Plymouth Tribune, Volume 8, Number 15, Plymouth, Marshall County, 14 January 1909 — Page 7

"WHY NOT OWH LAND?

EXPLORING WINDSOR CASTLE. DREADFUL DANDRUFF.

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Lasi He's Family Medicine (called also Lane's Tea) Its cost is only 25 cents a package and a package will last a month. It cures backache, sideache, bearing-down pains, indigestion and constipation. All druggists sell it, 25c. 4 The Reason I Make and SeU More Ken's 53.00 &j $3.50 Saoos Taaa Any Other auaufacturer ia baranaa 1 cv th wearer tht beccflt af th noat copt arfaaizatloa of traiaed expert ui akUltd hcaaiakera u the coantry. To aelevtioa of tb leather for rack part of the ihot. aaa .verv dotrl of th. making la every department, la looked after by ta. best ahecnakers fa tfa. ibm indntrr. If I eoaid. show Ta how carefully W. L. Doof ! (bre are maoe, yea woul-i then nndentana why they hold tlKlr hap. It batter, and wear longer than aa j ouut make. Uj method of Tanning t he So!i irahet them More flexible and Longer Wearing than any others. She for Eve-ry Member of the Family. Men. ltya,Wei'a,IUaa amd Children. Tnr a!e hy ehoe dualer everywhere. PlimnU I 'on itenuin wit hoot W. I. IVmutIju LnJIIUrs name ami prt Mainrl on bottom. Tut Color Sytlata Cte4 Exclusively. Catalog mailed tree. W. L DOUGLAS, 167 Spark Erocktot. Ml. ÜACRES of Wheat Land in Western Canada WILL MAKE YOU RICH 50 bushels per acre have been u run iv. General average jrreater than in any other part of the Continent. Under New Regulations it i possible tc secure a Hom-.tead of It) acres free, and additional loo acre at fAOi per acre. I The development of the country has made mirTellous strides. It is a rerclatim. a rec 'rd of conquest by settlement that is remarkable." Extract from encrespondtnee of a National Kditor, who visited Canada in A u trust last. The aTain crop of 1J8 will n-t many farmers $20.00 to fiS.OO per acre. Grain-raUing, Mixe J Farminir and Dairying are the principal inrluv tries. Climate is excellent: Social Conditions the best: Railway Advantages unequalled; Schools. churches and markets close at band. Lands may also be purchased from Railway and Land Companies. POR "LAST BEST WKST" pamphlets, maps and information as to bow to secure lowest Railway Rates, app'.y to V. D. Scott. Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa. Canada, er W. H. Rogers. 3d Floor Traction-Terminal Building, Indianapolis, Ind., and H. M. Williams. Room 20. Law Building, Toledo, Ohio, Authorized Government Agents. flwM say where 70a aw this advertisement. TOILET ANTISEPTIC Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth and body antisepticalljr clean and free from unhealthy germ-life and disagreeable odors, which water, soap and tooth preparations - sione cannot do. germicidal, disinfecting t deodorizing toilet requisite of exceptional excellence and economy. Invaluable for inflamed eyes, throat and nasal and uterine catarrh. At drug and toilet stores, 50 cents, or by mail postpaid. tage Trial Sainpls WITH "HCSLTH AND BUUT- BOOK SCNT mtt THE PAXTON TOILET CO., Osten. Mass. I har h-en ii.ltr Cabarets fr Insomnia, w'ta b:imi 1 liave ,n n mf.Urt-it fur over twmty jrur, ant I ean tay tuat arart hurt, grn tna n;or rh.f iMn i,..tlif r r-n,.lr har ,r tri'd. 1 e-rtinly rcftf!imni ihrm tt my Xrieuua aa being ail lusy are lircented." Tuos. Oillard. Elgin. 11L PJent. Palatahl. Potent. Tasts Good. Ho floM Jer r airkn, VWakn tr Grip. Itfc. 2..50r. S--i In bulk. Th fnp i n table tmi; (,a CCC. ttaarauteea to Cur or Jour tbouey Lck. Sterling Remedy Co., Chicaeo or N.Y. iff ÄN'iüALSÄLE, TEH MILLION BOXES Let us do your Printing using Eagle (g;ff Linen for your office stationery. You can get the paper and envelopes to match. It U thm real thing. Take no other. MOTHER GRATS SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN. A Crtln Cnr for Fvverlbneas, 4'oaMlipa.Hoit, Ilesdarhr, Siemarli Trfcubl'", Teething pitoraeri, a-jd Destrov Vrm. Thai Break mn Cld ia M tioura. At i' Drui'. Säcta. 8ajDpl maiixi .-KE& A1irvM. A. S. OLMSTED. La toy. H Y Mother Gray. Ii an la Child' rail's Hntra. KavYorkCitj. AN UNSURPASSED REMEDY! Poo'i Curs ia aa BtuurpaawJ remvrdy for eougKa. cold, braachtia. asthma, hrarsenoa and throat aod lung aifeciiooa. it gcea direct to the aeat oi the trouble and g-nerally testorehehhyconditioD. Mother can pre llieir children Piao's Cure with perfect confidence in it cur tire riwers kod rreedom from Ofiales. amous t.-w Half a century. At all drug-gists', 23 cts.

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One of llie Birst May to M.nTst Money Is to Invest ta Western Canada. "Peep down in tho nature of every projerly constituted man is tho desire to own some land." A writer In the Iowa State Register thus tersely expresses a well-known truth. The question is. Where is. the best land to be had at tho lowest prices? and this tli3 same writer points out in the srune article. The fact is not disguised tint the writer has a personal interest in fhc statement of bis case, and .there Is no hidden meanirg when he refers to Western Canada as predentin;: greater possibilities than any other part of the American Continent to the man who is inclined to till the soil for n livelihood an-.! possible competence. What interests one are the arguments advanced by this writer, and when fairly analyzed tho conclusion is reached that no matter what personal interest the writer may hue had his reasons appear to have the quality of groat soundness. The climatic conditions of Western Canada are fully as pood as those of Minnesota, the Dakotas or Iowa, the productiveness of the soil is as great, the social conditions are on a parity, the laws are as well established ami as carefully observed. In addition to these the price of laud i much less, easier to secure. So, with these advantages, why shouldn't this the offer of Western Canada be cmbraced? The hundreds of thousands of settlers now there, whose homes were originally In the United States, appear to be are satisfied. Once in a while complaints are heard, but the Canadians have never spoken of the country as an Eldorado, no matter what they may have thought. The writer happened to have at hand a few letters, written by former residents of the United States, from which one or t:o extracts are submitted. These j:o fo prove that the writer in the Register has a good basis of fact in support of his statements regarding the excellency of the grain growing area of Manitoba. Saskatchewan and Alberta. On the 2Dth of April of this year W. II. Conley. of Lou?heed, Alberta, wrote to a friend In Detroit. He says: The weather has been just tine ever since I came here in March, and I believe one could find. If he wanted to, some small bunches of snow around the edge of the lake. There is a frost nearly every morning; at sunrise It begins to fade away, then those blue flowers open and look as fresh as If there had been no frost for a week. There is no reason why this country should not become a garden of Eden ; the wealth is in the ground and only needs a little encouragement from the government to Induce capital In here.- There is everything here to build with good clay for brick, coal underneath, plenty of water in the spring lakes, and good springs coining out of the banks."

Such In Fame. The Washingtan man had taken his visiting friend up Into the congressional gallery and was showing him how the House of Representatives looks when In session. "That man who has just taken hi seat," he said. "Is Champ Clark, Ieadei of the minority." A stamp clerk, and leader of the minority?" said the astonished visitor. Gee! What's his name?" Chicago Tribune. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be plpa4 to learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure I In all Its stipes, and that U Catarrh. Hall's vaiarru uie is ine only positive cure uuv known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh beln a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the ystem, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and clvlnx the patieut strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature ia doing Its work. The proprietors have so much faltii In Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls to cure. Send tor list of testimonial. Address K. .1. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. Sold by all Druzzlsts. 75c. Take llall'g Family I'ills for constipation. t'narrountable Mltakp. All was quiet in the Fleepi;i? cnr. Suddenly the passenger in lower No. parted th curtains, thrust out n weathei beaten face, md hailed the sable functionary who was tiptoeing past "Say," he grumbled, "whore's the' pillers fer this bunk?" "There are your pillows, sub," said the porter. "Them things!" exclaimed the passenger. "Smash my toplights! 1 thought thm was the life preservers !" Chicago Tribune. i:very Woman Will He luleri-Hted. Ther' has recently been discovered an aromatic, pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, railed Mother (Jray'a ) A I'STKA I.IA Li:.l I. It is the only cer tain regulator. Cur's female weaknesses and Haoknche. Kidney. Madder and l.'rinary troubles. A t all Onifjl.ts or l.v mail T,n cts. Sample FUKE. Address. The Mother Gray Co.. LeKoy. N. Y. Ilee nnd Their Basket. Uvery bee carries his market basket around his hind legs. Any one ex amlning the baby of a bee through a microscope will observe that on tinhind legs of the creature there is a fringe of stiff hairs on the surface, the b.iirs- approaching each other at thf tips, so as to form a sort of cage. Tlii is the bee's basket, and into it, aftei a successful journey, he will crair. enough pollen to last him fur two oi three days. Oaly One "I1ROMO QUIXIXK" Tbat Is LAXATIVE I5KO.MO QUININE. Look for the signature of 11. V. CUOVK. I'sed the World over to Cur a Cold in One Day. -5c. Cray and the Iley. Thomas tiray kept the elegy by him for nine years before he gave t to the world. He polished away at it all th.-se vears as a lapidary polishes a gem. dnd the result was he made it a gem. In his .whole life ho wrote comparatively little, and when asked why he bad written so little he replied. "Hecauso of the exertion It costs In the labor cf composition." Ara Your Clothe Faded T Use Red Cross Hall I'.lue and make them white again. Large 2oz. package, & cents. How's That, Fellow r Ten or twelve years ago, when a girl got married, she left such a debt for wedding clothes and expenses tint it ordinarily took the family sis yr-irs to recover f ;om it. Fathers s : I take off their hats to the modern ;;..!. She earns the money to buy her own wedding outfit and In many cases has a little left to help buy things for her new house. Tho modern girl is more of an Improvement over the young woman of twenty years ago than the modern young man is over the young man of that time. For Infants and Children. I&3 Kind You Have Always BcugM Bears the Signature

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S ws with long bodies generally prove to lo the best brooders. Molasses as part of the feed ration for the horse has proved its value. Keep tab on the markets and watch rour chance to soil your crops at th Dcst price. O.its make an ideal food for brood sow. It will pay to keep well fed up. the her I lay sustains the working horse best, but a little grass now and then is an ?xcellent regulator. A small flock of sheep on every farm should be the slogan of the organized farmers throughout the country. More failures in hog breeding prolv ably come from lack of good yards and fences than from any other causo. There are few&r greater money -making industries in this country than mutton raising when" proiorly managedRoots as part of tho ration for the sheep in the winter time are quite essential If you would take them through In good condition. Tho average farmer should breed the 3raft horse. Heavy draft horses are born with an inclination to walk and work. It is inherited. Notice how uneasy the horse is when the curry comb Is being used on the legs. Most horses are very sensitive there. Try an old cloth to rub the Jirt off. Corn criblKl early means a saving In the amount, sluce the lner it remains in the field the m t goes to waste In weathering and deoredations of animals. New corn, however, even when apparently ripe and solid, contains much water, and If the com crib Is not well ventilated it ia likely to spoil. A Virginia farmer makes considerable money each, year by selling to Northern people hams and bacon cured In the old-fashioned way, with molasses and black pepper, and smoked over a fire from hickory chips. He selb between 300 and 400 pfcs wch year, at an average price of 30 cents per pound for the cured meats. Tie calf Is often a fine market for nllk. One Pennsylvania dairyman reports that he kept n record of eighty ?alves, which consumed 12.000 quarts 3f milk for which he received $1S1, or jver 4 cents per quart, and the calves lid the milking. He estimates that It takes 14 quarts of milk to make a ?alf four weeks old. which will weigh 100 pounds, if they have Holstein blood. If sexes are equal, guinea fowls will ,air. They generally lay between 10 D'clock n. m. and 2 o'clock p. m. Th roung are delicate and tender until full feathered. The cock bird cares for the roung Just the same as does the hen. ptarding them during the day and oov?rlng them at night Tho m.tle Is larger :han the female, is more aggressive ind has a different call, sounding like Tick, tick." The noise of the hen is jimllar to "Come back, come back." Do you know how to load your w.is)n to get the lightest draft? Most pv?le think it pulls easier when the velght Is put well forward, but this Is not tho case when thr hind wheels are ; the hjghcr. On the ordinary wagon ! ivhcre front wheels are the smaller. J place tho heaviest on the hind wheels, j Vhero the wheels are of equal size, distribute tho load equally over the wagI 5ii. A high wheel sinks Into the ground I less than a small one and a wide t'r less than a narrow one. Gout Meat for Mutton. (Jeorgo F. Thompson of the bureau it animal industry says a considerable number", but not many thousands of ?mss-bred Angoras find their way to tock centers, such as Chicago. Kansas City. Omaha, Ruffalo and New York, nnd are sold there to the packing houses, if in good condition. They are purchased at a price slightly under that paid for sheep, ami are disused of In the carcass, and sometimes In canned form, as sheep mutton. These goats .re usually some that have served a giod punose In clearing up brushwood, and, becoming fat on It. are worth more as slaughter animals 1 than to sell to some other person for I bvush cleaning. The greater numler of 1 persons who are engaged in the Angora goat industry at this time and the number of such will continue to Increase have a much better quality of goats than those that find their way f to the market In considerable numbers. They have animals that will yield a I fleece worth from $1 to $1.50, and their valuo as destroyers of brushwood and weeds and as fertilizers of the land, must be added; besides, the docs raise kids that are worth $3 each. Sqnalts for the Market. When raising pigeons, nnd especially squabs for market, do not take any stock In the statement that each pair will raise twenty-four ' squabs during the year. A pair of squab producers that will produce an average of six pairs a year have done 'nighty ' well. Fancy pigeons that grow the exhibition stock usually round up -vita about three r four pairs a sea sen. When a pair of pigeons have grown twelve squabs in a year they have produced six times their own weight, which is a pretty gol active business for such small birds. I.j not imagine that you can start In '.ho squab business or pigeon business simply through the purchase of the bird;: you must learn how to care for. feed and breed them. No one eer knotvs too much about it ; and as long as tUore are so many hundreds of line yout.g squabs dying in the nest from cancer that are kept and reared in nice clean lofts there is something wroug with the management that had better !e discovered. Feed a number of different kinds of smnil grains to your pigeons. When they fly altout they pick up seeds and grain and everything of this kind ttat

to cat. It is tnK' that their main support should be good. sound, dry wheat and cracked corn. Some Canada peas can be added t' these, and after that a very little hemp seed, some kallir corn, a little barley not mvjch of this, however, for all grain with husks is bad for fee.ling t young pigeons but give them any kind of good solid grain without husks. A little bit of millet se.1 and some hulled oats Js good, but do no't give much of this. With this furnish plenty of fresh water for drinking, some crushed oyster shell, some grit and a little nn-k salt. Ssveet Potato C'nlttire. The sweet potato may be grown In this country from the Canadian border to the gulf, provided the soil Is suitable. Neither stiff clay nor pure sand will do, but sandy clay, moderately ?nriched, contains the elements for ihc largest and best flavored tubers. The seed tubers are planted very early In the spring lu a hotbed, and several sets of plants may be taken from ea"h one. The transplanting must bo deferred, in the more northern sections of the country, until all danger from frost is past. In preparation for planting, quite high ridges should be thrown up with a plow, about three feet apart, the soil being entirely free from grass roots and weeds -and flattened on top. The high ridging is best for two reasons, to permit rains to run off and to admit more of the heat of the sun to the roots. Tho young plants are set about fifteen Inches apart in. the rows, and for this operation cool, cloudy wea tiler is most fovo;hle. After the plants tire well started the soil on the flattened top of the ridge may be kept open and free from we?.ls by the use of the hoe or rake, whilv the cultivator Is used between the rows, followed by a lister or hoe to throw the earth hack against the ridges. This may require two or three repetitions before the vines so cover the ground as to prevent any damaging growth of weeds. Should frost threaten, before there is time to dig and care for the product, all hands should be turned in to complete ly cut off the vines, since, if these are frost-bitten, the Injury Is communicate:! to the tubers and their flavor and keeping dualities ore impaired, but If the tops are removed the cold of early frosts will act affect them. A dry spell Is most favorable for dig ging and curing in the shade, but where there Is a good circulation of air. nnd in about n w eck they will be ready for storing. The sweet potato will not endure a lor temperature nnd a very dry, warm situation should ho chosen, never In a cellar, unless the latter con tains n furnace. They do best spread on raised platforms or In shallow boxes covered with road ust or dry sand, and thus eared for they will keep until the following spring, where this Is desirable. As a rule, however, a large proportion of the crop Is consumed while It is In its best condition, during the fall and early wlr.fcr. The Leopard and the Pan. One day a worthy Kulu housewife came out from her cooking and. stand Ing on the ledge of n k at her dtor, emptied a t.m of lulling water Into thf rank herbage growing klow. It fell, splash, on the back of a sleeping leop ard. who jumped perpendicularly lntc the air as 3n!gh as the roof of the hut What mlht have happened nexPl Who can 4ay? Rut the astonished woman dropped tho pan with a clans uion the rock, and the leopard 'took one leap downhill. The pan followed, and the leopard' downward leaps .became lonjcr.and swifter as the pan bounded after it from rock to rock. Wheo Itrt seen the leopard had jusl achieved .i leap of about TV) feet tc the very lottoin of the ravine, thou sands of fet leIow, and the pan hud whirled about 500 feet over it on th opposite lide. The L-opard would havt eaten tb old woman with pleasure, hut a p.' which first scalded half the hide off him nnd then bounded clanging In his wake from the top of the Hima layas tf. the plains eeiow was some thing wJLlch he could not face. Lon don Clmmlcle. . Mexican Tradition. Hoya- what's the matter? Fever Die. thrt; die, then." That's tho son; the dowa slwg clown in Old Mexiev" when l native has pneumonia, niiC almost LflYarlably he lies do;n, refuse! to swJHovr the medicine prescri.ed !j the physician, resigns himself to hit fate, anA in a few weeks lie dies. Th dove, however, sings tho song in Spanish. It in a tradition among tho Me leans that once the fever accompany ing an attack of pneumonia southern it Is necessarily fatal, and 1 cause of this all medicine and nil pliy sicians nte refused and the Mexicat usually d!es. The dove brings Jfie story of death in its weird cooing, according to the belief of the natives and many who have leen seized witt the fever who otherwise might havt roeovcretl have succumled. owing tc their btllef in the tradition. That li the" reason, it Is said, why pneumonia Is fitnl to so many Mexicans. New York Herald. A Personal Opinion. The constitutional dislike to giving an oirhdon on any subject, which had alwi'yr? distinguished the (lOrham family, reached its fullest development le Abel (lorhftjn. lie could scarcely be jht suaded to express his mind freely altout anything, ntlll less nhout any person. Yet he managed to preserve a reputation Tor keen discernment. 'i really wish you'd tell me what you think of young Hobbs." said one of the sr.mmcr residents. "Come, Mr. (lor ham. I mean to give the young man si lift if lie's worth it." "At m," said Mr. Corham. with hif usual deliberation. "When you conn to lifting, anybody that can be lifted is wdth lifting, seems to me. As tr Fete Ilobbs. I'm expecting he'll turv out iist such a sort of a man as i take him to be. I don't know as I'm called upon to speak any plainer'n that.?;vvr Ileen I'p Aealnnt Thlsf NV. matter how large a bundle mn; be. tie average woman still Insists t naher :iti!-band can get it in his overeoj. packet. The Mexican government is arranging to spend $25,000,000 to encouragt iirigation scheme.

KbiR Orwer Tliurnueh Kxaiiilnatlon of Fvrry 2urt of Ituyal Home. The king'has ordered a thorough ex

amination to be made of every room ' nnd apartment in Windsor Castle, ac- ' cording Vj the London correspondent of the New York Sun. A castle with a history of fiver 7(H) years is worth exploring. Windsor is no doubt a mrn-M greater treasure house than was imag-int-d up to quite recently. Improvements made by the king since his accession in the way of elee- i trie lighting, the installation of bath- ! rooms and the rearrangement of price-1 lieally hidden for years have been' mnnti.-.Kii. iui ..--..o. o..t..,w. ..JT fore, but the resources of Windsor as a treasure house are yet only imperfectly understood. Not long ago the princess of Wales accidentally discovered a valuable collection of old ivory miniatures, while the recent rearrangement of the royal library has brought to light several unsuspected volumes of great value. . Many of the vaults of the castle, which have not been examined within memory, are filled with furniture and fittings removed from the rooms from time to time, and In them many valuable finds are exieeted. The king is nlso anxious to test the theory brought forward some lime ago that the subterranean passages under the castle lead to places far away and were cont meted to secure a safe way out for the sovereign and his court in time of siege. A map of those passages so far as they have yet been traced is to be prepared and then further investigation will Le made. The modern history of the castle begins only with George IV. When he announced his Intention of making the ?astle his home a grant of .1,(mk) was voted him by parliament In 1824. The king took iosscssion of his private apartments In 1S2S. Other parliamentary grants were made, until 13 tho end of the next reign about a million sterling had been spent on the castle. Lord Carrington, a popular member of the present ministry, owes his title to an accident which happened to one of his ancestors. In 171"J Kotiert Smith, the banker and founder of the family, had a house which fronted on the Green park, which park, of course, was the property of the crown. Mr. Smith sought a right of recess to the pars from his house. Tl'.e request was duly conveyed to King George III., who replied: "I cannot grant him this privilege, but I will make him an Irish ier If he likes." This alternative was accepted and the preat family of Smith was thus enrolled In the peerage. BIRDS CHANGE COLOR. Tint Are Altered to Ajrree with HaekRroanil, Declare Scientist. Lecturing on the coloration of bird? before the Lowell Institute, Dr. Hans Gadow gave his audience a surprise. The greater portion of the diseouVsc was an exposition of a scheme of "color photography," as he termed it, wherebj the animal, under the Influence of tinlight it absorbs, matches itself in tint to its environment. Such n notion is a departure from the usual lines adopted by naturalists, and some of th-j auditors classed the Idea as "either unorthodox or else very new," says a writer in the Iioston Transcript. TLo explanation took Its point of de parture from the fact, stated in the first lecture, that black lizards kept in a white china dish will become lighter in their color markings. ,It is a process in which the pigment of the cells Is so moillfied by the light absorbed by it that a tendency toward some certain color is established. It seemed on first hearing to lie of tho nature of a hy Mithesls, and In its support were assem bled facts such as that the Roentgen rays, the alpha, teta nnd gamma rays and those of Flndsen, each and all have effect upon the animals exposed to their Influence. "What is absorbed," said the speaker, "must either help or hurt" The argument was long and looe and in parts rather technical. The ap plication-of this principle to birds Is very difficult. The hypothesis modifies one of the usual supiosltlons of devel opment, since it makes the environment change the animal. This change later being a protective device has added efficiency as such. An Interesting oxiosition of the of. foots of climate fojlowed, discussing the geographical segregation of similarly colored b'rds. This point was further illustrated by means of many fine autoehrome lantern slides ami photographs showing the color ranges and similarities In birds snakes and frogs. Much was said with reference to the development of patterns on feathes, the set used being from the same Argus pheasant that Charles Darwin studied. The peacock was considered last of all. The development of the "eyes" In its tail was followed up from the pin feathers, the lecturer explaining that the tail" Is not the tall at all, but the feathers of the back, which are support ed behind the tall. This is much like that of the turkey, forming a serviceable and solid backing to the base of the flimsy feathers of the peacock that we so admire. Clearlnic It Vp. "To which is a man more closely related," said the genealogist, "his first divorced wife's second husband or bis present wife's first divorced husband?" "So far as I can see, one tie Is about is close as the other," said a thoughtful friend. "So I should say," said the genealogist, "but Hilly Kowen must have figured out a difference. Anyhow, when Ills first wife's second husband died Billy went to a ball game, but when his present wife's first .husband died he went into mourning. I can't understand that." "I can," said the thoughtful friend "Itilly's present wife wn on the point of divorcing hlni so she could remarry her first husband. Now that he Is dead she has decided to stick to Hilly." "Ah!" said the genealogist. New York Fress. Oon't Want to See. Mrs. Brady When my son William was a loy he used to hate to go to sleep, for fear he'd miss something. Mrs. Casey And doesn't he feci that way now? Mrs. Brady Sure, no; he's a night watchman ! Yonkers Statesman. Left lllm In the Dark. Harold What did she say when you turned out the gas and kissed her? Rupert Said she felt as if she never wanted to see my fact? again. Tit-Bits. The less a man luis to do the more he complains that he docs not have time to accomplish that which Is exacted of hinj.

Ctrl Head Fnertnf ed Crnred Lou of AH Her Hair Ralty Had 31 1 11 Crnt Jlisaionary'd AVIfo Mada Perfect CnrM hy Catlenra. "For several years my husband was a missionary in the Southwest. Every one in that high and dry atmosphere has more or less trouble with dandrull and my daughter's s.alp became so encrusted with it that I was alarmed for fear she would lose all her hair. After trying various remedies, in desperation I bought a cake of Cutieura Soap and a 'box of Cutieura Ointment. They left the scalp beautifully clean and fre?

from dandruff and r am happy to say tI,at Ule "ticura Remedies were a complete success. I have. also used successfully the Cutieura Remedies for so-called 'milk-crust' on baby's head. Cutieura Is a blessing. Mrs. J. A. Darling, 310 Fifth St., Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 190S." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sols Frops. of Cutieura Remedies, Boston. UNREST HI INDIA GROWINO. Malcontent Continue VlKoron Prop. aeanria Aifcinst Great IJrifain. I'ossibly because India is afar off and local topics are more Immediately iatercstlrg; possibly also because the subject is disquieting, we are only now realizing the extent of the disaffection In India, which, contrary to a popular iu.pression. Is not limited to Bengal, says the Boston Transcript. The Indian correspondent of a London newspaper txpresses astonishment at tho rrisundei standing of the situation exhibited in England as evidenced by Vie. belli f that only in one division of lulia does sedition stalk around. He thhiks perhaps this error is due to vhe prominence given in dispatches to the bomb-throwing conspiracy in Bengal. F.ngüshmen at home have leaped to fbe comforting conclusion that in that province only has the unrest become militant, whereas the truth is it menaces Madras, and Bombay even more. Very ftw prosecutions for sedition have bcn before the courts of Bengal, and the extreme penalty they have impose! Las bee:, two years' Imprisonment. In Bombay, Madras and the united provinces Agra and Oudh, in the northwestsevere sentences of five, seven, ten yesrs, or for life, are becomiii; the rule. Nor does the personal popularity of governors or other high officials deter printed or spoken attacks on the British rule. The assallauts discriminate and declare that the host intentions of magistrates are frustrated by the policy it is their duty to enforcew The character of these attacks and of the assailnnts may be Inferred from an extract from an article which caused the arrest of Subramania Iyer, one of the best-known of the native journalists of Madras. lie -wrote and published of the English in India: "They beat us, kill us and treat us most insolently and even prejudice the government against us. It is not justice alone but equality and liberty, too, that the people require" Oddly enough, the proceedings against this offender were dropped in the ground of his ill health, but presumably because in certain controversies he had shown a knowledge of the social economic conditions of India which It would have been incouvenieat to have htm exploit on the witness stand. He had in the course of an editorial discussion demonstrated that the normal income of the Indian peasant !s but n penny a day, and on this he based arguments as to the beneficence of the British rule, the repetition of v. hieb is to be deprecated. PILES CUIIED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS TAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cui . .my case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Pro.rudIng PUea In G to 14 days or money re.'unJeJ. fcOc. No Scarcity. "Is this the financial editor?" -Yes. sir." "Just to settle a bet, will you pleaso telFme if there is such a thing as a $:i IUI?" "Certainly. I had a $3 bill in my jossesslon this morning, and I stopped nt the grocer's on my way downtown nnd paid it. You lose. ITrr Kick. I don't mind finding a gray hair or two in my own hair," sighed the bachelor girl, who shows some few signs of the sere and yellow leaf, 'but when I pay $3 for a nice bunch of lovely brown curls and have to pick them out of those, too, it isn't fair. To you think It is?" Thoe Loving Friend. Nan I saw poor dear Li I Oarlinghorn's young man the other d.13. lie looks as if she had picked him up at a bargain counter. Fan Yes, and she got only a remnant, at that. Mrs. WIn.slow'a Noodilnx Syrup for Children teething: softens the gum, reduces Inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic, ."i ci-nts a bottle. Thonshf Hp Wan in India. As a consequence of the frequency with which venomous snakes are met with In India Anglo-Indians spend their whole lives in thinking of their lives and watching out for snakes. When Mr. Kipling reached London from India In his search for fame and fortune he lodged in some small rooms on Villiers street, Strand, up two flights of fetairs. One morning a friend called, and when he found himself in liudyard. Kipling's sitting room he was surprised to see a handsome mirror which stood over the fireplace "smashed to smithereens." "Snakes," said Kipling, noticing the logk of astonishment on his friend's f.K-e. "I was dozing in my chair yesterday evening, and ray foot slipped out if my shoe, which for comfort I had unlaced. Half waking, I felt with my foot for the shoo and began slipping It in when my toes touched the leather toi.gue. Snake flashed across my sleepy brain. I gave one desicrate kick, and when the shoe struck that mirror I realized that I was in London and not in India."

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When shown positive and leiiable proof that a certain remedy had cured numerous cases of female ills, wouldn't any sensible woman conclude that the same remedy would also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble ? Here are two letters which prove the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Red Banks, Miss. "Words are inadequate to express what Iijdia E. Pinkhara's Vegetable Compound has done for me. I suffered from a female disease and weakness which tho doctors said was caused by a fibroid tumor, and I commenced to think there was no help for me. .Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made mo a well woman after all other means had failed. My friends are all asking1 what has helped me so much, and I jrladly recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound." Mrs. Willie Edwards. Hani ps toad, Maryland. Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I was weak and nervous, and could not bo on my feet half a day without suffering. The doctors told me I never would be well without an operation, but Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done more for me than all the doctors, and I hope this valuable medicine may come into tho hands of many moro suffering women." Mrs. Joseph H. Dandy. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful or that either of these women were paid in any way for their testimonials, or that the letters are published without their permission, or that the original letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited. What more proof can any cne ask ? ,

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Delude the Farmer. Farmers who have been reading recently a story concerning the possibilities of enormous riches from a new brand t)f Alaskan wheat yielding 1100 bushels per acre need not get excited. The yarn has been branded as "largely a fate" by the Agricultural Department in Washington, whose experts have tieen Investigating the story. Nothing has caused so much amusement among the agricultural scientists since the fake which cropped up several years j ago about the discovery of seedless ap- j pics In Colorado. j According to the "hot weather" tale, j one Abraham Adams, of Idaho, found a single head of wheat in Alaska, brought ' it back to his ranch in this country, ' planted it in the fall of 1904 and ob- j tained seven pounds of wheat from the ' one head. In 100C, it is recorded, Mr. ' Adams obtained from this wheat a yield of 222 bushels to the acre. The j first part of this statement is accepted as perhaps true by Acting Secretary of , Agriculture Hajes. Planting the grains one foot apart, he said to-day, It would be possible to grow from one head of wheat approximately seven fpounds; there would be nothing remarkable in that. Hut he declared that no wheat existed which could produce 200 bushels per acre ; that the maximum of yield in Minnesota Is a"bout 40 bushels, and In winter 'wheat regions CO or 73 bushels i Ier acre. Thr Did Not Need to Work. A stout, splendidly "robed woman sat talking to a friend. Her husband had just come into a considerable fortune, and, like many other Americans, had begun farming In an amateur way. In their case, however, it mattered little whether crops were goxl or bad. A writer in Harper's Monthly tells the story. "Yes," the lady remarked, "since John's uncle died we have a nice country house, horses, cows, pigs, hens, and" "That must be charming." broke in the other. "You can have all the frt'sb eggs you want every day." "Oh, weM," hastily interrupted thf first speaker, "of course the hens can lay if they like to, but in our position it isn't at all necessary." Uncle Allen Dtmnri, "It has always seenifd to me," said Uncle Allen Sparks, "that it's unjust to call 'em 'Ananias clubs.' It isn't quite fair to Ananias. He di.ln't actually utter any lies: he only lied by implication. He wasn't really eligible himself to membership in an Ananias club."

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Diinir 'ii.s utjiiu uiaicMrajt Lint, uirt on Whlatler'a Odd War. Lord Rcdesdale once gave a description of Whistler's methods to a meet' ing In London in support of a menmrial to the great artist. He was paint' Ing, he said, a portrait of a lady,' Whistler took up his position at one end of the room with his sitter ami the canvas at the other end. For a long time he stood looking at his model, holding in his hand a huge brush full of color, such a brush as a man would use to whitewash a house. Then ha rushed forward and smashed the brush full of color into the canvas. Then bo ran b:vk, and forty or fifty times I13 repeated this. At the end of th:;t time there stood out on the canvas a space which exactly indicated the figure, the form and the expression ot the sitter. There was a pathetic story attaching to the picture! The baiilffj. were in the house when the plcturowas finished. That was Quite a common occurrence, and Whistler onlylaughed, but he went round his studiowit h a knife and deliberately destroyed: all his canvases. Including this picture, which was to have been his (Lord Hedesdale's) . Dundee Advertiser. No Apologie to Make. Nan Your nice new waist is all erumplwl. Fan Weil, suppose it is! Do yon think Jack is an armless wonder? ClOV "--a Absolutely Pure, Ko Weeda Ex. Gov. Hoard of Wisconsin, from jo acrrs sown to Sa!cr' 20th Century Alfalfa, harvested within 14 weeks after seeding $1500 00 worth of macni&cent ha v. or at th rin of oer ft0.ua p,-r acre. Big teed catalog free: or. tend lOo In utanipt for aanii! of tbla aifalf. al Billion lKillarr..0t. Wheat. Harlev.rlc. worth $10.00 of any man's money to ir.t tji a in wixq. kit, enu lac anc add a aamplc fa farm aeed novalty saver aeen Lcfora ly yoa. frsLZEB SEED CO.. Box CH La Crosse. Wis. Candy County, Nebraska Farms; '!oh1 y.ii crops for 14 y-ars; als. wi.eat. alfalfa, fruii, ven ial 1 s; it kkI watt r; rriik-atijn unnpii ssary ; $ M to vj: jr acre; Improved and unimproved. Write for descriptions. Will C Israel, Ilcnkelnian. Neb. F. V. N. U. No. 3 1iC3 When writing to Advert iaera nlraae j aay joii saw the Adv. la this paper.

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