People's Pilot, Volume 5, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1895 — Baby Wit. [ARTICLE]

Baby Wit.

A little city boy was making his first visit in the country at his grandfather’s. He waa very much interested in the Jersey cows, and the first milking which he attended was watched with astonishment. The continuous stream of milk aroused his curiosity, until he suddenly burst forth with: “Say, grandpa, where do you turn it on!” “Children,” said the superintendent of the South Side Sunday school, “do you remember what is said of the lilies —how ‘they toil not, neither do they spin, and yet’—will some boy or girl finish the quotation?” And a dear little girl in a pink dress rose and said: “Sullivan, in all his glory, was not arrayed like one of these.”