People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1894 — McVicker’s Theater, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s Theater, Chicago.

“On the Mississippi” will remain at McVicker’s three weeks longer. It will be the holiday attraction. Secure seats by mail. They Are That Way.—Kitty—“Oh, Mr. Flirtly is so tender, isn’t he?” Judith—“ Yes —pretender.”—Detroit Free Press. Cure your cough with Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. A paper that is always full of good points --a paper of needles. I can recommend Piso’s Cure for Consumption to sufferers from Asthma.—E. D. Townsend, Ft. Howard, Wis., May 4, ’94. Heaven and earth fight in vain against a dunce.—Schiller. S. J. Stebbins, who advertises a Tool Catalogue free in this paper, is thoroughly responsible. Better write him.

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Courtenay—“ When you proposed to Mis» Dexter did you get down on your knoosF* Barclay—“No, I couldn’t; she was sitting on them.”— Truth. There are a good many people who am woll enough in their weigh, but the coak man is not among them. Genius begins great works, labor alone finishes thorn.—Joubert.