People's Pilot, Volume 5, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1895 — Acute Kleptomania. [ARTICLE]

Acute Kleptomania.

"When I was in India,” said the man who had traveled, “ the native thieves stole the sheets from under me while I slept, and I never knew it!” “Yes, and when I was in the Northwest during the boom,” said the man who will never admit that America can be outdone, “I had to sleep in a room where there were four real estate agents and one of them stole a porous plaster from my back without awakening me.”