People's Pilot, Volume 6, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1897 — Patent Not Yet Applied For. [ARTICLE]

Patent Not Yet Applied For.

Can’t some genius invent a scattering machine that will make a more equal distribution of confidence? It is coming in such heavy chunks and “dabs” that wherever it strikes things are knocked “east, west and crooked.” Last week some ten or a dozen of the largest banking houses in the west were struck and completely demolished by these unwieldy, heavy flying chunks. There is no patent on record of a confidenceseatterer, so a fortune is surely in store for some handy man.