Plymouth Tribune, Volume 5, Number 45, Plymouth, Marshall County, 16 August 1906 — Page 7

Crlmlnnl Sneezing. Great puolic interest is being manl fested in the case- of a man who has been prosecuted for sneezing in a public street. The hero of the Incident 1

one Johann Furtmann, a resident ol Muhlhausen, a small town In Prus.-.iaE Saxony. Furtmann, who is highly re spected by his fellow citizens, sneezed somewhat loudly in the main street ol Muhlhansen. A policemean arrested him on a charge of creating a disturb ance. The local police authorities prosecuted Furtmann on a 'charge ol gross misdemeanor and rendering himself a public nuisance. After a lengthy trial i urtmann wa acquitted. The police authorities appealed against the decision, and a new trial Is necessary Furtmann announces teat he will call medical evidence to prove that a polypus in the no?e prevented him sneezing less loudly than was the case when the arrest occurred. III by Rlsbt. The editor of tie Gory Gulch Vindicator had just been elected to the office of coroner. "I'm fairly entitled to it," he said. Ive furnished my predecessor many a fat fee." riacing his rifle in readiness for instant use and sharpening a pencil, he sat down to wait for business in both his capacities. Because of its Delicate Medicinal, Emollient, Sanative, and Antiseptic Properties combined with the purest of Cleansing Ingredients and most refreshing of Flower Odors. Sold throirboot tfe worM. Cntfrara ümb. Me. . ntntHf, (-., KoiTnt, Ht. (la form of Choco.'aia Coated - tc pr Tit or uii. a ting: an often rvrta. "ru- Loa4o Chartrrhoca. bq. , Prit, 4 Rue d 1 aix i notion, m Luuubui Iti. Pu Putter lirug a Chitru Crp fco., frop. -SkJ for'-HowtoPmerrc Pnrtfv. and TtMnMfviSa Skia, cavp, Uaii, aoti liasd. of Infant, sad CiiiUiren." CHICAGO, FT. WAYNE. FOS TO RIA, FINDLAY, CLEVELAND, BUFFALO, NEW YORK, BOSTON AND ALL POINTS' i EAST and WEST Reached Most Quickly and Comfortably via thi Hickel Plate Road. Three Expresa train a erery day In the year, rtru Pullman Sleeping Cars to Chicago, New York and Boston. Comfortable high back neat eoacnes and modern Dining Cara serving meala on Indrrfdosl Club Plin ranging in prices from 35c to J1-0Q. Also a. la Cart ssrrice. Colored Porters In uniform to look to the contort of first and second class passengers and keep cars scrupulously dean. Direct Connections with Fest Trtlss tt Chicago and Buffalo. AH Agents Sell Tickets via this Popular RkU, Witt to C. A. ME LIN, Tra. Pass. Agent, Ft. Wyna, !nd The Greatest Doarding College IN THe WORLD t II i Notre Dame, Indiana Ws ptrutM twa potutm Omr atadt a tad 7 nrf ar ataUcuta fcekaY tkwutlfM 18 Dufldiags 75 Professors CCO Sladenls Cawrari I Aarfant anil Voöta Lanffu.t, Ktifli.h, Hia. tor;, and EcanoaiM OinMtry, Bielacy, FkmuirT. Civil, Elactrlral, aoa iMhuiinl Cart Badrina;. Axchltactw;, Law, locrUi.aJ, aok-kapln, Irya-vTiUnf . Special Dcsartnesl Itr Bart Dato Tbirtees TEÄMS: Board, Tuition, and Laundry. $400. Scad Un cents to tha Secretary for Catalogue. I WILL HEAL YOUR LUNGS I bare discovered a cure for - .x laoercuiar consumption ana am the first person on earth to make this discovery. PricelÄOOapint. I bare a limited nnrxiler of half pint bottles that I will ship on approval. Nocure.no pay. Theso bottles are goln? very rapidly and any person wishing one on provai without mom-v must ieratonce. I take this Dlan t .7 to show vou that I hav thfi rum - t a (.uusuuiyuuiu ii is picusiini t , w, 1. 1- I a . "V. ana can ot ratctn in tno last vi) 1 es with pirfect safety. LLIliIES.ForiWimt. Ind. RUESER 3TA.MPS. All kttdk ! Raitcwr Stamp Mad to Order. Self-iaklaaT DaUrs oom thing new. Ink ! Liking Pada. Sand for CattieM te Lock Bex 21. part Wayae, Ltd.

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t;''XTr L The early hatchetl chick Is always the largest aud strongest. The chickens that cat the most grit ?.re usually In the best condition. IXm't think that the hen will or can give you any more than you gire her. Sheep hAve excellent digestion, and heme they utilize feed to the fullest degree. Grit, cracked oyster shells and charcoal are almost as essential for chickens as food. Ventilation Is best afforded the fowlhouse at the top or through openings near the eaves. ExTicrience is a good school, but there U no reason why one should spend more thau one term there. Oa account of their bein? so very timidhecp ought not to be pastured iu the same field with other stock. Th use of a wheel hoe save labor In the care of a garden, even when much of the tillage is to Le done with a hore. In cultivating corn It Is necessary to get close to It the first time, and each subsequent time the cultivator can get further away. Cowpeas sown in midsummer, after orchards have been cultivated, and turned untier are a good fertilizer, but nothing is better than barnyard ma nure. Too much haste should not be exer cised In getting the calf upon skim milk. It should have a good start, and t'ie change from whole to skim milk should be very gradual. Clover U a fertilizer P.etory that always has ! full force of hands em ploy 1 and there are no strikes. It work nlht and day and cannot be too warmly supported. It is surprisingly how stubborn some I farmers cling to old-fashioned idea J and methods of ,tb dairy when they can plainly see the.r neighbors coining money right along with advanced dairy science and Improve! methods. Newly-set trees spend much of thefr exertion in making new roots and in getting established. They need careful, frequent cultivation, so as to bring the nourishment they need close to the surface aiid la contact with the roots. It uilL be necessary to perform occasional JoIkj in the rain, but rather. thaa make a practice of it one had better le In the house during rains brushing tp his ideas. Read while It rains, and wheu dry work with brawn and brains. An asparagus patch makes an ide-jl summer retreat for chicks. Ev;ry poiJtryman should have a patch. In tlw early spring It furnishes a most delicious dish for the table, and later furnishes a cool, shady place for tha chicks. There Is now no necessity for making out-of-doors" caves for lumber to wt down In a short time since cement bus come into general use. Some of tbe most economical caves are now made of concrete and cement. They are durable aud economical Seed corn should be so well cartl for that It will contain no ears that will not germinate, and seed testing should be employed as a demonstration of the fact that the seed has received proper attention rather than as a screen to separate the worthless from the iocr ly preserved seed. The cheese output of the United States for the last year, according to Secretary of Agriculture Wilson, amounted to about 300.000,000 pounds. worth approximately $30,000,000. Ür. Wilson thinks the eheese-inakinj In dustry Is on a much better basis, more scientific than ever I-efore. The fr.U value of the vegetables and fruit fron? the family garden is nevr fully realized unless there's a Jersey cow co-operating. Her product Jn the share of milk, cream and butter puts the finishing touches on succulent vege tables and Juicy fruits, adding a hun dredfold to their palatablllty. There Is not a sufficient number of geese grown to meet the market de mand. Thousands of them have been shipped In from Xova Scotia and othr localities. The cultivation of geese c&n bo readily carried on In almost every locality where farming is in vogue, Geese are easily grown, cared for and readily marketed at fairly good prices Most of the differences between the employer and the hired man on a farm are due to a lack of a perfect under standing of what Is legally and Justly expected of the latter. A verbal contract Is easily forgotten and Is not always lived p to. A written agreement will sometimes be a salient reminder of what is due both parties. It Is a mistake to overstock your farm with pigs or any other animals. To; many farmers, In attempting to make money by Increasing the number of animals, do so at the expense of quality. An overstocked farm is not a profitable one, having more anlraids than can be properly cared for, thus rendering It Impossible to keep all of them In a thrifty condition. 0i some farms late fall pigs are considered valuable projierty. A November pig makes a desirable feeder for the next summer on pasture, and not Infrequently Is the c.'e sought after to follow cattle that are being finished with com or grass. But to make the late fall pig useful for this purpose he must be well wintered, and, most Important of all, he should be kept growing all the time. Field Ivans often make a desirable crop io plant on portions of the farm which may be somewhat run down or for one reason or another cannot be got In shape in time for other crops. The ground should be put In good condition and the beans drilled In wit I the corn planter. If the vines are not of a variety or the ground is not so rich as to make a rank growth of

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S V. vino the field may be gone over with thi planter a second time, which will leave the rows about a foot and ten inches apart If the field is planted la thts way the cultivating will have to be done with a fine-toothed single horc cultivator. Packing hogs are of a poorer grad than butcher hogs. They Include old brood sows and other hogs which are heavy ecough for this class and not good enough for the butcher ho? class, except me very poor class, sucu as boars, roughs and coarse stags. About 40 per cent cf the hogs that go to the Chicago market annually are of this class. "Wljat the breeder wants to do Is to avoid raising such hogs. "Vern Corn Planting: Good crop rotation is a prominent feature of corn planting In the Central Prairie States. The crrps differ, but the Idea ii to use clover at least once la four years. Corn scoring Is a prominent .feature, and agricultural Institutes and farmers, who have not selected seed buy it of thosg who have. Harnyard manure Is the approved fertilizer, also chemical fertilizer, includ irg much potash and phosphoric acid Thickness of planting varies with the richness of the land. Massachusetts Ploughman. Core In Selecting Eggn. Much depends upon the selectlou ol egss for hatching. I'ggs for batching should be of uniform shape aud size and thickness of shell. Rough -shelled, dirty, muttled and eggs with thin shells should be excluded. Eggs which are over five days old should not Ik? used. Every egg when laid should be carefully dated, to show when taken from the nest lu order to avoid error on this point. Summer C.raiit for Ionltr-. It is not to U expected that the fowls can be taken care of wholly on the range during the summer no matter how extensive it may be o that the grain must It fed In a greater or less amount. During the summer we do without the mashes and the com, feeding wheat and buckwheat atd, beginning in June, more or less cottonseed meal, adding it in very small quantities and increasing it gradually until atiout one-tenth of the daily ration consists of the oil meal. (ireateat natter JIarWef. England Is the greatest butter market in the world. Her Imports of butter In 10u3 included: From Denmark 1S.2.0OO.O0O iwunds, Australasia 84,000,000, Russia 52,000,000, France 30.000,000, Canada 32,000.000, Holland 24,000,000, and the United States 9,500.000 pounds. Denmark sent 198,000,000 pounds of butter to England In 1903, so that her decline In the two years was 10,000,000 pounds. Australasia increased her contribution from 41,000,000 iKHinds in 1003 to 84,000,000 pounds In 1905. The Russian contribution Is mainly Siberian butter. Millet for Silase. Japanese millet Is excellent for silage, having a nearly solid stem, and thus being better adapted to keeping than many other fodder crops. It will produce twelve tons or more of green fodder to the acre. The advantage over corn is that It stands dry weatljer somewhat letter and may be sown later than corn. Soy beans haVe thi advantage over either of these crops in containing protein, and when mixed with corn make a balanced ensilage, thus cutting down the grain bills. But with the amount of land limited, it might be better to plant all corn and buy the grain, since no crop gives so great a bulk of cattle food for the labor and expense requrod as corn. Aaparafcnw Grown from Seed. The following suggestion from a Kansas writer on growing asparagus from seed Is easy to follow on any fann: Asparagus Is a paying crop, and one that Is easily .raised. The plants may be grown from seed nt a very small cost. Plant the seed In good garden soil, keep well cultivated the first year and transplant to a permanent bed the second year. Make the poll very rich, pulverizing It thoroughly, and set the plants two and one-half feet apart In rows three feet apart. -In the spring, before the tender stalks shoot up, sprinklethe top of the ground along the rows with common stock salt. Keep weeds down by cultivating on mulching preferably the former, If the season is not uncommonly drj A bod located on a south slope will bring very early asparagus, f nd this commands the best price. Startl'jff the Celery Planta. The cvlery seed should be sown In either shallow flat boxes, pans or flower pots having drainage and filled with reasonably rich lo..m and placed In either kitchen wlnaow or hotbed In February or March. Sow the seed rather thickly, and when the soil has leen made quite moist, sift light soil or sand over, rinn well, and cover lightly with one thickness of paper or cloth to exclude light and keep the soll moist. The temperature should be moderate. Ten or twelve days after sowing, the seeds begin to sprout, and care must be exercised that the toil does not dry out, nor be exposed to direct rays of the sun. for in this way they are easily destroyed. The pajier or cloth must te gradually raised, that the ycung plants may looome accustomed to the light and air. When an Inch or less in height, transplant into four-Inch deep cigar or other boxes or to a hotlod containing rather rich earth, as upon thiir strong, sturdy growth depends In a great measure the suecrss of the full-grown plants. Set about cne-half or three-quarters Inch apart. Keep well watered, though not too wet, and shade lightly if the weather is too bright for two or three days. If growth becomes too rank, before time for transplanting to tin? oien ground, the tops should be sheared nearly to the heart leaves. In fact, this is a good policy to follow In transplanting most plants where the roots are disturbed to any extent by lelng uprooted from the nursery bed. It forms an equilibrium between the tops and roots which iermlts both to repair before each can overload the other with work. Michigan Farmer.

BED STREWN WITH ORCHIDS.

French Marquise One of Many Whj rJurn I'p Their Money. When the people have more money than they know what to do with they sometimes develop a remarkable in genuity in devising methods of squand ering it, as in the case of the French marquise, liu, according to the papers, has her bed strewn with rare and ex quisite orchids at a cost of several thousand dollars a week. Even more remarkable is the story told cf a wealthy Frenchman who dines twice a week at a famous Parisian res taurant. His appetite is cf the poor est, but he always insists on having a tureen filled with a specially prepared soup placed before him. Next comes a huge joint of meat from which he cuts one tiny slice. Then follow four quails or a large chicken, of which he eats one mouthful. His dessert con sists of four grapes and a cup of coffee, while during his meal he Just moistens his lips from a bottle of ex tensive claret and another of the fin est champagne. At the conclusion of each meal, for which he pays $25, he hands $8 to the head welter, $4 to the waiter who has attended him, $2 to the woman cashier and $1 to the porter. A weird form of extravagance was that of a woman named Ililler, who recently buried her husband in a $20, 000 coffin. The casket was made of richly carved mahogany, with solid gold trimmings (a single knob costing $1, 750) and lined with silk which Is said to have cost 75 cents an Inch. The nizani of Hyderabad has a set ol false teeth for which he paid a Madras dentist $3,500 and Dixie W. Thompson, a wealthy rancher of Sant Barbara, Cal., not long ago spent $3,750 on a saddle, which Is of the fiw.st embossed leather, heavily and most elaborately mounted with sliver. Henry G. Mar shall lavished $50,000 on a grand piano, exquisitely painted by Sir L. AlmaTadema and studded with precious stones. Jan Van Boers has a piano, a miracle of painting, previous metals and Jewels, which cost him $30,000. One of the most remarkable cases of extravagance on record was the Indulging by the 'Sultan of Turkey of a child's whim. One day the Sultan found his small son in tears because, though he had been promised to be made an admiral, he could not see his ilag hoisted on a particular ship from his nursery windows. The Sultan piomptly had the vessel brought up and moored in front of the Dolnta-bagtcheh, to the child's great delight. In order, however, to bring the vessel to the re quired position, it was necessary to pull down a newly constructed bridge, which at the Sultan's bidding was done at a cost of $500,000. THE WORLD'S OLDEST CITY. The Danintru Seen by Saul of Tarana Still CxUt. If ycu were suddenly asked to name the o'dest city In the world vrblch Is still In a flourishing condition, what would be yo u answer? In nine cases out of ten, the person to whom such a query might be pro pounded would hark back to Egypt, Greece, or Rome. lie would be wrong. The oldest city In the world is Damas cus. Tyre and SIdon have crumbled cn the shore; Baalbec Is a ruin; Palmyra Is burled in a desert; Nineveh and Rabylon have disappeared from the Tigris and the Euphrates. Damascus remains what it was before the days at Abraham a center of trade and travel an Isle of verdure In the deseit; "a presidential capital," with martial and sacred associations extending through thirty centuries. It was near Damascus that Saul of Tarsus saw the light above the brightness of the sun ; the street which Is called Strait, in which it was said he prayed," still runs through the city. The city which Mohammed surveyed from a neighboring height and was afraid to enter "because It was given to man to have but one paradise, and for his part he was resolved not to have It In this world," Is to-day what Julian called the "Eye of the East," as It was In the time of Isaiah "the head of Syria. From Damascus came the damson, our blue plums, and the delicious apricot of Portugal called damasco; damask, our beautiful fabric of cotton and silk, with vines and flowers raised upon smooth, bright ground; the damask rose lntroaucea into England lu the time, of Henry VIII; the Damascus blade, so famom the world over for Its keen edge and wonderful elasticity, the secret of whose manufacture was lost when Tamerlane carried the artist Into Persia; and that beautiful art of nlaying wood and steel with gold and silver, a kind of mosaic engraving and sculpture united called damaskeening with which boxe, bureaus, and swords are ornamented. Her . Sareaatle Sn freest Ion. "Mr. Slopay," said the landlady, "I am astonished that a man like you should live In such an Inexpensive apartment. I should think that with your financial status you could take a more elegant " "Why-er-really, Mr. Re'ntham" stammered the lodger, "you must know that I am not able " "Yes, I know you're not. You never pay your rent anyhow, so why don't you get a-plenty while you're getting it?" And she sailed majestically forth. Cleveland Leader. Oar Own John rhlltp. John Philip Bousa, the conductor, has been gazetted "offleer de Instruction publique" of France. This distinction gives Mr. Sousa the golden palms and rosette of the French Academy. He Is the only American who has received this decoration. He Is also a member of the Royal Victorian Order of England, having been decorated by his majesty five years ago. Consent. Pater Can you support my daughter Li the style to which she is accustomed, without having to borrow money and getting In debt all the time? Suitor Yes, sir. Pater Then take her. It's more than I can do. Cleveland Leader. AVeather riilloaophy. "Nature Is much like humans in some respects," remarked the philosopher, as he looked over an account of past cyclone. "When she gives a big blowout It is always attended with great expense, but she manages to raise the wind." Baltimore American. An Ag-ffrarated Aaaanlt. They have a cow out In Oregon that wiggles her Iwrns." "Gee! I'd hf.te to have a cow like that hook me." Cleveland Plain Dealer.

I OJSTE OF WS UTILE JOKES.

Wu Ting-fang, former Chinese mln ister to the United States, went to New York in the latter part of his resi Jenee in this country, to attend a din uer given by a society of Orientalists, Df which, by reason of his office, he had boen made an honorary member. He complimented his hosts by appear ing in full costume, with his dv.-cora tions. After the dinner the company went to the new house of a leading club. The hour was late, and when the party ar rived at the club, the only occupants of the big and luxurious lour.ging-room were a few late stayers. They wel comed him with effusion and gave him their best, but were, perhaps, a little more liberal and familiar in their con vcrsation than they might have been uith so distinguished a guest earlier in the evening. The minister talked freely and cor dially, and qnswered very fully the questions asked him aboub the customs of his country. The matter of the status of women In China coming up, what he had to say' as to the limited education, the homekeepirg habits and the enforced seclusion of the Chinese women provoked a response from one of the club members-, which, while no exactly rude, was still not the extreme of courtesy to a guest. It contrasted the attainments and freedom of American women and the consideration they receive from men with Chinese customs. The speakei meant no 111, but what he said was In discreet and led to a moment's em barrassing silence," after which the con vcrsation was resumed on other sub jects. Wu TIng-fing did not speak for a while, but presently, during a pause, said, turning to the man who had made the critical r?mark: "This Is a very beautiful club-housa Vou have here, sir." "Yes, I believe it is the finest in New York." "Much finer than your ordinary prl vte houses, no doubt," said the minis ter. "Certainly. None of our p'rivate houses Is as large and beautiful as this," t.'as the resionse. "I suppose you have your ladles here your mothers and sisters and wive and daughters. Of course you must have them here to enjoy your beautifu house with you." "Why, no. Of course not It is against' the rules. They are not al lowed here at all." "Why not?" said the minister, witt his famous twinkle. And the Ameri cans saw the point SPRING CALL OF SARDINES. How the Little Flh Are CntiRbt and Prepared for' Market. "A delicate, faint squeak In', like the squeak of mice, ariz," said the sailor. "The sound come from tho dyin' sar dines." "I don't believe it." "You don't believe It? Well, thai shows yer Ignorance,", the mariner resumed. "It shows ye never been tc Brittany. They're preparin for the sar dine season in Brittany now, same as In Philadelphy they're prepariu for the shad season. "The ardines appears on the French coast eery year in May. Their course Is invar'ably the same. In March and April they follers the Adriatic and Mediterranean shores, goln' west They go through the Straits o? Gibraltar. They skirt Spain and Portugal. The spring and summer sees 'em off France, and the early autumn finds 'em In Eng lish and Scotch waters. "I done a lot o' Brittany sardln flshin In Concarneau In '99. We used to fish five to a boat. Our nets wa hand made and of assorted sizes. Out bait was the intestines of the fish call ed rice. "We set the nets. We throwed over board handfuls o' the vile bait, and if luck was with us the blue water turned silver colored and quivery with mil lions o sardines. We hauled 'era ln: dumped 'em In the bottom o the boal and scattered salt over 'cm. They died, the purty, delicate critters. In a min ute or two. They squeaked as they died like mice. It was kind o' pitiful. "On the clear, white sand, under the blue sky, in the pleasant weather, the Breton women worked, a hundred ox more of them, cuttin' off tne sardines' heads, washln' the salt oft 'em, dryln' em in the sun. boiling 'em a couple o1 minutes in big cauldrons o sweet oil, and packln' 'em in tin boxes and solderIn' 'em up." The sailor sighed. "The work's about startln now In Concarneau," he said. -I wlsht I was there. I can hear the sad squeakin' o' the little fish. The sound seems to call me." Philadelphia Bulletin. Old Hon Holt. Oh, don'd you recomember shweet Alice Old Bold, Shweet Alice, mit hair yust like mine Who dremples mit fear vhen you give hei vone scnmiie. Und larff mit delijrhdts oft your frown n der old kirsche yart, in der vwallly, Old Bold, Somevhere in der corner all alone U nd dhey put in a rock vhat veighdts von tousants poundts, Und shweet Alice lies unter dot shdone Oh, don'd you reeomember dot hlekorj tree, Old Bold, Vhat grows on dor top of dor hill? here we use'ed to get nbbles, unc beaches, und bears, Und lisden to der bologna sausage mill But dot bologna sausagr mill vas doumbh down, Old Bold, Und id can't doumble down any more, "dot's so" nd my name id vas Hans Peter Von nicklecomearuceumarouse, Und I don't dold you dot over agair some more. ot Sterling. Mr! Caddie The Poormans celebra ted their silver wedding last night didn't they?" Mrs. Gaddie ;Oh, no; I saw all the presents. . " a . Mr. Gaddie i-u: vwiac io you mean? Mrs. Gaddie It seems to have been . 1.11 a . a silver-piaieu weuumg. catuoJic Standard and Times. Helpful. "What books have helped you most? Inquired the literary girl. "Well," answered .the wholly mercc r.arr author: "l must couiess tnat I ? never succeeded in drawing royalties from any except my own. W ashlngton Star. Perhaps one reason the corpse of a oy looks particularly unnatural, is that it is the first time the neighbors ever saw him when he wasn't eating. A woman's tongue Is the Important part of her running gear.

When the Sfara Fall. Old Judy was a character well known In Lower Hentley, where persons of her race and complexion were rare. She was the last descendant of an old slave family owned, in the days when New England tolerated slavery, by one of the chief magnates of the place. She lived to be a very old woman over a hundred, according to local belief, although her exact age was not known. It was during the last year of her life that there occurred In August a famous display of shooting stars. The spectacle was a magnificent one, but Judy had no eye for its beauty. "Massy sakes! Massy sakesl" she muttered, trembling, gazing up with starting eyeballs at the streaked and

shining heavens. "Twon't be long dey'll miss a-hittin round here, sho It won't An' s'posin' dey drap on us cold, dey'll hit harder'n hallstuns; an s'posi'n' dey drap on 4 us hot dey'll scorch wuss'n greass bilin' over; an s'lios'n' dey jes' drap round us an' don't hit folks at all, who's gwine want 'em rollin' roun' underfoot, wid de light knocked out oh 'em, lak pebbles, mindin people ob de day pb Judgment ebery time dey stubs deir toes?" Explanations and consolation were of no avail. Judy would only shake her head and murmur In tones of awe, "Ah don't understand nuffin' 'bout 'stronomy, but Ah knows it's a fcho' 'nuff terrifyln time w'en de stars begins to fall!" 4 Disappointed. I would like you to meet my young friend, Mr. Googerly." "I would love to meet him." "He would make you a husband of whom you need never tie jealous." "Gracious, is he that ugly." Houston Globe. HERITAGE OF CIVIL WAR. Thonnands of Soldiera Contracted Chronic Kidney Trouble While in the Serrlee. The experience of Capt John L. Ely, of Co. E, 17th Ohio, now living at 500 East Second street Newton, Kansas, will' Interest the thousands of veteraas who came back from the Civil War suffering '7Al-m tortures with kidney EiSSifJr complaint Capt. Ely says : "I contracted kidney trouble during the Civil War, aud the occasional attacks finally developed Into At one time I had to a chronic case. use a crutch and cane to get about. My back was lame and weak, and besides the aching, there was a distressing re tention of the kidney secretions. was in a bad way when I began using Doan's Kidney Pills In 1901, but the remedy cured me. and I have been well ever since." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburu Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Sweet Memories. Frank White of Elitch's gardens says that an old man with a long white beard and rather a gruff manner stepped up to the box office at the dou ble figure "S" yesterday morning and said: "Give me ten tickets." The young woman cashier handed him the tickets and he climbed Into one of the cars. When the trip was fin ished he stepped Into another car and gave up another ticket He kept rid ing until he had made ten trips. Then he bought five more tickets. An attend ant thought he noticed that the old man was getting pale. "You'd better stop riding for a while, hadn't you?" he asked. "It seems to make you sick." "It does," replied the old man. "That's Just why I'm riding." The attendant was astonished. "You want to be sick, then?" he asked. "Yes," was the reply. "I used to be a sailor and this ride brings back the old seasickness I used to have once in a while. It's great." Then he climbed Into another car. Denver Post NEW ELECTRIC LIGHT. Cheap Substitute for Treaent Filament "Wire In Ilulba. A new electric lamp, which threatens to revolutionize the present system of lighting by means of the electric current, has been devised by an Austrian chemist Dr. Hans Kuzel who has occupied many years in studying the principle Involved In his Invention. He has succeeded In devising a lamp which he calls the Syrius lamp, and which promises to reduce the price of electrical lighting to a wonderful degree, says the New York Tribune. As is well known, incandescent gas lighting Is much cheaper than electric -light under the present systems, because the filament wires of the latter are very expensive, and the glass bulbs soon wear out in service. Pr. Kuzel has Invented a substitute for the glow thread, by forming out of common and cheap met als and metalloid colloids In a plastic mass, which can be handled like clay. and which, when dry, become as hard as stone. Out of this mass very thin wire threads are then shaped, which are of uniform thickness and of great homogeneity. 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