Plymouth Tribune, Volume 6, Number 39, Plymouth, Marshall County, 4 July 1907 — Page 7

MRS. DE PASSE OF NEW YORK CITY

Consulted Several Physicians, tut they Did Me Xo Hood. Pe-ru-na i end Zlcn-a-Un Helped Ucn XZif ig, VfTCv.-f ? 3 .? f. MRS. ALINE De PASSE. Mrs. Aline IVI-asse, 77C E. IGoth St, New York, X. Y writes: "It fives me pleas'ire to testify to the curative qualities of Peruna and Maua lin. "I was afflicted for over seven years with catarrh of the head, throat and digestive orx&ts. I consulted many I'hjvicians. hut tUey did me no good. "One day I hap-K-ned to read some testimonials in your Peruna almanac. I decided to try IVruna and Manalin. , I bought a bottle of each, and .after taking them for a week I noticed ä chanrje for the better. So I kept it up, and after using twelve bottles I was perfectly cured. "I also pave the medicine to my children and they had the same beneficial result. I would never be without these remedies in the house. "I highly recommend . I'eruna and Manalin- to all my friends, and in fact to everybody." Miss Mildred Grey. 110 Weimar St., Appleton. Wis., writes: "It gives me pleasure to recommend Peruna for catarrh of the stomach. I had this disease for a number of years, and could not enjoy a mouthful of food that I ate. It was indeed a great relief when I hit upon Peruna, and obtaiced decided results from the first. I took six booties before I felt entirely cured of my trouble, but I had an aggravated case." Al LEiTS APoff(lerfoftIi8FesL FOOT-EASE. fL Shake Into your Shoes p'ri' AUeo's Mwdrr f ' U . i . . t. ... Ii lur irru i cum )iuiui,wvurn, smarting, lerrous fett and initaatiy t.e. th. in outof coma and hanum. t b? srf-ntrat cantf or t j ieovery or the aare, AUu'; ort-tar mk tidtit-fittinr ot ' . . ' new shoes feel ear.?. It ia a certain V-"V rar fur i n irowiai nail. awMlina-. jf ilonn and nC, tired. shin lai. . ' v r . v a em i.nt;n.ii I. TRY IT TO-OAY. Sold by all Ta a pinch, gent by mail forije. ia tarn pa. sc Allen's F"nPC TRIAL PACKACE Fel Eaae. r i MZammm rnt by anaiL Addraaa. A M.K.N OLMSTED, I,e Kr, N. Y. ?Food Products Libby's Vienna Sausage unequalled for their delicious taste. They are put up in most convenient form for ready serving; requiring only a few minutes preparation. They have a fine flavor and freshness which will please every one. An Lipetlzipz Disb. Drop s tin of Libby'jt Vienna b-iusae in boiling water until heated (about 15 minutes) and serve as taken from tlie tin on a small plate famished with lettuce leaves, alt year rreer fee I.lbbTa aa4 lsUt wp (cttlnr Llbby'a. LIbby. McNeill A LLby. Chlcag 13) 5 send fcer absolutely free ft larre trial box of Psxtine with book of Instructions and arenuina testimonials. Send jour n&iBa sotti aWlress on a postal card. 1 auu lira ia mucous m e m -brine af fection , such as nAal catarrh, pelvio eaUtrrh and infiammaUon caused by feminine ills ; sors eyen, soro throat and moatli. by direct local trf atm-nt. Its curtiT power over these- troubles is extraordinary and gives Immediate relief. Thousand or women are using and reo ommendifiir it every dny. Co cents at drucjristsnrty mall. K?meraber,however, IT COHTS YOII NOT II IX O TO Tit Y IT. TIIK IU FAX TON CO., lloaton. il ALCOHOL 3 PER CFST Acge(al?diIVcpiniionIcrAssimilar thcFoodarKlRcdatLTtlieStonafisaadBcwrlsof Promotes Difeslionfkerfulncss and RestCoatains ncitoT OpiumIorphine norliacral äot Narcotic. Itmfiä Sen- . JUSma imnrmJfaiejita ilanr. ApcrTcct Remedy for CntsScation , Sour Stoixch-Diantica WoriasfOTris"5cr.s.Fcxrist ness and Lo ss o F Sep. NEW YORK.

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?ISG UocMj of n Sailor Who He Knows SornethInf7 of (be Clj; I iab. You publishod in your paper on Saturday a very curious story about a Bhark jumping fifty feet lv-zh in tho air, vTites a correspondent of the &uth China rest. Th writer or author of tl;is story, a captain of a F.ritish sriilln vossol. lound for Ix)ndf.n. p.iys that 1;.? Hnvl a ri Co shot at a slurk and h:vMy wounded it. Tl-.o shark in question jumpoil ixt hih out of the wator that ho cleared. the ciainsail With the case of a seapill. Now, Irar fir, this is rather a trifle stronjr. The captain statt-s that th'j threw sorr.r meat overboard to pet the shirks e'erer to the ship. At tl:o n4oiuent that the hark made a j:rib for the meat the captain 6ml his shot, which shot made the sharp jump fifty fee t out of the water. We that have been at sea all know that there is one kind of shark which has to lay on its side before it can prah a!iyth:r. letvecn its jaws, and anoth?r kind which has to lay on its back to do so. Tlio construction of their mouths compels them to take these attitudes. As a consequence, the shark in question was either lying on his Lack or oa his side. A fish jumping out ef the water makes the foHowits movement: The fish stretches his hack and bends himself in the form of a crescent by bringing his head and tall closer together. At the moment he wants to jump he straightens his tack again and hits the water with the tail end of his body. This force produces the power which enables him to jump a certain height. As above stated, the shark, when fired at was grabbing for the meat, nnd lying either on his side or back. In th;3 iosition he was not able to jump out of the sea. His movements In this josltion were limited to three; he could either move ahead, sideways or downward. I will ret deny thr.t a shark is able to jump. I have seen sharks jumping five feet six inches high, but that only when they were hunting some victim. The first movement of the shark when wounded is to dive downward into the element which is his natural abode, r.nd not to go and make an airship performance around the mast of a sailing vessel. I knew a little about sharks myself, but little as this is it qualifies me to write. I know what they can do. and I know also how sharks fatastotM having eaten th ui, for want of something better. I heard once of an old sailor telling an acquaintance of a shirk which when caught and cut open, had another shark inside; and this shark cut open, produced another shark; and the last shark had in its stomach a canvas bag with 20 sovereigns. I think that loth stories are about of the same value concerning truthfulcess. TWO TERRIBLE YEARS. TIe Untold A. gon Ie of XeIeeteil Kidney Troubles. Mrs. James French, ." Weir street, Taunton. Mass.. says: "When I began using Doan's Kidney Pills I was so run down and miserable that I eoull hardly endure It. Terrible pains In the back attacked m; frequently, and the kidney soeret'.ons were much disordered. I was a nervous wreck, and there seemed no hope. Doan's Kidney Pills brought my fir?: relief and six boxes have so thoroughly cured my kidneys that there has been no return of my old trouble." Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box. Foiter-Miibum Co.. Puffalo. N. Y. A Bond of Sympathy. While the new maid tidied the room the busy woman kept on writing. "Do you make that all out of your own head?'' asked Jane. "Yes," Faid the busy woman. "My," said Jane admiringly, "you must have brains!' "Ilralns!" sighed the woman despondently. "Oh, Jane, I haven't an ounce of brains." For ' a moment Jane regarded her. with sincere commiseration. "Oh, well, she said presently, "don't mind what I say. I ain't very sm3rt myself." New York Press. IK YOU VF, DALL BTTE, Get Red Cross P.all T.lue, the best P.all Clue. Large 2 oz. package only 5 cents. IVIthont a moment's AVamlntt. Pity the sorrow of Mrs. High. She sits like one bereft. With pale, drawn cheek, and tear dimmed cve Her hired cirl has left ! 3 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought, Bears Signature of Thirty Year THC CCtrTAUN OMPANT, NCW YORK CITT.

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Are said often to be burled six feet undrr pround. r.r.t many times women call on their family physicians. sufTerinp. as they imacine, f-ne from dyspepsia, another from heart disease, another frcm liver or kiiney disease, another from nervous prr.atration, another with pain hero and there, ar.d in this way they present ."liko to themselves and their ensy-poinp or overbusy doctor, separate diseases, for which ho. assumirsr them to bo sncl. proscrilies his pills and 'potions. In reality, they aro all only tjm;.;?ns caused by some uterine disease. Trc'pician,Sorant of the cause of sufferinpTfceps up Tstr itment until larpe bills are nfide. jUo-u5ering patient pets no bctlcrJj7?T'a4i42ithe wrons: treatment, but probably 'vorst. rppt.T TTr.lirjnf liV" Tr. Pi'r"' F-"!V0rJ12 pr-criot ion. fUrtrft ! 1p t'tc cnyr wowIJ have utVreiv rjn?"'lltlif oi-enyevtlitle-by utiiiup all" those UCT.-3?iii s y m ptoms, and instituting comfort instead of prolonged misery. It has been well said, that "a disease known is half cured." Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription S3 a fcientific medicine, carefully devised by an experienced and skillful physician, end adapted to woman's delicate system. It is made of native American medicinal roots and Is perfectly r armies? In Its effects i tTiT'i ip'f '"( tfiVc jemniT As a jKjwcrful lnvlpcratir.3 tonic "Favorite Prescription n imparts strength to the whole system and to tho orcans distinctly feminine in particular. For overworked, "worn-out." run-down." debilitated teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, "shop-pirls," house-keepers, nursinp mothers, and feeble women generally. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the preatest earthly boon, beinp uncqualed as an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. As a soothinp and strenptheninp nervine "Favorite Inscription" is iinequaled and is invaluable in allayinp and subduinp nervous excitability, irritability, nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria, spasms. St. Vitus's dance, and "other distressing, nervous symptoms cemmonly attendant upon functional and organic disease cf tho uterus. It induces rcfreshinjr sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. Dr.-Pierce's Pleasant Pellets inviporate the stomach, liver and bowels. Ono to three v, dose. Easy to tako as cany. A Colaborcr In the Great VorU. "What's all this racket about?" d?manded the policeman, who had heard sounds indicating a disturbance while passing the building, and deemed it his duty to investigate. A meek, erestfallen man was sitting on tho Coor in a corner of the room, amid an array of overturned chairs md miscellaneous furniture, while over him stood a resolute, red fared wxnan, wlo turned and faced the officer. "I am unpaged in the work of uplift ins a husband, sir," she said. "There is uo occasion for your interfering."

ELEVEN YEARS OF ECZL1IA. Rand Crocked nntl Bleeding IS'nll Came Off of I'lncer futlcnra Kennedies Ilroairht rrom( ltellef. "I had eczema on my hands for about eleven years. Tlw hands cracked open In many places and bled. One of my fingers was so bad that the nail came Dft. I had tried vn many remedies, nrd they all bad failed to eure nie. I had seen three doctors, but got no relief. Finally I got a cake of Cuticura Soap, a box of Cuticura Ointment and two bottles of Cuticura Resolvent I'iils. Of course I keep Cuticura Soap all the time for my hands, but the one cake of Soap and half a box of Cuticura Ointment cured them. I reeommend the Cuticura Remedies to all suffering with eczema. Mrs. Eliza A. Wiley. It. F. D. No. 2, Liscomb, Ia., Oct. IS, 1000." Good 31 rann re. Micks That poet you introduced me to last night seems to bo a ery generous, open-banded fellow. Wicks Yes. All his sonnets have fifteen lines. Somerviile Journal. 7ELL0W CLOTHES ABE UNSIGHTLY. Keep them white with Tied Cross Dall lllue. All grocers sell large 2 oz. package, 5 cents. HundtTrltlngc Telia Ace. Youngish mothers of well-grown daughters are waking to the fact that what was held to be a proier handwriting for a woman twenty yenr ago Is no longer taught In the schoois. The queer angular hand that women stii affected ten years ago has given plae to a handwriting with curves, and the vertical writing of a dozen years ago Is disapiearing before a moderate slant. The woman whose handwriting is marked by the extreme form of the angular style is as easily recognized for a person no longer young as the woman who resists in the fashions of ISLC Some unmarried women who like to think their state not Immutable would be glad to get rid of their telltale handwriting. The younger grandmothers who did not wake to the angular hand in time to change now retain tlie essentials of the old copperplate style that wag tanght in the Ws and 70's. It is astonishingly neat and clear, but as manifestly of an earlier generation as the Loopsklrt or the bustle. The girls of to-day are reverting to the handwriting of the generation before the copperplate was Invented. The women who were still young In 18-10 used this rather unconventional Etyle. The Kind The? Fool. He Some girls are awfully conceited. She Why? He They'll brag about tuaklng a fool of a man that was never anything else. Detroit Free low Land. Denmark, famous for her grtnt cxportatien cf butter, lias oOO cows to f-very l.CCO of hr .inhabitants, and i" five heads are counted to a family I here are two ind one-hr.if cows to every family. COIFEE COMPLEXION. Many Ladle Have Poor Complexions from Coffee. "Coffee eauw-d dark colored blotches on my face and tody. 1 had Itecn drinking it for a long while and these blotches gradually appeared, until finally they lieeama pennaneitt and were about as dark an coffee Itself. "I formerly had as liri." a coinpiesion as one could r.sk for. "When I became convinced that coffee y.-ns the cause of :ny trouble, I cuanged and took to using Postum 1V:1 Coffee, and as I iaade it well, according to directions, I liked It very nt;i?h, and have Miu-e that time u.ed it in place of coffee. "I am thankful to s:iy I am not n-r-vowa jiuy mere, as 1 w:;s wli -:i I was drir-I;iu rofTcc. iir.d n:y co:.i;;.! -imj i:ov as f;:!r aii'l good .".s it v::s ,ve:r ago. It is very plain that coffee c.'.u.;ed the tro.:h e" Most bail complexions :ire car. vi! by some disturbance of the stoiii;i:!i nv.. it'Zvv is th;.' greatest d' f.irbvr of -li.'cs-tiorj known. Almost nay wiü.ih en have a lair co:ii!ie.'lon ; s!:e will h-ave oil' cc.Trc and use Pevla.n Fcod ('.;; and nutritious', b althy food in pro;f-r quantity. Postuni forni.j' s certain t hni' iits from the n atural grains troia t!i? field that Nature i:.scs to rebuild the nervous systeii and when that is in good condition, one can depend ujon a good complexion as well as n good healthy body. "There's a Reason." Bead "The Bad to Wellville," In pks.

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The farmer who has no time to read f the papers will have plenty of time later in the poor house. All breeding animals should have a laxative ration before the young are born, and especially so when on dry feed. You need not expect full returns at the egg bucket from hens that roost In trees, (iood comfortable houses pay this Dst in oue year. The farmers of eastern Washington, eastern Oregon and northern Idaho have formed an organization to control the price of grain and will 'build their own warehouses. There was a slight decrease last year In British arable land and a deereaae in grass land. Kighty-even per cent of all the agricultural land in England 'is occupied by tenants. The time to begin harrowing th? corn field Is as soon as the setxl Is in the ground. Did you start then? ;If not, make up for lost time by faithful cultivation from now on. Nothing is gained by sowing ooru when the ground is too wet and cold, lie patient and wait until the conditions are right. The turn comes on better and stronger if you do. Piles in swine may be relieved by giving one or two tablepoonfuls of sulphur to each hog afflicted until improvement is noted and then every other day until cure Is effected. Knock out fleas by scattering fine, fresh powdered lime over their haunts; or kerosene; or Persian Insect powder. dive 'em plenty. IJut lo not have any dusty Fiots under a floor, or elsewhere, where they can breed and multiply. Dehorning cattle is no doubt craeh at the time oi operation, but those who favor It maintain that cattle which have been deprived of their horns eat out of the same trough without doing injury to one another, and greater safety U insured during shipment to market. The government is after the Western thieves who have stolen thousands of acres of valuable coal ami mineral land by fraudulent entries, jerjury and bribery. Many of these lands were sold to the railroad coal companies at less than an acre, on which the coal royalties alone would amount to thousands. In most of these cass the thieves are the men who ride In prlvcie cars and control great business enterprises. i:ociio for making harness oil: Take two quarts of fish-oil, two iounds of mutton tallow, one pint of castor oil, one-o,uarter pound of Ivory black, onehalf pound of beeswax, four ounces of resin, ono ounce of liurguudy pitclu Put these ingredients into an Iron kettle, place over a slow fire; boll and stir for half an hour. Lot settle for fifteen minutes, and theu pour ff H but the sediment Into another vessel. Use cold. After oiling the harness, wiie it off with a dry rag. Xeatsfoot oil will answer If fish-oil Ls not obtainable. I ,000 Pullet In One Iloane. Professor (lowell, of the Maine experimont station, on his farm, kept JiOO pullets in one house, on an area of 400x200 feet, or a little over two acres. Fach fowl had four feet space of house room, which would naturally be considered rather limited quarters, and was only made possible by having them In large flocks and a curtain-front house. These pullets laid from bCO to 000 eggs per day during Decemler and January. If 2,000 laying hens can, as has been demonstrated, be successfully kept on about two acres of land, tlun five acres are capable of supporting a complete plant for 2.000 hens and growing stoc v to renew the layers, and such n plant, with proper management, should pay from $2.000 to ?.".000 pr annum net profit. It Is only necessary that the man have the ability. Cut vorm. As the cutworm seems to work motIy during nights that are cool, oeasii.g to do much harm after the nights become warm, many method for destroiiiir them have been wggested. It has long been known that sod land, or land covered with growth that has not been recently disturbed, contains more cutworms than land that has preciously been cultivated and Kept clean, as the moth deposits her eggs where lutiivt prompts her to provide an abuudan.-e of food, the moths working from June until October In accumulations of rubbish or 0:1 fields covered with heavy sod. but not In the ground, as the young worms feed on vegetation, going down Into the ground at the approach of whiter, where they remain to legln work early in the spring, reaching maturily In a short time. An excellent plan Is to plow the ground, leaving the land rough, late in the season, which tur.is many worms to the surface, where they are destroyed by the alternate thawi.ig and freezing of the ground, especially if the soil Is damp. Karly in the spring, just before tije frost leaves, tie ground should be plowed azuin, whl.'a will cause the lest met ion of more of them. In both eases the birds destroy a large number. During the summer It will be of advantage to keep tho groimd clear of weed. f.r heaps of refuse, and do not destroy the moles, as they subsist on cutworms. If zlven an opportunity to do so, the mole will prove Itself to Ito one of the most useful frienda of tho farmer. ?iiroKe:i from (Jrocn Crop. Among the advantages gained with grtoii :.rops are the accumulation of nitrogi-r .11 th:'soil, the rendering soluble of unavailable mineral matter, tl protection of the soil with coverei crops, the addition of large amounts of humus-forming material to the lane?, and the mechanical changes in the sod. The only disadvantage Is the loss of the land, ujion which a marketable crop can be grown during the year, Its

value depending uion the kind of crop and the capacity of the soil. Among ihe other green crops that are seldom ueod may be mentioned corn, millet, turnirs. rape, sorghum, soy beans, etc.. but the crimson clover ami cow pea crops are preferred. It is claimed that turnips, by reason of their deep, penetrating rH)ts, appropriate a large projoi'tion of the mineral elements of the subsnll, which are brought to the surface when they are plowed under, thus '-Ins v ieas a an aid, increas , ing the amount of available mineral 7 matter, especially phosphates, but the Jn'.trogtn from the cow eas is a clear gain to the farmer, being derived from the atmosphere, while the mineral matter Is taken from the lower portions of the lands and brought within his reach. Any method, however, that rentiers the plant foods in the soil more available should Ik adopted. Green foods 1 er form valuable service In assisting to increase the supply of humus, which enables the soil to retain moisture, t IeIinjr Trlckly Pear to Stoefc. A bulletin by the United States Department of Agriculture, Bureau of Animal Industries, contains notes on the forms of prickly pear and gives the results of feeding tests with cows ar.d steers. The method of feeding this plant was that commonly employed uioii ranches In Southern Texas, where tee experiments were conducted. Iu tests with two cows prickly peat was compared with sorghum hay. The complete data, including weather observations, are reported. "A full roughage ration of iear with a constant grain ration appears to yield fully as good results as a full roughage ration of sorghum hay. The records are r.illy a little more favorable to the pear ration. The prickly pear ration, Including twelve iounds of rice bran and three pounds of cottonseed meal, cost 1,1.03 cents per cow daily. This allowed for the lalKjr and gasoline required In singeing the cactus. It is stated that prickly pear h is leen fed to a dairy herd for two to four months each year for six or eight years with no complaint from customers which could in any way be attributed to pear feeding. A lot of twenty-seven steers was kept in a four-acre feeding lot and fed choppd prickly iear with cottonseed meal. The largest and most woody plants available were selected, chopped without s.'ngeing, n.id fed In troughs early In the morning and about the middle of the afternoon. The cottonseed meal was sprinkled on the chopped prickly jKsir. The average daily gain in the 10Ö days of the test was 1.75 pounds per head, 55.0.'. pounds of prickly car aud 2.5 iounds of cottonseed meal, at a total cost of Ö.4S cents, being required per iound of gain. When shipied to market ie average, shrinkage ier steer was pounds. Special Fodder Crop. A fodder crop of corn may be grown Independently of the regular corn crop. Careful exierlnients made show that the fodder crop produced with the ears is n:oi valuable than may be supposed, and that a larger proiortlou of the fodder would be consumed if It could be proierly oared for, so as to be kept in a bright condition. If hay was treated in the same manner as fodder It would bo rejected, but even In the condition In which fodder Is given to stock they accept and consume a fair quantity of It. Farmers who have bten careful with their fodder have found that when it was cut up line with the feed cutter and fed in connection witj ground oats, bran or, other grain, not, only cattle, but horvos, have lieen brought safely through the winter In good condition, and at less cost than with any other kinds of food. It is a willful waste of labor to carefully shock the fodder and then leave it, for. een If not destroyed by winds and rains In the field. It is so deteriorated In quality is to le unacceptable to stock. Corn fodder can be made to assist the hay as food, but the point to observe, and which is shown by all exiKTlenoed fanners, Is that corn fodder must be bright. Of course, when cut down In the field It must be done at the proper st;ge of growth, so as to have the stalk a succulent as ossible. and as soon as the ears are removed the fodder should be put under shelter. It Is too bulky a crop to put In the barn, but, overlooking that point, more care should te used In shocking It. With the shredder or ensilage cutter a large portion can be prepared, and made ready for use, and It will not heat if the fodder Is well cured; but one method Is to have cheap sheds, under which the stalks can be stored, being packed in a manner to permlf of a free circulation of air. It ni:iy nc contomlod that It Trill cost too much to store under shelter, and that the corn can be fed more economically by throwing it Into the barnyard. It will be better, however (if the corn Is to be u.ied in such manner) to make a chnnze and shred all tlw stalks before throwing them Into the barnyard, as they will then be serviceable for bedding. Dent Mute Only. Over on the West ShV a prosperous merchant engaged In the bottling Industry makes a specialty of employing deaf mutes in his establishment. These silent hands are reported to be more indm-irious than is usually the experience with unafllicted labor. On an average, the deaf mute bottler earns higher wages than his fellow workman, and be is generally more economical than the latter. Roth in ereeptivo and roiptive faculties the deaf mutes are said to excel as eomparc-i with those not so handicapped. In point of sobriety, the non-hearing, non-speaking brother is reputed to set an enviable examp'e. Chicago Inter Ocean. Mill Cnltlitx. The stranger returned to the village after a long absence. "And what has hocon- of the village cut-up?' asked the st-.agor. "Oh. he is grown up inv,;' drawled tlie old postaiastor. "And is he still a eut-upVM "Ou. yes. He is one of these here appendicitis doctors;" Chicago Neu s All I 'or Him. Jig-ty Your fiancee scorns to have a v ill of her ow n. Mar ley- Yes; and sometimes I half regret that I'm not tho sole beneficiary. Philadelphia Press.

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Goat That "Will Figure No More In Wild-Went Scene. lie was only a goat, a simple-minded William goat, but with such an appotite! It was this capacity fcr devour ing things that caused Ids downfall and suspension from one of the biggest wild west shows that ever struck East Lynn. Not that he got his walking papers, but behaus he ate up the show, says the Lynn Item. It ail happened in the sand pits o3 Melvln avenue. Iiis goatship that( Is owned by Charlie Farnum and a band of juveniles who have become enthused with the stories of Wild Kill (not the goat) and his stunts with the Apaches in the far West were depicting those scenes true to life. They had the neeesary (home made) paraphernalia of burned cork, old sheets for blankets and other accoutrements, even to real 'guns, which were without powder. Just as Wild Kill, set upon by a big band of bloodthirsty Indians, was, single-handed, wiping them out of existence, mounted on his handsome broncho (the goat), box 521 came In. The lads saw the fire and In an Instance Wild Rill was to the tall pines, and as imaginary fire engines they were hotfoot for the Hunt grain store fire. The goat was left behind, but Sir William did not mind it In the least. He found those blankets pretty fair, although a trifle dry. Tin cans were not In It with those guns and other things. And he munched away as contented as a 'small boy over his Thanksgiving dinner. A fire cannot last forever, especially when such trained firemen are on the scene, so after a couple of hours the boys returned to the scene of the great battle. What waes their surprise to find not a pile of dead and dying Indians about Wild Rill's steed, nor any bows, arrows or tomahawks, but a cleanly swept field of battle. There stcod Sir William, a? meek. as Mary's lamb, munching something red and white. Alas, a closer Inspection revealed the fact that even Old Glory had failed to resist the powers of William's appetite, and as a pleasing dessert to his meal of wild-west scenery William was finishing up the American Sag. The goat still lives and is still hungry, but hereafter he Is to be banished from the role of charging steed in any such production, no matter how big. for with such ai appetite even the actors themselves are in danger. 5j , A CEOCODELE ADVENTURE. TYrtTtTCtmtTtTtttVTtf3f While looking for a hippopotamus it was the fortune of the author of "Uganda to Khartoum'" to enconuter a crocodile under somewhat unusual circumstances, lie was following a fresh track leading through the dense undergrowth from the lake Inland. Two men accompanied him, one carry Ing his camera and the other his .sec ond gun, while he shouldered his rifle. Suddenly I heard a rustling noise In front of me, and realized that some creature was approaching, but what? It could not be the hippo, because there was no thunderous tread; but I had no time to think, for the creature, whatever it might be, was upon me In a second. At. two yards I discovered what It was an immense crocodile, more than twelve feet long. I was right In its path, and there no possible escaie on either side, so I stood still with my rifle at shoulder and waited. The "crock" did not wait, however, and In some remarkable way It hustled me to one side, almost knocked me over, and endeavored to make his way to the water To dispute his right of way would have been folly. I realized only a bor rible, poft, wriggling mass pressing against my legs In a most sickening way. Why be did riot bite me I do not know. At first I thought he had done so as he brushed against my leg; but II found it was only his horny scales that wra'ied my chin. And he was more taken by surprise than I was, and forgot all about his huge jaw and the lasting Impression he might have made upon my legs. After he had passed I turned to see how the men would fare. One had got back to the shore, and so was no long er In view. The other man with tlie camera was the funniest sight! His head was stuck fast in the thick bram bles, and hi legs were In the air, the camera, of course, In the inud beside him. I do not think the crock" could have seen him, for he had literally taken a header into the bush, and his lees were far above the crocodile's Jaws. Cliani?e In the Wind. There has been a number of occasions on which Mr. Halloran had regretted his too prompt offers of neighborly service, aud bad grown wary. lie hesitated now and looked thoughtful. "Was it to-morrow noon you were nxin' me about?" he Inquired of Mrs. Leahy, with one eye on a pile of rubbish in his neighbor's yard. "Well, now I'm not sure If I'll be coming home or where I'll be. Tis & Friday. you mind, an' that's called an unlooky day by most, an I nlver like to lay me plans too firrm, an' so -. "You can take yure eyes off that hape o roobish," Interrupted Mrs. Leahy, tartly. 'Tlmmy'll be home to-mor-rer an he can carrt It away. Twas teenuse he'd be hoihe I was planning a grand turrkey dinner, an' as you've been so handy but if you've anny fears" "oDn't shpnke of thlm," and Mr. Halloran swept oft his hat In a gallant low. "I'll cast thlm from me it's a poor thing to be giving up to superstitions. Mrs. Leahy, annyway. At what thee would you like me here, rain or shine HnpplneM. At the Players Club !n New York a number of actors were arguing about the uiean'.ng of the word Mhaipiness." In the midst of the' argument Henry K. Diyey appeared, and one of tl.o eo:it 'sf r.ts said: "IMxfy, what Is your Ide-i of happlnessr Mr. Pixoy smiu-d thoughtfully. Then he replied: "My Idea of true happ'r.ess Ia to lie on a couch before a bright fire, smoking a large Havana cigar given me by an admirer, while I listen to a woman who worships me reading abud flattering press notices about my acting." Vayintx No 3Iort Attention. "Is Willie still paying attention to Tillie?" "No." "Did he Jilt her?" "No; he married her." Punch.

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First, that almost every operation in our hospitals, performed upen women, becomes necessary because of neglect of such 63'mptoms as Backache, Irregularities, Displacements, Pain in the Side, Dragging Sensations, Dizziness and Sleeplessness. Second, that Lydia E. rinkham's H 3 Vegetable Compound, made from i native roots and herbs, has cured a more cases of female ills than any h other one medicine known. It reg

ulates, strengthens and restores women s health and is inraluabio in preparing" women for child-birth and during the period of Charge of Life. Third, the great volume of unsolicited and grateful testimonials on file at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lj'.ia, Mass.. many cf which are from time to time being published by special permission, give absolute evidence of the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Mrs. Pinkhara's advice. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound For mere than 30 years has been curing Female Complaints, such as Dragging Sensations, Weak Hack. Falling and Displacements, Inflammation and Ulceration, and Orgunic Diseases, and it dissolves and expels Tumors at an early stage. Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women Women suffering1 from any form of female weakness are invited to write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. for advice. She is the Mrs. Pinkham who has been advising sick women free of charge for more tuan twenty years, and before that she assisted her mother-in-lr.w, Lydia E. Pink-

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women back to health. "Write today. rite today, Nothing Too Good For tho American People

rate of OVER A MILLION BOXES A MONTH, proving" that the American people recog- . nize, that what is BEST FOR THEM is none too good. Why this enormous patronage ? The answer is simple: Cascarets are pure, clean, sweet, mild, fragrant, harmless but effective liitle tablets for the treatment and cure of Constipation and all Bowel Troubles. They are put up In neat little enamel boxes, easy to buy, easy to carry (in vest-pocket or purse), easy to take and easy of action, always reliable, always tlie same, they "work while you sleep" and wake you up feeling; fine in the morning. They net only regulate tne movement and stimulate the cuscu!zr, walls of the bowels, bet they keep the ENTIRE CANAL CLEAN and antiseptic, forciog: out ftnd destroying all disease germ3 that breed in the accumulated filth unless promptly and regularly discharged. Therefore, they are a great preTestive cf disease, and may be taken continuously as a precautionary measure. The new Pure Drags Act, adopted by Congress on June 20, 1S05, and ia effect January 1, 1907. is a GOOD LAW and means better and PURER drugs for the American People. We endorse it and will live up to it ia' SPIRIT and LETTER, an easy task, as we have always been actuated by the came principles and no changes are required in our formula or pack age. I Wc adopted OUR OWN PURE DRUG LAW in 1895 -when the first box of Cascarets came on the market and have lived and worked and produced under it ever since. To-day,after a record of nearly 100,003,000 boxes sold, Cascarets STAND the greater in PURITY, QUALITY and MEDICINAL MERIT than any. other preparation for Bowel trouble in all the world. , ' This should be a great argument for any one, to try Cascarets AT ONCE, and be healthier and happier for it Some people have CHRONIC CONSTIPATION with all the horrors derived from it; others have HABITUAL CONSTIPATION from carelessness and neglect, but nearly EVERYBODY has OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION, which, if not promptly taken care cf is liable to result in it3 degeneration into the worso forms and cause great suffering and perhaps death. Cascarets, if taken patiently and regularly, will remedy all of thestf awful troubles, but if taken promptly at the very first sign of an irregularity of the Bowels, will act as the FINEST PREVENTIVE ever discovered and will keep all the machinery running in good order. 73 Wc advise you to get a little 10c box of Cascarets TO-DAY and carr it in your purse or vest pocket Take one when you feel anything unusual about your bowels. Your own druggist will sell you the little box, under GUARANTY cf satisfaction or money refunded. All druggists, lCc, 25c, 50c

THE ST0HY CF A WISCONSIN MAW IN WESTERN CANADA. Three Yearn Ako iVr(h Only ?2,000 To-d)- In Worth 13,O0O. The followin: is u copy of a letter, of which the agents of the Canadian Government throughout the United States receive similar ones many times during the year: Cay lay, Alta., Dec 7, 11)00. Agent Canadian Government, Watertown, S. D. : Dear Sir Your letter dated Nov. 27 at hand, and was very jrlad to hear from you. I see that you are still at work persuading people to nicve Into the Canadian Northwest. I must tell you that I owe you many thanks for persuading n;e to come out here; am only sorry that I wasn't persuaded sooner, and there is still plenty of good chances for many more right at the present time. I hope that you will be able to Induce more to make a etart out to this part of the country. Now I must tell you what I have accomplished since I came ont here, and It won't be three years till the 1st of July next. I shall shortly receive my patent for my homestead; the homestead cost me $10.00 in all; to-day It is worth $30.00 per acre, but it Is not for sale. Then a year ago last May I thought 320 acres at $7.00 ier acre and sold this fall for $20.00 ier acre and cleared a profit of $4,100. How Is that for the Northwest? I now have 220 acres of land and all paid for, 15 head of hordes, 30 head of cattle, 22 pigs, 2 sheep and about 150 chickens and other ioultry, end all new machinery, and everything is paid for. We also bought 8 lots in Caipary and 7 In High Itlver. We pave $470 for the 10 lots and thoy are paid for. At present I consider myself worth $13,000, and when I left Wisconsin less than three years ago I had about $2,000. This year I threshed a little over 4,000 bushels of grain. Lave about 1,000 bushels of fine potatoes and about 500 bushel of turnips. Mrs. Beisiegel sold about $200 worth of garden truck and ioultry this fall. Now there are lots of others in thrs community who did as well as I did In the eame length of time. The family and myself are all well at this writing and hope this letter will find you the Eamc. Yours very truly, (Signed) rillLIP BEISIEGEU Caylay, Alta., Canada. Mm. Wlnulow eoTHTi. Tvnrr tor Ch i 1 d r tMthinf : aofians tf gams, rwdacw tpflammauoa, Ul tJft. CUIM 14 OOiiO. 'Is OIK botti. IIo(-1m Amons tlie Pyramid. The Egyptian pyramids will probably Use much or their magnificent and legendary appearance in the near future. Tho Kj-yptian government has given jierniission for the erection of homes and hotels in the vast plain stretching from Eskc blch lo the Nile and covered with the encient sphinxes and structures. Already several societies have Ix'en formed to avail themselves of the picturesque view for (he building of large hotels. All around the pyramids of Ghiseh there are t' be erected real American skyscrapers from nine to ten stories in Leicht. New York Tribune. The wap has been observed to waylay rnd rob bees while the latter, iadoa with tonry. were returning to the hive.

don t wait untu too iate. There is NOTHING TOO GOOD for the American people that's -why we started to make Cascarets Candy Cathartic The first box made its appearance in 1896, and the enthusiastic endorsement of . . the people has been bestowed upon Cascarets ever since. The sale today is at the F. "W. N. U. --- No, 271007 When -trrttlnz t Advertisers r4eM mt ywa mw tb Advertisement In tbU rnr. SHIRTS COLLARS CUFFS AND ALL LINEN Made Clean and White WITH 20-nuLE-TEan oonnx All dealers at 5c, ice, 15c packages Let us do your Printing using V3W Eagle gx l'nen for your office stationery. You can get the paper and envelopes to match. It Is the real thing. ALL ABOUT TUE NEW STATK - OKLAHOMA. How ia mnke money there, s nd Tanie; Ma? a rim? KHKCIx months. Adores I. C Lavey, Box 17, Muskogee, lud. Ter. How Martilra Are 3Iade. Most of the Moae marbles usd by boys are made in (Jernuny. The refuse only of the raarb! and aj:ate quarries is employed, and this is t re.it ej in fucIi a wajf that there in practically no waste. Men and boys are employed to break the refuse stone into small cubes, and with their hammers they acquire a marvelous dexterity. The little cubes are then thrown into a mill consist in? of a grooved bedstone and a revolving runner. Water is fed to the mill and the runner ia rapidly revolved, while the friction does the rest. In half an hour the mill is stopped and a bushel or so of perfectly rounded marbles are taken out. The whole process costs the merest triCc. Philadelphia Hecerd. The ordinary load of a camel is from Dine to ten hundred pounds.