good cows a year rr two ago Instead of steers Is right In the swim. These cows have been yielding a nice Income all the time, and now they re worth practically the same as & steer, 'which has been a constant expense. The City Farmer Who Failed. A few years ago a successful clt.1 business man bought a farm. He had lutficlent capital to pay cash for the

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farm, to buy all tho m-ichinery necessary and to sioi k it with Hi u'oughb:-d horses, cattle, sheep and swine. He was a lover of animals, and he spent his time amongst Iiis stoek. He became acquainted with each animal: lie would t.Jk to them, and they seened to understand him. His stock dli well and Increased rapidly, but. knowing each animal personally a he did. lie hadn't the heart to dispose of anything. No matter what amount of money was offered him. he could not make up his mind to part with one of his pets. He was just like a woman with a large family of children no matter how many she has, there are none to spare. After four years of brooding ntvl propagating, he had more animals than the farm would support, and h'.s frifnds finally interfered nnd sent him bak to the city to deal in merchandise that could not obtain such a hold on his tiff oct Ions. This was told me ns a true story. It Is the first failure of the kind that ever fame to my attention, but I can see how such a thing could happen. Cyrus P.rown. Michigan. In Agricultural rpltomlst. Food Value of Clover liny. Farmers, as a rule, do not appreciate the full value of clover as hay. Timothy hay costs more in the market than does clover, which has led many fanners to believe that timothy has a idgher nutritive value than clover hay. They assume that as the city liveryman or horse ovpor buy timothy in preference to clover that they an better judges of the feeding value of hay than they are themselves. Nearly all the hay sold in the city market is sold to horse owners whose animals are used for light driving or light work. In such cases timothy i to be preferred; not that it contains a higher nutritive value, but for the reason that It carries less dust with It. and there Is less danger of the : nimals eating too much of it. It is aho lss risky in the matter of the heaves. Clover can be easily grown, ami yet how few barns are filled with it. Too many cattle are fattened on corn and other hay some add cotton-feed meal, fill cake or similar nitrogenous concentrates to the ration, all of which produces good results, but the rule cm th farm should be fhat as much nitrogenous feed as it is possible to grow should be produced, and thus save the expense of large purchases of oil meal. Clover hay Is an excellent roughage to be fed fattening cattle in large quantities. Some feeders begin the feeding pericnl with two pounds of clover hay to every pound of corn. The amount of hay is reduced gradually, and itie corn IncTcasod until toward the latter part of the feeding period, when three pounds of corn are fed to every jwind of clover hay. Feeding ckner hay to that extent. It is hardly necessary to give oil meal, exevpt during the last four weeks of the feeding period. Dairy cows also thrive on clover hay. and corn nnd clover makes a very good ration for them. A good, thrifty cow will eat 22 pounds of clover hay and (' pounds of corn dally. Siu h a ration would have a nutritive ratio of 1.7. which is narrow enough for milk production. Rut two or three pounds of bran and four or five pounds of corn, together with all the clover hay a cow will eat. is a still hette-r ration. Where e-orn fodder or other hay is substituted for clover hay, more nitrogenous concentrates and less corn must be fed. Philadelphia Record. The (nut of a Farm Oottlt. It costs approximately Sl.r.oö to buy a good outfit such as would equip an ordinary eighty-acre farm In the irrigated country. This sum would likely be divided very much into the following Items: Four good horses. $7tx; four sets of harness. $U.0; a plow, 15); grain drill, $70; harrow, $10: potato planter, $70; riding etiltivator, J.TT : mower. $.".".; hay rake, $.T7 : potato digger, $H0: potato sorter, $27; farm wagon, $120; potato ditcher, $12.."0; scraper. $7.r0; buggy. $7" and small tools, $20. These things are simply necessities and do not provide for some of the larger implements that a beginner may hire or club with a neighlwir In purchasing. Such implements as a binder and stacking outfit would come under this head. These will be needed on the farm but It may be cheaper to hire them for the season's work. There are. hcvever. great possibilities for the expenditure of money on a farm Just as well as there are for making money if you understand your business. The list contemplates a farm upon which the potato crop Is the principal product. Now if a man wants to raise sugar beets he must add a bvc-t seeder at $4." ; a rldtni foul -row cultivator. $;r. ; a leet puller. Jt'oO; total. $127..r.O. Those are als.: necessities and bring the total bill up to $1.712.r.t. Now. a gentleman farm er at a long range may have discovered! that there Is more money In farming than being a bank president providing the farming is duie scientifically. Such a man could easily spend another $1hio or more and still find good use for the extra Implements. An additional 1 1st might well read like this; Riding spring tooth harrow. $.",0: disc harrow, $P,N: clod crusher and roller, $."," : binder. $H; stack Ing outfit, including two bull rflkes, $1.10; manure spreader. $1.V; family carriage, $l.".e; riding plow, $15: beet sllcer, $2". ; gasoline engine for power, $20 ; cream separator, $7ö ; total, $1.0-11. Ingenuity would suggest other forms of expenditure and every one of them ndght also be made to pay Interest on the Investment. Ou top of all these, nnd It should really hive been the first thing suggested. Is a go-x shed or barn In which to house every article in the various INts mentioned This would be the best dividend payei In the whole lot. Anywhere from $2 to $."V:e mlgl; be profitably spent for such shelter, for after having provided a good farming outfit, the annual expenditure for Implements would be nominal. When through with an Implement, even If only for a few days. It would pay to spend a few minutes or even hours In cleaning it up and putting It Into Its proper shape In the tool horse. Never leave anything in the field for any length ef time, even in this dry climate. The metal will rust nnd tht wood work will dry rot, warp or shrink to such extent that U will loss hi value many dollars.

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Hilt, r.-vlnfiil SwfllliiK ItroL nnd IJlil .Not Ileal Snffor.'il Thrre Yenr Torture Yield to Ctitlrur?.. "Little black swellings were scatter ed over my face and neck ar.J they would leave little black sars that would itch so 1 couldn't keep from scratching them. Larger swellings would appear and my clothes would stick to the sores. I went to a doctor, but the trouble only got worse. P.y this time it was all over my arras and the upper part of my body in swellings as large as a dollar. It was so painful that I could not bear to lie 011 my back. The second doctor stopped the swelling, but when they broke the places would not heal. I bought a set of the Cutieura Kennedies and in less than a week some of the places were nearly well. I continued until I had used throe sets, nnd now I am sound and well. The disease lasted three years. O. L. Wilson, Turyear, Tenn., Feb. S. IOCS.' Totter Drug & Chern. Corp., Sola Props, of Cutieura Remedies. P.oston. tier ANtral Simnar, An unmarried woman of my acquaintance was drawing dangerouslynear the threshold of that age where; the unmated must abandon every mat: rimonial hope. P.elonging as she did to that largr; contingent of women to whom marriage represents the only possible career, her anxiety, as she saw her chances of achieving it dwindling to the vanishing point, beenrue keen, and in her distress she began to seek for comforting reassurances among that fraternity who, for a suitable consideration, obligingly offer to reveal the Beeret s of the future. In the course of an Interview with one of these "wise women" she was told: "My dear, you already are married on the astral plane, and it is your astral husband who is keeping the earth men away :'rom you." "Oh," cried the ungrateful bride, "'please tell him not to'." How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any rase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. b J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. 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GlottoBom New TorUers. The food supply of New York is so enormous that though the rich nr.d well to do gorged from morning to night they simply could not eat at all. says a writer la Success. Thero woulJ still remain an abundjnee for every one if some way could be found of distributing the fragments. Just consider the figures which I have on careful authority: New York receives every week 10.000.000 iKuuds of dressed beef, 12.0oO,(hj0 pounds f pork, ham and pigs' meat. 1.5'-"0.000 lounds of poultry, 1,00(1.000 pounds of sausages. 1,000.000 pounds of mutton and lamb, over 2XO,O00 pounds of liver, heart, tripe, etc., over 1,000,000 pounds of canned meat, .riO0,0O0 pounds of game and l.OOO.tsOO pounds of fish. The fragments of tliis food, tons and tons of it, are collected every day and carried off to fatten pigs in Jersey or load the fertilizer scows that ply down the bay. Every day of the year from r00 to 900 cartloats of food, much of it perfectly good, are taken from the homes and hotels of New Y'ork and simpiy thrown away. A million people could live and live well on this waste if the problem of collecting and distributing It could once be solved. And I suppose any kind-hearted Individual could solve it in a small way himself with a wagon and a little brains!

Western Cnnada'i Happy Proapeela. In no year since the development of Western Canada began has spring brought a brighter outlook than it brings this year. In no preceding spring has there boon greater assurance of advancing development and prosperity. The movement of immigration has already assumed large proportions, and is as desirable in character as it Is satisfactory In volume; from across the Atlantic sturdy, industrious and thrifty newcomers are arriving in large numbers, bomeseekers from Ontario and the other older provinces are coming In a steady stream, and from across the international boundary a movement is already in full flow which, it is confidently predicted, will beat the records of all previous years; siecial settlers' trains are crossing the line, loaded with effects, actual material wealth being thus brought into the country at the rate of millions of dollars' worth monthly. The movement is so unprccedently large that extra Dominion Immigration officials have had to be provided at both North Portal and at Emerson, and it is estimated that the total number of new settlers from th'e United States this year will be 70.000 at least, and may run well up toward 100,000. Iist year's total of new settlers from the South was 53.723; thus the area that will be placed in wheat and other grains this year will greatly exceed that of last year. Settlers are making extraordinary efforts to get on their lands and begin seeding operations. The price of wheat now, away above the dollar mark, is incentive enough, and when one has in view the splendid results that the past few years have shown, it is not to be wondered at that the present will be the banner year for immigration to Canada. Ask your nearest Canadian government agent for rates of transportation, and he will also send you illustrated pamphlets. A Lfaion In Unnklnc The Japanese, as every lxnly knows, used to despise business. Tiicy held that business meant Felling s.!iK'thi:.c for more than it was worth that profit meant the amount whereby the buyer had been deceived. "We look on business more favorably now In Japan," . said Jokh-hi Iwaya, the Japanese consul to Portland, at a recent dinner. "We now tell with scorn the money-counting story that in the past we told with approbation. According to this story a banker of Yokohama took In a packet of banknotes in the presence of his son. who desired to learn the bahkin; business. The man counted the notes in the usual way. They lay on the counter lefore him. and he lifted them up, one by one, with moistened forefinger, murmuring, One, two. three' and so on. I Jut on reaching the last note the banker stopped. lie didn't lift It up. Instead he tapped it with his finger, and vhlsiered to his son. "'You must never lift the last one. Don't you see? It is Jus possible that there might be another underneath.' " The Ileal Dispute. "Rut. honorable pir," insisted the educated Japanese, "you class us wronjly We are not Mongolians." "In that case," said the Californii statesman, shrugginj his shoulders, "yoi will have to settle your differences wit! Noah Webster not with ine. lie sayi you are." FASHION HINTS Foulards are high in favor this season and really there is nothing more practical and satisfactory for a gown that must fit many occasions. The model shown her would be very good for a foulard, either plain or figured. If pliin material is used, then the neck and lower sleeves should be in an open work pattern in lace or batiste. If figured silk is used then make the neck and sleeves of net or chiffon cloth.

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