People's Pilot, Volume 6, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 February 1897 — The Telltale. [ARTICLE]

The Telltale.

“Yes, my dear, I’m a gay bachelor,” said a masked man to a masked lady at a masquerade party the other evening. He felt queer when she said to him in a low voice: “Don’t be a silly, John. I know yon by that wart on yonr thumb. ” It was his wife.—London Fun.