People's Pilot, Volume 5, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 September 1895 — When the Cat's Away. [ARTICLE]

When the Cat's Away.

The editor in chief of this paper having taken an outinggoing to Boston to the terminal conclave of Knights Templar—the management of this week’s issue is left to the “devil" and one of his imps, who are doing the very best they can to make this the banner issue of the season. We would have dressed the paper in colors had we been adepts in the art decorative.— vVolcott Enterprise. From reading the paper one would think that Eli Perkins had been engaged as proofreader. Vital statistics prove that, taking the world over, there are 109 women to every 100 men. Out of every nine sudden deaths reported. eight of the number are men.