Plymouth Tribune, Volume 6, Number 10, Plymouth, Marshall County, 13 December 1906 — Page 7

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"V Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of 5 Fac-Shnile Wrapper Below. to take as ragar. F03 HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS. FOR I1U0USHESS. FOR TORPID LIYER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COLI PLEXI ON CARTERS ITTLE IVER PI LLC. l 5U I nraly TeretaMevbiw-r CURE SICK HEADACHE. A Positive CURE FOR CATARRH Äff, Elfs Cream Balm is quk kly absorbed. Gives Hattet at Once. It cleanses, soothes, heals and protects the diseased membrane. It rares Catarrh and drivea away a Cold in the Head quickly. Restores the Senses of Taste and SmelL Fall eize 0 cts. at Druggists or by mail ; Trial size 10 cts. by mail. Er Brothers. 56 Warren Street, Nw Tori. New Wheat Lands IN THE Canadian West 'SO AO additiaa) miles of railway this year f have opened up a largely increased ter ritory to the progressive farmers of Western Canada, and the Government of the Dominion continues to give 160 Acres Tree te tvery Settler. The Country Has No Superior Coal, vood and water in abundance; chcrchrs and schools convenient; markets easy of access; taxes low; climate the best in the northers temperate zone. Law and order prevails everywhere. ror advice and information address the Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, oi me uinonzra Canadian government Atem. w. D. Scott. SaDerintendent of ImmiCTaticn, Ottawa. Canada, or W. 11. Rogers. d Floor Traction-Terminal Bailding;, Indianapolis Ind., uu 11. i. imams, ivoom jo, law Building Toledo, Ohio, Authorized Government Agents. PImm mr wbm yoa mw Lhia adveniaeflient. STAND FIRM "Whenyoubuywi OILED SUIT or SLICKER demand Its the easiest eJid only way to get The best Sold everywhere 41 Low Rate One Way A.D ; Round Trip Tickets FIRST AND THIRD TUESDAY -toArkansas . Colorado Indian Territory Kansas Texas - New Mexico" Oklahoma Y Missouri Old Mexico tzi many other points. For prices and ticket conditions rite nearest Wabash Agent, or address C S. CRANE, C. P. & T. A. J ST. LOUIS MO. Praters I PAY USD T02 Second-Hand Printers' Machinery What have yoa to Sell or Exchange? T.C.POWELL 93 So. Jd fers oo Street. CHICAGO Let us do your Printing using Linen for your office stationery. You can get the paper and envelopes to match. It Im the rmct thing. Take no orAer.

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CANADA. Magnificent Crop Return for the Yrir 100. Tbc manner in which the Canadian West has attracted settlors in recent years has caused many of our jour nals and public men to sit up and take notice, to use a current phrase. From every European country and from almost every State in the Union large nmnhers of settlers have flocked to the irairie provinces of Canada, where free homesteads and wide opportunij ties are open to all who desire to avail I a i l r a 1. lueniseiics ui uieui. The greatest factor in attracting settlers lies in the inherent richness of soil and suitability of climate for pro ducing what is universally considered to Ik? the, finest wheat In the world the "No. 1 hard" of Canadian growth and other cereals that rank in the very first class. This year the harvest re turns were: Wheat. 90,000,000 hushc!s; cats, 70,000.000 bushels; barley, 17,000,000 bushels; and when it is considered that the entire population of the three provinces as evidenced b3 '. the quiquennial census just completed i is only S10.000, it is easily seen that ! the lure of the Canadian West is In its agricultural potentialities. Another feature which attracts the settler is that railway construction is proceeding with such rapidity that al most every district is within easy reach of outside markets, and that good prices for all lines of farm products rule practically from the commencement of agricultural operations. This is a factor which did not prevail when the earlier settlements in the West were made In Canada and in the Unit ed States, and has given a great impetus to Canadian Western settlement In rttent yea rs. The free grant system of homesteads which prevails In the prairie provinces, by which ewry settler who is able and willing to comply with the conditions of actual settlement (by no means on erous) !s given 1C0 acres free, except $10 for entry, is a great drawing card. and in the last fiscal year gathered in over 180,000 additional to the Western population, of which 57,700 were from the United States. The further fact, as Is strongly brought out by the agent of the Canaaian uovernment. wnose auuress apIcars elsewhere, that a splendid com mon school system, practically free, prevals throughout the entire country. am' is easy of access in even the most remote districts, is another great In ducement to the settler who has the future welfare of his family in mind, and this, coupled with the fact that Western Canadian law-nd order are proverbial, completes a circle of good and sufficient reasons why the tide of Immigration has set in so steadily to ward the country to the north of our boundary line. Xw Bill Hard to Count. Po you mind taking new bills? In quired the paying teller. "Do I mind new bills? Certainly not. In fact, I prefer them." everybody doesn t care for new greenbacks," said the bank cashbr. Then he added: It is a common idea that bank tellers do not care to give crisp paper money. 'As 'a matter of fact nine cashiers out of every ten try. to get rid of new money as quick ly as possible after receiving It. There Is grave danger to th average paying teller in handling unusued money. New bank notes stick' together. Frequently the ink is not thoroughly dry. During our rush period we handle a great deal of money. It is the easiest thing in the world to make mistakes with new bills when In a hurry to relievi: a long line of waiting patrons. When possible wo give out the new bills during hours when there Is no rush. I'd rather pay out 1.000.0C0 old bills than 100 new ones." "These bills are new enough, that's sure. But I seem to be a twenty short I'll count them over ' to make sure. No, they nre all here. The two were stuck together." J That's just it," laughed the cash ier. "One cannot be too careful in handling them. I count old bills over twice. I have to count a pile of new bills half a dozen times." New York Sun. '- Growth of a Nevada City. Less than two years ago a prospector lost his way in the desert near the California line, in Nye County, Nevada, and died of thirst. On the spot where that man's body was found is now the town of Bullfrog. A water works plant costing $o0,000 supplies an abundance of water. There are hotels with baths in many rooms and residences equipped with all the modern paraphernalia that make Tor comfort. Electric light illumine the streets where only the stars of heaven looked down on the dea,th of the lonely miner and within the radius of a' Tory few miles there are now about 15,000 people. NO MEDICINE Dot Chan are of Food Gare Final Relief. Most diseases start In the alimentary canal stomach and bowels. A great deal of our stomach and bowel troubles' come from eating too much starchy and greasy food The stomach does not digest any of the starchy food we eat white bread, pastry, jKrtatoes, oats, etc. these things are digested in the small intestines, and If we eat too much, as most of us do, the organs that should digest this kind of food are overcome by excess of work, so that fermentation, indigestion, and a long train of ails result Too much fat also is hard to digest and this Is changed into acids, sonr stomach, belching gas, and a bloated, heavy feeling. In these conditions a change from in'jifcestible foods to Grape-Nuts will work wonders In not only relieving the distress but In building up a strong digestion, clear brain and steady nerves. A Wash, woman writes : "About five years ago I suffered with bad stomach dyspepsia, Indigestion, cor-fltipatlon-caused, I know now. from eating starchy and greasy food. "I doctored for two years without any benefit. The doctor told me there was no cure for me. I could not eat anything without suffering severe pain In my back and sides, and I became discouraged. "A friend recommended Grape-Nut and I began to use It. In less thar? two weeks I began to feel better and inside of two months I was a well woman and have been ever since.. "I - can eat anything I wish with pleasure. We eat Grape-Nuts and cream for breakfast and are very fond of iV Name given by Tostum Co., Battie Creek, Mich. Read the little book, "The Road to Wellville," la pkg?. "There's a reason."

iTa. m A cheap scrub is the dearest animal on a farm. It may m dear in two ways. A seven foot mower Is a fit compan ion to the hay loader, as it Is just the ividth required so the loader can take Jp a swath at a time. Even a small dairy often means In creased fertility on the farm. With most cows the profit conies out of the first six months of the milkiiiir period. A Western man has discovered that his poultry uVcs much better when pro vided a bed spring on which to roost lie says they rest letter and thus are made more profitable. It Is always an indication of a dry ft tell or the neglect of somebody when the pump handle sticks up, pointing obliquely at the sky. It makes one weary to look at a pump In this predicament. It certainly looks like a wasteful practice to buck away the straw at thrashing time and burn it. There are so many uses to which straw can be put that it does not look right to see it burned. The lima bean has been an Impor tant article of food with us for many years. At the present time thousands of acres arc devoted to its culture, especially in regions of California, where rainfall is scanty. While dairying has Its disadvan tages, it has this great advantage, that it enables the farmer to utilize to an unusual' extent the cheaper labor on the farm, and to make the most iossiblc out of a small tract of land. There are several ways of planting jtra wherries. They are sometimes ;rovn in hills. In this case the plants ire set u!out two feet apart iu rows four feet apart, and all the runners are nit off and the full strength forced In to the single plant.. i This is the ag'? of the handy man the man who applies his thoughts to make tilings himself rather than to hire them made. He is not only doing these, but he has his eyes open to note what others are doing so he can apply their t'st ideas to his own needs. In Germany, where an elaborate mili tary system controls everything, every horse is available for the service of the country in the event of war. Every foal is registered and may be taken away at any time by order of the gov ernment, at a nxeu price- aiaue by a committee appoiutM for that purine. One of the remedies for low prices is to endeavor to make each acre of land double itself in production. As many as sixty liusnels or wneat have been grown on one acre, as an exieriaient. yet some fanners who secure twenty bushels per acre are satisfied. There is always room at the top' in farming, as In every other occupation. Wherever c lover is "grown lime gives ?xcellent results on the land, not only n account of its chemical action on the cil, but also Iecawse it enters very largely into the composition of plants md Is frequently deficient In some soils. Miipnare or nine jianu piaster) on beavy. soils is a special fertilizer for clover, and may be applied In the spring of the second year. Tue r-cst way to set early spring unions is to set out the small sets In the fall. The latter part of November !s the proier time. Get the ground in alee shape, same aa you would In the prlng, and put In the sets in the ordi nary manner. In any common winter hey will live through with no protec tion, but it would do no harm to put 5n a light coat of urtilching. You can use either the winter top sets or the regular bottom sets. A plov that had been left in th? ground where used last was heard to say: "I seem to be stuck on my job. but I'll lose all my brightness if I stay here long." "Oh, never mind." said a self-binder In a fence corner, "I'm bound to stay here with you until callIed to do more binding.". Then a hay loader chimed In by saying: "I've had my ups and downs, and this location is damaging to my slats, but I am still loadlns' more trouble on my master.' An oleomargarine fraud was recently discovored near a town in Indhtna. A man in that locality was rapidly petr ting rich in operating a scheme con trary to the federal laws. He would purchase oleo in Louisville at nine cents per pound, bring it to his home and convert It into wnst Appeared to be good country butter and he would take it back to Louisville and sell It to private customers at from twenty-five to thirty cents per pound. He had established routes In many parts of the city and was doing a big business. Judging by the actions of some farmers one is inclined to the belief that the farmer U the only niau who hunts competition. These men art regretting the decrease In the number of men engaged In farming. T;hey would have an Increase in the number and likewise an increase In competition. What is needeu is an Increase In the population of consumers and not pro ducers of foo l. The amount of food Is limited and Is low enough in price. Farm values detxnid on the income from land. Income depends on the de mand for food. That demand deperils on the number of consumers. Mat.lnff Patot tH1i Skim Milk. Stir Into a gallon of milk about three pounds of Portland cement and add u'ü.;jiil Venetian red paint powder to impart a good color. Any other colored paint powder may as well used. The skim milk-will hold the paint, in suspension, but the ement, being heavy, will sink to the bottom, so that it becomes necessary to keep the mixture wen snrrea witn a paddle, Mix only enough at a t'me for one

day's use. Six hours after painting this paint will be as immovable and unaffected by water as a month-old paint. Cases are on record of this sort of paint leing In good condit'on after twenty years, and It has preserved the wood admirably. The addition of car. bolie acid or some other disinfectant makes it very suitable for dairy work, as it then hac a cleansing effect. Seed for Jlnwlnit and Paul uraice. A good mixture of seed for mowing, to be followed by pasturage, according to a Pennsylvania correspondent. Is six quarts of timothy, sown with wheat, followed in the spring, without plowing, with a mixture of four quarts red clover, two quarts alsike, four quarts redtop. The clovers, he says, will hold two years and the other grasses will (Pike their place. .Mil Afcnlnftt Aftpnratrun Pent. Kindly insects help In the destru tion of the asparagus pest. The ladybug, some snake-feeders, or dragonflies and wasps and the spined and bordered soldierbug all these eat Ihe larvae of this beetle. Ducks and chickens are fond of them; air-slacked lime dusted on the dew-wet leaves destroys the post; or the tnds of the branches where they congregate may U cut and burned. The same remedies hold good for the sputtcd beetle, but his favorite place of hbling Is In the berry, so these should be cut and burned as fast as they form. Timothy or Clover. After an experiment iu fattening horses the Illinois Exierimeut Station says in effect about timothy hay for horses that will be surprising to many liorsemen : A feature of the experiment was the demonstration of the worthlessness of timothy hay, something that horse fleshers will do well to keep in mind. Timothy is good to haul to town and sell to the other fellow. Clover leats it all around. In the cxieriment horses fed on corn, rits and clover gained 277 pounds each in ninety-two days. The lot fed on the same ration except .imothy was substituted for clover, 'he gain was 14- pounds and the timothy ration cost more than clover. From this it is plain that timothy is an unprofitable raw material for farmfeeding operations. If you must grow it sell to the man In town. Com, oats and clover hay, with a little bran and oil meal, constitute an ideal ration for fattening horses. Market for Macaroni When. When In the '70s Russian settlers in western Kansas h:d introduced the socalled turkey hard winter 'wheat It was found to be a good producer, but there seemed to be no market for it. Gradually the millers adapted their machinrry to its use aiid fe.und it excellent. This experience is repeated in the case of the more recently Introduced durum or macaroni wheat, which is better adapted to a dry climate than any other wheat yet 'introduced. Farm ers have been anxious about the market, but an investigation recently made by Prof. V. II. Olin, agronomist of ths Colorado Agricultural College shows that' then? need be no further misgiv ings about selling this wh;at. Olin his replies from Kansas Prof, City, Omaha, St Louis, Cincinnati, Chicago and Minneapolis which show ready markets in all these places for durum wheat. The export demand is stron but the time should soon come when American manufacturers of macaroni will purchase and use the American product of this wheat at least to the extent of supplying the American de maud for macaro.ui. Kansas Farmer. Farming; fx ('handln? n a Great Indantry. There Is not in America any man who is more familiar with agriculture as a business than Professor I II Bailey, who, for years, has been at the head of the Cornell Agricultural Col t A J l . iL lege, aim nas conxrinuieu innen i me farmers' sum of farm knowledge. Writ in the Century, Professor Bailey says: The character of farming Is chang ing rapidly. It is coming more and more to be an efficient profitable and attractive business. With here and there an exception. In the past we have not given much consecutive thought to the bus.ness nothing, fika as much as the merchant gives to his business or the doctor to his. It has tren ro "easy" a business that untrained men could succeed in it The change in tM-onomic and social conditions breaking up the tradition. Farming is becoming more difiicult, and the old method? must gro. In the future only the wcll-Infcrmcd and c ncient-ihinklng man can succeed ; that Is. only ihe edu cated man. The country is to offer other tidvantnges to the educated man than merely I to be a good farmer. There are good opportunities for leadership on public questions prooauiy neuer opportunity 1 and with less competition than In tbc great cities. The very fact that city representation is increasing In the leg islatures should make the able country representative more of a marked man. The growth of the institute movement, of the grange and other rural organi zations, gives fresh opportunity to de velop leadership of a high order. It seems to me that by the very na ture of the progress we are making, the college man must go to the farm. In fact, college men have been going back from the beginning of the agricul tural education movement. Statistics show- that a very large percentage actually have returned to farming, and this in spite of the fact that cities have been growing with marvelous rapidity, and that the whole system of agricul tural colleges and experiment stations has been developing and calling for men. uonsiuering me limitations under wuicu me agricultural collets Lave developed, . without synipathv. It . I 1 A a with the indifference and sometimes the opposition or educators the ver men who should have known better with wholly inadequate funds, it little less than marvelous what th have accomplished within a generation It Is probable that the proportion of students of the leading agricultural col leges who now engage In agricultural pursuits Is greater than that of stu dents of colleges of law or of other pro fessional colleges who follow their chos en profession. No one now questions the value of education to a lawver or physician; why question Its value to a farmer? The educated man will go back to the farm If ha Is fitted to be a farmer -

NO NEW CATCH PHRASES. Old One that Delighted London An. ilieiirea All Hackneyed. "Seng writers are becoming alarmed at the continued absence of a catch phrase," said Charles .Wilmott, the well known musical author. "'Are we downhearted?' has had a good Innings, but nothing new. I'm afraid, Is likely to turn up until the pantomime season. For the first time for a good many years London is without Its catch phrase. (Jo to any music hall, which you must bear in mind is the quickest reflex of any street phrase struggling for iKpularity, and there is no effective substitute for 'Now we shan't be long,' 'Where did you get that hat?' 'Knocked em In the Old Kent road or They're all very fine and large. Whether the creators of these phrases each of them famous in their day have lost their originality or whether the public taste is becoming more refined I do not know." The art of winning the public fancy with a catch phrase depends on the skill of tbc man who seeks to do so. A politician may unconsciously coin a pbraso that will cling to him forever, such a. Mr. Halfour's "I am a child In tWsc: matters," Winston Churchill's "terminological inexactitude" and Lord IJoselierry'8 "plowing the lonely furrow." Hut with a professional Yorick it Is different. The way Harry Randall iopularIzed "Get your lialr cut" at the Grand Thea

ter some years ago was a masterpiece. At his entry in every scene In the pantomime the trombone played the opening air of the song. As scene followed scene his hair gradually got shorter, till at last he was perfectly bald, and when the trombone played the notes again he brought down the house with the remark,. "You're Just too late." Years ago at the Standard Theater Cyrus Hell, a well known comedian, leaped into fame as the originator of "I never expected that" a phrase uttered by him each time a proporry dhck or cat greeted him as he took the stage. The following year he won more popularity by twisting the phrase into "That's Just what I ex pected." There Is a faint hope that the open ing words of the song "Put a little bit away for a rainy day" may soon be transformed Into a catch phrase. It is popular Just now on account of Its homely melody and the catchy render ing of the old proverb. It is sung by the Sisters Levy. "Waiting at the Church" Is another popular song which has met with great success iu America, where cartoonists have seized upon a certain line in Jt and are booming it for all they are worth. MIXED ENGLISH OF INDIA. Native Lawyer Gives Queer Turn Speech to Ilia ArRaroent. oi In an argument before a court in British India a native lawyer used the following language: "My learned, friend with mere wind from a teapot thinks to browbeat me from my legs. But this Is mere gorilla warfare. I stand under the shoos of my client and only seek to place my hone of contention clear In ; your hon or's eye. My learned friend vainly r.ns amuck upon the sheet anchors of my case. "Your honor will be pleased, enough to observe that my client is a widow, a Ioor chap with one ostinortciu son. A widow of this country, your honor will be pleased to observe, is not like a j widow of your honor's couutry. A wldow of this country is not able to eat more than one meal a day or to wear clean clothes or to look after a man So my ioor client had not ' much physic or mind as to be able to as sault the lusty 'complainant "Yet she has been deprived of some of her valuable leather, the leather of her nose. My learned friend has thrown ordy an argument ad hominy upon my te?lh, that my client witnesses are nil her own relations, their relationship is only homeopathic. So the misty argu meats of my learned friend will not hold water; at least they will not hold good water. Then my learned friend has said that there Is one the side of his client a respectable witness, viz., a pleader, ar.d since this witness is In dependent he should be believed. "But, your honor, with your lienor's vast experience, is pleased enough tc observe that truthfulness is not sopleu tiful as blackberries In tills country. I am sorry to say, though, this witness is a man of my own feathers, that there are in my profession black sheep of every complexion and some of them do not always sieak gospel truth. Uu til the witness explains what has be come of my client's nose leather he can not 1 lielieved. He can not be allowed to raise a castle In the air by beat lug upon, a bush, so trusting to that admin istratlon of British Justice on whicb the sun never sits I close my case. At the CWnaIjrnee, HtaU. mere uvu iu uc m & uuaucipuia j A . t I- tkl. 1 1 J -t t I says a writer m tne uentleman Ifarin er, a commission firm noted for ite dose dcalln;. It was a habit wltb this firm always to demand, or at least to request, some discount from the original bills presented to them. 'iney ueait ior several years witu a Rhode Island farmer who sold them lire turkeys. One year they ordered drefsed birds Instead, but it is evident that the clerical force was not Inform ed of lie change. A week after the turkeys were shipped the farmer was surprise! to receive tne nsual coma a a a piaini mat. rour or tne turkeys wert dead when they arrived, and the re quest that he deduct the price of them fiom the bill for the consignment. "It is with regret," be replied, "thai I have to advise you that I cannot make thv concession requested. It is my custom to require that all patrons desiring dressed turkeys tc notify us In advance, so we may for ward them in heated cars. Owing to the chill prevailing at Thanksgiving time, turkeys without feathers or insides are liable to take cold If shipped in the ordinary manner. The mortal ity among dressed turkeys was very large this year." SI 111 pi r Out of the Sufferer Well, what Question. Is the matter with me, doctor? Physician (brusquely) Appendici tis. Sufferer (horrified) Nonsense, doc tor! You don't know what you nre talking about! I can't afford to have appendicitis. Somerville Journal. Consolation. Mr. IIusscl The doctor says if I Jon': take a little rest and not work so hare I'M be dead In a year. Mrs. Hussel What a consolation It must be to you to know that your life's insured. Philadelphia Ledger. The majority of good cooks are also food scolds.

"The Blood is The life." Science has never gone beyond the above simple statement of scripture. But it has illuminated that statement and given it a meaning ever broadening with the Increasing breadth of knowledge. When the blood is "bad" or impure it is not alone the body which suffers through disease. The brain is also clouded, She mind and Judgement are ellected, anuinany an evil deed or impure thoWht32jövbSKrectly traced to the impuvetyol the dx Foul. Impure blood can be made mire hy the mn of pr Perce's Golden Medical Discovery. Jt enriches nnrt nnrlfie th Mor thereby curing, pimples, blotches, eruptions and other cutaneous affections, as eczema, tetter, or salt-rheum, hives and other manifestations of impure blood. ,In the cure of scrofulous swellings, enlarged glands, open eating ulcers, or old sores the "Golflen Medical Discovery "has performed the most marvelous cures. In cases of old sores, or open eating ulcers, it Is well to apply to the open sores Dr. Pierce's All-Healing Salvo, which possesses wonderful healing potency when used as an application to the sores In conJunction with the use of 'Golden Medical Discovery " as a blood cleansing constitutional treatment. If your druggist don't happen to have the "All-Healing Salve" in stock, you can easily procure It by inclosing fifty-four cents in postage stamps to Dr. R. V. Pierce, CG3 Main St, Buffalo, N. Y., and it will come to you by return post. Most drnggists keep it as well as the "Golden Medical Discovery." . . You can't afford to accept any medicine of unknown composition as a substitute for "Golden Medical Discovery," which Is a medicine of known composition, having a complete list of ingredients in plain English on Its bottle-wrapper, tho same being attested as correct under oath. Dr. Pierces Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate stomacn, liver and bowels.

"OrItn" of Mahogany. : The origin of the use of mahogany is said to have been as follows: A West Indian trader brought home several logs of mahogany as ballast for his ship. The trader's brother, a London physician,' happened to be building a house, and his brother suggested that the logs would serve for ceiling beams. Acting on the proposal, the doctor gave orders to his worktaen accordingly, but their tools were not able to make an impression on the hard wood. The doctor ordered fresh tools to be made, and at length succeeded in finding Implements which would cut the timber. Delighted with his discovery he ordered a bureau to be made, and so beautiful was it that It attracted general ' attention. New York Tribune. DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? rroüt by the Experience of One Who Ifaa Found Relief. James R. Keeler, retired farmer, of Fenner street, Cazcnovia, N. Y., says: About fifteen years . ago I suffered with . my back and kidneys. I doctored and used many remedies without getting relief. Beginning with Doan's Kidney Pills, I A . . " . kt a9 a 1 va iouna reuci irom ine f$ first box, and two - boxes restored me to good, sound condition. My wife and many of my friends have used Doan's Kidney Pills with good results, and I can earnestly recommend them." Sold by all dealers. .r0 cents a box. Foster-Milburu Co., Buffalo, N. Y. "Prealdent Haakon." "The uncrowned king of the republican monarchy, Norway," Is the title which an ex-Judge of Chicago gives to IijomstJcrnc Bjornson, the famous author-politician, whom he has just visited. Bjornson is described as being as hale and hearty at 70 as most men at 40, and as saying that King Haa kon Is merely a president elected for life which latter is not news. Springfield Republican. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can not reach the teat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or constitutional disease, and la order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Intern ally, and acts directly on the b'ond and mn rdtia surfaces. Hall s Catarrh Cure la not a nuock medicine. It was prescribed by ono of the best physicians !n this country for years and is a regular prescription. It Is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers .acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The per feet combination of the two Ingredients is what produces such wonderful results In curing Catarrh. Send fo" testimonials free F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. Sold by Drurclsts. prlee 75c. Take Hall's Family Fills for constipation. Hurt His Feelinjr. "Am I tho only girl you ever loved?" "Does it strike you that I make love like au amateur?" Baltimore Ameri can. - Kallant. 'I see dat all de angels what gat wings is wimmen." ' "Well, dat's all rip;ht en proper. Give a man wings en batan would levy on 'urn en set fire ter 'urn fo' he could fly ten yards." Atlanta Constitution. Can it truly be said of any other - . ajü s. iinnlr than WaaVict TntomotlAnal Dictionary that it is: The Standard of the Federal and State Courts? The Standard of the Government Printing Office? The Ba sis of nearly all the Schoolbooks in the country? Indorsed by every State School Superintendent? Universally recommended by College Presidents and Educators? Adhered to as Stan dard by over 99 per cent of the News papers? Reliable, Indispensable, Com plete, Scientific, Practical, Popular. The Safe Guide for a Professional Van. Business Man, Teacher and Stu dent? Should you not own such a book? Look elsewhere for advertisement in this paper. Still, He U Id n't Kick. "You cooked a pudding for your hus band in one of those hay stoves, did you? How did he like it?" "Well, he said it wasn't so bad, but he thought the pudding seemed to spoil the taste of the hay. Very Low ltatea West, KortbweMt aad Southwest la Nickel Plate Road. Splendid opportunity for colonists and homeseekers. Tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays in November and December. Call on agent or address, C. A. Melin, T. P. A., Ft. Wayne, Ind. (1042) Short Cat to Acquaintance. Mother Bobbie, how did you get acquainted with the little boy next door? Bobbie I licked him. Smart Set RUBBER STAMPS. ATI kinds of Rubber Stamps Made to Order. Self-laklar Datera soaiething new. Ink ami Inking Pad. Send for Catalogue to Lock Box 2 1 9. Port Wayae, Indiana. The world's population is about 500.000.000 a century. increasing Mr. Wlnslow'a ßooTHrso Stbüf tor Children temhinf; softem tha jrnmi, redncei inflammation, ! Ui pun, cum wind eolio. 2ä centa m bottle. PUTNAM LiÄi'Ä10?,' acd ftttf wtaj tnai m hVr asy tarssest ittest rlppian apart. toiU far Ires sookM

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