Plymouth Tribune, Volume 7, Number 8, Plymouth, Marshall County, 28 November 1907 — Page 7

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Constipation !ay he permanent overcome prcjxr personal efforts vuHiihe assistance fcj the one truly beneficial laxative fucfv enables one to jorm regu'ar Kabrts daily 50 that" assistance to naj ture may tc gradually dispensed wUi vrtcn 0 longer needed a$tke Ustof erneaics,whro Ycauirccl, arc to assist txalurc and not to sup'plartt the natural functions, vhich must depend ulli ttatey upon proper noutisKmerit, proper ejfortswfl right living gencraly. To get its beneficial effects, at ways buy the genuine ctrl by ikt c ÄLIFORNIÄ "Fig Syrup Co. only SOLD By ALL LEADING DRUCCISTS one size only, reuUr price 50$ tr Bottle WRITE TO FATHER. I have been running an engine on the Nickel Plate R. R. for twenty-three years. I have been afflicted with a very bd case of ASTHMA, disabling me many times from performing my duties as engineer as long as four weeks at a time. Last December I was having a very bad spell when I was Indu; o try Father's Lung Elixir. The vrai a very happy surprise. It relief inisde of twenty-six ' In four days I was back on n .Tin and have been making it - I cheerfully recommend 11 able remedy and urge upon eve .atic to at least try one bott f z give great relief almost from I . dose. Sincerely yours. Charles F. ett, 628 Tfclrd street. Fort "Wayne. Price $2.00. Three bottles for S3.00. Father's Lung Elixir Is specifically adapted for all throat and lung troubles. It cures Bronchitis and Consumption In the early stages. Write for particulars and address all letters to Lock Box No. 213. Fort Wayne. Ind. An t'nfortnnate Interruption. -George was just going to propose to me last night." And what happened?' "A tire bleu- up, and then he couldn't think of anything else. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Beware of Ointments for Canrrh that Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely deranze the whole cratem when vutering it through the mucous nrfaces. Such articles should never be used except in prescriptions from reputable physicians, a the damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can possibly derire from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. O.. contains no mercury, and is tiken Internally, acting directly upon the I ood and mucous surfaces o? the system. In ouylag Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the Feut'.ine. It 1 taken Internally and mad? Id Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold bv Druzcists. Trice, 75c per bottle. Take Hall s Family Tills for constipation. Prohman. the ' American theatrical manager, said recently after his annual Loudon business season was over: "Twothirds of the communication in London that two or three years aso was settled by correspondence or calls is new done by telephone. The result is a man's work is more concentrated and he gts more tijae. In perhaps 1X or more engagements I might have rlnring the day. half are settled by telephone, even to engaging actors and listening to musical lyrics. I have decided more stage questions this year this way than by correspondence or personal meeting. In fact, I have engaged two ftar cctors and made agreements with three authors for p'ays without having ever met them. The Emperor ot Jaiun has thirty residences scattered throughout his domain. nctx m Posititel ycured by these Littla Fills. They alio relieve !! trees from Dyspepsia, ladigestion and Too Hearty rating, x perfect renv eCj for Dlzzles, JJauaea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste La the KontX Coated Tonas. Pain la the Side, TORPID LTVEK. They refolaXo tfca Bowels. Purely Vegetable. 5 Ulli FILL SMALL DOSE. SIULLFR1CL CARTERS Gerwins Must Bear FaSimili Signatur 1 1 flVER jjpjua. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. THE MEN KNOW THE SUPERIOR QUALITIES OF vj. tH3M5 SLICKERS. SUITS AND HATS R are nc men wno ir-vw pur them to the hardest tests in the rough est weather. Get the origmol Towers Fish Brand made since 1836 tATALoc rar rue asxmq J TOH CO. OSTO. U T -if - rr co t. T f f w-. A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever. T. FeNx Couraud'o Oriantol Cream or Magical Beoutlfler. f recUcs Butt, aad tku DIkw, a every pirinwa I on beftcty. and de- ' Bern fleiecuon. it ku ftood Ihm UH of Hi jtr, aad Is no fcarmleM taste it to be tare it Is pmperiy made. Accept nococntfrfeit of eimilar mac. Dr. I A. Parr, eaid to lady of the bauU ton ( patient)! At you ladiu wiU mm thftn. rCIT.ECPIIIS, Prep, 37 fiied to Sinti InrToA Farms For Sale on the enstern shore of Maryland. Climate mild ard healthful. Seil productive, good watr. fish ani oysters. Write a S. Day, To otuoke City. Md. RUBBER STAMPS. AO Had Rbbr Stamps MW f Order. Self litsrhtf Datara fmtthlag mw. lak aad lakktxPmd. Semd tor CataleMt Lwk YUx 31, Part Wayma, Indiana.

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i&v JWJA'j!, The prime object of cultivation Is to render the soil loose and light. Farm implements should be clean when put lnro winter quarters, and tored vhere rust will not corrupt. The pood dairy cow in the hands of the Intelligent cowkeeper will pay the mortgage quicker than any branch of farming. In the egg business a hen is profitable for two years only. She is a treasure as a pullet and good value as Ä yearling. Feeding fowls welt with a variety of food Is quite essential to egg production, but no amount of good feeding will compensate for bad quarters. The right quantity to be fed for the cheapest productions of flesh or milk and the maintenance of health of the animals Is the quantity they will eat up clean every time. Corn stalks are valuable fodder for sheep and if they are cut green and properly cured and then put through the shredder, there should be but little waste, says the Farm Journal. Ton can't have eggs without giving feed, and If food Is wholesome, give ?11 they will eat readily. Some evenings there will be more required than others, so no fixed amount can be settled upon. A very common cause for soft-shelled eggs is overfatness. When one hen persistently lays soft-shelled eggs It Is best to kill and eat her; otherwise the flock may take up the vice of egg-eating- . Soils pooriy drained, and so long hoTdlng stagnant water, often In this way damage and finally destroy roots, thus jcausing the plants to perish. Plants suffer for want of oxygen when the air cannot get to their roots. As a rule birds molt later every year so that if a hen changes her feathers early In the ntirumn, it may be taken for granted that she was hatched the year previous. Again fowls get lighter In color as their years increase. ' A wool grower sending wool to market In a heavy, dirty condition, leaving anything In the fleece to make more weight, and expecting to get more money. Is greatly mistaken. Buyers estimate the value of the clip by the net yield of clean wool. I)ont let your vehicles get into rattletrap condition. Screw up the loose nuts so as to tighten all the bolts and keep them from rattling. U.ft coal oil freely when there is rust. Rust does as much damage as wear on the ironwork of vehicles. Leather or rubber washers should always be available. The amount of cut bone to be fed to fowls depends on the variety of other foods given an J the rang?. Once or twice a week is enough In summer and fall while the range 3 good. Sometimes It is not needed at all on range. Twice a w?ek Is usually enough even in the winter, and never more than three times a week. -With horses continuing at high prices and the disposition on the part of big business - houses in cities that nse teams to got matcred ones. It will pny to raise heavyweight matched teams of any of the best breeds. Tercherons. .Belgians and Suffolks are popular with men who want solid built, stocky teams of heavy weight. . The fast walking horse Is made In breaking the mir. He usually wants to go too fast and Is held down until he comes tu believe that his gait Is to be n dragging walk. If the colt Is train ed to walk up briskly but not trot; if be Is never allowed to trot until he Is thoroughly trained to walk as fast as he can without trotting, there will be no trouble about bis walking in after life. I'rofltM on Vonns Animal. It is a loss to keep an animal four years if it can be gotten Into market when 3 years oi l, for Jhe year's time saved means labor and food, as well as interest on capital Invested. With the use of such beef producing breeds as the Shorthorns, Here fords, Angus and Galloways, an average of 2,X0 pounds per animal has been obtained in four years, while 3-ycar-olds have reached 1.S00 pounds, and 2-year-olds 1.200 pounds, the daily increase being over two pounds for the yearlings up to 2 years old, and from one and onehalf pounds to one and three-fourths pounds for older animals. The live weights only are given, but animals have dressed CGU per cent when in prime condition. Apple Packed In Oat. There is no better way to preserve apples for long keeping In an ordi nary house cellar than to pack them In oats. Choose none but tho perfect fruit of your choicest varieties. See that each apple Is sound clear through Put a layer of oats In n clean bar rel and on this a single layer of ap ples, so laid in that they hardly touch one another. Add another layer of oats, then apples again and continue until the barrel is full when it can be headed up. Barrels packed In this way should be left in the barn or in some tight outbuilding until the approach of winter weather. It will take n low temperature to injure them When thre is danger of their freezing move tl barrels into the cellar and leave them until wanted. The .cret of their keeping is that the oats absorb any excess of moisture and kep the apples In an even tern peratme. Even if one apple should rot It would not affect its nearest neighbor. When the apples are taken out for use the oats can bo fed to poultry or other stock. Determining the Aire of Sbeep. It is a yery easy matter to tell the age of a sheep when once one knowi

how. This can be done fairly accurately by examining their teeth. Of course, the care and management and feed modify things to some extent, but until the sheep Is f years old its age can be very nearly estimated. At or

near the age of t year the two middle permanent Incisors appear. These can be distinguished from the lamb teeth by their shape and size, the lamb teeth beins smaller with narrower crown At 2 years of age. or thereabouts, the second pair, on tooth on each side of the first pair, comes In. At 3 years ol age the third pair, one tooth on each side of the second pair, appear; and when the sheep Is 4 years old it has a full mouth of teeth, four pairs of incisors. It Is needless to say that the sheep does not have inci.ors, front teeth, in the upper jaw. When n sheer has a full mouth it Is safe to say that it is at least 4 or 5 years of age, after which its age ran only be guessed. t Boxen. In consvnieting nest boxes there are several points that should be kept constantly in mind, writes a poultryroan. 1. The box should be of such a form that it can be readily cleaned and thoroughly disinfected. If it is movable so that it can bt taken out of doors so much the better. 2. It should be placed in a dark place, or where there Is only Just sufficient light for the fowl to distinguish the nest and nest egg. 3. There should be plenty of room on two or three sides of the nest. It Is a well-known fact that some hens no matter how many vacant nests may be available, will persist In going on to n nest already occupied. If the nest is so placed that it can be approached only from one side, when one hen is driving another from the nest there is likely to be more or less of n combat, the result of which Is often a broken egg. This, perhaps, more than any one thing, leads to the vice of egg-eating. To the writer's knowledge the habit of egg-eating Is not contracted where the nests are placed In fhe dark and open on two or three sides. Good Food for the Chicken. The poultry department of the Con necticut Agricultural College, managed by Trofessor C. K. Graham, finds a very successful soft food is made up of r.r per cent commcal, .TO per cent ground oats. Including hulls, 25 per cent low-grade flour, and the balance of bran. It is mixed with ckim milk to a soft dough and fed as much as will be eaten up quickly. When skim milk cannot be had, beef scraps and water are used, but with less satisfactory results. To get a good grade of oat feed. Professor Graham finds it desirable to buy whole oats and take thcDt to the mill to be ground, thus avoiding the excess of hulls wVich are found In most of the boughtcn ft-etls. Regularity in feeding, he finds, more Important than commonly believed. Birds, like people, he finds, Foon learn to look for meals at certain hours, and thrive better if fed a the regular time. This food Is of special value In finishing chickens for market, causing them to put on a very fine quality of texture of flesh desirable for the holce private trade. Where the rcsui.t is merely to produce most weight without regard to texture, he considers It doubtful whether any graiu will give results equal to whole corn. FpncI Ion of Salt. The Wisconsin State Experiment Station tested the effect of salt on cattle and other domestic animals. Dry cows. Doctor Babcock, of tU-it station, found, required about three-fourths of an ounce of salt daily for maintaining their liest condition, and a cow giving milk requires a great deal more salt than one that is not producing milk, and It is estimated that such a cow should have, In addition to the amount of chlorine in her ration, about one ounce of salt ier day, while a very heavy milker may need stil! more. The function of salt In the animal economy Is not fully known, but it is accepted that It aids in facilitating the albuminoids of the food In passing from the digestive canal Into the blood. Salt also Increase circulation of the juices In the lndy and stimulates the animal to greater activity. Thus & horse at hard labor requires more salt than one not at work, and for the same reason a cow producing a large amount of milk requires more salt than one that is dry. The amount of salt required by an animal also depends to s?me extci t upon the character of the food consumed. Such foods as potatoes, root crops and small grains are rich In potassium salts, which Increase the' secretion of sodium salts (common sait) In the urine, and hence the necessity of supplying more salt when foods of that kind are used to a large extent. To Mrmare Corn In Crib. It Is usual to calculate a bushel ol ear corn in the crip as two and onehalf cubic feet In volume. In Professor -C. S. Plumb's book on "Indian Corn Culture," 1h? gives this rule for measuring corn in the crib: "Multiplr the length, breadth and he!ght of th crib together in feet to obtain the cubic feetf space it contains. Multiply this product by 4, strike off the right-hand figure, and the result will In the number of shelled bushels." It will be observed that this ruh really figures two and one-half cubit feet of the ear corn as equal to c bushel, says A. M. Ten Kyck In Kansas bulletin 147 on "Indian Corn." II is nly approximately correct to cal cuk'.te the number of bushels of corn in tue crib in this way. If the corn is dry and sound, It will usually pay th seller to weigh the corn rather than tt sell It by measure. If the corn Is shelled, fifty-six poundi is a legal bushel, but with ear corr the weights figured for a bushel varj j according to the dryness of the corn. It is usual to allow seventy pounds of cars for a bushel of shelled corn if the corn is dry and sound, but when husked and hauled from the field corn j often contains a high percentage ol I moisture, and tb? weight required for a bushel often varies, at husking tim and during the fail and early winter ! from seventy-five to eighty or ninety pounds. Doubtless, also, If new core is sold in the crib by measure It would be fair to allow 5 to 10 per cent greater volume for the measured bushel, saj two and five-eights to two and threequarter cubic feet '

SHE SINGS. The keyboard old, where slim hands wander white, Through twilight pink and gray gleams strangely strong; Note after note, like fluttering wings, takes flight, ' And, straying, forms a pensive little song. Discreet, remote, enchanring, too. but slight. About the room where rerfumes of Her throng. What is this sudden stillness cradling me To that fairt ballad's dream-like ebb and flow? What would'st thou have of me, dim melody? Musical ghost,, what Is It thou would'st know Thou at the window by the garden tree, Wavering, fading, ever loath to go? -Translated from the French of Taul Verlaine.

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John Hammond and his wife had lived together five long years, and were strangers yet. How them came together people could r.cver understand any more than they understood what you and I saw in our respective Darby or Joan. It was ous of those marriages which are seldom satisfactory, simply because the husband and wife are in some respects as like as two peas, and In others far as the poles asunder. Iron sharponeth iron, we are told, and John's rasping remarks, which did not mean all they suggested, had the effect of causing hi wife to res'st with all her strength what sounded like preemptory commands. They were not intended as such, but he was too proud to explain; the woman capable of seeing the best in him was allowed to see only the worst. Both were Just neither had developed generosity. Each looked from his and her own standpoint, and found the other wanting. Both were honorable, proud, strong-willed, and self-contained; there the resemblance ended. Mrs. Hammond loved certain of her neighbors, and delighted In society. Her husband was studiously Inclined; loved reading by his fireside, and did not care for what he termed frivolity. She was musical ; he knew not one note from another. His idea "of happiness was "to be let alone," to be allowed to spend his leisure as he chose, which meant saw .4 2 HIS IDEA OF HAPPINESS WAS "TO BE LET ALONF. smoking his cigarette, and reading through all the evening hours. Her idea ot happiness was seeing her friends at home and abroad, going from one amusement to another. Needless to say, neither of them found what they Bought; each was disappointed in the other. At first they had made some attempt to meet each other views, but neither being inclined to make much concession, and both believing the other to be utterly In the wrong, things did not work harmoniously, consequently they diverged Instead of drawing together, until that stage of semi-coldness was reached which Is fatal to married life. John Hammond had something of this kind in his mind -as he stood it the window. He felt bitterly that life In one aspect was n failure. Not In business, for In that he had been successful beyond his hopes. A Junior partner in the large East Indian house where he had entered as a clerk, he did not need to be told that the ball lay At his feet. Suddenly an Idea struck hlir. He refolved it in his mind; then his face, brightened. A young man was wanted to go to India for three years. The firm was making an unavailing attempt to find this young man, for those without encumbrance, active, healthy, honest, and steady, are not plentiful as blackberries. Why not otter himself? Who so suitable as the junior partner? He could not stand his present life much longer, he told himself. Eleanor and he got further apar. every day. She thought of nothing but going out, or filling the house with people when she knew how be loved quiet. And she was losing nil her beauty; late hours were not kept for nothing. Why couldn't she be content to spend he.' evenings quietly at home with her husband? He forgot in his Impatience that n lively mind is apt to find it somewhat dull to sit and watvh a man, ercn if It be her husband, reading a book that never seerued to end, and smoking an eternal pipe, or worse those cigarettes which left so mmh of themselves behind. "I declare I'll go," he, said aloud, and a flush of excitement roo to his brow. "And if I like the life, why, I'll stay. Wo should be better apart, if only this affair were over." The affair to which .he alluded was the expectation of an addition to bU family, but the Idea caused him uo thrill of Joy. It would only be another tone of contention between them. The child would be neglected by the mother would be brought up, or rather allowed to bring Itself up, against his Idea of what was right, nnd there was not one chance In teu that it would turn out well. How could a mother devoted to gaiety bring up a child wisely? Why she was at a great crash last night, and was intending to go somewhere tonight, Christinas Eve though it was. Mrs. Hammond was no more anxious than her husband for the advent of one who would Interfere with her pleasures. She had never had anything to do with children, and believed she did not caro for them; she resented the intrusion of one Into her own household. "They are nothing but bothers, and seem mad3 to upset the servants," she sighed, "and after five years, too!" But in the small hours of the morning, despite his want of welcome, John Hammond Junior arrived a tiny, fielrd-looklng mite, too early by some weeks in making his appearance In a cold, unkindly home. The mother lay languidly, feeling little Interest In anything as yet She had V-en wondering on the previous night why the fates seemed to be against her, why tilings went so contrary, why she had married a laan who

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rarely spoke, and was forever reading. The same thought simmered In her mind now. Yet It never occurred to her that If a man has no one who cares to listen. It is not easy to talk. Suddenly a wailing cryell upon her ear; at the same moment a frown crossed her brew. Then her curiosity was aroused, ano fhe said: "Let me see the child." The nurse brought him .to her with an apologetic air. "He's very small," she said, "but not as weak as he might have been. Bless him, he'll thrive yet, please Godif his mother's got any natural feeling," she added to herself, "which I doubt." The mother looked at the infant, small and red, with an odd end old expression. Then suddenly mother-love, of all human sentiments the most exalted, the most ennobling, and the most self-sacrificing, awoke within her. "Give him to me," and nu the nurse hesitated, 'He Is mine," she cried. A thrill of joy such as she had never felt before swept through her frame as she pressed the little creature to her breast, and stilled his cries. And when he slept she would "not release her hold, but lay and watched him hungrily. What hands what feet what eyes! Was ever such a child as this? In the midst of these unspoken raitures her husband entered the room to pay a duty call. "John," she cried, "dearest John, look at him. He's ours! Isn't he a dear?" Could he believe his ears? Why, instead of being annoyed, she seemed actually delighted, nnd a curious feeling swept over him as he gazed upon tho two. Tho child awakened by the voices opened his solemn eyes, and when the father touched the tiny hand it clasped his linger as having found a rock of sure defence, and the three made a picture uiKm which the old nur smiled. "John," whispered his wife, "I shall

devote my life to the. brirglng up of our precious child. I shall never again leave you to spend the evenings alone. All my gaieties will be given up. I shall " "Not all, Eleanor." Interrupted her husband, gently, as certain unkind thoughts he had once entertained smote him, "not all, my dear. You must let me have some part in bringing the wee chap- up. See how he holds on to me. We will each do less separately and more together. I will go out sometimes with you, and you " "Will stay at home," she said, with a glorified face, and a smile so sweet that to himself he called her the loveliest woman in all the world. John did not go to India that year, nor the next, and when he did go he was not alone. Little John grow up a fair and goodly child, tho apple of his parent's eyes, and each year the attempt to train him wisely united thni more firmly, nothing now being strong enough to sunde'r the love that dally grew, for a three-fold cord is not quickly broken. London Sunday School Tlmea. FACTC ABOUT DREAMS. Are Fowml to Occnr with Greatest Frequency Anions Women. The state cf dreaming has at all times attracted the attention of physiologists, and the etudy of this subject has occupied many moralists. All or almost all of us dream, and for that reason all seek a solution of thh interesting problem. Dreams resemble reality so strangely that one wishes to find the actual cause of these mysterious reminiscences or fantastic divinations which fatally escape the action of the will. We cannot even direct our dreams as we wish; they come of themselves, without any invitation on our part, and they disappear without any possibility of our' retaining them. Happy or somber, joyous or sad, they always preserve their mysterious origin for us. Dreams are. properly speaking, not only a direct consequence of the memory in rejose; they constitute Its primordial factor. They are less frequent when fiic repose results normally from rational fatigue, and theifore adults in good health, for example, dream much less frequently than old men, and their dreams are almost generally happy ones. This again accounts for the greater frequency of dreams In women. The statistical side of the question has recently interested a Vienna , doctor, who has published the following figures: Thirteen men out of a hundred, as against thirty-three women, dream during their sleep. The numtter of men who dream frequently is 27 per cent; that of women Is 43 per cent. As a general rule, It may be said that the weaker sex has twice as much tendency to dreaming as the opioslte sex. Tho cerebral phenomenon under consideration is absolutely unknown to 9 per cent and 14 per cent dream only very rarely. It seems Idle to add that the same doctor noted, what is perfectly well known, that almost all our dreams are suggested more or less directly by the incidents of the material life of every day. Paris Edition of New York Herald. There Are rientr Like Ulm. "I wonder what has kept Jones poor? He's always made a good salary." "I know he's well paid, but he's one of the fellows who spend all their money trying to get something for nothing." Detroit Free Press. Primeval Knowledge of the Sex. EVe "Adam, I've been talking to a snake- -" Adam "Look here, Eve, you're a nature faker." Baltimore American. Worse. "I see you have a new typewriter." "Not very new, but Tery freslk Houston Post

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IIoiv a Mcrehant-ClairToynnt At traded Much Bninen. "You are charged with telling fortunes without a license," was the accusation of John N. S wen son, city attorney, against J. Campbell, of 213 Missouri avenue In iolice court this morning, says the Kansas City Star. Campbell was arrested several days ago focfailing to comply with the ordinance which provides that clairvoyants and fortune tellers must pay $100 license a year. "This man runs a small store at 213 Missouri avenue," W. II. Harrison license inspector, said. "But he gets most of his money telling fortunes." "How do you know that?" Campbell, who is a small man with white hair and bushy black eyebrows, asked sharply. 'You had an advertisement in the clairvoyant column of the Sunday paper," answered Harrison. "Yes, and in there I said I would give readings of the palm free. I don't charge a cent, judge. I simply give the palm readings as a premium with the sale of my goods. Whenever a person comes info the store and gets a shirt or a pa!rvof overalls or a collar, or even candy, just to make them satisfied with the proposition I read their palm and tell their future." "A new way of advertising, eh?" grunted Judge Kyle. "That's tha truth," said a woman who was a witness for Campbell. "I heard about this man and went down there. When I got a shirt for my husband. Mr. Campbell told me my future. So then rny husband got another sfalrt. and had his fortune told. After that I told another woman and she got a shirt for her husband. But he wasn't satisfied to have the wife have her fortune told, so he got a shirt himself and had Campbell tell him what was going to happen In the future. In oar neighborhood lately everybody's buying shirts at this store. They about ran the man's stock out." Judge Kyle was pnzled. "Why don't you get a license to do this work?" he asked Campbsll. "I don't need any, judge. I'm not selling the fortunes. I'm selling the goods. It's merely legitimate advertising." "I don't think so," said Judge Kyle after making many marks on his books and using much thought. 'I believe that If I let you go, there wouldn't be any more clairvoyant licenses in this town. Everybody would go Into the store business and do clairvoyant work on a common $12 occupation license. There's more money in it. And so the fine Is $50." POINTERS IN ETIQUETTE. Here Are Some Thing; for the 400 to Keep In Mind. There Is no fixed age at which a girl should be "brought out," nor any at which she should bo taken . In niore's the pity, saj-s the Bohemian. As to a man, he can be "brought out" nny time and "taken in" most every time. A correspondent Inquires on which side of n lady he should walk on the street. We do not see why a man should want to walk on a lady's side, and we cannot advise his walking on either. No real lady would permit it A gentleman should always raise his hat to a lady not his foot. No man should permit a girl to take liberties with him. A man should not enter a house before a lady. A burglar wouldn't do it not If he saw her. In leaving, the gentleman should go first. If he does not he will lose an hour or niore while the lady Is saying another good-bye to her dear friend. No lady will allow a man she doesn't know to kiss her, but if he does even Christianity does not require her to present the other cheek. A young man wants to know , in which pocket he should carry his cigar case. In the pocket on the other side from that on which you squeeze your girl If the cigars are any good. If a gentleman falls into a lady's lap he should not remain there until he is through apologizing. No real lady will ask him to. Should a gentleman or a lady glv way in an argument? We don't know which should, but we can guess whlcfc does. No real lady who pays the car fare of a friend will ask her for the nickel back when they quarrel. On a "first call on a girl a gentleman should not remain later than 2 a. m. A married woman should not In company call her husband a "dear old man." It makes him look cheap. Nor should a married man address hU wife In company as the "old woman." It may confirm some of her friend's opinions. No gentleman will spend his former wife's alimony for presents to another woman. The courts do not recognize this excuse. And no lady will tell her second divorced husband how much better No. 1 was to her from the alimony standpoint Sheridan's Doable Marriage. It was In 1857 that the Gretna Green marriages were made illegal. A glance at its registers may yet Inspire the novelist of the future. Ore entry will be sure to puzzle. Twice within a few days occurs the record of the marriage of Bichard Brinsley Sheridan to Miss Grant There was only one It. B. S., only one bride for the same gentleman. The double entries are not the result of anj- blunder on the part of. tho Bev. Mr. Vulcan. The parties were really twice married at Gretna Green. Arriving on a Sunday they were duly wedded, and sped away to Edinburgh. There, however, Sheridan chanced to glance at a newspaper in which appeared the lucubrations of a lawyer. In these plainly stated was tho fact that no contract executed on a Sunday is binding. Clearly, then, their wedding was not legal. Back to Grctr.a Green they scurried, to bo renm rried on a week day and leave the dual record to perplex later generations of sympathetic searchers of the records. St James' Gazette. o Sale In Slsht. Silas Stubble I reckon . the prospects uv us sellln' the Philerpiues looks mighty slim at present Hiram Furrows That's my way uv thinkln. Rockyfeiler an' Harriman are too sore at us jest now to make any bids fer them there islands. Puck. Terrible Woman. "My wife," growled Kadlcj-, "is the most forgetful womau." "Yes?" mildly inquired the polite visitor1. "Yes ; she can never, remember in the morning where I left my pipe the night btfort." Philadelphia Press.

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EITCOUItAGING FACTS. Those Contemplating Change ef Residence Should Read Them. The other day the writer was in the office of the Canadian Government at St. Paul, Minnesota. On the windows of the building were signs to the effect that homesteads of 1C0 acres were given free to actual settlers, and In the windows tvere displays of wheat, oats, barley, other grains and vegetables, which he was told were grown in Western Canada. This could be readily believed, for in no other country on the Continent would it be possible to grow such sDleudid specimens. The world Is

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growing or such cereais as nave ueeu named, and vegetables' as well, the Provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta have no iipetitor. For several years past specimens have beeSi exhibited at State and County Fairs throughout the States, and these exhibits are looked upon as one of the chief attractions. They have demonstrated what can be done In the climate of a country possessing a soil that will grow things. But that it was possible to grow vegetables such as were seen there seemed to create some doubt. But It was the case. And apples, too. Not of course the splendid fruit grown in countries more congenial to such culture, but they were In evidence. Throughout Indiana, the "Hoosier" farmers were forced to stop and think. When a similar exhibit was placed before them during the past few weeks, many of them were forced to stop and remark: "That Is much ahead of anything we can do. The quality of the grain we have conceded, for has not So-and-So sent us samples grown on his own farm the like of which we had never seen before. But to think of the vegetables and such vegetables! Why, we thought everything was frozen up there, and these turnips, cabbages, cauliflowers, beets, mangolds, pumpkins and squashes are away ahead of anything we ever saw grow." That 'is the story everywhere. Thousands of Western Canada homesteaders, formerly United States citizens, are growing just such grain, just such vegetables, which yield them a splendid profit with little outlay on the farms that tbey have secured from the Government of the Dominion of Canada at the nominal cost of $10 for 100 acres. If adjoining land is wanted it can be secured from the railway companies or from private individuals at moderate prices and reaV sonable terms. Ily placing your name and address on a postal card and addressing it to the Canadian Government Agent whose name appears elsewhere, a copy of "Last Best West, telling you all about It, will be sent you free. What Do You Think Of "a place where things sjrow every day la the year Where you don't have to depend on rainfall Where an acre yields from $S0 to $300 and upwards Where you will find orderly, intelligent and settled communities, the best of schools and well-built and safe trolley roads Where you can live better on less outlay than anywhere else Where you will find the best climate on earth This spells, of course, Southern California. Send this ad. and ten cents in stamps to the "Examiner," Ix Angeles, Cal., and get the Fourth Anniversary number of that paper, to be published Dec. 12, which will tell you all about It. Too Mach for Ulm. It was the closiug hour of the long, weary trial. The courtroom was packed to suffocation to hear the venerable judge's charge io the jury. There was a minute's silence-before he cleared his throat and began to speak. "Gentlemen of the jury," he said in part, "In arriving at a verdict In this ?ase you must takexthe testimony of the witnesses for the defense into consideration and give them full weight." At the words "full weight" one" of the jurymen fainted. lie was a coal dealer. Milwaukee Sentinel. For a good, wholesome, cheap breakfast, always buy Mrs. Austin's pancake flour. Your grocer has a fresh supply. FS C - Vitas' Peace ea U Iiimm mm I I O PemsmUr lwre4 ly t. Him ttr.l Herr Restorer Se4fer free Wist kettle aa4 westiee. tLB. O. KUU U-. Ml awa tweet, fillsealssis, ft

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