People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 December 1894 — $6.00 to California [ARTICLE]

$6.00 to California

Is price of double berth in Tourist Sleeping Car from Chicago on the famous “PhillipsRock Island Tourist Excursions.” Through cars on fast trains leavo Chicago Tuesdays via Ft. Worth and El Paso, and Thursdays via Scenic Route. Write for particulars to A. P. Phillips & Co., 104 Clark St., Chicago. John Sebastian, G. P. A., Chicago. Overheard in Society.— “l hoar Do Graff is making a great success as a musician.” “But he doesn’t know anything about music.” “No; that is why he succeeds.”— Detroit Free Press. How Mr Throat Hurts I— Why don’t you use Hale’s Honey of Horehound und Tar? Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.

MissPassbk (virtuously)—“Well, I should liko to see a man try to kiss me good-by at the gate, that’s all 1” Miss Sixteen (mischievously)—“So should I."—Somerville Journal. Piso’s Cure for Consumption has no equal as a Cough medicine.— F. M. Abbott, 388 Seneca St., Buffalo, N. Y., May 9, 1894. Conductor— “ How old are you, little girl!” Little Girl—“lf tho company doesn’t objoct I prefer to pay my fare and keep my own statistics.”—vogue.