People's Pilot, Volume 6, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1897 — Puns for the Trades. [ARTICLE]

Puns for the Trades.

A watch-maker's ad should be well-timed A jeweler's ad should be full of gems/ A piano ad should not be too jiigh-toned. A. fruit dealer’s ad should be fruitful. I A liquor dealer’s ad should be spirited. » } 'V* A poultry dealer should advertise in lays. Ads for soap sfiould be devoid of aLL,“lye.” A modeler should have a model ad. A florist’s ad should not be too flowery. A designer should have a good design in advertising. A clothier's ad should be well dressed. A baker’s ad should bring in the “dough.” A book-binder’s ad should be bound to pay. An architect’s ad should be well planned. A displayer’s ad should be carefully displayed. A tailor’s ad should reap what it “sows.”—Ex,