People's Pilot, Volume 6, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1896 — Plenty Left. [ARTICLE]

Plenty Left.

A hypochondriac, who was staying with Father Healy at Bray, in the hope of obtaining relief from chronic dyspepsia, was one day taking a walk along the beach with his host. "I have derived relief from drinking a tumblei of salt water fresh from the tide,” said the invalid solemnly; “do you think I might take a second?” “Well,” said Father. Healy, with equal seriousness, “I don’t think a second would be missed.” —Exchange. Parisian Artist—“l paint a picture 4,merloalne, and vant put in some young ladles* faces, all true Americalne, all.*' Clubman—"Well, I can get you an invitation to Mrs. Hlghup’s party. She moves in the most exclusive set In the city.” "Ah, but I vant pretty faces.”