People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 December 1894 — If Santa Claus [ARTICLE]

If Santa Claus

Were bilious he wouldn’t be tho jovial friend of little boys and girls that he is. Bilious people are cross. They ought to take Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters ana banish the bile from their blood and thoir tempers at one and the same time. The Bitters is un infallible preventive of malarial, kidney and rheumatic aliments, and triumphs over dyspepsia and nervousness. It regulates the bowels without griping them.

Sure to Have a Good Time.— “ Have you received an invitation to tho Bachelors' ball?” “Yes, indeed. I’m to bo tho only girl there.” “Whatl” “Yes; really. You know tho bachelors only had an invitation apiece to seud out, and I’ve received one from each."—Harper’s Bazar.